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Really quick the Tinder date finally went well. Inside of me..

Really quick the Tinder date finally went well. Inside of me is the sperm of a 22 year old dude that deposited it with a 7 inch dick and two of the most attractive testicles I have ever had the pleasure of holding in my mouth.

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It's Friday. Let's see where we can go on Friday. I am stu..

It's Friday. Let's see where we can go on Friday. I am stuck between tossing out something I did in the past or something I want to do now. I need to look at my old videos and see what I can find for ideas. Not now. Let's talk about other people. I used to fuck this guy. He has an 8-inch dick. Used to fuck may not be accurate. I absolutely hate this guy, but he does have a big cock, and once in a while, I will let him slip it in and let him make soup out of my insides. My pussy has no shame. Anyway, I hooked him up with a friend. Somehow she can put up with him because they are dating. But it's on shaky ground now. They aren't having much sex, and he is complaining. I asked her why curious because she always claims to love dick. It's too big, and it hurts. To big? Get the fuck out of here! It's big but too big? She says it hurts during and afterward. Look, I have licked this chick's pussy. It isn't that small. Anyway, she doesn't want to have sex because of that. I don't understand it, the vagina will accommodate just about any size, and big dicks are beyond fun. It's amateur hour, I guess. When you got a big dick and put that lumber in my stomach... I ain't going anywhere for at least a month. If you know how to long-stroke my guts right, I'll stay longer. Big dick can do things to a girl. He may be a complete asshole that I can't stand to be around, but eventually, my pussy takes over and screams, "nut in me, daddy!" The best part about a big dick is when it nuts inside of you. If it's fat and long, it stretches things tight, and it gets way up in there where most people don't reach. When it cums inside of me, I can feel everything. Every twitch, pump, spasm, jerk, and best of all, the sperm hitting those deep places that rarely get touched my hot nut. But, I have said it before, I wouldn't be happy with a forever big dick and nothing else. I like the smaller ones only for the reason I can do so much more with them. Big dicks don't go in my ass. I can't get them in my mouth, and I can't fuck as long or as many times. Yes, the best physical only orgasms I have ever had have been with exceptionally large cocks. The best mental orgasms I have ever had have been with the smallest cock you can imagine. What is my definition of physical or mental orgasms? I make this up, so don't think it's a medical fact or something goofy like that. My physical orgasms are when just the physical pleasure sends me over the edge. Mental orgasms are when the thought of what I am doing makes the physical pleasure so intense that it sends me over the edge. Mental orgasms are way more intense than physical, but I'll take either one. Whatever the brain dope is that is released when I cum, I am hooked. A cum junkie, I guess. The mental orgasm shoots a lot more of the cum dope into my system than the physical ones do. I don't know why, don't care, just need my fix. That is all.

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Good evening everyone. Hope everything is going well. It's..

Good evening everyone. Hope everything is going well. It's almost the weekend. Day wasn't all that bad. I came twice, on two different dicks. I know. I'm a dirty slut. I wouldn't change a thing. Oh, shut up. If you had a pussy, you'd be fucking every dick in town. If I had a dick, I'd be sticking it in every hole that moved twice a day, every day. Man, I wish I had a dick. Just for a day. That's all I ask. Some invent a pill that does that and fast. I just want to know what it feels like to have sperm leaving my testicles and traveling through my dick. I wouldn't mind knowing what it feels like when the head of my cock was in some chick's mouth either. It seems so...I don't know...superb. Anyway, what the fuck am I doing here? Way off base and so far in left field and even I don't know how I got here. Real quick though, wouldn't you just die to know what it feels like to cum from a cock sliding in your guts? Lets trade. Enough of this. What's next? My neighbor is terrified of the Covid-D. Is that like Claritin-D? Can you make meth out of it? Christ on a stick. Haven't we had enough of this? I guess not. Is it just me or does it seem like we got the world leveled out like 5 or six months ago and now it's back into another tailspin? I could be wrong. Don't ask me about politics. I am uninterested. I am old school. I keep them to myself, don't pick a side, and keep an open mind. I will say this and it may p!ss folks off. Joe Biden is hard to watch. It's to the point of cringey. It's like he goes somewhere only he can see and then all of a sudden he'll pull it together for a few minutes and then boom back to cringey land. I am not talking politics; I am just stating what, at least to me, is the obvious. It doesn't matter what network you watch, they can't edit it all out. We need an age limit on these guys. I don't see a reason why anyone over 65 needs to be running the country, much less the free world. Amyway. Time to surf Tinder. I will add anyone who had hit me up on snapchat. Don't expect me to be super active, I am just getting started so give it some time. Brooketylergg on there.

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What can I say? It was a Tinder kind of day. He was here, I..

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What can I say? It was a Tinder kind of day. He was here, I was here, his dick was hard, my pussy wet, the stars just aligned, and sperm flowed. There is supposed to be a video, but it didn't start. That's alright, we're going to do it again when we can find the time to insert his penis into my guts and cause and cause them to drool girl juice all over his dick. The pics came out well. I will certainly put them to use later on tonight. I can assure you of that. That was a good sticky load of jizz, and it smelled amazing. I know that's weird, but cum has a smell, and it drives me wild. It makes me melt. His cum had a powerful scent, and I wish I had swallowed it because I would smell it on my breath for hours if I had. @u125291845 Porn chicks and their constant "me so horny" routine: It's nauseating. I feel like I am watching amateur hour when it comes to chicks into sex. I know chicks into sex. I know chicks that aren't into sex. None of them will call you daddy. How do you know if she is into sex? Ask her if you can send her pics, and if all is good, can we fuck? I mean, if you look good, got a good dick, and the body is tight... then you should be fucking. I mean, she keeps telling you she wants to fuck so bad then lets get it on. She won't fuck. Or she will ask for money or something off a wish list, but she still won't fuck you. But, what happens with, say, someone like me? I am happy to look at your pics. If I think your look and your cock works for me and my vagina, I might want to shoot a video with your dick. Not you, just your dick. I don't want to go out to eat, hang out, or any of that other stuff. I already have people I hang out with. I just want to fuck your dick on video for the world to see. Then see you later, alligator. That's it. My pussy is happy, your dick is satisfied, and I don't have someone sitting in my house trying to make small talk when all I want to do is hit the swamps with the dogs. Shit, I really am a terrible person. I was listening to my neighbor proudly announce she watched her first ever porn today. She said she was a little shocked. I said, "Why? Because you looked so youthful when you starred in it?" She didn't get it. I don't know how she didn't get it, but she didn't. I had to explain it to her. She ruined what I thought was a brilliant and amazingly quick off-the-cuff one-liner. When she did get it, she was off balance for like ten minutes afterward. I had to assure her I was joking, which I found slightly odd. The good news is in all of this is that my adult presence in the neighborhood has changed hearts and minds on who they actually think adult industry workers are. At first, they hated me. Then they kind of liked me. Now I am just one of the gang but with enormous tits. Plus, and primarily the women, they want to talk sex, so I know their husbands/boyfriends are reaping the benefits. See... I am bringing good fortune and cheer to all those around me! And I don't even go to church. I am just saying. Of course, the church would immediately burst into flames the second I walked in, but that's okay. I'm sure they have insurance.

