Singing the goodnight song with my own twist: 'Don't let the..
Singing the goodnight song with my own twist: 'Don't let the bedbugs bite, sleep tight, and wear clean socks!' 🤣
2023-07-27 06:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post
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I can't be the only one with a loooong list of songs I have ..
I can't be the only one with a loooong list of songs I have been fucking up the lyrics to, I need to hear what yours are too! 😛
2023-07-27 05:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostIf I could win an award for misheard lyrics, I'd get the gol..
If I could win an award for misheard lyrics, I'd get the golden buzzer! Who needs karaoke when you can create your own side-splitting versions of chart-toppers?
2023-07-27 04:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post"Sweet dreams are made of cheese," my misheard lyrics could ..
"Sweet dreams are made of cheese," my misheard lyrics could win a Grammy for creativity! Who needs correct lyrics when you can have your very own version of musical madness? I'm a lyrical genius in my own world! 🤣
2023-07-26 23:00:46 +0000 UTC View PostOh, you know those hilarious moments when you think you've g..
Oh, you know those hilarious moments when you think you've got the lyrics down, but in reality, you're just in a karaoke bubble of pure blissful ignorance? I call it the 'I'm nailing this song' effect!
2023-07-26 19:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostI was just caught completely off guard when singing a song a..
I was just caught completely off guard when singing a song and someone corrected me! I've been singing the wrong lyrics for years! My version is definitely more entertaining! 😛
2023-07-26 17:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostWake up and embrace the day with a grateful heart. Good morn..
Wake up and embrace the day with a grateful heart. Good morning!
2023-07-26 14:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI know I say it more than I should 😛 but you freaks are the ..
I know I say it more than I should 😛 but you freaks are the BEST! I am so fucking grateful for each and every one of you! 💗
2023-07-26 06:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat dessert is your favorite, tell me in your DMs, I wanna ..
What dessert is your favorite, tell me in your DMs, I wanna know how sweet of a tooth you fuckers really have! 😛
2023-07-26 05:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostFFS... The mysterious disappearance of the pudding cup! I sw..
FFS... The mysterious disappearance of the pudding cup! I swear I put it on the table, went to grab a drink and BAM it was gone. The mystery of the missing pudding cup, did I eat it and forget about it or did I put it somewhere else without thinking... We will never know 😲
2023-07-26 03:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostOh boy, let me tell you about my friend's epic pudding misha..
Oh boy, let me tell you about my friend's epic pudding mishap right before their big interview! They were all dressed to impress, looking sharp and confident. But then, like a sweet disaster movie, the pudding cup decided to explode all over them! They went from 'ready for success' to 'chocolate-coated chaos' in seconds! Talk about a sticky situation! But hey, it's the perfect icebreaker for any interview, right?
2023-07-25 23:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostListen up, dessert adventurers! If you're tired of the same ..
Listen up, dessert adventurers! If you're tired of the same old dining spots, it's time to embark on a dessert quest! Eating cake on a rollercoaster, savoring ice cream on a giant trampoline, or enjoying pie in a treehouse. Forget traditional tables; let's take our sweet tooth to new heights!! Life's too short to settle for boring places, so let's eat dessert in places that add an extra sprinkle of fun to our taste buds!
2023-07-25 19:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostThey say breakfast is the key to kickstarting your day, and ..
They say breakfast is the key to kickstarting your day, and I couldn't agree more. So, in my quest for pure happiness and joy, I've decided to rewrite the breakfast rulebook. Instead of boring old cereal or oatmeal, I'm going all-in for a delicious dessert!
2023-07-25 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post𝐆𝐘𝐌 𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐘 Stretching out our perfect bodies made us really ho..
𝐆𝐘𝐌 𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐘 Stretching out our perfect bodies made us really horny so we ended up riding each other's faces and masturbating together instead!! @aliceoncam @emmamagnoliaxo @camistrella @karmenkarma @ineedbella @fitbadonk @tomiebabydoll @sidneysummers Quote in your DMs to get it now#GYMORGY
2023-07-25 16:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post¡ǝɯosǝʍɐ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos noʎ ǝʌıƃ ןן,ı puɐ ǝʞıן ɐ ɔıd sıɥʇ ǝʌıƃ ¿s..
