LOL! Please don't make me feel alone, share those fucking AW..
LOL! Please don't make me feel alone, share those fucking AWKWARD greetings in my DMs...
2023-08-14 06:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
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Or that person you know - kind of and you go in for a cheek ..
Or that person you know - kind of and you go in for a cheek kiss and they go in for a hug and it turns into that fucking awkward nose bump... Not wanting to get that close!!! 😅 LOL, it's the closest I have come to contact sport, the art of greeting mishaps! 🤣
2023-08-14 04:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostOr when you both go in for a hug and there is just too much ..
Or when you both go in for a hug and there is just too much energy and the hug turns into an unintentional headbutt - whose fault was it? No one, but I bet it was fucking funny to see! 🤣
2023-08-14 00:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostThen there are those times when you KNOW that someone is gon..
Then there are those times when you KNOW that someone is gonna shake your hand, so, you are all prepared for this... I know I don't have the strongest grip, but when someone else does it makes me feel like my hand is a fish flapping around! Trying to strengthen the grip and turning it into an unintentional arm wrestling match! LOL 😅
2023-08-13 20:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhenever you get an intro to someone new, there's that awkwa..
Whenever you get an intro to someone new, there's that awkward moment... Are they gonna hug me hello? I often dive in for a hug and get me with a hand halfway through!! LOL, why does this happen? Got a handshake to the stomach when a friend of mine introduced me to someone 🤣
2023-08-13 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostAs you step into this new day, carry your dreams like a torc..
As you step into this new day, carry your dreams like a torch and light up the path to greatness. Good morning!
2023-08-13 15:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWeb links also don't get the credit they should!! Those litt..
Web links also don't get the credit they should!! Those little legends are like the spaghetti strings of the internet. Connecting the web with all it's juicy info... LOL 🤣 Ok, ok, I will stop! 😜
2023-08-13 05:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostLOL all this hashtag talk is making me think, icons may not ..
LOL all this hashtag talk is making me think, icons may not be a character BUT they are like the alphabet soup of apps! They're little letters packed with some digital tastiness! 😅
2023-08-13 03:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostDamn! It's only hashtags that I can see, unless I am missing..
Damn! It's only hashtags that I can see, unless I am missing something... #waffles! It's like a double hashtag!! LOL!!! At least I can laugh at myself! 😅
2023-08-13 00:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostNow I am going through all the different characters on my ke..
Now I am going through all the different characters on my keyboard to see what else they resemble! Who needs emojis, I wonder if this is how emoji's were born! 😲
2023-08-12 19:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostLOL!!! I JUST realized that hashtags look like waffles! # LO..
LOL!!! I JUST realized that hashtags look like waffles! # LOL! My life has been changed, clearly, I have food on my mind but I can't stop thinking about this. Never did I think that four little lines would look so good!!😅
2023-08-12 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Let go of yesterday's worries, embrace today's..
Good morning! Let go of yesterday's worries, embrace today's possibilities, and set your sights on a future filled with endless potential. Have a fantastic day!
2023-08-12 15:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostLOL! If we had shoes on our hands would we need to worry abo..
LOL! If we had shoes on our hands would we need to worry about hand odour? 😂 These new sneakers are giving my hands the worst smell! OMFG, how would that even get fixed, hand powder might be the thing to save us all... 😛
2023-08-12 04:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostWould crop tops even be a thing if they were worn on hips? O..
Would crop tops even be a thing if they were worn on hips? Or would they just be cute skirts, the upside-down clothes possibilities are endless... LOL, I think life would be way more interesting when if our shirts were cheering for our feet! 😂
2023-08-12 01:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostI feel like that wardrobe malfunction from the other day is ..
I feel like that wardrobe malfunction from the other day is haunting me! I had the most RANDOM dream... Can you imagine if clothes were worn upside down? I am talking pants on the top and shirts on the bottom. LOL!
2023-08-11 20:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐎𝐌 If you wanna follow all my instructions quote #S..
𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐎𝐌 If you wanna follow all my instructions quote #SENSUALDOM in your DMs to get this vid!!!