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I mowed my lawn last night because there was nobody to "mow"..

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I mowed my lawn last night because there was nobody to "mow" my lawn last night. So I took some pics. Check em out. I have videos cumming out later today as well. Snapchat. No, there is no charge, but you do need to tell me you are from Onlyfans. It's brooketylergg if you are interested. Someone asked me what my ideal guy would be if I were going out on a date. That's easy. Someone who will hold the door for me and still walk around in public with me with his cum on my face. Some asked me what would be my ideal Tinder date? Again, that's easy. Someone who will take me to a restaurant, let me jerk them off under the table but still have the courtesy to hand me a napkin to clean the sperm off my fingers. It's a Tinder date. Of course, I want to touch your dick. Do you know what's odd? And just so you know, I blame this crap on women, not men. I am serious when I say this. When I am in a relationship, and I knew my guy had a shitty day, I would offer to put his penis in my mouth to make it a tad bit better. After he poured his nut down my throat, we would both feel better. Whenever I have a terrible day, no one, not one person, guy or girl, has ever offered to lick me till I put girl sperm in their mouth. I blame women with dry boxes and fucked up views on sex for causing this. Having a bad day is just another excuse, and an easy one at that, for not having sex. Which is just fucking stupid. Think about it. Shitty day, empty your testicles inside of me after a mind-blowing orgasm. That has to make things better, at for a little while. The same thing for me, get my box stuffed, plastered with jizz, left blown wide open and dripping in a heavy cum afterglow... day vastly improved. No one can shower faster than me when I am about to get laid. I mean, I can move out in there. One minute is all I need, and I'm spotless. Not getting laid, then I'm in there for half an hour. Not sure how that works. I am just saying. Am I a shitty driver? Not anymore. But I used to be. If I were behind you, it would be best just to pull over and let the destruction wake I left behind me clear out. This was the early years of cell phones where everyone damn neared killed the entire population trying to text by pushing the phone keys numbers with three corresponding letters. Remember that? If you wanted to use the letter "C," you had to press the number 1 key three times and then select it. And kids these days get pissed off when the phone autocorrects incorrectly. Remember pagers? I had a few of those. Pullover, break out your phone card, type in a 40 digit code on the phone, and catch Ebola from the handset. Yes, the early years of mobile devices. Remember the Motorola Brick phones? I put mine on the tire of a moving van that ran it over multiple times because of the number of tires, and it was fine other than a scratch or two. Now, if I accidentally lose my grip on my phone, I panic because it's 50/50 whether or not it will explode. No, I don't live, eat, drink, sex every day 24/7. Hence the periods I go silent on here. Other things in life are more important. Not many, but still, that is a fact. I spent the better part of the day celebrating a birthday yesterday, and I had a fantastic time. With these people, sex would be the absolute last thing ever to enter my mind. Until I saw three guys acting like dickheads and walking into a rather nice establishment with their shirts off. They had them in hand but waited until they got to the door to put them on. If it weren't for the fact that they looked absolutely edible, I would have laughed at them. But the truth was, I wanted to suck their cocks. All of them. At the same time. Yes, they were douche rockets. My vagina doesn't care about personalities. It is very shallow that way. But, they went inside, and I forgot about it. Till I was driving home, that is. Then I was like, "Fuck! Why didn't I slip by their table and give them my Snapchat? I could have gotten away with it!" But I didn't, and what is done is done. Still, it was a porn dream cum true. Anyway, no I don't live sex 24/7, but I am pretty sure I think about it at least a few times a day. Doesn't everyone?

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Post 2 of 2, just a few stragglers that wouldn't fit in the first post so enjoy them

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Wednesday it is. Wide-open Wednesday. What is new? Not mu..

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Wednesday it is. Wide-open Wednesday. What is new? Not much. I finally downloaded the Snapchat app. I wouldn't say I like how it brings my face up on cam every time I open it. Widely popular, though. Not sure why. I figured out messages disappear after you open them. That's stupid. I like to go back and look at them. Why send me a pic if I can't see it later on? So I can't post it all over the web? That's why it disappears? Bullshit, screenshot it, and I have it forever to do whatever I want with it. Anyway, I have Snapchat. It's the same username as I use on everything, brooketylergg. If you add me, you better tell me you're with OF one way, or another or I won't add you back. I don't even know if you can do that. No, I won't answer Snapchat 24/7, nor will I listen to pushy people telling me to send them this, send them that. Ain't nobody got time for that. Here are some pics I snapped on my own. Nobody around to do it for me. Anyway, I got a bunch more and if you want them just tip me and I'll send them to you! I am just going to roll here. It probably won't make any sense. I am just going to go with what's on my mind. It might get weird, so you may want to leave now. I know I don't know what goes in the head of guys, or even girls for that matter. I always assume I do. I know, assume makes an ass out of you and me. Some of you send me messages and tell me what is on your mind, and I find them insightful. I tend to only focus on what makes me tick, not what other people find dick hardening hot. So I get a small glimpse of what people think when they write me. I am into this thing where I now have a boyfriend who plays along with my weird games. I kind of thought he was just pretending, and I think he was, but he isn't anymore. I know this because just yesterday at the bank I told him while we were waiting I would suck the cum out of the 25 or so yr old man behind the counter if he asked me to. He popped a pants pole. He then asked if he should go to the truck and wait. I told him I didn't care that he had an erection. He said it wasn't the hardon. It was he thought I might have a better shot at striking something up if he wasn't there. That made my heart flutter. I really like my boyfriend these days! He went to the truck and waited for me, his dick still hard when I got out of the bank. I had zero luck even talking to the bank teller. It was the thought that counted, though, so I sucked him off in the truck taking breaks to tell him how much better I thought the bank teller's dick would be than his. Two minutes in, and I was drinking hot sperm straight out his cockhead. I let him drive home while I fingered myself but couldn't get off. He wasn't so interested in it after he came. I wanted him to be into it as much as I was at that moment. I pulled my shorts up and said I would get it later. He apologized and said after he cums, he isn't into much of anything for a while. I wish I knew what was going through his mind. Not what he tells me but what he isn't telling me. Would it be good? Bad? I don't know. And it's not just him. I want a 25 yr old to own me. Literally, own me. He says, drink his cum; I swallow his cum. He wants to fuck my ass leave a lump of sperm 8 inches into my colon; then, there will be a lump of sperm stuck deep in my colon. I want to be so controlled by his looks and his cock that I obey everything he says. If I am fucking my boyfriend and he calls, then my boyfriend is on his own and better start jerking it as I am out and on my way to let my twentysomething studs cock turn me into a completely stupid sperm hungry cum hole. I want to come home still nothing but a mindless babbling cum dump wishing for more. I have done this before. I have to have it again. I have to be owned sexually so complete by someone that he rules my life. But this time, I want to know what a 25-year-old man is thinking. What it feels like for him to know he owns me, someone, twice his age. Not just me. He rules my boyfriend's life as well. All because of his dick. The power trip that must be is mind-boggling. I want to know what he thinks about me when he sends me home dripping his sperm out of my ass. Sperm that he told me to scoop up and eat as it drips out. Knowing I did as he told me. What it must be like to be able to call someone and tell them to cum suck your cock and then tell her to leave after she drinks your nut. The mental high that has got to be for him. I got to stop. I got an appointment today, and my clit is entirely erect, poking out of my shorts. If I don't have a wet spot, I will be amazed. Fuck. Anyway, I'm late, gotta run, see you all in a bit!

