Have you guys ever wondered what the world would be like if dogs worked and we stayed home and got love, snacks, and attention? I feel like we all missed out on something here! π
2023-07-31 18:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Today is gonna be fucking GREAT! Never start the day in a negative mindset!
2023-07-31 15:00:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Share your funniest gym moment... You know the drill, head over to my DMs and make me LOL π
2023-07-31 06:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
And to all the girls that manage to look so fucking elegant at the gym please share! I always feel like a drowned hamster after a good work out but some of you guys surprise me! π
2023-07-31 05:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
OR how about when people fart during a yoga session! Omfg can you imagine the stench in those rooms when someone had a rough night on the town and decided to do early morning yoga? π²
2023-07-31 04:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
All this talk about the gym reminds me of those bloopers where people fall off the treadmill, BWAHAHAHA! I can't stop thinking about how your confidence must go from 100 to 0 in no time! π€£
2023-07-31 01:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, imagine this: skipping without a care in the WORLD, but with no bra! It's like a wobbly, hilarious workout session! No worries, just lots of bouncing laughter! The bigger the tits the more dangerous the workout! π
2023-07-30 19:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I didn't realize that skipping without a bra on was so FASCINATING!! There was a girl at the gym and she has these huge tits and I legit stood there like a fool watching her skip rope along with a few other guys!! Are we that hot when we skip??
2023-07-30 18:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope your morning coffee (or tea) brings you a moment of peace and clarity. You're capable of great things, so go out there and SHINE!
2023-07-30 15:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, fuck it! What should I write on my wall in MARKER and see if it comes out? Send me a DM, I might try it later π€£
2023-07-30 05:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Omfg! Another one, toothpaste gets out marker on the wall! Fuck, I am too nervous to try this! π
2023-07-30 03:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
WOW! I never knew this so I am sharing!!! If you get gum in your hair, PEANUT BUTTER to the rescue!! You guys are just so full of useful info and I don't know what I would do without youπ
2023-07-29 23:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
PHEW! THANK YOU to those that suggested ICING it! I had to go get my heavy-duty garden gloves and they will never be the same again BUT my shorts have been saved!!
2023-07-29 20:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
OMGGGG guys!!! I just sat in GUM!!! Does anyone know how to get this off? These are my FAVORITE SHORTS!!
2023-07-29 18:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Wishing you a morning filled with inspiration and motivation. Remember, each day is a chance to create something beautiful. Have a wonderful day ahead!
2023-07-29 15:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
May your dreams be filled with happiness, love, and positivity. Sleep well and wake up with a heart full of optimism. Good MOOight, everyone
2023-07-29 04:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I am a repeat offender flasher!! I flashed a bus full of boys on my trip BTW! I laughed way too hard at their expressions and could barely walkπ
2023-07-29 03:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostPLACING A MASSIVE LINGERIE ORDER FOR AUGUST CONTENT!!! If there are any specific styles or colors you like, please let me know below! I want to buy things to impress my boys π₯Ί
2023-07-29 02:51:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you know that cows attack more people than sharks?! I promise I'll nibble gently and I'll make you wet in other delectable ways!
2023-07-29 00:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I often get told I have the best "Dad Jokes". Is that a thing now? LOL who here likes my "Dad jokes"??
2023-07-28 20:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you like a side salad with this juicy piece of ass? I bet you'd eat me out and eat me up in no time!!
2023-07-28 17:00:20 +0000 UTC View Postπππππ πππ Definitely one of my most sensual JOIs to build you up to the BEST orgasm of your LIFE! Just quote #HORNYJOI and I'll send it!
2023-07-28 16:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Good MOOrning!!! Today is gonna be FUCKING AMAZING! My whole body is tingling with good vibes so come over here so I can rub it all over you!π
2023-07-28 15:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Share time! What's a meal you've had delivered to your house that was nothing like what you expected? DM me!π
2023-07-28 06:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't get me wrong, the dumplings were fucking DELICIOUS but when your heart is set on something and you don't get it, you are left with cravings AND a full stomach! π
2023-07-28 04:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I have had the wrong food ordered delivered before too, I once ordered a beautiful platter of sushi, and I could just see it, in all its glory! The beautiful salmon roses and the tasty fashion sandwiches. I should have realized it was wrong when the container was warm. π
2023-07-28 03:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I am still so fucking embarrassed but at least I have a newfound love for a taco joint that I never even thought of visiting! π
2023-07-28 00:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
It was a TACO joint and the dude was just as confused as I was as he pointed up to the sign and I had a good laugh! It was one door down from the actual burger place LOL! π€£
2023-07-27 19:00:39 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm still so fucking embarrassed about what happened the other night!! I had a craving for the JUICIEST burger so I walked into the restaurant confidently and placed my order! π€
2023-07-27 17:00:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Rise and shine, world-changers! I hope you all ROCK the hell out of today and that you all spend at least SOME of it with ME!!
2023-07-27 14:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
