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I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit m..
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2024-02-29 21:00:41 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/956674693/emmahircine
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2024-02-29 20:30:07 +0000 UTC View PostMy first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I g..
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
2024-02-29 20:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostA friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but touca..
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but toucan play at that game.
2024-02-29 19:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostI wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but the..
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
2024-02-29 18:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his frie..
I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his friends. He was too clothes minded.
2024-02-29 16:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostRolling a natural 20 in life's adventure 😏 https://onlyfans..
Rolling a natural 20 in life's adventure 😏 https://onlyfans.com/499107551/emmahircine
2024-02-29 15:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
⚔️ ***TIME TO RAID MY DUNGEON*** **Possible loot drops inclu..
⚔️ ***TIME TO RAID MY DUNGEON*** **Possible loot drops include:** $5 💙 *XXX gallery, gif bundle, 2 new videos* $10 💜 *3 new videos, themed bundle, video rating* $25 💛 *sexting session, 2 bundles, 5 new videos*
2024-02-29 13:03:53 +0000 UTC View Post***Useless Fact Of The Day:*** Honey is the only food that ..
***Useless Fact Of The Day:*** Honey is the only food that does **NOT** spoil.
2024-02-29 12:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostI wonder what the Fatui will do about Scaramouche leaving. ..
I wonder what the Fatui will do about Scaramouche leaving. He left quite a big hat to fill.
2024-02-29 08:00:55 +0000 UTC View PosteBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave ..
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.
2024-02-29 04:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post***Useless Fact of the Day:*** **The average adult spends m..
***Useless Fact of the Day:*** **The average adult spends more time on the toilet than they do exercising.**
2024-02-29 00:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostThis morning my alarm went off. I thought it’s sell-by date ..
This morning my alarm went off. I thought it’s sell-by date was tomorrow…
2024-02-28 23:00:55 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer ..
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are two dollars, but deer nuts are under a buck.
2024-02-28 22:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coluoring. The ..
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coluoring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
2024-02-28 21:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostA plateau is the highest form of flattery.
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
2024-02-28 20:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostJust burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave bro..
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
2024-02-28 19:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostI’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is abou..
I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.
2024-02-28 18:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostMy colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Semina..
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
2024-02-28 17:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited..
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out.
2024-02-28 16:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited..
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out.
2024-02-28 12:00:34 +0000 UTC View PostA man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter... How d..
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter... How dairy 😫
2024-02-28 08:00:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says..
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
2024-02-28 00:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostLast night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange s..
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea Report
2024-02-27 23:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
