Another quick morning quickie update. Surprised he had this..
Another quick morning quickie update. Surprised he had this much left in his balls to be honest š§šš§ @u125291845
2021-02-20 14:13:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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Friday it isā¦ my most likely to get laid day, and it is look..
Friday it isā¦ my most likely to get laid day, and it is looking like itās going to hold true to that assertion. Excuse the big words, I donāt even know if I use them correctly. What is going on today? Who knows. I plan on getting seriously impaled by penisā¦ so there is that. Other than that, who knows what the day may bring. I keep getting pics from different guys on Twitter. Dick pics, that is. Now, as most of you know, I donāt mind getting dick pics. You like getting tit and pussy picsā¦ and so do I, as well as dick pics. I am obviously a fan of the penis, so why in the world would it would upset me at seeing them? Ironically, tons of chicks are offended. The real reason it offends them is their goofy boyfriends/husband/agent runs the account for them. Neither here nor there. Back to the pics of dicks. I keep getting pics of the most magnificent penisās possibly on the planet. The same three or four pics I have gotten a thousand times since 2012, when I first logged on to Twitter the first time. I call this āCockFishing.ā What do they think is going to happen if I ever were to meat them and they dropped their pants and out pops what is glaringly obvious a penis that was not in the pic? I am certainly not just going to overlook that fact. In fact, I would put it right back away and be on my way. Social Justice Warriors sound off. Tell me how mean that is. I mean, he only lied and cheated a little bit. Whatās the big deal? Big deal is he lied and cheated his way to meat me. I wasnāt after his personality or his looks, I was after the perfect penis and what they advertised was substituted for a vastly inferior product. I choose to take my business elsewhere. My business being my severely disappointed pussy. Anyway, not like it would ever get that far. Again, like I said, I have seen these same three or four dick pics a million times over the years, but I guess the people sending them to me have just discovered them. They do not know that I discount them as āCockFishā perpetrators and move along. People want me to be the other women for them. They want to cheat on their significant other with me. Bad idea. I tire quickly of all people, both guys and girls, and before you know it Iām cheating on you and you now no longer have a wife or girlfriend to go back to. I often tell people donāt dump your wife or girlfriend until you know itās exactly what you want to do because I wonāt be in the picture for very long. If I am involved in long term relationships itās because they know I am not exclusive to them. I might cancel our date to fuck someone else. Here is a quick hint to see if we are even remotely compatible. If you wonāt fuck me in the bathroom at your parentsā house after being invited over for dinner, then I will probably get bored quickly. We can always cum up with an explanationā¦ or better yet, is an explanation really needed? A few months ago, a fellow I have known for a long time accused me of seeing him only for his money. First, I didnāt even know what he did for a living, if he told me I forgot. Second, if he has money I never knew it nor suspected it. Mostly because I didnāt care. Third, the only reason I kept seeing him was for his penis. I was falling in love with both his dick and his testicles. His dick was just long enough, just fat enough, and his nuts pumped out the most gracious loads of sperm my insides could desire. Him telling me that made me lose interest in his penis. I was never interested in him, probably why I didnāt know he has lots of money. Since I lost the desire for his dick, I lost desire to see him. Heās back. My vagina is kind of sloppy thinking about his dick and would love to get a sperm slurpee from it. Should I? Shouldnāt I? Fuck it, my box wins. Iām gonna do terrible things to that mans cock with my vagina. When it gets done with it, his testicles will be raisins and his dick will be shrunk to the size of a baby carrot. If he mentions money, I am going to make him pay off my mortgage. I will keep you posted on further events of the day and this weekend so stay tuned!
2021-02-19 17:17:51 +0000 UTC View PostA video and a few pics to start the day. The fact that I am..
A video and a few pics to start the day. The fact that I am wearing KC Chiefs pants and yet live across the way from Tampa is not lost on me. I figure they were good enough to make it to the SB so they are good enough to wear their pants. Plus I dig the colors. Anyway the no face filter is on but it beats the alternative š¬
2021-02-19 13:47:10 +0000 UTC View PostJust got back from tromping around the swamp, fricking 87 de..
Just got back from tromping around the swamp, fricking 87 degrees out and humid. I know, all you folks caught up in the cold ā and šØ snow want to š me in the nose. Last thing you want to hear is me yacking about sweating my ass off but I am doing it anyway ā¤ļøš
2021-02-19 00:05:03 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning everyone just a quick few pics to start the day..
Good morning everyone just a quick few pics to start the day with š
2021-02-18 13:27:54 +0000 UTC View PostSorry I haven't been super responsive this afternoon on DM's..
Sorry I haven't been super responsive this afternoon on DM's I will answer all of you and take care of your tips as well, just bear with me. Most of you know I am spot on when it comes to replies and such...just having a day if you know what I mean!
