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2024-03-02 18:39:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electr..

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.

2024-03-02 17:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post

2024-03-02 13:38:02 +0000 UTC View Post

I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be ..

I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.

2024-03-02 12:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post

I love giant squid jokes. They’re always kraken me up!

2024-03-02 08:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post

2024-03-02 05:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post

I met the man who invented the windowsill. He’s a ledge.

2024-03-02 03:41:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey there Space Cowboy 🚀 -- 13min video, 2 galleries, 2 cl..

*Hey there Space Cowboy* 🚀 -- 13min video, 2 galleries, 2 clips

2024-03-02 02:28:09 +0000 UTC View Post

2024-03-02 00:27:55 +0000 UTC View Post

A guy was admitted to hospital with eight plastic horses in ..

A guy was admitted to hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable

2024-03-02 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post

I've ordered the following toys, including a never before us..

I've ordered the following toys, including a never before used ***double penetration toy***! Tip $15 now and you'll get a video immediately **PLUS** two videos featuring the new toys when they arrive next week. Do future you a solid.

2024-03-01 23:46:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Okay I'm gonna need this one explaining to me 😆🙏🏻

2024-03-01 23:17:22 +0000 UTC View Post

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare,..

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

2024-03-01 23:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post

I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t h..

I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

2024-03-01 22:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar colle..

Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, apart from one. He’s never gonna give you

2024-03-01 21:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post

2024-03-01 19:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.

2024-03-01 18:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post

I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be ..

I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.

2024-03-01 17:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post

I love giant squid jokes. They’re always kraken me up!

2024-03-01 16:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Would you do it for a scooby snack?

2024-03-01 12:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post

2024-03-01 08:47:02 +0000 UTC View Post

A courtroom artist was arrested today. The details are sketc..

A courtroom artist was arrested today. The details are sketchy.

2024-03-01 08:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post

2024-03-01 04:46:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Two cheese trucks ran into each other. Debrie was everywhere..

Two cheese trucks ran into each other. Debrie was everywhere.

2024-03-01 04:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Feeling pretty middle-aged? 😏 *choose your weapon and ..

***Feeling pretty middle-aged?*** 😏 *choose your weapon and embark upon an aphrodisiac journey to something erotic* 🪓 Way of the Axe $5 (**XXX gallery**) ⚔️ Way of the Sword $10 (**XXX Videos**) 🗡 Way of the Dagger $15 (**XXX Bundle**)

2024-03-01 03:40:08 +0000 UTC View Post