So, unexpected Tinder date, and here I am walking out of a hotel with sperm dripping off my face, chest, and down my leg. The feeling is pussy drenching. Even after getting my vagina turned into a sperm sponge by a fat cock attached to two testicles overflowing with tasty semen. That's a mouthful right there, literally. Some call it the walk of shame, but I call it the walk of pride. I just made some dude's dick puke sperm like a firehose three times. Twice in me and once all over my face. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I got dick skills. How do you know he fucked into a groveling sperm whore? Just look at the size of my clit. It's fucking huge! It only gets that big when it's operated correctly. I'm just saying. Anyway, just a quick one tonight. I got to get the cum off of me, out of me, and meat my boyfriend for dinner... I'm late!
Post 1 of 2: Yet another set of pics. I will make a short video tonight so watch for that. Good afternoon guys. I was planning on shooting a video, amazon style, but it fell apart. Not what you wanted to hear, but such is life. I would be mad, but I am super excited about my date tomorrow. The good news is my box will be tight and right and blow his cock out of sight. At least that is the plan. He seems super nice, but one never knows until one knows. My friends think I am insane going on dates when I already have a boyfriend. I think they are all one fry short of a happy meal for being one dick chick. How could any girl worth her salt be satisfied with just one penis invading her insides? Impossible, I say. Anyway. We are doing the beach thing, and sadly my Jeep is still in the shop getting undercoated. I can see myself doing some pretty cool things to a hard cock in the Jeep. I would say the truck is roomier, but there is a center console, but the back seat is enormous, so there is that. I am getting ahead of myself. I don't even know if we are going to fuck. He could get here and decide I am not the one he wants to stick his dick in, which would suck because I have seen his dick, and I do want it stuck inside of me...repeatedly. Selfish, I know, but the box wants dick, then the box gets dick. I call that my own personal human nature.
Wives, girlfriends, husbands, boyfriends. All of you. Fuck your partner. Even if you don't feel like it, get them off. It's not that hard to do, nor is it tedious. You don't have to fuck if you don't want to. You can suck or lick. Don't want to suck or lick? Use your hands. They have toys that do a lovely job. I bought this fleshlight pussy that swirls, and I have been extracting gallons of semen from my boyfriend's balls because I don't want to fuck him. Sure, he wants to leave his sperm in my guts, but I'm saving that for other people that turn me on more than he does. I get it. He needs to have his dick worked. I am happy to do that. Just not with my pussy. Do I want to do it? Sometimes. But I do it at least every other night, if not more, because I understand the frustration of not having someone make you cum. Plus, I'm lying. Once I start working on his dick, I am completely into it. I was trying to make those folks who hate sex for whatever misguided reason feel like they had a comrade. They don't. How could anyone hate sex? You have an orgasm. What in the world could possibly be bad about that? Maybe your partner sucks at sex. Teach them how to do it to your liking. I assure you they will be willing students. Does it hurt when they stick it in? If it does, see a doctor. He will fix you right up. If that doesn't work, getting eaten out certainly doesn't hurt. He made need some pointers, or his stubble may need to be shaved, but all tiny issues. Talk to your partners, for fucks sake. Tell them what you desire, what you need. Don't expect ass sex or cum swallowing. That's professional-grade material there. But expect something. If they are un-willing to give, then immediately find someone who is. That whole "he/she should love me for me and not for sex" is pure bullshit. I am not an authority on true love, but I know at the very least if you truly loved your partner, you would be making sure they have orgasms and plenty of them. How happy would that household be? Smiles 24/7. And everyone would be in better shape and healthier. It's a win-win. But again, if sex is not an option in some fashion or another, you need to find a source where it is, even if it means a rub and tug. Or a beautiful ho, better yet, an amazingly hot TS ho. Going to cost you but worth it. I've done it probably a couple of dozen times. I never had a bad experience. Once maybe, she looked more like a he and was more interested in my boyfriend than she was me, but that's a story for another day.
Post 2 of 2, got a lot of pics of my tits and clit in blue 😜 No edits, skinny filters, face filters, just me and my mom bod hopefully making you want to make me a mom all over again 😜
The massive clit expansion training program continues in the never-ending quest for longer and stronger cums. Here are a few pics showing my progress.