2021-02-18 01:39:56 +0000 UTC View PostA few pics from today so check them out. I need to write so..
A few pics from today so check them out. I need to write some stuff out but I am stuck like chuck doing crap. I have to go all the way back to Walmart to pick up all the stuff I forgot to get today while I was already there. About the only thing I got done today were these pics. Oh well, at least you know I'm not selling you old and outdated shit. These are straight out of my new phone, the Galaxy S21 Ultra. Phone cameras are getting better and better!
2021-02-18 01:38:00 +0000 UTC View PostQuick update before I eat myself silly but I will post again..
Quick update before I eat myself silly but I will post again today a little later on.
2021-02-17 20:51:44 +0000 UTC View PostPost 1 of 2: Good evening, everyone. I know it's cold arou..
Post 1 of 2: Good evening, everyone. I know it's cold around the country and these are the only pictures I have that are recent, as in with a month, and kind of have a cold weather theme to it. Doing winter stuff is kind of hard when it's mid 70s outside. I know, rubbing it in but anyway, these will have to do! I got stiffed on the stiffy pics and I am pretty sure I am not going to get them. Lesson learnedā¦ again. But fuck me once, it was fun, fuck me on the pics and that will effectively end any future fuckingā¦ thatās my motto. Moving on. Apparently a lot of guys think they want a freaky bizarre girl in the sackā¦ till she is fondling your junk in the supermarket. Then you just want her to hold your hand. Up the game boys, up the damn game. Where did all this cuddling shit come from? Who wants to fucking cuddle? Iāll cuddle, but your dick is going to be inside me. Man, I was a chick before my time. I was more into actual fun shit like guns, jeeps, swamping, and fucking than most guys were. I was doing that shit before it was cool. I think it makes the sex better being like that. Iām like your best friend, except occasionally I want your dick to rearrange my guts. Then afterwards we can eat crap food till we canāt walk. Just saying. Working out provides several benefits on top of making you healthier. After a good hard workout, I want several things. In this order: 1: I want your penis. 2: I want food. 3: I want more of your penis. So, what have we learned here? Working out makes you hungry and not just for food. That may be why I have banged so many guys from the gym. I am primed and lubed after a good workout, ready to hit the dick with a heavy beat down if you know what I mean. Thirsty after a workout? Best remedy for a dry mouth is a wet pussy. Just saying. Someone asked me what I do if a guy cums to fast when we are getting our freak on. Nothing. I do nothing. I figure it isnāt his fault that I have kick ass pussy that can drain a cock in seconds flat. I just have to remember to turn the drain the testicles mode down to mild the next time. It happens. Best to get it out of the way right up front. That way I have plenty of time to work on round two. If you nut instantly in round two, you better be prepared to settle into a long session where your ears will connect with my thighs. I will get mine, I assure you of that. I donāt show up to a good fuck to go home without a good cum. That is my answer and I am sticking to it.
2021-02-17 01:20:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I donāt want to have to do it but guys these days seem to wa..
I donāt want to have to do it but guys these days seem to want to hang around after their scheduled dick appointment. Not sure whatās going on. I need to put a sign over my bed that says āCum and go. No loitering.ā You got 15 minutes of small talk while we clean up but then out the door you go. I got chicken wings to make, I donāt like sharing, and I got shit to do. People hanging around screws that up. I am not a cuddle kitten. I donāt care about touchy feely things. I am not a therapist, nor am I wanting to express my emotions. So if you donāt want me to give you the weird stink eye lookā¦ pack it up, shoes on, out the door. Schedule you soon for another dick appointment. Good dick slingers are getting harder to find these days. There used to be solid dick slingers everywhereā¦ now not so much. I remember when guys just wanted their dick sucked, and that was it. I was the one who wanted to suck it till your testicles looked liked dried raisins and my skin looked great because I drank all of your man jizz. Now they want to know what my interests are. I am interested in sucking your dick, or at least I was, but then you went all Oprah on me. Just saying. Someone wants to hire me for an office job. A fucking office job. Wantās to know if I can work well with a team. I donāt knowā¦ does a gang bang count as working with a team? I can drive a train, I do know that. Some of you will probably be thinking, āOMG! How cool, she can actually drive a train!ā You would be wrong, mostly because you are wrong on what kind of train I am actually driving. No, I am not working in an office with normal people. Buy me a bullet and rent me a gun. I am whacked in the head after all these years of getting slapped in the face with a dick. You have no idea of the shit I am prone to saying. I donāt do it on purpose, it just comes out. My filter is broke. I need to get fat. That is the comment of the day. I actually hear it quite often. If I get fat, I will get more popular. The most popular models on Twitter are fat, I should be like them. Thatās the carrot they are dangling. Lol, go fuck yourself. What can I do that they canāt do? Live past 45. Put my shoes on without wheezing. Run faster than the fat chicks who are chasing me. Look, live the way you want and Iāll live the way I want. I could not care less who is skinny, who is fat. My best friend in the world has a gut. I would disappear with him if he would let me. He wonāt but that is for another post. I will not get fat for the sake of gaining any popularity. Strange request that I wouldnāt even address if I didnāt get more than just a few. Why wouldnāt you just go to the fat chickās OnlyFans? Why try to convert me into a marshmallow? I wonder if these āheavier womenā get requests to look fit? I am thinking not. Sure, they get hate mail, I get tons of it myself, we all do. The difference is there is zero fucks given on my end about it. I get a good chuckle at most of it. Actual comment on Twitter with actual response. ābrooke baby all I luv U I be hold ur hands an ur shoulder 2 cry inā Shoulder to cry in? did you mean on? Who wants a shoulder to cry on? More like a dick to ride on Mr. Get it right. Where they come up with this shit is anybodyās guess. Why do I want my hand held and for what reason do I need a shoulder to cry on. Why am I crying and therefore need a shoulder to cry said tears on? Is there something he knows that I don't? Is he planning on murdering my dogs or something? Who knows.
