It's not going very well, I was practicing this while on my walk, stood on one leg greeting all the joggers. They were all so fucking confused! LOL! Probably thinking this blue-haired weirdo has fucking lost it! 🤣
2023-08-27 19:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Often I feel like I could learn to be a little more graceful, the elegance of birds and there beautiful feathers is something I can relate to! I have the blue hair that helps me stand out! I just need to practice being as elegant as a flamingo standing on one leg! Tall as can be and flashing a smile at all times! 😉
2023-08-27 18:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Do you have a spark of inspiration for me today? Go ahead tell me in my DMs 💗
2023-08-27 15:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Omg! You freaks get me, the weird way my mind just travels when I think of these random things! I love you all SO much!! 💗
2023-08-27 06:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! Or what about something just creeping it's way up your butt! NO! I didn't want nature to literally become part of me! This is not how it was supposed to happen!! 😅 I love the beauty of nature but not in this way! 🤐
2023-08-27 04:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Accidentally trying anal while going for a bathroom break! Omg, the looks of shock and horror! Surprise!! Something is in your ass and you put it there without realizing! 😲
2023-08-27 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I can't imagine it is great though when you are in the outdoors with someone you don't know. Are they turned on, or is it just fucking cold? Do I make that move or just play it by ear! 😂
2023-08-26 20:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
WHY have I never watched the show Naked and Afraid before now! Omfg, it has two of my loves in it, nature and nudity! WTF, I am obsessed. The sheer balls to do this kind of thing! LOL, literally and figuratively! 😂
2023-08-26 18:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning sleepy head! Let's all take charge and kick today's ass!!
2023-08-26 15:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Or grocery shopping would get too much fucking attention. LOL! Ok, I suppose clothes do serve a purpose. Life would just be so much fucking easier if they were self-cleaning! LOL, or they didn't attract food objects. Licking food off a naked body is way more attractive than sucking sauce from a shirt!
2023-08-26 05:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm pretty sure if I had to do naked yoga in my garden that I would have all the neighbors peering over the walls. I mean downward-facing dog naked is quite the image in my imagination! 😏
2023-08-26 03:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
There are some REAL dangers though... Like, don't cook bacon in the nude! It's just asking for trouble! I personally haven't tried but I am pretty sure bacon fat would have an instant attraction to a nipple, it's very soft skin and it's probably not gonna go down well unless that's something that gets you freaks going 😜
2023-08-25 23:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I also feel WAY more comfortable when I am naked! Not a fucking care in the world, naked jumping jacks are pretty fun! Watching everything get up and go back down. All my muscles get a freeing experience! 😂
2023-08-25 21:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I often think my fashion sense is so fucking unique! I walk around with mismatched socks and sometimes I have an item of clothes tucked into my panties but it seems nudity is becoming MORE popular every day! I am considering being naked more and more!!! Saves on laundry 😜
2023-08-25 18:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 Do you feel the same about me? Quote #CRUSHCONFESSION in your DMs now to get it 💗
2023-08-25 17:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! I messed my coffee down my shirt!! At least my nipples got an energy charge! 😋
2023-08-25 15:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
And this person said, "Are you having a hard time deciding on what's for dinner?" They got a nod in response and then BAM! I think Me N U would be a great menu... LOL!!! It's so bad it's funny! Please tell me the WORST pickup line you have seen, heard, or even given... Send me a DM 💗
2023-08-25 06:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting distracted now! LOL... They were looking at the potatoes, I mean what's so fucking exciting about potatoes? OTHER than the fact that they are fucking delicious?
2023-08-25 04:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
OMG! I know I'm like that overenthusiastic neighbor who barges into your house just to borrow a cup of sugar, except I do it at the gym. Yeah, I'm that guy who turns accidental collisions into impromptu dance-offs. I promise I'm not trying to invade personal space or ask any weird questions! 😋
2023-08-24 22:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I mean why do you hit on someone at the supermarket... We're just out there looking at food, trying to decide what we gonna cook for dinner or if we deserve a sneaky treat this week, and bam out of nowhere someone interrupts that. 😋
2023-08-24 20:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I can ALWAYS laugh at a really bad pickup line, it's something that gives me a giggle and is just a GREAT ice breaker. But the GEM I heard the other day at the supermarket... I can't keep it to myself anymore... It wasn't to me otherwise that poor person would've had me LOL right there and then.
2023-08-24 16:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's all have the best fucking day! Good morning 😁
2023-08-24 15:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The last one, hear me out! Extreme chess, this you have to do while competing in another sport, so you would have footballers yelling their chess moves to people on the side. They gotta dodge opponents from all angles! 😂
2023-08-24 06:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL, what about reverse chess... The goal would be to lose all your pieces first! This way you get outsmarted last! Try to put yourself in harm's way without getting hurt! 😋
2023-08-24 03:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Before ANYONE else gets hurt let's calm down a little bit... Chess charades, so before you make a move you need to act it out to your opponent. LOL, this is waaaay less dangerous and could be so much more fun! 😂
2023-08-24 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's start with the obvious - chessboxing! LOL, so here's how it goes. As soon as you knock off one of your opponent's chess pieces you get to try knock them out! Chess with a warning!! Omg, I am not sure this is for everyone... 😅
2023-08-23 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Chess is such a great sport if you get it buuuut, do you know about action chess? The weird and wonderful ways of introducing chess to the outdoors? 😋
2023-08-23 18:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, sleepyhead! Time to pull down those sheets and start the day 😉
2023-08-23 15:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Yaaaay!!! Thank you, I am feeling the love from all you freaks! You guys are just the fucking BEST! I love you all so much! 💗
2023-08-23 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The last time I hid something on here and none of the guys realized that! Are you really reading what I am saying? Hit like head over to your DMs if I make you all laugh let me know! 😋
2023-08-23 04:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