What is weird? Me. I am probably the picture in the dictionary next to the word weird. Or maybe that's depraved. I'm not sure. But really, what is weird? Who defines it? Why is it weird? What authority decides that? I like to drink sperm from the heads of dick. Is that weird? If so, why? Because it's gross? Says who? I find it satisfyingly delicious. I am not asking you or anyone else to do it. As far as I'm concerned, you can leave the ball draining to me. So what's weird? I don't know. Maybe it's that one time I went to a party with a butt plug in. I know, not that weird. Nobody would know anyway unless you showed them, right? That's not why I had the butt plug in my ass. It was to keep me from flooding the floor with sperm. That was only about a month ago. Maybe the weird part was when I got home, pulled it out, replaced it with a dildo, and rubbed one out. I didn't need lube for my ass. Sperm worked flawlessly. Plus, I get that cummy smell with real jizz, and that drives me insane every time. Is that creepy weird? Not to me. Where am I going here? I met someone ranked in the top 15 on pornhub. It just came out that she did some videos with our furry man's best friend. I would never have guessed it. I was like, fuck, that's truly weird. She made all of my escapades look like a G-rated cartoon. Being the open-minded person that I am, I kept an open mind about it. That lasted about 30 seconds, and I was like, nope, that is truly bizarre. Open mind slammed shut and locked tight. It might be time for her to put the crack pipe down and step away from porn. I profoundly proclaim that though I can't change the people around me, I can change the people who are around me.
I am moving on. Tinder date tomorrow. I am looking forward to that. I am digging getting together with people from there. Though it isn't guaranteed, sex is somewhat implied. It's thrilling sitting down with someone new, someone half my age, someone I know has an erection, and I am the cause of it. Am I going to make out with this person? Will I suck his dick in the car? What will he think about me if I swallow every drop of his sperm? What will he think if I let him breed me? So many delicious options. I am completely fascinated by the fact that I can cause so many different reactions to a man's body with my hands, lips, ass, pussy. I know you think the sex is what turns me on the most. It's not. It's all the things that work up to the sex—the talk, the flirting, and most importantly, making out. I am in a relationship, so that makes it infinitely hotter. I shouldn't be holding another man's hand, but I am. I shouldn't be laughing and doing things with another man, but I am. I shouldn't be kissing him passionately while he dumps his jizz inside of me, but I am. Someone asked me how my boyfriend lives with himself, knowing I am doing these things with other men—knowing that I desire other men more than himself. I don't know. I don't care. I do know that I always go home to him, so that has to count for something. He can sleep with whoever he wants. There is only one stipulation that I have that he doesn't. He has to invite me if that is even a consideration. I, selfishly, will never invite my boyfriend even if I am dating another girl. I want them all to myself. I would, however, invite my friends with benefits to join. They do get many more privileges than my boyfriend does when it cums to sex. Has he ever stepped out on me? I don't think so. I would want details if he did. I give him the play-by-play analysis of my sexual encounters, hoping he would do the same. How does he live with himself? Again, I don't know. Good question. Is there anything to live with? So what if he is into it? Maybe it's the best thing he could ever wish to live with. Who knows. If you have never experienced your wife or girlfriend cheating on you, how would you know if you don't like it? Again, who knows? I have no idea what goes on in anyone's mind.
Yes, I watch my own porns and fantasize about different things. Is that weird? Who knows. I don't care. Let's bring on the really bizzare. Have you ever had a non sexual friend watch you masturbate? Start to finish? I did tonight. I told her that I was going to rub one out later on at dinner because I was feeling the need. She waited till we were leaving and asked questions out of curiosity. I asked her if she wanted to watch me do it and she said hell yes! So instead of putting the camera on a tripod she filmed it. Now you know the rest of the story
It's not often anyone can destroy me sexually, but I got sexually devastated yesterday. And I am all smiles for it. It was amazing, but I am officially out of fucks to be had for a day or so. Not that I don't want to fuck, I do, but my box and ass have been ridden hard and put away spermy. I can still taste the jizz from yesterday now and then. That is how much nut I consumed or had dumped in my guts. No regrets, and hopefully, one day soon, I will repeat this day. It's going to be a hard one to top. The ass sex was something else. I had him hold still, and I ended up going asshole to pube bone on his dick. His cock was so deep in my ass I was losing my breath. He did it perfectly. He just stood there and let me slide my ass up and down his dick. Most of it wasn't on film because he blocked the view, so I had to leave that part out, or all you would have seen is his ass. Pretty sure you didn't want to see that. It also meant you missed my one-minute orgasm. I think that is what wore me the fuck out. He's got a 7 1/2 inch cock, and when that thing was balls deep in my colon, it hit stuff I didn't know could be hit. It pushed buttons I didn't know existed. I wasn't expecting that. Talk about exceeding one's expectations, though. Who knew? The problem is my ass feels like it's been a massive workout. It needs an ass nap to get back to its cheery old self.