2021-02-16 19:11:31 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone, hope your Monday is going well, mine, not so..
Hello everyone, hope your Monday is going well, mine, not so bad. I didnāt get the pics and videos yet. He hasnāt been able to break free yet. He couldnāt get away yesterday as the race ran well into the late hours last night. But I do have this video with his brother, another story for another time, that will have to due until then. He isnāt as big, but I bet itās a solid 8 or 9 inches of fun. Actually, I prefer his brotherās penis over his. I used to beg his brother for a taste of his dick all the time. Too bad he moved, I would still beg to drink his cum. @u125291845 The details as they happened on Saturday. I met him at his RV, and itās an extremely nice one, and we did the usual small talk. Neither of us were there to talk though, so it didnāt last long before I was removing his very large penis from his pants. Itās too big to really suck, but I tried and he didnāt want me to stop. His dick got so hard it was standing perfectly straight out. I mean level straight. I flicked it a couple times to watch it bounce and right back to level it went. It usually leans down, so I was pretty happy about that. I was a little worried though, as long as it is and with no flex, that thing was going to be chest deep inside me. He kept telling me to keep rolling his balls with my hands while I blew him and announced he was going to cum. I stopped and said no fucking way, itās going inside me but he promised he could do just that but wanted to cum in my mouth. I broke down and continued, mainly because it sounded hot and I was pretty excited about letting him fill my belly with sperm. So I massaged his balls and worked his dickhead with my mouth and tongue and when his balls tensed up and started jerking around, I put as much of that fat dickhead in my throat as I could and felt him empty his warm nut down my gullet. His balls literally shrank. I do not know how much semen I consumed because it all went down my throat as soon as it left his dick. But his balls indicated it was quite a bit. I never let his dick leave my mouth. It shrank down to the point I was licking his balls as I was sucking him. Five minutes of that and it grew back to where I could barely get the head in again. I climbed on top and sank down till my clit was touching his pubes and ground around. It is so long that it literally pushes the air out of me. I get short of breath when itās all the way in. I can feel it bottoming out and pushing stuff around inside of me. It is a bit uncomfortable at first but like getting fucked in the ass, give it time, it turns into something wonderful! The thing that makes a very large and long penis desirable is mostly the visual aspect. It just looks good. It feels good to hold. It touches places inside of me that rarely ever get touched, and that is a recipe for turning me into a brainless fuck slut. I literally donāt even know what Iām saying or thinking. All I want is that cock to be my owner. I am literally the property of a manās penis. I will do anything it wants when I reach that point. I donāt even remember what happened, to be honest. I remember riding it, then bending over the bed while he fucked from behind till he came inside of me. I came continuously the entire time and when his testicles let loose another load inside of me; I think I came to passing out; I came so hard. After a few minutes of me getting my wits about me, we both laughed. He was doing goofy shit as much as I was, but who gives a shit. Itās amazing what our bodies can do. No drugs or booze required. So yes, the sex was great. What is the downside, you ask? It destroys my box. Itās a massive black hole that no normal penis would dare enter. Though it seems back to normal today. Walking bowlegged is not a joke. That really happens. Embarrassingly, I queef from sucking air in the canyon that is my vagina. And it stays in a perpetual state of arousal. Which means I am a slip and slide down there constantly. I couldnāt of had sex yesterday if I wanted to, thoughā¦ and I wanted to. Repeat sessions with monster cocks too soon can be painful. You need to leave a week or so in between shags. So all of you wishing you had a monster cockā¦ thing again. Stick with the 5-8 you probably have, I much prefer that size. Most of the time. Sometimes I just want a massive dick to do terrible things to my pussyā¦ but not all the damn time! If only dicks were detachable. You could have your daily dick, the mid size one, the pussy buster, the extra large one, and the tiny one for those occasions I just want to make fun of it. I do like making fun of tiny dickās. I like the humiliation factor and watching it cum even though I am giving it a massive mind fuck. I think I would probably take a tiny dick session over a huge dick session more often than not. Mental cums are way more intense most of the time. Just saying. Anyway, enough about all this stuff. I will get my hands on the video and pics and put them up as soon as I can so watch for it. Enjoy the clip of his brother in the meantime!
