Ok, it's your guy's turn now... Don't let me suffer alone! Share those embarrassing wardrobe FAILS with me. Slide into my DMs and don't let me feel alone! ๐
2023-08-09 06:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I wish I had a camera on the back of my head so I could have seen the stares from that side, this crazy blue-haired woman walking down the street, strutting her stuff with her ass out for the WORLD to see! LOL ๐
2023-08-09 05:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
I now understood some of the dirty looks, if my panties covered up a little more it might not have been THAT bad... But a thong doesn't leave that much to the imagination ๐
2023-08-09 03:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
The stares were starting to get a little much though... Did I have lipstick on my teeth, did I forget to brush my teeth? Fuck, what was going on? I tried to quickly get a look at myself in a shop window and BAM, I saw it, my skirt was tucked into my panties!!! ๐
2023-08-09 01:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Walking out of the house feeling fucking GREAT, I got my favorite skirt on, when you wear an outfit that makes you feel good you don't have a care in the world! BUT everyone was looking at me! LOL, and I thought they also thought my outfit was great! ๐ฅ
2023-08-08 21:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Omg!!! You guys will NEVER guess what happened to me!! The most tragically embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions happened, it was so fucking funny though... I can't stop laughing at myself!! ๐
2023-08-08 18:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐-๐๐๐ Fucking my step-mom really gets my pussy DRIPPING!! Quote #FMSM in your DMs to get it NOW @miss_swedish_bella
2023-08-08 17:30:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Feeling fucking GREAT! Let's start the day! Good morning ๐
2023-08-08 15:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostPlay with me ๐ Tip $10 to play once, $20 for two, and $30 for three!!
2023-08-08 08:32:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Tell me your FAVORITE bedtime drink, there isn't really a debate on that, is there? Head on over to the DMs and tell me what you drink before bed! ๐
2023-08-08 05:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't get me wrong, tea is GREAT when you wanna take on the day with a cool, calm, and collected attitude. But it still has that KICK that gets you going and jumping to get your butt into gear!
2023-08-08 03:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I mean coffee is such a GREAT pick me up if you're feeling sluggish, even I need a pick me up some days to get me into the CRAZY mood that hypes you all up! ๐
2023-08-08 00:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Coffee is a GREAT pick me up, getting the energy levels soaring but tea is more of the calm drink, I have NEVER seen a hyped-up tea drinker unless I am just looking in the wrong places! ๐
2023-08-07 20:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, folks, welcome to the ultimate morning rumble! It's tea versus coffee - the battle of wake-up brews! Tea fans say it's all about chill vibes and cozy sips, like a hug from a teddy bear. Coffee lovers swear it's a turbo boost for your brain, screaming, "Go, go, go!" So pick your side, fuel up, and let the morning showdown begin!
2023-08-07 18:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Time to get up and kick some butt! Today is gonna be fucking amazing!!
2023-08-07 15:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! That went way more out of hand than I thought, robot wars were coming at me there! ๐ But you all know not to take me too seriously! ๐
2023-08-07 05:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I will get my panties back if I supply the smart vacuum with tasty treats once a week. How the HELL am I supposed to know what a tasty treat is for a smart vacuum? I mean panties are quite a tasty treat too! ๐
2023-08-07 03:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! Just received a ransom note from my smart vacuum, panties will be returned on it's terms. Do I give in, what state will they be in when I receive them back? WTF, what is the world coming to? ๐ฒ
2023-08-07 00:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, ok maybe it was my fault for not putting my laundry in the hamper but it fucking sucked up my FAVORITE pair of panties. If I retrieve them will they ever be the same?
2023-08-06 20:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I really thought I was tech savvy until my smart devices started to get the better of me, my smartphone and I have a fucking AMAZING relationship buuuut that fucking smart vacuum is now in my bad books... ๐คจ
2023-08-06 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello! Sending you warm wishes for a great day.
2023-08-06 15:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! Ok I know I am the biggest nut of them all but that's why all you fuckers love me, right? ๐
2023-08-06 06:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh no! The squirrel at the oak on the corner stole all the NUTS and now there's a NUTS group to try to find the missing nuts, the trees are all up in arms. LOL! This is getting outta hand! ๐
2023-08-06 05:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Things got a little saucy behind the apple tree and everyone keeps getting embarrassed emojis with no context... Spill the T apple tree! We all wanna know what went down! ๐
2023-08-06 03:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Then you just have the old Oak tree with its one-word responses to all texts, K is so fucking generic and we need more to those responses! ๐We need more to it! One-word text just don't do it for anyone!
2023-08-06 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Tree-grams and Wood-chat groups are the forest's hottest trends! The latest word on the stick is that someone sent a dick pic to his boss by mistake when he was behind the willow tree ๐
2023-08-05 20:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I started today wanting to appreciate the small things so I went for a walk, took in all the beautiful nature around me, and thought to myself about what trees would say if they could text each. You know those trees hear the JUICEST gossip! ๐
2023-08-05 18:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Wakey wakey! What's for breakfast, DM me those breakfast ideas! ๐
2023-08-05 15:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Would you let me have the last slice of pizza? Tell me in my DMs ๐
2023-08-05 06:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
It should also be based off of who appreciated the pizza the most, to those who just shove the slice down and don't even taste the flavors they get removed from the list immediately! ๐
2023-08-05 05:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
