What are your super secret headphone/AirPod mystery stories? I need a good laugh after trying to dry out mine in a bowl of rice and they still wouldn't switch on!!!
2023-07-22 23:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
I once heard a clanging noise coming from the washer and I closed my eyes, envisioning taking my own leg off and kicking my OWN ass because I knew...I just KNEW they were my missing AirPods. Can you see why I need a stash?
2023-07-22 20:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
So I was telling my friend about my headphone debacle and he had a good laugh because we've all got our own little stories. His story is about searching for his ear pods for over an hour, one messy house later and BOOM! They were in his hand the whole timeπ
2023-07-22 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
My earphones are like little spies, sneaking away when I need them most. I swear they're out there on top-secret missions to save the world! While I'm left hunting for them, they're probably off battling villains, ensuring sound quality for all, and having secret audio adventures...I just wish they brought me some gelato!
2023-07-22 15:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Rise and conquer the day! You've got this, and I'm cheering you on every step of the way....I'll toot your horn, if you know what I mean -WINK WINK- Good morning!!!!
2023-07-22 14:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Wishing you a night filled with tranquility, relaxation, and sweet dreams. May you find comfort in the embrace of a restful evening. π
2023-07-22 06:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
After all this I feel like my responsibilities have taken a holiday, is there any way to get them back or should I just leave them there?
2023-07-22 05:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
The to-don't list is the roadmap to a life less serious. It's a guidebook to prioritize laughter, spontaneity, and the pursuit of unproductive happiness. So, throw away that to-do list and let's make memories instead!
2023-07-22 03:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
The adventures of a to-don't list, it's a thrilling quest to avoid adulting, relish in guilty pleasures, and cherish the art of well-deserved guilty pleasures, and yes I put it in there twice because there is no end to guilty pleasures! π
2023-07-21 23:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
At the top of my To-Don't list, don't be someone who other people hate, be the fun carefree unicorn that everyone else envies and wishes they could follow in their magical steps!
2023-07-21 19:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Who needs a to-do list when you can have a to-don't list? It's like having a guilt-free hall pass to avoid all responsibilities and indulge in all the fun things in life!
2023-07-21 17:00:42 +0000 UTC View Postππππππππ π πππ Getting fucked in an ELEVATOR was one of the hottest experiences ever!! π₯΅π₯΅ @toycrazykatie Quote #ELEVATORFUCK in the DMs now to get it!
2023-07-21 16:30:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, rockstars! Your talents are ready to be unleashed upon the world. Get out there and conquer! but FIRST, get in here and let me show you howπ
2023-07-21 14:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time to power down for the day. So snuggle up, relax those weary bones, and enjoy a night of well-deserved rest. May your dreams be filled with unicorns, chocolate, and all things awesome. Catch you on the flip side!
2023-07-21 06:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Cake is the ultimate therapist with zero judgment. Who needs to spill their problems to a anyone when you can spill your crumbs onto a plate? Forget therapy bills; invest in a slice of cake and let the frosting work its magic. It's way tastier than any shrink out there! π
2023-07-21 05:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Cake isn't just a dessert; it's a magical happiness potion disguised as a sugary treat! One bite of cake and all my worries melt away. It's like a sweet slice of heaven that brings joy, laughter, and an instant sugar rush. Forget therapy, I prescribe cake for a dose of instant happiness!
2023-07-21 03:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Cake is the undisputed champion of happiness! All it takes is one heavenly bite, and I become a time-traveling superhero. The frosting lifts my spirits and energy levels, never mind the sugar hiiigh! π₯°
2023-07-21 00:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Cake is my personal time machine. One bite and I'm transported back to my carefree days. If only life came with unlimited cake and zero responsibilities! π₯°
2023-07-20 20:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
They say the key to eternal youth lies in healthy living, but I've cracked the code. It's all about cake! Moisturizers come and go, but cake remains my everlasting fountain of deliciousness!
2023-07-20 17:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Rise and shine, sleepyhead! The world is eagerly waiting for your unique awesomeness. Make it a day to remember!
2023-07-20 14:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Where's the strangest place you miss-placed your keys, how did you end up finding them? Do you have a way of always knowing where they are? Other than a key hook - obviously! π
2023-07-20 06:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
My keys must have graduated from Hogwarts because they're masters of invisibility! They magically disappear when I'm running late or have urgent business. I suspect they gather around, snickering, and pull pranks on me like a mischievous gang. Mischief managed, keys! Show yourselves!
2023-07-20 04:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Losing my keys is like participating in a never-ending scavenger hunt designed by the universe to keep me on my toes. My house seems to have its own mini Bermuda Triangle, where keys mysteriously vanish. I seriously need an app called "Key-Finder 3000" to rescue me from this madness!
2023-07-20 03:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Nope, the keys are gone AGAIN! Losing my keys is like playing a real-life hide-and-seek game with inanimate objects. The keys always win, and I'm left searching like a detective on caffeine!
2023-07-20 01:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Squirrels and I share a common enemy, forgetting where we buried things. Except they lose acorns, and I lose my keys... every single day... No wait, there they are!
2023-07-19 19:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I relate to squirrels on a deep level - constantly collecting random things and then forgetting where I put them. SquirrelBrain FTW! π
2023-07-19 17:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning guuuuys! Did you start today with a fuck yeah attitude? You really should! π₯³
2023-07-19 14:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
How about you send me your favorite GIF right away? I will look out for it in my DMs, and make it funny too π
2023-07-19 05:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Conversations used to be all about 'How are you?' Now it's all 'Have you seen this hilarious cat video?' Priorities are changing π
2023-07-19 03:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
My friend was telling me once she sent a GIF that was mean for her partner to her boss! A VERY sexual GIF! Hahaha, this was before the delete function worked, ever sent a message to someone by accident? Tell me what it was in my DMs!
2023-07-19 00:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