2023-08-11 17:30:39 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings, superstars! As you wake up to a fresh day, rememb..
Greetings, superstars! As you wake up to a fresh day, remember that you are capable of achieving greatness. Let your actions today bring you closer to the extraordinary life you deserve. Have a wonderful morning
2023-08-11 15:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostI mean you all love my quirkiness, right? Come on tell me wh..
I mean you all love my quirkiness, right? Come on tell me what you think about it in my DMs make my day! 💗
2023-08-11 05:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostSo I kicked off my sneakers, got comfy, and decided being no..
So I kicked off my sneakers, got comfy, and decided being normal isn't a thing anymore. There's no 'normal' mindset, there are different mindsets for us all! So if I wanna talk about how food should be a superhero or what animals should do when they fly then I WILL! Speaking of which, I wish pizza slices could fly into my mouth with a few blinks of my eyes! LOL
2023-08-11 03:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's a normal food order? Something generic? A toasted che..
What's a normal food order? Something generic? A toasted cheese? A tomato sandwich, fuck this is a bit more complicated than I thought. Everyone is so fucking different. What I consider plain could be someone else's out-of-the-norm. Why should we all fit in a generic list? Let's all be WEIRD!!! 😛
2023-08-11 00:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostI think my small talk isn't that bad, I occasionally wonder ..
I think my small talk isn't that bad, I occasionally wonder what squirrels would REALLY do if they could fly. Bringing that into conversation didn't really work well for me though 😂
2023-08-10 20:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostI had this crazy idea that being normal could be cool. So, I..
I had this crazy idea that being normal could be cool. So, I started practicing my 'normal' smile – you know, the one that looks like I just bit into a lemon. I was trying to figure out what 'normal' actually was... Did I miss the class on this? 😅
2023-08-10 18:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostHello there, early bird! It's a brand new day, a chance to s..
Hello there, early bird! It's a brand new day, a chance to start anew. Remember, you have the power to make today amazing. Go out and create your own sunshine!
2023-08-10 15:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostWould the rain change color too, if there was chocolate milk..
Would the rain change color too, if there was chocolate milkshake rain it would be so fucking messy! OMG, can you imagine the car washes every time it rained ALL the cars would be really sticky! LOL, it would be such a disaster if someone left their window open! 🤣
2023-08-10 06:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostLOL, it reminds me of those flavored beans in HP. We would h..
LOL, it reminds me of those flavored beans in HP. We would have a totally different outlook on life! BREAKING NEWS!! A new flavor of milkshake has been found, but only ONE person has tasted it, it has been compared to caramel, chocolate, and heaven. But no one else knows what heaven tastes like! Everyone is in a flat spin to be the happiest version of themselves for the next rainfall! 😍
2023-08-10 05:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostI would just think about unicorns and rainbows and have the ..
I would just think about unicorns and rainbows and have the most magical time running around in the rain with a glass to fill up! LOL, if I froze it would it change flavor again depending on my mood or would it be set to the mood of the day? OMFG if it changed the flavors would be endless!!
2023-08-10 03:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhoever needs to tell us the weather forecast would have the..
Whoever needs to tell us the weather forecast would have the WORST time trying to explain what will happen if it rained! LOL, basically stay fucking positive because if it rains it will probably be a shit storm! 😅
2023-08-10 00:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wake up and feel like you didn't get enough sleep wou..
If you wake up and feel like you didn't get enough sleep would it rain coffee milkshake? I know I would try to get less sleep because that would taste so fucking good! 😋
2023-08-09 20:00:34 +0000 UTC View PostLOL! I watched a super random movie the other day and it tot..
LOL! I watched a super random movie the other day and it totally put my mind in the weirdest place! What if when it rained, it rained different flavored milkshakes depending on our moods? LOL, hear me out, this could be so fucking amazing!
2023-08-09 18:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostToday is already GREAT! Good morning 🥰
Today is already GREAT! Good morning 🥰
2023-08-09 15:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post