¡ǝɯosǝʍɐ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos noʎ ǝʌıƃ ןן,ı puɐ ǝʞıן ɐ ɔıd sıɥʇ ǝʌıƃ ¿sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ ǝɹǝɥ oɥʍ ¡ʎɐpoʇ pooɯ ʎןןıs ɐ uı ɯ,ı ¡¡¡ƃuıuɹoɯ pooƃ
2023-07-25 14:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostYou fuckers fit right in! The weirdest most random pizza top..
You fuckers fit right in! The weirdest most random pizza toppings I have ever heard! LOL! Day made, thanks for the giggles 😉
2023-07-25 06:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostTell me what's your FAVORITE pizza topping and don't be bori..
Tell me what's your FAVORITE pizza topping and don't be boring! The weirder the better!! 😁
2023-07-25 03:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostBoring pizza choices? More like pizza snoozefest! Why settle..
Boring pizza choices? More like pizza snoozefest! Why settle for plain cheese when you can have a flavor explosion in your mouth? Life's too short for boring pizzas; go wild with toppings, and unleash your inner food artist! I'd rather do the pizza hokey pokey than stick to the same old predictable choices. Give me the weird, the wacky, the pineapple, and the pepperoni – anything but a pizza party pooper! Let's break free from pizza monotony and dance our taste buds into pizza bliss!
2023-07-25 01:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostFuck, ok, so apparently the pineapple on pizza debate can ge..
Fuck, ok, so apparently the pineapple on pizza debate can get waayyyy more heated than I like! Can't we all just agree that we have different likes? 😛
2023-07-24 23:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, haters gonna hate, but let me tell you why pineappl..
Alright, haters gonna hate, but let me tell you why pineapple belongs on pizza! It's like a tropical party on your taste buds - sweet, juicy, and just the right amount of crazy! Who needs a boring old Margherita when you can have a Hawaiian luau in your mouth? Pineapple pizza is the ultimate flavor fiesta - a rollercoaster of deliciousness that makes you question why you ever doubted it!
2023-07-24 19:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostI know it's really early but I was so keen on pizza! So I or..
I know it's really early but I was so keen on pizza! So I order a pizza with extra cheese, the pizza guy must've heard extra pineapple. Pineapple counts as a breakfast food, right? 😛
2023-07-24 17:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostWake up, superstar! The world is eagerly awaiting your remar..
Wake up, superstar! The world is eagerly awaiting your remarkable presence. Shine bright today!
2023-07-24 14:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostToday was so great, I love how all of you freaks can laugh w..
Today was so great, I love how all of you freaks can laugh with me and not make me feel like a total weirdo! I love you all 💗
2023-07-24 06:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostSipping a great-tasting smoothie is like a flavor party in m..
Sipping a great-tasting smoothie is like a flavor party in my mouth! It's a dance of fruity goodness, and my taste buds are doing the electric slide! With every sip, I'm like, "Who needs a tropical vacation when I have this deliciousness?" Smoothies are the ultimate happy hour for my taste buds, and I'm their biggest fan!
2023-07-24 04:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostCleaning up after making a smoothie is like solving a fruity..
Cleaning up after making a smoothie is like solving a fruity crime scene. I've got splattered strawberries on the ceiling, banana peels lurking under the counter, and a rogue blueberry rolling across the floor. It's a full-blown kitchen investigation! Forget cardio; the real workout is scrubbing off spinach stains and chasing runaway chia seeds. But in the end, it's all worth it for that refreshing, messy, and laughter-filled smoothie adventure!
2023-07-24 03:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostI did not make a mess, I'm just an artist expressing myself ..
I did not make a mess, I'm just an artist expressing myself through smoothie splatters 😛
2023-07-24 00:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostWarning: Smoothie-making may cause a fruity explosion that t..
Warning: Smoothie-making may cause a fruity explosion that turns your kitchen into a tropical disaster zone!
2023-07-23 19:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostYou know what would go down great right now? A SMOOTHIE! Am ..
You know what would go down great right now? A SMOOTHIE! Am I prepared for the disaster my kitchen is about to face, no, will it be fun fuck yeah! 🤣
2023-07-23 17:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWake up, sleepyhead! It's time to seize the day and make you..
Wake up, sleepyhead! It's time to seize the day and make your dreams a reality.
2023-07-23 14:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostSo do keys, headphones, and socks all land up in this weird ..
So do keys, headphones, and socks all land up in this weird Bermuda triangle that none of us know about and we just spend our lives wondering where the fuck they disappeared too? 🤣
2023-07-23 03:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