2021-02-15 19:26:24 +0000 UTC View PostSome of you are curious as to why I haven't been around most..
Some of you are curious as to why I haven't been around most of the day. It rained here. It rained all day. My shed roof leaked and I became a roofer for the day. Not a very good one, but eventually, I got the job done. Hopefully for good. Better be for good dammit. I don't like being a roofer. Or a plumber. I hate being a plumber. My plumbing work is suspect at best. In a pinch though I have been known to sweat a pipe. It leaked, but that is either here nor there.
2021-02-15 00:45:08 +0000 UTC View PostPost 1of 2: First things first. I kind of got zinged a wee..
Post 1of 2: First things first. I kind of got zinged a wee bit. The gentleman from last night assured me he would get me the pics and video we took but I havenāt heard from him at all today. Could be many reasons, but I am starting to think he might hoodwink me on the goods. I am not going to jump to conclusions till tomorrow morning. If I donāt hear by then I will break out the trampoline and jump all over him. So I am going to wait until tomorrow to bring out the details from last night. I want the photographic evidence to prove it! Itās hard to write a good in depth detail of the account when you are bit pissed off. Hopefully tomorrow I wonāt be pissed off. So here is a consolation prize. Pictures. I see the excitement is overwhelming, making you speechless but donāt worry. Cum hell or high water, tomorrow there shall be details!
2021-02-15 00:31:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Just another quick post before another post that will probab..
Just another quick post before another post that will probably be followed by several other posts today because I have absolutely nothing else to do today. Except Sam's, I may go to Sam's. Sexy shit, going to Sam's... I know, but I will figure out a way to offend someone's moral ethics, I always do š
2021-02-14 17:16:09 +0000 UTC View PostOk, I shot this yesterday and I got caught up in trying to g..
Ok, I shot this yesterday and I got caught up in trying to get some dick so much so that I forgot to put it up. Yes, I got the dick and can barely walk because of it. He may have moved my stomach over to the left a little bit he went that deep. But I will explain a little bit later today. Right now I got to get things going so enjoy the video and I will be back with lots more today so if you have the time, make sure you check it out!
2021-02-14 16:45:56 +0000 UTC View PostUh oh... I just got a text from a guy I know from North Caro..
Uh oh... I just got a text from a guy I know from North Carolina, Charlotte to be exact. He is in town and to this day, this guy has the largest penis that I have ever had the pleasure to have inside of me. It's scary big and it's calling my name. Am I going to see him? Fuck no, he's a douche, but I will be seeing his penis though. I will just ignore the man it's attached to. We are going to meat at Hooters, aptly appropriate I suppose but not my favorite place. I make better wings than they do but for a shot at that magnificent cock, I'll deal with it. I am so happy! Kind of apprehensive as well. That dick is a destroyer of vagina's. It's 12 inches and honestly I have no idea where it all goes when he is inspecting my insides with it. I shouldn't have called him a douche, he is going to read this. Fuck it, he knows he's a douche and he figured out a long time ago in NC that I was only interested in a relationship with his dick. His balls to though. Fuck they make my mouth water. They are so big and perfectly round, like softballs. You would think he would cum gallons but it's only average as far as volume is concerned. Other than the size of his schlong, which is a love hate relationship, that is the only not perfect thing with this meat stick which is now turning my crotch into a slip and slide. Well, I'd write more but my day just took a turn for the better and my vagina is getting impatient so I must run. I was going to write something about this video and I am selling it short, but I have to see a man about his massive penis. Catch you all in a bit! Enjoy the video, I made it an hour ago... before I knew about Godzilla cock.
2021-02-13 20:14:06 +0000 UTC View PostPost 1 of 2: Ok, so I got some bad ass dresses from G and I..