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Alright, so what are we doing here. I hope you enjoy this v..

Alright, so what are we doing here. I hope you enjoy this video. It ended being almost ten minutes because I couldn't get the big cum out of myself. You would think I would know just how to do that after all these years. It isn't very easy by myself right now. My clit is rock hard, and my box sloppy wet, but it's challenging to get that "make stupid faces" orgasm done. I could fake it, I suppose and pretend we all had a happy ending, but then I just kind of feel bad about it. I had several petite pre orgasms but just not that one big one that makes me drool and look like I need a stay at the mental health clinic. I kind of need a live audience if I am going to masturbate. I want to say things that turns me on. I like telling guys stuff I want them to hear. They may not want to hear it but I sure do like saying it. Things like, "What if I let your friend lick me right here? Would you be mad? What if I told you he already did?" Thats just an example. I actually did make my boyfriend cum by telling him I wanted to go with my mechanic and his friends on a Jeep outing and just hang out. Then I want to make out with him and let him split my cunt open with his cock that is 30 years younger than my pussy. All while bent over the tire and in front of his friends. My point being here is I like to be watched and say some seriously perverted shit when I'm rubbing one out. I can cum so hard it feels like I might blackout. Enjoy the video!

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So this xxx bbc video I was hesitant to put up because of my..

So this xxx bbc video I was hesitant to put up because of my current boyfriend. It was a source of discontent for him because he asked me not to fuck Boyd. He might as well of just asked me not to breathe anymore. I did fuck Boyd, as in @boydbanksxxx , Twice. The first time no cameras, me and him alone, and the truth is he is fifty times the man my boyfriend is when it comes to pushing my insides around and making me cum. Not trying to be rude, just stating the facts. Boyd has been fortunate in life to be blessed with such a god-like penis. It's a pussy drenching site just to look at. My boyfriend, not so much. Not that he doesn't make me cum, he does. Every time. He just doesn't make me cum like Boyd does. So, needless to say, he gets a bit jealous when I answer the phone, no matter what I'm doing when Boyd calls. But we talked about this before we started dating, and I made it clear his penis would not be the only one dumping sperm in my pussy. He just didn't think it would be so hard to hear me tell him other men are superior to him when it comes to making my pussy sing. Here is the good news. He has found his groove in this whole thing, and now he is even encouraging me to find other guys. He wants me to hang out with other men, do normal date things, get close, and yes, then fuck them. Then he wants the details. All of them. Down to the smallest of things. Then he cums. Sometimes without being touched. I was talking to him about wanting to start something up with my Jeep mechanic. I told him I wanted a relationship with a guy 25 or younger. I wanted to hang out with him and his friends and do things like go Jeeping with them. As soon as I said that, his dick twitched and jerked around and puked sperm all over my leg. I wasn't touching his dick, and he wasn't feeling his dick. It just decided to empty its testicles all on its own. I guess my words touched it in just the right way. Which made me horny as fuck, so I rubbed one out while he watched. It was some of the best and most intense sex we have ever had, and we never touched each other. I swear by this. Mental sex is on a level so much higher than just physical sex that you can't even compare the two. Not that adding physical touch doesn't add to the mental sex, but sometimes flat-out mind game sex is what the doctor ordered. So, yes, I am very much enjoying my boyfriend these days. It's been a while since I have had a partner I look so forward to being with. Now when I am with another man, I think about him. I do things to the other man I know that will drive him insane! Life is pretty damn fun right now! It's better when I can share the details without getting dumped. I am just saying! Anyway, I fucked Boyd against his wishes, twice, once off-camera and once on camera. The on-camera fuck, we just tried to reenact our first fuck as close a possible, and it did cum out pretty darn good, I think. Let me know what you think!

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Fucking around and did some pics today. I am going to put t..