Define "Cougar Car Quickie" I will, but there is a back story to it. I read a news story about a couple getting divorced, and the husband didn't want to pay anything. I guess they had a bunch of money, it didn't elaborate, but it seemed that way. She had photos of him with her neighbor's wife, and they were kissing. That's all she had on him. He had pictures of her sucking her neighbor's son in the driveway while a home security camera caught her. She was in the car, and he was standing in the driver's window getting his sperm removed by her. I don't why, but it just caught me right. It would be nice if I could suck someone off in the driveway. I have never done that, but I have always wanted to. I am just saying. So anyway, I was thinking about it. She was hot, around my age, chasing dick barely out of school, so she is a "cougar," and the whole sucking him off in the driveway from the driver's seat of the car is what I consider a sperm acquiring quickie. Sometimes you want to feel jizz in your throat and don't want to go through a whole date and such to get it. Hence the term "cougar car quickie." I am on a mission to get my fill of "Cougar Car Quickies" completed. From my driver's side window, I'll be sucking a cock. Mark my words. Even if it means I have to carry a step stool for the short dudes.
What is my most shameful secret? I went to my friend's graduation party for her son. It's kind of obvious where this is going. One of his friends said some super nice and sexy things to me, and all I could think about for the rest of the night was how much I wanted to empty his balls inside of me. No, I didn't do it, but I wanted to. If the chance had popped up, though, I would have let an 18 yr old breed me. It would have been very awkward when everyone found out but so worth it. So that you know, they always find out. Is there anything better than fucking 18 to 22 year-olds? How could there be? If they start playing games, I fuck their dad, make them my step-son, and ground them.
Why do I like fucking the 18 to 20 something cock? It's just fun fucking them to sleep at night. You can give them a snack and let them go on their way. Now, I am not stuck on an 18 to 25-year-old dick. I just like the thought of it. Just like you, I have things that grab my attention and put me in a devious frame of mind. 18 to 20 something dick being one of them. But, again, I am not a one-track fantasy kind of chick. If I want a good fuck without having to train the person breeding me to do it properly, then I go for the experienced cock. Hence my boyfriend, as well as the guy I left my boyfriend for last night. So what can I say about last night? I know he's reading this, and he wants me to be kind. Yeah. Good luck with that. I am just kidding, kind of. If I had something terrible to say, I would say it. I'm evil like that. I just got nothing to complain about. Experience is comfortable because experience makes all the right moves and in the right way. First off, he has a big fat, beautiful black cock. It's hard to do wrong when you are sporting a cock that makes you smile the second you see it. It is one of those dicks that make you forget about everything but the dick. We fucked. It was a long overdue perfect fuck. Nothing insane, nothing outrageous. Just a perfect cock stretching me and touching me deeply. I could feel my belly move when he bottomed out inside of me. I love that. When a dick is so fat and long that I can feel and see it moving my belly around. It's funny because afterward, he thanked me and said he felt like a man again. I had that same feeling when his dick was making my belly push up down with the stroke of his dick. I felt like a woman. I am not ashamed to admit it. His cock buried inside of me made me feel good. Not just physically but mentally as well. I know, corny, wishy-washy, all of that, but fuck it. No sense in lying about it. So, to make a long story short, I got a perfect fuck in last night. I drank down a belly full of sperm and took a second load on me with a handjob. When I got home, my boyfriend knew I got fucked. He was a bit pissed because we were supposed to go out to eat, but I drank someone else's jizz for dinner instead. Such is life.