Post 1 of 2: Ok, so I got some bad ass dresses from G and I wanted to get some pics in them. These photos are about 10 minutes old. The only thing I did to them was resize them smaller so I could get the up on line. They ain't polished and pretty but then again the best things in life aren't. I made a video but I have to make it smaller so I can upload it so that will be following shortly. Let me know what you think, I think the dress is definitely a candidate to hit the racetrack in don't you? Someone asked me how close I am to the track. Exactly six miles from my house to the track. I can hear the cars running six miles away like they are around the corner, that's how loud they are in case you were wondering. The rain let up and they are hitting it again. Everyone in the neighborhood thinks wrecks will be heavy this year because of the wet conditions. I don't know enough about it to chime in. What I do know is I would like to wreck a few of their dicks. Leave em all smashed up and out of gas. Just saying.
2021-02-13 18:55:23 +0000 UTC View Post
How are ya now? Oh look! I found a mutant ninja turtle! Y..
How are ya now? Oh look! I found a mutant ninja turtle! You know the weather must be nice if your finding turtles outside. Kind of shocked to see such a healthy one out and about today... though it is 80 plus degrees. Still, it's February. March/April is when the snakes/turtles/lizards get busy. Gators, all year baby. Just what you joined only fans to see. Some chick holding turtles. Never thought you would see the day. I never thought I would see people riding bikes wearing face masks... yet that day is here my friend. Times are a changing. Not really. This crap will all blow over and I will still be sucking dicks 10 yrs from now. Why? Because I like sucking dicks. Silly question my friend, silly question indeed. Anyway, I just got back in at 10 Pm from the swamps. Had my spotlight but I still get a little creeped out when everything gets super quiet... and it got super quiet so back to the house I ran. Hence the reason you are getting these absolutely weird posts. Have a great night everyone!
2021-02-13 03:41:57 +0000 UTC View PostOk, what did I do today? Worked on the Jeep, went out in th..
Ok, what did I do today? Worked on the Jeep, went out in the woods/swamp, generally had a great day outdoors. Someone asked me what I do for fun. Shopping is not it. Getting high, drinking, not it. I spend an extraordinary amount of time outside, in the middle of nowhere just tromping around seeing what's what in the wild wild world of Florida. By myself, mostly, but I do go out with friends as I did the last two days. Do I do weird shit naked out in the woods? Absofuckinglutely. I think what helps make me so sexual is being an outdoors person. Fucking is getting back to nature in a primal way... I like to get back to nature in a primal way quite often. Anyway, here are a few posts that may bore you, may turn you on, may make you go bleh. Either way I'm putting them up so tough cookies bleh people.
2021-02-13 03:18:00 +0000 UTC View PostSo, unique video. @u125291845 He cums twice in less than a ..
So, unique video. @u125291845 He cums twice in less than a minute. He couldnāt do the Amazon position for long because his testicles protested and demanded release immediately, and I lost the volume. Still a pretty good video, I would say. Check it out! Sorry about the creepy Friday the 13th music, itās the only licensed music I have for some reason. Ahh, Itās Friday. Somewhere out there is a penis that I have been looking for since Monday and I feel like I just might find it tonightā¦ just saying. Is it yours? Hopefully, it wonāt be just my pillow getting head tonight. Ok, letās peruse Twitter hottyās again. I enjoy looking at the hot chicks on Twitter. Mostly because they are nude. Wait just an ever-loving porn minuteā¦. who is this sexy MILF bitchā¦ oh, I clicked on my own profile again. Itās been a long time since Iāve done a Roman Helmet. What is a Roman Helmet, you ask? Good question. Itās a variation of Tea Bagging. A Roman Helmet is where you place the testicles on your forehead, which feels amazing in case you were wondering, and the penis drapes across your nose thereby resembling a Roman Helmet. You then stroke said penis till it dumps jizz into your open mouth. Which not only feel amazing but tastes even betterā¦ in case you were wondering. Now you know. The Roman Helmet. I have been thinking about the Roman Helmet. I have had several pleasurable experiences with it. Mostly the mental aspect. The last time I did it was a few months ago, but I can still remember the way it felt when his balls started squishing up in side the sack. Followed by whatever parts inside you guys that start pumping and spasming around, I can feel that on my forehead. Followed by a mouthful of hot nut, itās kind of hard to beat. I was going to do it yesterday, but when I told the guy I was cumming; it started him down that path of no return. No time to set it up. Itās difficult getting a guy you just met to do the Roman Helmet. I get it, itās a bit weird, but the mind wants what the vagina tells it to. You kind of have to find a guy who knows you are bit whacked in the sex department. Anyway, go Romans! Watched some guys playing pool at the Full Moon Saloon. Iām telling you, I donāt play pool, but Iām pretty sure I could give them a run for their money. They kept rubbing that blue chalk block on the end of their stick. One, they donāt have a clue as to why theyāre doing it, but apparently, it makes them feel better by doing it. Second, they would always look at me while they're doing it. I think it was an subconscious sexual reference. If they would have stopped rubbing chalk on their sticks, I might have rubbed their other stick with something not dry at all. Keep that in mind, guys. If a girl is watching you play with sticksā¦ she may have sticks on her mind. Again, just saying. Friday. Do they still do casual Friday? Been a while since I have worked in an office environment. I never did well at casual Friday. I got sent home once because they thought my shorts were