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Fucking around and did some pics today. I am going to put these up first. As usual, if you want the rest and there are quite a few more, leave me a tip, and I will get them to you. I have an BBC video to put up, and I am trying to get that done now. So watch for it. That is a big dick. I'll start with that. Not the biggest I have had, but still, it's big. But you know that. I would like to have seen some other pics or even a video, but we work with what we got. I usually start with the bad, but the bad is that I don't have enough views of it. Other than that, it's a solid dick to be proud of. Again, it's big. It will hit those spots so many guys can't even get near. It reminds me of one of those dicks that is like a shrink ray. It can shrink super studly, super rough, and tough dudes to three feet tall and make their dicks look like baby carrots next to it. I have seen it happen. Actually, I like to make it happen. Gives them an ego check. Anyway, I don't really need to go much further. I'd shoot a video with that dick just so you know. That should tell you everything. So, a guy wanted a dick rating. He sends me his dick pic. It's a big fucking dick. It's hard to rate a big dick, especially if it's pretty clean cut and smooth. There is nothing bad to say. I like to point out the bad when I rate dicks because lots of them can be changed and improve the score. Why am I telling you this? Because I mentioned this to a friend, and I also said it was what I called a shrink ray dick. She got all full of curiosity, and it kind of hit home for her. She only dates the pretty boys with the buffed-out bodies. So quickly. What happens is the average guys who take shit from the super-duper buffed-out beautiful fit guys tend to end up with bigger dicks. I don't know why. Its the universe evening things out, I guess. Sometimes the smallest, skinniest dudes have the biggest cocks on the planet. They become super sex hero's the second they drop pants. When you have a giant dick, all you have to do is slip it inside and you win. It's short-lived, though. In a week or two, I always want the average or small guys back. Big dicks are not versatile. Little dicks are good for everything. Anyway, back to it. Example. A absolutely gorgeous guy with, fantastic body, perfect everything, and he wanted to show off for his friends and asked me if I would fuck all three of them. You don't have to hit me in the face with a penis to get me to suck it off so hell yeah, I fucked two of them. His one very small and frail friend was sporting a ten-inch dick fat as a coke can. The gorgeous boy had no idea, and he was thinking his five inches was going to be king. He was proud to show it as it stood straight up in the air. His other friend was slightly larger, maybe 6 inches. I was drawn to the log cock like a moth to light. Then the shrink ray turned on. It was then my six-foot 5-inch beautiful man shrunk down to 2 feet tall just like that. I swear it felt like he had. I think his voice even got super high-pitched like the tiny little man he had become. It was like I could see his now tiny little defeated self jump up and down and cry like the baby size he was. He got even smaller when I let his other friend, unaffected by his other friend's cock shrink ray, feed me his cock. I was so into the giant penis attached to a guy much smaller than me that I begged him to breed me. No test, no condom, I didn't care; all I wanted was for him to leave his sperm as deep as he could inside of me. And he did. And the guy in my mouth fed me his cum at about the same time. It was a great fuck. One I'll never forget. The shrunken baby man was so tiny and wee in the corner I thought he was going to start sucking his thumb. His dick looked like a quarter-inch if that, and it never got hard. I was awful. I laughed at him and gave him the all-talk no cock line. I kind of feel wrong about that. Look, I know he didn't actually shrink, but in a way, he did. He was 2 inches tall when he left. His friends, however, grew a foot or two at least. He was a cocky asshole who learned looks and physique don't mean squat. I often wonder if he ever really recovered from that? His friends even grew bigger balls and started calling him limpy, so that had to hurt. And then they left. It was kind of like they grabbed their little shrunken buddy by the hand and led him home. Do I feel bad for him? Maybe kind of? I would venture to say he had dished out more shit up to that day than most people would do in a lifetime, so most likely not. It was his day to have that favor returned. Now, the shrink ray happens a lot, especially in porn. Actually, mostly in porn. I have seen more shrunken guys than one would think. I have seen porn careers ended by guys that were 18 yrs old, 100 lbs, but sporting donkey dicks. By the time the shoot was over, they had magically transformed themselves into 6ft sex gods. I would see the cocky as fuck veterans constantly barking orders sliding away into the shadows. I always loved watching the shrunken stud duds slink away as quietly as they can. It's like a movieโ€”the whole role reversal thing. Anyway, though not a real thing, the cock shrink ray is a real thing. Don't get me wrong. There are plenty of beautiful guys with amazing bodies that would never be affected by the cock shrink ray because they keep their ego in check. It's the ego that allows the shrink ray to work. It sounds terrible, but if the above example had been a cool guy, I would have dated him even though his friend had the cock of a god. He was that good-looking.

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Monday it is. I am still a bit worn out from yesterday, but..

Monday it is. I am still a bit worn out from yesterday, but we can work the kinks out as we go. So, where are we at today? I don't know. I got some badass outfits just waiting to be worn but no place to go. I suppose I could take some pics in them if you want to see them. Fuck, I am at a loss for things to say this morning. I am just going to wing it. What ends up on here stays on here, no rewrites, edits, or word photoshop, if that is even a thing. Do you stick your hands in your pockets to hide your erection? You know, when your cock decides to stand up at the worst of times in the worst of places? You know that draws more attention, and it is evident that you are trying to cover up an angry penis looking for attention? I must be the exception to the rule because when I see a pant pole holding up the tent, the only thing I think about is what is on his mind. It has to be something good, or it wouldn't be standing up. I don't know why it is so embarrassing for guys. It shouldn't be. It's part of owning a human body. If you ask me, one of the greatest parts of owning a human body. The first experience I ever had with a guy was with someone trying to hide his trouser pole with a notebook. I saw it and asked him what was under his notebook, and if he could have turned off a switch and died, he would have done so at that moment. I was super curious about it. He eventually let me see it trying to poke through his pants. I solved his problem at his house several hours later. True story. The first handjob ever given by me. To me, a guy having a trouser rocket is just like a guy who seems happy. Good for him! If you don't like trouser rockets, then you don't want to be anywhere near me. I will make sure you have a hard dick at the absolute worst of times and places. I love that shit. I will make your dick stand straight out in the most embarrassing places and then loudly point out how much I like it in front of as many people as possible. Nothing passes the time in line at the DMV than accepting the challenge of making your guy hard as steel while he is holding ticket number 69. Don't worry. You can punish my insides with it later on. I am just saying. I find it odd that people look at me like I screwed up in life. I ended up being a dirty whore, cracked out, boozed up, living in squalor, and hating my life. Nothing to show for all my troubles except a life of misery. I get, I do. That is the assumption that an older lady who lives a fair way up the street feels about me. Small town talk travels fast around here. The only problem with all of that is only one thing applies. I am a shameless dirty whore in the most exemplary aspect of the concept. I wouldn't trade it for the worldโ€”the rest of the stuff, not even close. I don't drink because I'm not too fond of how it makes me feel or the taste. Drugs, including weed, seem like a massive waste of time and money and numb the senses. So another hard pass on those. Not doing either of the above has allowed me to make solid choices with finances and not to toot my own horn but the odds of you having a higher legit Fico score are slim. I did things right, thanks to solid advice from the family over the years. I wake up every morning, sometimes feeling guilty that I feel so good about my life and everything I have done. When I say this, I swear that I mean it. I truly wish everyone could feel it, and it sounds super fucking corny but fuck it, the joy I feel about life. It pains me to see them hating on me because there is something negative in their lives. That only goes so far, though. They cross a point where I'm like, "it's on fuckface!" So yes, I have ingested, had placed inside me in several orifices, and sprayed on me more sperm than a thousand chicks will ever see in a lifetime. Regrets? Yes. Very much so. I genuinely wish I had extracted more jizz from more testicles. The rest of it? Life in general? Get the fuck out of here. Money certainly isn't going to get me to change my life. I had the chance to do that a dozen times over. I could be sitting in a super-duper house, driving the nicest of cars, all that happy shit. But then I would be bored shitless. I like my cars to bump and bounce around. I like my house reasonable. Who wants to clean a huge house? Not me. Expensive shit breaks, tears, and stains. I know this. I fucked a guy on a couch that cost him 10K and leaked jizz onto it out of my asshole. Ruined it, he said. I could tell he was pissed, but he's the one who spermed my asshole. Anyway, I have no interest in being loaded. Comfortable is my sweet spot: no stress, less work, more life. Fuck, why am I telling you all this? I don't know. I had nothing better to say at the moment, I guess.

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So, back from the swamp, did a little jeeping around out the..