There is a reason why I made this ass fucking video today. Because there is an abundance of available cock, but it is not a definite cock. I need to cum now and then, waiting on the mystery dick. I don't want to get the box all stretched out and banged up. I want it fresh and ready for battle. Look, the camerawork is awful on this one but the buttpie at the end, magical. I'll be greased up for days after that one. Check it out. @u125291845
Maybe I can find that one special cock tomorrow. The one that makes me cock dumb. I prefer it to be a younger one. Twenty-five or so. One that wants me to be his cum holes. I'm good with that. Wildly if he fucks me stupid. The best part about being fucked stupid is when it wears off. You realize all the completely depraved things you did for the sole reason of making his penis happy. It's funny when my boyfriend asks me why I do certain things with other guys that I won't do with him. Duh. He doesn't fuck me into a mindless cum sponge. I got close to being cock brain dead the other day. I enjoyed that. I still think about it. I want to go all the way. It seems extreme to some, but it's not the physical experience. Though that is unbelievable, it's the mental experience. That will probably be my demise one day because it makes it hard to believe I can survive orgasms like that. It sounds like I want to be submissive and bow down. That's not it. I am not submissive in the least. Not saying I won't beg for cum. I will and without shame. It's the fantasy of it. I can live this fantasy out. Then when it's over, the sperm is wiped off of my thighs, my mind gets a hold on reality. I am back to being just regular old me. Just with a bunch of hot spank bank material to finger myself off to later on. What was my favorite past thing to think about was when I was in cock dumb mode? It's kind of weird, maybe a little gross, but I'd do it again if I found a cock like his. My brain would flip a switch the second I saw his cock, and I would instantly be just a dumb cum hole for him. He did whatever he wanted, and he wanted to do me a lot. He was married. I had to go to his office to get fucked stupid by him. He used to cum twice, sometimes a third in an hour or so. He called me to meat him at his office, and I went. He fucked me in my ass, bent over some cabinet, and dumped his load in my colon. He told me to sit on his desk and finger myself while he did a little work. I did. My ass leaked his cum onto his desk. He told me to lick it up. I did. Then he fucked me again and pulled out, walked over to his desk, and dumped his second load of sperm on it. Then he told me to not lick it up but suck it up. I slurped and sucked till it was no more. He had me kneel on the floor and told me to masturbate till I came and then leave. I did just that, and after I came, I dressed and tried to say goodbye, but he shhhh'd me and told me to go. I left without a word. Why would I do all of that? Because when he dropped that dick in my pussy, my pussy was my brain.
First things first. Quick video for the muscle 💪🏻 buffs. Notice that I am using my patented filter this morning. It is called the no face filter and not only is it great for photo's, videos rock when you apply it to them as well. 👍🏻😎. It's literally impossible to take a bad face picture with my no face filter. Doesn't do much for the body but if I ever feel the need to put a skinny smoothing filter on my body then please shoot me.
So I got a lot of requests for flexing. That's a thing these days. I am alright with it, just wish I was like 6 foot 6 inches and massive. I would carry guys like a suitcase using their cock as the handle. Anyway I did this video and now consider my workout to be completed for the day. Talk about knocking out two birds with one stone 😜👍🏻
Good morning everyone. Most body builders wouldn't dare to flex for you first thing in the morning, without oil, filters, lighting, all the good stuff. Truth is other than the obvious big girls, they are really just ripped skinny chicks that look great but have no real size. They look huge in pics and such and their abs make my mouth 💦 but their arms as big and defined as they look are normally the size of my forearms. Why? Because I don't have discipline. I eat everything and anything, skip days because I would rather fuck instead, and I have a poor plan. My plan is lift heavy as many times as I can and have a burger 🍔 afterwards. But it does make me bigger, not just pumped up bigger. It's an all the time permanent bigger. Ripped and super veiny? I wish but not so much. I am very happy with that.
Yes, to those who are asking. I got fucked today. I got fucked left, right, top, bottom, up, down, and all around. You could say I was riding the dick hard today. For my troubles, he blasted my insides and my clit with a sticky load of testicle paste. I will put the proof up in a little bit.
