It should also be based off of who appreciated the pizza the most, to those who just shove the slice down and don't even taste the flavors they get removed from the list immediately! 😜
2023-08-05 04:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
If the last slice of pizza has the best taste right because you just KNOW that there isn't anymore, all that delicious sauce has the most amount of flavor! 😏
2023-08-05 00:00:36 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like there should be a special rule for the last piece of pizza, are you crazy, happy, and fun you get the LAST slice. I mean that would be me every time, right? 😜
2023-08-04 19:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
The EPIC battle for the last slice of pizza, I just remembered a while ago I was with friends having a pizza night, and boom all of a sudden there was one lonely slice of pizza left and plenty of eyes looking at it longingly!
2023-08-04 18:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 Who doesn't love a threesome? Don't miss it! Quote #HS3SUM in your messages to have it now! @camistrella @xxxvanessaxxx
2023-08-04 17:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Rise and shine, sleepyhead! The world awaits your brilliance. Good morning
2023-08-04 15:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok ok, this has got me hankering something delicious! Tell me in my DMs what superhero food will save my day 😁
2023-08-04 05:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
The superhero food battles don't stop there... Sushi Samurais battle the Wasabi Warlords! Who will conquer the taste bud battleground? 😜
2023-08-04 03:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
When hunger strikes, there's no stopping the Cereal Crusaders! Captain Cornflakes and Frosted Flash to the rescue! 🌽⚡ Crunchy justice! LOL! This is making me fucking hungry!
2023-08-04 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
When hunger is near fear NOT for Pepperoni Avengers are here! Just one slice will cure those hunger pangs and it'll be even cheesier than I am! Get it? Cheesy... Just LOVE me!😁
2023-08-03 19:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Food doesn't get half the credit it should! We all eat, and we all have our go-to comfort foods, I think food needs recognition as a SUPERHERO!!
2023-08-03 18:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Hope your morning starts with a smile. 😁
2023-08-03 15:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Attention, aviators – birds are now charging sky tolls for crossing their airspace! Air traffic has gone fowl! 😛
2023-08-03 05:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Newsflash: Trees launch a petition against floating squirrels nesting in their branches! Alert! Alert! Acorn aerial warfare! 😲
2023-08-03 03:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Dick pics would look permanently erect!! OOOOH 69 standing upright! I can just imagine how many calories THAT would burn!
2023-08-03 01:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Selfies will be totally different too! Duck face with hair that looks like you've been electrocuted!!😅 I, for one, wouldn't mind the look but you guys KNOW I'm weird😂
2023-08-03 00:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Can you imagine if gravity took a holiday, what our clothes would need to change to!? 😂 Skirts would need garters and we'd be rocking lead shoes!! The days of loose-fitting stuff...ALL GONE unless you're willing to share the love of underwear like I am! LOL
2023-08-02 19:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
OFMG!! I just saw someone have a Marilyn Monroe moment and I don't think it was intentional! Skirt up in the air and a BRIGHT red face! I had to run by quickly so they wouldn't see me staring! 😅
2023-08-02 18:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Today we gotta just kick off the sheets and start the day with a BANG! 😉
2023-08-02 15:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Final gossip alert from the veggie rack! Potato says, 'Corn's popping up at midnight, binge-watching Netflix!' Sounds like a great way to end an interesting day! 😉
2023-08-02 05:00:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Pretty fucking sure that we will all never look at our salads the same. like I just heard the secrets from the crisper and I feel like they all need to calm TF down now! 😛
2023-08-02 03:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Or the veggies telling us about other veggies secrets - Avocado spills the guac, 'Zucchini's got a secret identity as a zoodle!' 🥑 Veggie under cover!
2023-08-02 00:00:36 +0000 UTC View Post
The veggies just dished me the T - spinach confessions, 'I'm the leafy green behind Popeye's biceps!' 💪🥬 Superhero secrets! LOL!
2023-08-01 20:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I was making a salad and I thought to myself what if veggies could talk back, I know it's so fucking random but what would they say if they were given the time to talk? 🤣
2023-08-01 18:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post𝐏𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐎 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓! Ever fantasized about fucking me on a grand piano? Quote #PIANOSQUIRT in your DMs and make that fantasy real!
2023-08-01 17:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Good MORNING! Put a smile on that dial and let's get the day kick-started!
2023-08-01 15:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
At the end of the day, everyone is rewarded with a motivational speech on whose a good employee. Instead of applause, he gets a symphony of barks in return!
2023-08-01 05:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Head of DR (Dog Relations) trying to incentivize bringing your human to work, but employees just want more belly rubs, breaks, and treats. LOL! I can picture a little DR dog with a bow tie and a pen in its mouth 🤣
2023-08-01 03:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
BWAHAHAH! Imagine phoning IT and getting a bark when the phone is answered...The IT department faces a pawsome challenge – teaching dogs to type without hitting 'Pawse' every minute!
2023-08-01 00:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Move over Marketing team the Barketing team is here to lead us all, convincing everyone that belly rubs are the new employee benefits, but don't forget the treats 😍
2023-07-31 20:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