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So, back from the swamp, did a little jeeping around out there, topless, of course. I got some pics from today. I got a bunch more pics, if you want them leave me a tip and I'll get them to you! Plus a few videos as well, but those will have to be up tomorrow as I am a beat tomato. The sun and bouncing around all day can wear a girl out. Yes, I got fucked today, but it was short and sweet, to the point. I cum, he cums, squeeze the leftover jizz out of his cock onto the sand, so it doesn't make a mess in his pants when it eventually leaks out, and back to it. Utility sex. Get her done and get back at it. Whatever it is you were getting at, that is. In my case, 4 wheeling around.

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OK, guys, going out in the Jeep and I am wearing this exact ..

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OK, guys, going out in the Jeep and I am wearing this exact outfit. Yes, I am heading to my property, I have 38 acres in the swamp, family land handed down, but I will be driving through town in this sexy little number! I am going to do some 4wheeling and film it for you. See what I can do to porn it up a bit.

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Ok, I have a new obsession. My jeep mechanic. I want him s..

Ok, I have a new obsession. My jeep mechanic. I want him so bad my pussy drips thinking about him. See the video for further explanation. I hate and love that I get this way. It makes me feel so alive and youthful when I lock onto something like this. What is the hate part? I don't know. I guess it's not something I can just share with the neighbors sitting around on the porch. I wish I could, but things would get amazingly awkward fast. It gets tiresome keeping secrets all the time. Here is the good news. I get to bore you all to death with my secrets! Want to know another secret? I want to get put in one of those walls where the only thing sticking out on the one side is my butt and legs. I lay over a bench on the other side. They make porn like that. Yes, I want guys I will never see or know to push it inside of me and breed me. One after another, load after load. For me, this is a new one. I was watching one of these porns today, and it caught me right. I can almost feel my butt wiggling out of the wall, teasing cocks to push my insides around with their spongy bumper heads. The best part is I will have to concentrate on feeling their cock twitching about, getting ready to empty their testicles inside of me. Fuck, now I am horny as a motherfucker. I need to find a construction guy to build me one of those giant glory holes.

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If anyone wanted to know, my Tinder date is over. It was a ..

If anyone wanted to know, my Tinder date is over. It was a bust. He busted a nut, but that was about the only thing get busted tonight. We started making out in the truck. I got my hands in his pants. His cock was stiff as a board, and it shot sperm like a geyser on about the second stroke. So I got a decent meal and a handful of cum for my troubles. It could have been worse. He was good-looking and appeared to have an impressive body. We never got far enough to find that out for sure, though. He seemed like a nice enough guy, but I feel I will have to teach him how to fuck. I am not interested in teaching people how to fuck anymore. That ship sailed back in my twenties. He was a good kisser. He made me wet as fuck, but he never even tried to slip his hands down my pants, nor did he even touch my tits. Can't a girl even get a decent feel up? Apparently not. It's raining out a bit, I don't have it in me to start another cock hunt tonight, so I just came straight home. Chasing dudes around can wear a girl out. The silver lining to all of this is I got a message from my car mechanic. This leads me to believe I will get some mechanic dick in the near future. I am totally looking forward to this mechanic dick I speak of. I find his 20 something ass sexy as fuck. He will be even sexier when he is fucking me in the ass. With that, I say goodnight. I will now begin eating Doritos and watching TV.

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My clit is now getting bigger by the day. Cause for alarm? ..

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My clit is now getting bigger by the day. Cause for alarm? Not a fucking chance. It's amazing. It rubs on my clothes, and it makes me horny, it rubs on the chair, it makes me horny, and if it gets touched, it makes me drool girl jizz. The bigger it gets, the more it wants attention. It is like a dream cum true, to be honest. I cum like I am a premature ejaculator now. Like instantly, and I am more than OK with that. If you are looking to fuck for an hour, tough cookies. I'm done in like five minutes. When I say I'm done, I had like three massive cums in that short amount of time. Give me five minutes, and I'm reloaded and ready to repeat. Anyway, take a look at these pics. I am wearing this on my Tinder date tonight, I hope it isn't too much. My clit is at full attention, so check that out as well! If you want to see the complete set, and there are like 40 pics, tip me, and I will get them to you! Someone asked me if I have no shame? About getting fucked? Not even in the smallest of ways. If offered the opportunity to do it all over again, knowing now what I didn't know then, my numbers would be doubled. Shame? None. I got fucked stupid the other day, the kind of fuck where my guts were utterly rearranged in the best of ways by a long, fat, delicious penis. Then he brought out the food. I was sitting around naked, eating chili fries with sperm leaking out of me, chili fry sauce on my face, and nut still in my hair from the blowjob I gave him earlier. Still stupid from the fuck he just put on me, he pointed out the jizz in my hair and asked if I wanted a napkin. I declined and squeezed it out of my hair with my fingers and ate it with my chile fries. Lets check and see if I was ashamed about that. Nope, no shame registered whatsoever. That is making me kind of dewy down below just thinking about it. So, if I am proud of licking the nut out of my hair, the odds of me being ashamed about getting laid is about zero. I don't know who invented shame fucking, but it had to be some seriously insecure dude who got tired of his chick taking better dick from other guys. Its sex. You cum. The downside of cumming is? Wait, there is no downside other than someone thinks only they should be the one making you cum. People beat off daily. I know I cum close to beating off daily, if not several times in a day. Should I be ashamed about that? Some would suggest I should. I don't know, and maybe it's just me. Perhaps I just like to have orgasms more than the average Joe. But I doubt it. Who doesn't like a mind-boggling, cum flying, messy, sticky orgasm? I'm waiting. I have no idea why people pay money, be it not all that much, join my OF and then ask me if I am ashamed of being a massive cock slut.

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Good morning everyone, hope your Friday goes super-duper, yo..