I had a handjob. As in, I got a handjob, and then a fat cock rearranged my insides. Good day. For him as well. He came twice. Once in me and once on my clit. Very sticky cum. In 15 minutes, it never dripped or drooled. My box still has the heavy load that he chunked out in it. There's no sign of it being gone. It's still in there, swishing around and greasing me up. That's enough about the cum swimming in my box. Some of you are like, tell me more about this handjob you speak of, Brooke. I will do just that. It's pretty simple. Any girl's clit is basically just a dick without a cumhole. My clit, on the other hand, is larger than that of most girls. Every day, I thank my lucky stars for that, mainly because it's large enough for me to stroke it up and down like you would your dick. It's even better when the tables turn, and a guy ends up giving me a handjob. Just like the guy did today. He was good. I give him that. He rubbed his fingers around my little chick dickhead till I was emptying thick white drool out of my box in a steady flow. He jerked me off for twenty minutes, and I probably came three times. I won't lie. I didn't want to fuck. I got mine, and I would have been happy to just lay around basking in the cum high. But his dick was so hard it looked painful. I couldn't help but spread my legs and let him feel what he did to my cum hole. Cum hole. I do like that, and it's my new favorite thing to say. I told a guy that the other day. I said I want to be your cum hole. He got all flustered and red in the face. Then he used me as a cum hole. I didn't get off because he used me as a cum hole. However, I did get off later on with my vibrator and, in a severe way, thinking about being a cum hole. Funny how that works. Mental sex is the best sex. Anyway, back to the guy today. I was cummed out, so I became his cum hole. He fucked my hole any which way he pleased, and I just bounced around on the bed like a fuck dummy while he did it. After that, he flipped me doggy-style, slipped his dick into my tummy, and pumped me full. This is where it got weird. I got all fucking hot and bothered being used as his sperm dump. It turned me on. I like being a sperm dump. Not ashamed to say it. In fact, I get tingly saying it. Back to it. His dick went limp, but my pussy was back in beast mode again. So I had him rub my clit some more, thinking it would get his jizz to loosen up, drip out, and make me cum again. But it didn't. As I said, that gooey ball glue is holding on strong in my guts to this moment. His dick started standing up, so I told him to let me watch him jerk off, which was awesome. I do like watching guys jack off. It fascinates me. Then I told him to tell me about him making me his own personal cock hole. He did, and he was pretty good at it too. He said some fucked up shit. All of it was hitting all the right notes for me. When he said he would tape my mouth shut but then he wouldn't be able to shove his cock in it whenever he wanted to, I came. And then he came, all over my clit. It was a bit awkward afterward but fuck if it wasn't good. Anyway, that was my day. Here are a few pics.
Let's get started. I pumped the clit up to a solid 3 inches in this very strange video. It would be nice if it stayed that big. What in the world could possibly make me want a clit that big? I bet that if you knew how much better sex is with a bigger clit than a smaller one, you'd be hooking chains up and dragging it around. I have much better cums the bigger my rig gets. My clit was never small. I've always been bigger than most. My sex drive results from the fact that anything that rubs against my box, such as clothes, makes my box ooze sloppy ky jelly girl jizz. I hope you enjoy the video. That's my daily routine for pumping my clits. Not to say that I don't do anything else to increase its size, because I do, but this has been the most effective for me lately.
Yes, to those who are asking. I got fucked today. I got fucked left, right, top, bottom, up, down, and all around. You could say I was riding the dick hard today. For my troubles, he blasted my clit with a sticky load of testicle paste. I will put the proof up in a little bit.
Everyone, good morning. Let's start your morning off with a few inappropriate photos. I do dig wearing these clothes out in town. The first few times were a bit uncomfortable, but now I am all in. Anyhow, I'm just not bothered anymore. My slutty tendencies cause all these people to worry, then they go home and drink and drug themselves stupid. I don't know...do we really need to worry about me? Probably not.
Tinder has a cute little number that caught my eye. The word little is not appropriate. On Tinder, I got my eye on some big, fat cock attached to a dude! Indeed, that would be a more accurate description. Concerning the word "Indeed," have you seen the Indeed job advertisements? "I need Indeed!" the guy says. The voiceover replies, "Indeed you do!" Whatever. Has the dude seen his commercial wife? Tinder is what he needs. She hasn't spread her legs in years to air out her dust box. It should go, as he is looking at his commercial wife, "I need Tinder." Then she sits down, and a dust cloud rises from her chair, and the voiceover can say, "Indeed you do!" Commercials aren't my favorite these days. Hot people in commercials aren't cool any longer. The Walmart crowd is all we can see. When I watch a commercial, I expect perfect people with perfect bodies. Those who are so far out of my league that I can only rub one out thinking about them. Put the annoyingly perfect people back in, for fucks sake! If not, why watch commercials?