too short and my blouse didnāt have enough buttons. Said I would upset the customers. The problem for me was that one, I like to wear provocative things and if you give me the freedom to do so, Iām doing it. Second, spurring me on is I wanted to get the delivery driver to put his dick inside of me. So, I wore stuff that I thought my help my vaginas plight to get bred by said delivery driver. Which he eventually did just that, several times. When I say bred, I actually mean it with this guy. I could get pregnant back then, and even though I was married at the time, I literally made him dump his sperm in me. Three times in one night. Being married made it even hotter for me. I know, another weird sexual fantasy. Sorry, canāt help it, so I guess not sorry. Hysterectomy at age 30. Donāt fall for the hype guys. Best thing I ever did. Sure, I have had to take HRT, Hormone Replacement Therapy, but thatās nothing. I hear all the BS about losing your sex drive and all that. No good doctor will medically agree with you on that. A shrink, yes, medical doc, no. I heard all the horror stories about losing my sex drive, which was extremely high to begin with, and I was mortified that I would lose it. I loved being a horny ho with zero plans of giving it up. I did the operation and a month later I was so fucking horny I was looking at fire hydrants in whole fresh ways. I had zero loss of sexual appetite and unbelievably my sex drive went into hyper-drive and Iāve never looked back. No period ever again, never have to worry about getting knocked up and even though I do love that fantasy, itās fantastic not having to worry about it in reality. Do the hormones help? I am sure they do, but being in a state of perpetual arousal, thatās a state of mind. I tell you this because I was watching a married couple argue on TV about how his wife never wants to have sex and now she has to get a hysterectomy and has told her husband sex is going to be off the table. Forever. What the doc should have told her husband was its time to take her off the tableā¦ forever. I know, blah blah blah, he should love her for who she is, in sickness and in health. First, a hysterectomy is not the end all of surgeries by any means. Second, she should love him for who he isā¦ a man with a hard dick that needs his testicles emptied and little effort on her part would go a hell of a long way. Look, if you were a guy who medically could never get your dick hard again, thats fine. But my pussy still wants some human interaction, if you know what I mean. So get to licking, use your fingers, grab some toys, lets get this vagina party started. Iām good with that. Iām going to cheat on you but I would have cheated on you whether your dick was hard or not. Man, I am a bad role model for this subject. I should just shut up now. Catch all a bit later today!
2021-02-12 17:12:52 +0000 UTC View PostAlright guys, we are going to go to a few pics to start this..
Alright guys, we are going to go to a few pics to start this Friday off. I had a video for you but I have lost the sound so I have to figure that one out real quick and if not I will have to find some cheesey music to put it to. I think it's a good video so not tossing it out. Give it a few hours and it shall see the light of day right here! This is an outfit that was sent to me by a subscriber and I plan on wearing it in my very next porn so you shall see it again!
2021-02-12 15:54:32 +0000 UTC View PostThursday is in the rearview mirror basically and it hasnāt b..
Thursday is in the rearview mirror basically and it hasnāt been a bad oneā¦ nothing overly spectacular, but not to bad. I got a good fucking this morning, itās tided me over for the day. I could have gotten another good session in, but nothing materialized. I hung out with a few chicks for lunch. Same old bullshit. I donāt know why I go to these things. This one chick, and she is hot, was complaining some guy who fixed her water heater and flirted with her wasnāt returning her texts. She told him she would be open to going out with him and getting to know each other. Yeah, thatās what everyone wants. To get to know each other. Pfft. I wouldnāt return her calls or texts or whatever she is sending him either. How about a blowjob? Donāt you think he would have just been super thankful for a blowjob? Of course he would! If he had fixed my water heater, I would have drained his sperm heaters for him in an instant. Fuck getting to know each other. You are seriously getting to know me when your cock is down my throat, pumping my belly full of jizz. I mentioned giving him a blowjob instead, and the entire group got super quiet. I was like what? Iām just being honest here. She said giving a man a blowjob is demeaning. Demeaning? I donāt know who sheās blowing, but the last thing I feel when Iām sucking sperm out of a manās penis is ādemeaning.ā What do I feel? Power, excitement, anticipation, wildly aroused, but never demeaned. Anything but really. I guess if I just hated doing it that might come into play, but who hates giving blowjobs? I have told you before, I can actually cum giving a blowjob. Not all the time, but it has happened. I can certainly cum afterwards and cum hard just by fingering myself and thinking about it. I often do just that because itās a different orgasm and very intense. I guess some girls are repulsed by jizz. I donāt know why. Itās the reward for all my efforts. There is nothing hotter than feeling it drain out of a manās cock into my mouth, down my throat. Anyway, Iām turning myself on so lets wrap this recap up, I got shit to do and fingering myself isnāt one of them. My point being, I would have drank that mans baby batter like it was my last meal. He would have thanked me for letting him put the water heater in. Whatās wrong with that? Someone read an old blog where I mentioned āgetting bred.