Good morning everyone, hope your Friday goes super-duper, your dick gets wet, and my pussy gets coated with nut slime. Sounds like a solid plan if you are asking me. Fuck I got a lot of shit to do before I can sit down and enjoy a good cock slipping inside of me. I got no date, so to Tinder, I go. Who knows on there. I really need to put the phone down and get busy on my crap. But I won't. I'll look at a hundred guys, take a wild guess as to if they have a magical penis, send off a few likes that may or may not be returned. How do I meat them, you ask? I go to the beach. Give them the area and see if they show up. Tinder dates are odd. I don't know them. I don't know their history, but I have to figure if they are on Tinder; they, at the very least, want to be, if not are, sexually active. So I have to be careful. As most of you know, I fucking hate, and I do mean hate, condoms. So I suck their dick. Which I like sucking their dicks. I like sucking their dicks a whole lot. I do finger myself while I'm eating their dick and, more often than not, get myself off in a big way. They often want to fuck, bring condoms, but I rarely cum with a condom, so it's a say-no situation. Yes, that pisses them off, but I will not get rubbed raw by a piece of plastic so they can nut in a baggie. If they have a good dick, I try and talk them into spending the $100 to get tested, but most of them never do. So Tinder ends up being my go-to place to find dicks to suck. Which, again, I am pretty happy about that. On the subject of Tinder. I was wondering how many dicks have I drained down my throat that I found on the app? I was able to go back through the app and find 36 guys that I actually swallowed their sperm over two years. I met a lot more, but I either did nothing with those guys, tried to do something, but their penis wasn't feeling well, and yes, a few that didn't cum for one reason or another. Thirty-six in two years isn't bad. I can't remember one bad experience. It always gets awkward when a guy can't get hard but only because they make it that way. I try to get them to quit fighting themselves, and if they do, boom, hard cock. Do I feel like it's my fault or an insult if someone doesn't get hard for me? Absolutely not. They wouldn't have whipped it out and put it in my face if they didn't want me to empty it in my mouth. It's the human body. It doesn't always work the way we want it to. Do I get pissed off if it doesn't get hard? No, but you better at least eat me because if I try to make your dick hard, my clit is expecting some action. I don't care if you stick it in or not, but I better feel your tongue bouncing my clit around. It helps. Close to half of guys who have stage fright are immediately cured once they pop my clit in their mouth. My clit has many therapeutic properties. Just saying. Someone is going to say that me sucking 36 or more dicks is a whoreish number. Check yourself, Mr. That is just Tinder. It doesn't include the other fifty or so over a year's time. When Wilt Chamberlin said he fucked over 5000 girls, I said, "Oh yeah? Hold my beer." Do I have him beat throughout a lifetime? Pfft, absolutely. And I am still going. Most of them were from my past careers, but they still count. Did I cum from them all? You know I didn't. They don't know that, but you do. I would say closer to maybe 1/3rd to maybe 1/2 got me off. Plus, condoms were used by every single last one of them, so they were at a massive disadvantage to begin with. I need not explain how I detest condoms. Regrets from any of them? I want to say yes. I feel like I need to say yes, but I can't think of one. To be fair. If there was an obvious problem, such as say hygiene, I shut it down before starting. But guys, for the most part, are good people. WAIT!!!! I know now why I want to say yes. Guys with spiels. Little scripts they stick to and run on every chick they can find. I played along because I thought it was better to know they were idiots than to tell them. There is a motto I stick to so I don't get out of whack myself. If you think you are the most intelligent person in the room, then you are not. If I remember that, it keeps me from putting my foot in my mouth instead of a dick. The spiel guys have one thing in common. They think you're stupid. Even if I know they are complete morons, in their mind, I am a mindless fuck doll that will believe anything they tell me. I would never see them again. I was always busy. So they would be the regret. I probably met about 20 or 30 of them over the years.

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It's a bit later than I wanted, but here I am, writing out m..

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It's a bit later than I wanted, but here I am, writing out more mumbo jumbo. My friend thinks I am not acting age-appropriate by flirting with the car wash and oil change guys. Stay in your lane, sister, is about all I have to say about that. She is younger than me by 10 yrs but looks 10 yrs older than me, too many smokes, too much alcohol, and weed. You do you, and I'll keep sucking sperm out of testicles. You smoke your weed, and I'll never complain or look down on you. I'll get bred and left a cummy mess, return the courtesy and be happy for me. Age-appropriate... get the fuck out of here. My neighbor came over to ask about gutter parts. I was wearing my see-through red nighty thing. I thought he was someone else, so I went to the door. I have glass on both sides of the door. He saw me, and I saw him see me. Things got weird. I went around the corner because I couldn't get to the bedroom without being totally exposed. I pretended he wasn't there until he left. He knew I was there, but I went into an invisible chick mode, and he went home. You will have these things in life. I got a little too overly excited today and rubbed one out thinking about the car guy turning my insides into mush with his big fat mechanic cock and leaving me well-bred and dripping. When I was talking to him, I thought about him bending me over the hood and emptying his balls deep inside me. I am kind of stuck on that thought. I have this image of me getting fucked stupid and left laying on the hood, dripping mechanic sperm out of me onto my clean car. Anyway, that's what I was thinking about. I need to have an explicit mental fantasy or a video when I am rubbing one out. I had that covered tonight. I just got a little too busy, and though I came amazingly hard, I rubbed the head of my girl dick a little raw. I hope it heals fast. The weekend is cumming up, and I plan to put my girl cock to use more than just a few times. Next time, plenty of lube. I just got going, and it felt so damn good. I kept going even though it was probably smoking by the time I was done. Hope you liked the photos, let me know!

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Good afternoon everyone. It took me a while to post, and I ..

Good afternoon everyone. It took me a while to post, and I had daily life things in the way. Today was car maintenance day. Oil change, wash, interior, all that good stuff, and a stop at the outlets to get some workout pants. Just what you wanted to hear, I know. But let us get things rolling. I feel pretty good about today. The oil change guys made me feel like the MILF Queen by flirting with me, and I mean outright flirting. By the time I left there, I was wet in the pussy. They turned me right the fuck on. Then at the car wash, they did the same thing. If I am truthful, I would have sucked each of their cocks until their balls pumped my stomach full of their sperm. They were just that one step away from making a date with me. I would have so met any one of them if they had just asked me to. But they didn't. So now I am on Tinder looking to see if I can find one of them. I know where they work, but the one guy I want the most, I can't think of an excuse for going back to the Take 5 oil change business. Scratch that. My friend who is here just walked by and said to let some air out of the tire and have him fill it back up. Then have him fill you up. Those were her exact words; I kid you not. My air pressure will down 5lbs in the morning. Details. I would guess they are all between the ages of 21 and 30. I think the guy who would make my insides feel the best with his cock is 25 or so. I don't know what turns me on so much about him. I can just picture myself with my legs spread, his cock buried in me, my pussy drinking his sperm. Actually, I can see myself sucking his jizz out as well. I would probably suck his nut out first and then let my pussy soak up the rest of his nut. Here I am making fuck plans with a guy I just met. I have no idea if he would fuck me or not. He flirted like he would. I love this shit. It makes me feel so alive. Full of energy. After all these years, it is still as exciting as it was back in my school days. My pussy is probably wetter now than it was back then because now it knows what it is about to feast on. I will keep you posted. Enjoy this little video. I am going to post later on tonight as well.

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Yes, more pics. I forgot to post some of them, or at least ..