My average person status is learned the hard way. My fuck count is a little higher than the average chick, but I'm still just your average neighbor. Yes, I shoot all kinds of naughty, shameless nude pictures and videos, as well as sucking dudes off in the parking lot. I also mow my lawn, clean the house, grocery shop, pay the bills, deal with everyday bullshit. I don't have people do these things for me. Even if I could, I wouldn't. I can do shit myself, and I don't need some ding dong doing it for me. Where am I going with this? If you snap me, tweet me, IG me, whatever me, just because you wrote to me when you are sporting a bonified steel-hard erection doesn't mean that I am. Yes, I do get erections. Just like you, my clit is simply more petite. My point is, just because you got a cummy brain doesn't mean I do or that I will suddenly develop it. I wish I did, but this odd thing called life gets in the way. So, when I say no, it's no. If you get insistent or pushy, so that you know, I look at your profile, and in my mind, you shrink down to a 3-inch whiny little bastard that needs flicking away. All I am asking folks is if I say no, then it's no. Don't go, "Pleeease! just one!" It's okay to ask, but the answer is the answer. Demand and you are instantly unimportant anymore. With that said, feel free to follow me on Snapchat at brooketylergg. Just make sure you mention you are from OF's. I do post plenty of good stuff on there.
Hello all. It must be big dick Tuesday because 2 of my favorite big dick fuck buddies have gotten ahold of me within minutes of each other. The stars must have aligned. I would kick my boyfriend out, move the one in with me, and be his daily cock slave if he would do it. Seriously. I would dump my boyfriend in a second for this guy. My boyfriend reads these things. That's how serious I am about it. I know. I have heard it a thousand times. I'm an awful girlfriend. But you know that going into it always confused when it ends up being a shocker when I do something completely unfaithful. I am just such a visual person. It takes over, and I forget all about all the other stuff I am supposed to be interested in. The other guy is my favorite BBC, and this dude is the only guy who can make me squirt non-stop. Not the pissy, super-soaker water gun squirt. That shit is so staged that I can't believe guys to this day fall for that con. I am talking about drooling out thick short pumps of girl sperm constantly. This guy turns on my pump somehow, someway. I wouldn't leave my boyfriend for him, though. I would make him leave the house while he's here, but still, I would let him come back and clean up the cummy sheets.
Moving on. Not a good idea to wear "Breed me" apparel out and about. People get highly offended, and things get weird fast. I forgot I had it on, and by the time I realized I did, I didn't feel like driving home to change. I went to the beach store to get a chair, which the one I got sucked, but whatever, and I wasn't in there a minute before some lady was harrumphing around smacking her husband on the arm to look at me and giving me the stink eye. I don't get off on making people uncomfortable, but I also don't put up with over-the-top reactions to something silly. It probably wasn't the best choice of apparel, but it wasn't the end of the world. The lady that worked there was okay about it and even said she liked my shirt and gave me a thumbs up. Not sure if she was honest about that, but who gives a shit. I like the shirt. I like wearing it. I don't wear it to most places, but if I happen to forget I have it on, I will certainly not avoid sloppy house ho's who get offended at any chick that isn't as fat as they are—just saying. So, it got worse. I went to Publix. This time I was making a statement. An upfront, in your face, go fuck yourself message. Holy dick in my ass, people followed me around the store. Some lady took a picture, and I'll probably end up on WhatsShadyInDaytona. That's an IG thing. I would say I was upset, but that didn't happen. What did happen is I got myself all turned on. I know half the guys in there who agreed with their wives about what a whore I was would be going to go back to their hotels and jerk it in the bathroom thinking about breeding me. I like that. I like that a lot. I had a guy jerk it for me last night on cam, and I got myself off thinking about how much cum he shot on his belly, wishing it was mine. My boyfriend wasn't all that happy about that, but sometimes sex is just better when you do it yourself. Don't lie. I know we all prefer a partner because it's more fun when someone else is there, but let us be honest. Sometimes when you do it yourself, especially when someone is watching, it's fucking unbelievably good. You know, just the right touch, speed, intensity to blow your mind out with a nuclear level self-achieved orgasm. I hope all those guys blow enough sperm to cause a nuclear winter in their bathroom. So fuck it, the "Breed Me" shirt will be worn often and in public.