ā They thought that was āweirdā for whatever reason. I find it weird that he finds it weird. Itās a state of mind I like to get into because it turns me on. Itās sex, I want to be turned on, I want to cum, I am not shy about what makes me cum. Getting ābredā turns me on. Knowing that a man has the power to impregnate me by leaving his sperm inside of me turns me the fuck on. Sorry if that creeps you out. Let me make it even weirder for you. I havenāt had the ability to have kids since I was 30. Hysterectomy, all that good stuff. Up to that point, I was all about getting bred. Getting owned by a manās penis. Fuck the man, it was his dick that I wanted to worship. I still enjoy that fantasy. Being driven to do whatever a manās penis wants me to do. Letting him cum inside me makes it all that more intense for me. Explain things for you? No? You would probably need to own a vagina to understand. Lots of interest in my guns. First, I have owned a firearm since I was eight, so itās not something new for me. My first being a .22 rifle. Anyway, itās a Sig Sauer P238. Thatās my carry. I also own the upgraded version in 9mm the P938 Legion. The 938 is amazing but just a little too heavy to carry daily. The 238 is perfect, I donāt even know itās there.
2021-02-12 00:35:05 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning, everyone. Yesterday was humpday. Thursday is..
Good morning, everyone. Yesterday was humpday. Thursday is now hump morning. I started things off right with a nice, juicy, fuck from @u125291845 . All is correct in the universe now! Donāt you just love that happy feeling you get after a good fuck? Itās like being highā¦ and I donāt even get high. Fucking euphoria is a cheap fix, if you ask me. No down sides, everything is pointing in the up direction if you know what I mean! To this guyās credit, we were at for like an hour. He did a nice job of handling my junk, my junk did a marvellous job of working over his junk in return. What do that call that? Quid pro quo? Who cares, he got me off with a mind bending 30 second orgasm and I brought him to the point where he pulled out and dumped his testicles on me. Like the way I got every last drop out of his nuts? Waste not, want not. I may be fucking my T-Mobile phone sales guy. Keep your fingers crossed. 26 yrs old, tall, handsome, hopefully ready for action. I know my box is swampy just thinking about him. I will keep you posted. I donāt want to raise too many hopes here after the trainer fiasco. So what else is new? As you know, I got my Jeep back in action and I drove all over Daytona yesterday with my button-up shirt open and flapping in the wind. Some people got a view, some people didnāt. I do love living in Daytona; the rule is as long as you are wearing a top, wardrobe malfunctions donāt count. I have more wardrobe malfunctions than most. That guideline goes all the way back to the Spring Break days when MTV was here every spring break. We had a shitty mayor that canned it like a moron. This place was off the hook back then. More fun facts about Daytona. You are allowed to build your own shooting range in your backyard. Stupid nevertheless, if you wanted to do that, you could get away with it. Actually, they amended that law in 2016, but up till then; it was a free for all. I shit you not. Volusia County said shoot away motherfuckers. The state stepped in as it should and canned it. Now you have to have an acre or more, but stillā¦ I wouldnāt want to live next to someone an acre away, high off his ass, shooting. No, I am not a gun hater; I have my own guns and I am a licensed CCW holder. I take my 380 everywhere, always will. That may turn some of you off, but if you spent the amount of time in the woods and swamps that I doā¦ you would probably change your tune. This isnāt Maryland, we have shit down here that will eat you, and lots of it. Though I have never had to use it out there, itās good to know that I have it if I needed to. No, I am not a swamp jack, hillbilly, hilljack, whatever you want to call it. I just like being out there, spotting the wildlife, leaving it alone, going home in one piece. I have been as close as three feet from a 8 to 10 ft gator and I scared it as much as it scared me. We both ran the same way, thinking we were chasing each other. I stopped, it stopped, and we both went our separate ways. It off the dirt road back into the canal and I did a 180 and back the other way. You have never seen big tits bouncing so fast as they were that day. Just saying. Rules, rules, and more rules these days. Itās getting hard to get anything up on platforms like OF. They want so much paperwork on each person. I know they have to cover their ass but come on. I have to have a photo of their valid license, a photo of them holding it, a video of them holding it, a video of them saying they are making a porn of their own free will, sign a 2257, sign a release, sign a modeling contract. All of which I have or can do, but most of you donāt want to do that. I almost never shoot with pros anymore. I like shooting with fans and people I meat out and about. Pros are soā¦ bleh. That is the sound I make when I think of shooting with dudes who are prosā¦ bleh. I know itās going to suck in the worst of ways. Plus, they always want to talk business, how they are going to squeeze more money out of you if they do this or that. I mean I like to look good but they stop and pump up with rubber bands, comb their hair every two minutes, say some really dumb shit. All of that makes my box the Sahara Desert during a drought. Just saying. On a happier note, I do have a guy who has all the get up and go to include tested that I will start to make some videos with on Friday, so that should be interesting. Heās even married and stepping out but doesnāt care. I warned him, but he is all in any way. This is going to go so badly for him. Probably sooner rather than later. But I am not his life coach or counselor; he has a nice cock, isnāt hard to look at and is all about it. I have made all the very same mistakes, gave him my opinion, he chooses to do what I did and follow his dick instead of his head. I didnāt have a dick to follow, but I knew where to find them. My vagina is magical like that. Anyway guys, I have plenty to post today so watch for it! Brooke
2021-02-11 15:24:57 +0000 UTC View PostCan't type out a post because I am in the woods but it is se..