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Yes, more pics. I forgot to post some of them, or at least I think I did, so don't get all pissy if I did. Only a few of them aren't from today. If I sent them to you in a DM, sorry, I can't remember who or what I sent to anyone this week for some reason. Suck it up, buttercup, put your eyes on my magical clit... it has superhero powers that make everything all better. Hello everyone. Back to business. Let us sum it up quickly. I didn't get laid, and then I did get laid. Then I beat my clit for round three. I was watching the cum drip out of me in the earlier video, and fuck if that didn't get me turned on again. It made a puddle out of my pussy. Odd day. Moving on. Yes, to the guy who no-showed today, I know you're reading this. I suspect you have thought of some emergency you should tell me you had, but I am a stone-cold don't give a crap type person. A simple text was all that was required. With that said, enjoy your month on here. I hope to keep it hot and sexy for you. But, as the famed Seinfeld soup Nazi once said, No pussy for you! Okay, what's next? Who knows. Politics sucks. I can't go there because it's like a landmine field on steroids. Speaking of steroids, have you seen my clit? It's getting fucking massive if I might say so myself. I find myself jerking it off like a dick just about every day now. I need to make a video of that. I'll do that tomorrow. I want to see it myself. Yes, I watch my videos. Yes, I know it's weird that I whack it to me getting fucked in my own videos. In all fairness, I pick out like 1 minute of a video and watch it over and over. Usually, it's the creampie videos I watch the most. I have this thing about my vagina ingesting copious amounts of sperm. It gets my motor running, so to speak. In line with me making videos, there is this. Team Skeet wants me to shoot with them in LA. They try to sell me on the money and give me references of girls who are one rent check away from the eviction. I could care less about the money. It's all about the video. I, word for word, answered their email with, "Though I like your sites and content, I have zero interest in getting pounded half to death for 8 hours." Then they sent me references. It's been a few years since I have shot for a pro outfit, but I don't need references. I know what goes on. It isn't an honor for me to shoot anything with these companies. I know so many girls think it's the bomb, and they are the most fantastic porn chick ever if they shoot porn with actual porn companies. I could care less about any of that. I am only interested in making videos that I want to watch later on. Only three pro-porn companies ever shot a video that I have kept and repeatedly watched. As far as I am concerned, the rest can be tossed in the fire, never to be seen again. I had high hopes for them but they just kind of sucked. Now my videos, that's another story. I watch them all the time, but that's because I decided the storyline if there was one, and it was a fantasy or replay of an event in my life. Sure, the quality is pure shit, but the sex was the bomb. Whenever I shoot a video for a porn company, I am physically and mentally drained because they are tedious. I go back to my room, eat, sleep, rinse, repeat. When I shoot my own videos, I am back to my room, change clothes, hit the town, fuck some more, eat, fuck some more, get weird, try and find other people to shoot more videos with me again. There is a stark difference in the after-effect of shooting pro videos vs. the bizarre shit I shoot. I so much prefer the after-effect of my bizarre videos. So, I am on the fence. I do like the themes of his videos. Perv mom, perv granny, perv MILF, perv just about anything. I am just not sure I will be happy with the end results. He will probably try and pay me like 2500 to 3500, which is a good chunk of money, but I am not behind on bills, and the money isn't why I would shoot these videos. Chime in, let me know what you think. If you need links to his stuff, I'll post some. ...

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Post 2 of 3: I'm looking at pic number 9...If I had a dick,..

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Post 2 of 3: I'm looking at pic number 9...If I had a dick, I would stick it in number 9. Just saying.

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This is chunk of pics. Bear with me. Check out that bush though...cumming along nicely, if I may say so myself.

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Today's new guy was all talk but zero cock. No call, no tex..

Today's new guy was all talk but zero cock. No call, no text, no message on here. Guess he figures if he pretends to be the invisible man it will just be like it never happened. Go figure? Why would you not just say you changed your mind and your out. Cool beans, two thumbs up, thanks for letting me know. That's how that conversation goes. We remain friends, future possibilities are still on the table. It's not like it's the end of the world for me because some dude doesn't want to fuck me on video. I can find another guy, it's not that hard to do. But for fucks sake just let me know that you are canceling. So in honor of his absence I present to you a guy that is all cock and zero BS talk. Look, I was horny. I didn't fuck last night because I was anxious to get some new dick in my mouth. When I realized the new dick was was BS I hit up a few guys and boom, creampie delight for me. The camera work sucks because we were more interested in fucking than angles but it didn't cum out to bad ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜œ. Thanks @u125291845

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So, I'm trolling around on Tinder, and I see a guy that I am..

So, I'm trolling around on Tinder, and I see a guy that I am sure is the old trainer that I tried so hard to get him to put his dick inside. It's not him. Looks like him, though. It's not the same. I wanted to get my guts all rearranged in the private gym. And I wanted him to cheat on his wife with me. Add to all of that, and I wanted him to want me more than his wife. All because he was my trainer. It's a long-running sexual fantasy that I just can't seem to get across the finish line. I am chatting with the dude on Tinder. I don't know, though, as I am up in the air on him, but I'll tell you if something changes. I went to a dive bar Saturday night. Hanky Pankies, to be exact. I hate, I mean hate cigarette smoke, so I never go inside. It's an immediate headache for me. Fucks up my sinus like it's nobody's business. I don't care what people do with their bodies. I don't. Shoot Clorox in your eyeball if that makes you happy. I don't care. It is none of my business what anyone does with their own body. I know they smoke at bars, I am not special, I don't get to tell anyone what they can or can't do, so I adjust my destinations to fit my needs, not the other way around. So I only go to open outside bars. It solves my problem, and there are more than plenty of open bars here in Daytona. Fuck, I'm off base here. Anyway, I'm out at Hanky Pankies, sitting outside, drinking soda because booze just isn't my cup of jizz. Plus, I always want to be 100% aware of every possible sensation, emotion, and thrill I might possibly wander into. Long story short, Christopher, a younger dude, 27 to be exact, who wanted to shoot videos with me, pulls in. We chat; he's super aggressively flirty right in front of my boyfriend. Chris is a big kid, 6ft 6, and reasonably fit on top of that. He smashes a lot of pussy without too many problems. The longer he talked, the more I wanted my pussy pounded by him. The more he openly expressed his desire to leave me a cummy mess for my boyfriend, which I thought would be a pleasant surprise for him to have to wipe clean later when I got home, the more I wanted to be his spermy mess. So I made an excuse to take Chris for a ride in my truck so he could check out its new lifted state. Off we went for three hours. I was supposed to be right back. First, I gave him a handjob while driving, and he popped all over himself and my passenger seat and door trim. That pissed me off. We didn't have anything to wipe it up with, so I licked his jizz off his hand for him and pulled into the Marathon and got some paper towels to clean up the rest. I keep forgetting to put some 409 and rags in my truck. Then we went straight to my house where he fucked me cock dr-unk for an hour in the gym. I was standing over him, holding onto the handles and riding him, when he blew a massive load into my box. Gravity did its thing and evacuated my guts of his sperm and splashed his nut all over him and my rubber floor when I lifted myself off his long dick. So we dressed went back to the bar, and when I parked, I ended up having to beg him to let me blow him before he left. He said twice was about all he had in him. He was wrong. But it took an hour to get the nut out of his testicles. All of which my boyfriend and his friends had to watch, though they couldn't see it, they knew what I was doing. When I finally got him to blow the third load of testicle juice, I drank it straight down. It wasn't all that much like a baby teaspoon's worth. I was disappointed but understood. Nuts can only make so much joy juice for me in a short amount of time. When I got out, I looked all around for my boyfriend, but someone finally told me he left. I called him, texted him, went to his house, wasn't there, and eventually went home. He was supposed to be okay with me getting my fill of strange dick. He kind of put a damper on my night. I was planning on taking him home and giving him a torturously slow handjob while spilling all my dirty secrets about my infidelity a few hours before. He finally answered my phone call last night. He said he was all good with it until I pulled back into the parking lot and started eating Chris's cock. Some of the guys he was hanging out with got super personal about it with him, giving him advice and how he should dump me. It just got to be too much for him, so he caught a ride, and they ended up detouring to the Ocean Deck. I see him again tonight. Hopefully, he has his kink mind back on track because I really want to spill the details to him about my night with Chris. I have been waiting to do that now for what feels like forever. I will explode soon if I don't end up with his cock in my hand while I'm describing how Christopher's cock felt inside me to him. Let you know I found a local guy who says he wants to shoot some videos and is a good-looking 29-year-old. The question is, will he or won't he? I hope so because he looks pretty fun.