Just another normal night sitting on the back porch and checking out cocks on snapchat. My neighbors must love me. I am sure they can here me telling some 25 yr old with a massive cock how I want him to properly breed me. Oh well, at least I am not boring 👍🏻😉
Monday it is. It seems like it was a long weekend. I had a good one—a very porn-style weekend, and I am good with that. I feel like my pussy may have been overused this weekend. The best way to describe it would be to say it feels very wide. It doesn't hurt, and it's not sore. It just feels like it was working overtime this weekend. I looked at it in the mirror, and all looks perfect, ready for more action. I have had this same feeling many times before, so nothing new. The problem is that I can feel it, and the thought of what I did to my pussy the past few days mentally turns me on. Which makes me want to do it all over again, like right now. I think that is the definition of an addict. I may be a confirmed cock addict. I'm good with that.
Cock. It can be a royal pain in the ass. Literally, if the dick is ass fucking you like an idiot who watches too much porn. But that's not what I am talking about. Getting cock is more challenging than you guys think. I know a lot of you have this vision that I show up somewhere, and there are a dicks standing at attention for me ready to fuck. Not even close. Some of you will even offer to hop a plane, car, train, whatever, and run right down to Daytona and give me all the dick I want. Thats great, much appreciated, but we all know that isn't how real life works. Getting a dick to come out of its pants is a process anymore. If I am overly aggressive about what I want, I take the chance of scaring the cock limp. If I am too passive, they want to talk about their dogs or their jobs or their terrible ex-girlfriend/wife. Guys these days have rules and guidelines they follow before they fuck, and some of these things are exhausting to the point of drying my box up. Just trying to get a strange dick to breed me in the car is hard to do anymore. They won't even let me suck them off. The mood and ambiance have to be to their liking. Sure, I like to go on dates. Do all that happy dating stuff. But if I am out at a bar at midnight, the only thing I want to bother getting to know is how big your dick is and what it feels like in my hand. Apparently, this doesn't work for a lot of today's men. I guess I just never changed with the times. I got lucky this weekend. The cock came to play and brought its A-game. Twice. Once on a date and the second in the truck in a parking lot. My boyfriend fucked me, but that was just OK. I got off last night with him watching me, and that was top-notch, so he gets an A+ for his watching skills. But then he wandered around with an erection for an hour before I gave in and jerked him off. Hardly anything came out. He keeps rubbing it out, and his balls never get the chance to fill back up. Have the courtesy to dump a decent load if a girl gives you a handy or a blowjob. It's just the decent thing to do.
Good morning everyone. Here is a little cuck boyfriend fucking. My BF had to jerk himself off since Friday while I was out, without him, doing things with cocks that I never do for his. Life is good! Anyway, I just felt like making his dick cum. Even though I know, and he thinks I don't, thank you, Ring cameras, he beat off like ten times already this weekend. You cum to my house, and you are on camera. He stayed over at my home while I was out fucking other dudes. He cleaned my house while I was getting my pussy messy with another guy's sperm! Another guy I find more attractive, sexier, and one that makes me cum so hard I want his jizz to breed me, and he is doing my dishes for me. I love this guy! He likes to pretend he doesn't like me cheating on him, but his dick calls out his lie. It's constantly hard anymore. @u125291845
I finally got my head back on straight. Yesterday was a day for sure. Nothing super sexy, but I was exhausted from the day before. I just couldn't get things going. Such is life as you get older. Read on if you want to read a novel. I don't how it ended up being such a long winded description. I just get caught up in it I guess.