Can't type out a post because I am in the woods but it is self explanatory šš»š
2021-02-10 20:34:37 +0000 UTC View PostPost 1 of 2: Here are a few pics from yesterday. I forgot ..
Post 1 of 2: Here are a few pics from yesterday. I forgot to take them off my phone and almost deleted them. I do that a lot. Delete stuff. Beats losing money, though. I fucking hate when I lose money. Falls out of my purse, who knows how it gets gone, but when it does, I get all bent out of shape. Why am I telling you this? I donāt know. Ok, so back to typing. You can keep the speech to text apps. They suck balls. That is all I will say about that. Words of wisdom. Beware of this post/tweet usually accompanied with a version of this. āOoh baby do you love my pic? I love you so much! You make me so hornyā Anyone who says they love you without ever spending 1 second of face-to-face time is a money vacuum. As soon as they say that, expect a follow up with āClick this link for more!ā What they really love is draining your bank account. Donāt worry, they do the exact same thing to me and yes, depending on how hot they areā¦ I almost tempted to fall for it. Almost being the key word. Good news. I got my Jeep up and running. I want to lie and tell you I did it all by myself because I like doing things by myself, but I had help. I pulled the steering column apart down to the lock bolt. Changed the ignition switch, and that didnāt fix it. I promptly forgot how I pulled the column apart, broke a snap ring that nobody carries and basically screwed shit up massively. I know a guyā¦ I know lots of guys, but I know this particular guy gets shit done. I like guys that get shit done. He made a snap ring from another snap ring somehow, and an hour later the steering column looked like nothing happened. He was leaned over on his backing looking under the dash and I couldnāt help myself. I groped his junk. Why not? He almost banged his head from the surprise grope. This is in my front yard we are doing this. I told him to go with it. I pulled his dick out and that was not an easy feat. It was hard, in underwear, and big enough to get stuck on everything while I was pulling it out. Finally, out it popped, and I stroked that fucker till it was bright purple and dripping. I would have liked to just bend over and let him breed me with his angry penis, but those pesky neighbors are always watching. So I kept stroking. I enjoy stroking dicks. They feel good in my hand. Just feels, I donāt know, right. If you get them hard enough, then you can feel every brief twitch, pulse, throb. I like looking at the expressions guys make when I have their cock in my hand. I control pretty much everything when I have your dick and balls in my grip. I could make him close his eyes and make the O face if I twisted my hands in the opposite direction. If I just went to a good old trusty stroke the head and massage the balls technique, he would open his eyes and breathe hard. Just when his entire body went stiff, I let go, and he demanded I keep stroking. I didnāt, I just stared at his dick, which started jerking around in that seizure dicks have when they are about to explode. I would say his dick was stroking out for about 10 seconds before a massive pour of sperm drooled out. It stopped and then pumped another two or three large pours of jizz. All of that and I didnāt touch it. How awesome was that? Very awesome! I tried to ask him like technical questions about his cum, but he called me weird and clammed up. What? Iām curious. It looks so perfect when guys cum like that. I want to know what itās like for guys. Just the fact you empty your nuts makes me annoyingly curious what that feels like. Anyway he did say he couldnāt remember a more extreme cum and though he would do it again it was scary intense. Which makes me even more curiousā¦ the bastard! He had to go home with a shirt covered in cum stains. Tough cookies for him, I do it all the time! Catch you all later!
2021-02-10 17:09:32 +0000 UTC View Post
First update of the day, solid 70 plus degrees this morning ..
First update of the day, solid 70 plus degrees this morning so no complaints here š„šš» Well, the dog is an issue, but if that is the worst of my problems I am kicking serious ass.
2021-02-10 14:30:24 +0000 UTC View Post