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Sorry for the MIA I got tied up with a family emergency, not..

Sorry for the MIA I got tied up with a family emergency, not my family but I had to watch some little people. I just can't bring myself to be one of those ding dongs that works no matter what. I have to give them my full attention and everything else is put on hold. Call me crazy but it's just how I am wired. Anyway... Thank goodness I got my house back all to my lonesome. Somebody's dick is going to be in serious trouble by the time I get done with it. Just saying

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I got a good post for you, but first I got to drive my Jeep around in barely nothing before it rains ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‰

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Hello everyone. Sorry a bit slow on here the last few days...

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Hello everyone. Sorry a bit slow on here the last few days. Between shitty photographers and family stuff popping up, it's been a time-eater. If this is my biggest problems in life, then I got shit going on right. Knock on wood and count my lucky stars. Life is rocking and rolling hard right now. Anyway, just a few more days, and then it's all back to me time. I am into the Hotwife thing right now. It's a lighter version of cuckolding, and there are two versions of the hotwife. The authentic version where the wife goes on her own and the voyeuristic spin-off where the husband insists on watching. I don't particularly appreciate being monitored by the stag. That is what it feels like most of the time. Monitoring. The term "stag" is the guy married to a woman who is fucking around with other men. They have silly terms for everything. Anyway, I don't want them watching me. It isn't very pleasant. A real hotwife stag should sit at home and wait for his wife to come home. Maybe she won't, and perhaps she will stay with her new and better man for a few days. I have done that. It drives guys nuts, almost to the point of breaking, because I won't answer the phone. I give him zero contact and complete radio silence. He has to sit at home and wonder just how much I am enjoying another man's cock buried inside of me. How much harder does he make me cum? What kind of things will I do to please him that I won't with them? I'm sure they wonder if I am falling for him. I probably am. What did you think was going to happen? Why do you think almost every woman on the planet doing the hotwife thing dislikes their significant other watching them? They want to be themselves. Say things, do things, experience things that would severely upset their husbands. It's pure stress with husbands who watch. With cucks, no stress at all. Cucks want to hear me tell them I would rather be with my stud than them. I used to make my favorite cuck clean my boyfriend's house before I stayed the week with him. Sure, it doesn't sound very good to some. But to me, my cuck, and my stud boyfriend, it results in the most intense and fantastic sex possible for all of us. If you have a hotwife thing going on, you need to be very truthful with each other. The ultimate goal for her, and you need to remember this, is she needs to find someone better than you. Otherwise, she is simply fucking some dude she doesn't want to appease your ego. Think of the logic of this. There is no way to dispute it. Why would she ever want to fuck someone less desirable or even equal to you? She doesn't. If she does, it's because she is sadly trying to make you happy. She will think less of you for that. Scary, I know. Yes, she will develop feelings for him, probably fall in love to an extent, and her stud will make her question her relationship with you. It always does. I am telling you the truth, from vast experience. I have left boyfriends and husbands who were deadset on the hotwife lifestyle for the superior stud. You don't get to make the rules even if you believe you are controlling the situation because you are not. Here is the thing, though. The more control you give up, you vastly decrease the less chance she would even consider leaving you. If you support her and are happy that she is happy, she will never leave you. You effectively turn the tables and become the superior man. You will shrink her stud to precisely what you wanted. That would be the man with the cock she enjoys now and then and nothing more. He will be no more emotionally significant to her than an old vibrating dildo that sits in her drawer unused, which is precisely your goal in the first place. I'm just telling you how to get there. Remember that every time she comes home to you, she chooses you, and you need to understand that is massive power for you to have. I know you guys all have a theory of how it's supposed to work in your incredibly selfish fantasy. It never works for her, just you. I have just given you the blueprint for how things go in the real world. It's a cycle, and you have to go all the way through it to win. If I were a stag/husband, I would be terrified to play it out. But it has such a hard sexual draw to it I don't think I could stop myself from playing anyway. Wanna play the game with me?

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I was up in the air about even posting these pics. The guy ..

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I was up in the air about even posting these pics. The guy who took them sent me the worst edited images back, 3 of them. This lugnut wanted me to pay him for the rest. He thinks I won't put the unedited photos online because you will know exactly how old I actually am. Hold my beer. Here you go. Another set of pics. Untouched. Just like the last 100 sets or so. I was kind of hoping for a wet dream last night, somewhat similar to the one I had the other night. I don't know if you remember. I had a wet dream but forgot all about the wet part. In fact, if it weren't for the damp part, I wouldn't have known that I had one. I thought maybe if I had another one last night, I might get the full benefits of enjoying said wet dream. Nope, I got nothing. I think I dreamed about fixing my Jeep. Talk about getting ripped off in the sleep world. Probably not a good idea to ask a guy on a first date if he has any hot friends. Sometimes I forget where I'm at, which leads to inappropriate conversation. Not that I didn't think he was hot; I'm just thinking the more, the merrier. Well, I had a video planned today, but it didn't go well. The guy didn't want to get naked in front of another guy. He knew there was a cameraman but thought he could do it. He asked if we could just put it on a Tripod. No, we can't. I want the angles and closeups. I watch these videos myself to rub one out, and I know what I want to see. I want to see your cock inside one of my holes, up close and personal. Tripod videos suck for me. His next request was that he holds the camera. No, you don't get to hold it. If you did, I would be looking at the floor, the ceiling, everywhere except your dick in my pussy. Wasted hour but such is life. I never even saw his dick which I kind of really wanted to. Just like you want to see my tits and pussy, I want to see the dick and balls. All is good, I have a date, and I am on my way now.

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