I didn't tell you about my Tinder date on Friday. I have to admit that I had a perfect time even though he walked, talked, and fucked like a 22-year-old. I tor-tured the poor guy by teasing him verbally and making him wait and take me to different places, never sure if he would actually be able to fuck me. I could see the frustration I was causing, and I loved it. Honestly, there is nothing better than making a guy walk around the store with his cock trying to poke through his pants. Many guys go wrong when I meat them for a date, thinking that the only thing I want to do is fuck. I do want to fuck, but I want to do fun things that lead up to fucking. I will get to doing weird things to your dick but let's build some anticipation first. I made this poor guy walk around with a hard-on that had to be aching for two hours. I know when my clit stays hard that long it starts to hurt. It needs relief. I am sure that is a similar feeling with a hard-on. Anyways, after walking around and making out in public and grabbing his ass here and there, we got in his brand-new Jeep SUV, put the back seats down, and fucked in a public parking lot for at least an hour. I thought we were going to be through almost immediately when he came into my mouth 30 seconds after I started sucking him. It was not a problem, though. He was a kinky little bastard and licked the little bit of his cum that dribbled down my chin and then went down on me. I liked this guy more and more after that. He did a decent job of eating me, but you could tell he was inexperienced. He watched one too many porn's and was way too aggressive, and I had to slow him down here and there. Just in case anybody was wondering, trying to suck my clit off my body is not comfortable. But, once he got into his groove, he got me good and wet, which wasn't too hard because I was pretty wet to begin with. And then he slipped that 22-year-old cock inside me, and I saw stars. Those 20 something cocks are always like steel hard. They are simply un-bendable. Nothing pushes my guts around like a twentysomething steel cock rooting around inside me. But, the one too many porn syndrome struck again, and he started pounding me like a jackhammer. Again, there are levels of pounding that can be tolerated and, at times, fun. But, all out, I'm going to kill you pounding sucks. Does it hurt? Of course, it hurts! And it's not just the pussy that hurts; it's everything else that goes along with it. So I stopped him and explained that my pussy wasn't a punching bag, and I could see that he was embarrassed, but one doesn't learn until one is taught. And he was a quick learner. One minute later and he was long stroking me with the best of them. Nice and smooth, in and out, with just the right amount of bump when he bottomed out. We were fucking missionary, but he wasn't hitting that spot. So I flipped over, wiggled my ass in his face, and told him to put it in me. He did just that and continued with the perfect stroking, and a few minutes later, I was calling him daddy. I have to hand it to him. That guy made me cum and hard. We may have had some technical issues with his form, but he recovered nicely and finished the job like a pro. He hadn't cum the second time yet, and he just kept on fucking me from behind. I was getting close to cumming again when he pressed it so deep inside me I thought the head of the stick was touching my stomach. He stayed there for a second that I felt it start to pulse, and I could feel that warm spray of sperm coating my insides. Yep, that's what I call a good date. Things got a little weird at the end because I pulled him out of me, immediately pushed him out of the way and pulled my panties on as fast as I could. I wanted to make sure I could show you guys the end result, and since he had no idea what I was going to do or why I was doing it, he looked at me a little strange. Not strange enough that he hasn't blown up my phone wanting to do it again, though. And we will. But I want him to take me out to the places that I know so people can see me with a 22-year-old man knowing that I'm going to do terrible things to his penis later on. That shit turns me on. I already told you about my second date, which wasn't a date. Just a random event that ended with an excellent sperm feeding for me. So yes, Friday was a perfect day.
Why did I let a guy I never met breed me properly? Because before I brought that up and he happened to have a medical exam for some pilot thing that also showed his STD results. It was a week old, good enough for me. I keep mine up to date so I can shoot without worrying about it, but I doubt he would have even asked for it if I haven't offered.
Hello everyone! Sorry, it took me a while to get back on here. I had a late night and a busy day yesterday, and it wore me out. I had to wash my dress and panties to get the dried cum out of them. I forgot to do that yesterday. I woke up this morning, and I still had dried cum streaks on my thighs. Yes, I got gross. I tasted them. I wanted to see if they still tasted like sperm. I have no idea why I do that kind of weird shit. I just do it without thinking. Anyway. I woke up, and I could smell my breath. Pure sperm odor. I didn't eat anything after slugging down a larger than normal load of jizz last night. People know what you have been up to if you have sperm breath. I kind of dig it, and I did get freaky last night. I blew a guy sitting in my truck seat in a parking lot in front of my friends and his. He was supposed to film the whole thing, but he lost his concentration super quick. Little older than my recent conquests as he was 29. He had the testicle strength of an 18 yr old though. He just kept unloading what seemed like a never-ending flow of sperm down my throat. I am not complaining. As slimy and gooey as cum is, the more, the merrier is my motto. I don't even know this guy's name. He told me, but I forgot it. I would recognize his cock before I probably would his face. I know he was good-looking, but I was in cock mode, focusing on other things besides facial features. That urge just hit me hard. I just wanted to suck his dick. He wasn't going to let me at first, but then I guess he thought better of it. Said he had a hard time cumming when he drank. He came in minutes with at least ten people watching. So yes. I had a good night, and my day was even better. I will get to that later this afternoon. Got a few things to do, so catch up in a bit.
And someone got to feed me sperm in a parking lot. Wish I knew his name so I could see if he wants to empty his balls in my throat another time. @u125291845
