Rise and shine, fellow human! Today's mission: spread kindne..
Rise and shine, fellow human! Today's mission: spread kindness like confetti.
2023-09-22 15:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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That must be interesting, why are you headed out of state? O..
That must be interesting, why are you headed out of state? Oh, I broke my dildo need to go out of state to replace it! LOL!! π
2023-09-22 06:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostAlabama residents can legally cross state lines and stock up..
Alabama residents can legally cross state lines and stock up on as many dildos and French ticklers as their hearts desire β the toys just canβt be sold or purchased within the state.
2023-09-22 04:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostI am reading more into this and fucking SHOCKED!! A $20000 f..
I am reading more into this and fucking SHOCKED!! A $20000 fine for anyone who violates this or a year locked up! WTF!!! I don't understand why anyone would wanna do this to others!!!
2023-09-21 22:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostDo you freaks think if I had to go there with a briefcase of..
Do you freaks think if I had to go there with a briefcase of all my toy collection I would be fined on the spot or would they be like "Nah, she's brought them here to the people?" LOL Tell me what you think in my DMs...
2023-09-21 20:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostGUYS!!! I didn't fucking know this but it's illegal to buy s..
GUYS!!! I didn't fucking know this but it's illegal to buy sex toys in Alabama?? What the actual fuck? I mean that's all they get to do there is fuck with no toys!! That's so boring!! All those poor people!! π
2023-09-21 18:05:03 +0000 UTC View PostRise and thrive! Today, you have a date with destiny, but co..
Rise and thrive! Today, you have a date with destiny, but coffee comes first.
2023-09-21 15:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostOMG!! I love you freaks!! Thank you for the fucking GREAT la..
OMG!! I love you freaks!! Thank you for the fucking GREAT laughs today!!! π
2023-09-21 05:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostYou freaks just KNOW I will never need to buy lingerie again..
You freaks just KNOW I will never need to buy lingerie again. NAH!! I will still keep my lingerie there for when I get bored of being nude under my clothes. LOL, it's not necessarily about what it does but what it looks like!! π
2023-09-21 03:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostLOL!! Tornado hits Scottland!! Watch out everyone is gonna b..
LOL!! Tornado hits Scottland!! Watch out everyone is gonna be a complete nudist collony by the end of the week! FUCK YEAH, maybe I shouldn't move to Dildo, I should try see what the land of no under pants is all about!
2023-09-21 00:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostWas this rule decided for EVERYONE?? Like, that's in you don..
Was this rule decided for EVERYONE?? Like, that's in you don't need underpants with something that won't cover your genitals when the wind blows! LOL!! Can you imagine what happens when there's a gale force wind in the highlands?? I would love to see that!!
2023-09-20 19:01:50 +0000 UTC View PostI have a VERY serious question!! How was it decided that you..
I have a VERY serious question!! How was it decided that you should not wear underpants with a kilt... I am sure one of you freaks knows! πSlide into my messages and let me know!!
2023-09-20 18:05:35 +0000 UTC View PostWakey-wakey, time to adult... just kidding! Go back to dream..
Wakey-wakey, time to adult... just kidding! Go back to dreaming about your superhero alter ego.
2023-09-20 15:02:31 +0000 UTC View PostLOL! Well thanks to those of you who went into my DMs and ca..
LOL! Well thanks to those of you who went into my DMs and called me a perv!! I really thought it wasn't that fucking obvious!! Oh well, perv Bambi is always here π Slide into those DMs and send me something to perv over!! π
2023-09-20 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf it happened to someone else and I was watching I would NO..
If it happened to someone else and I was watching I would NOT complain!! I love a sneaky perv! Hehehe, who am I kidding!!! I love all the PERVS π
2023-09-20 04:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostDid you freaks REALLY think I would go out with a skirt and ..
Did you freaks REALLY think I would go out with a skirt and no fucking safety against the autumn windy weather! π€£It would be VERY interesting if I did though... Walking around in the street an accidental flasher comes walking by! SKIRT UP! π²
2023-09-19 22:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostUNLESS you go out wearing a skirt with no PANTIES on, comple..
UNLESS you go out wearing a skirt with no PANTIES on, completely forget this and have a huge gust of wind blow up BAM!!! Bikini bottoms!! Lol
2023-09-19 21:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostLaundry isn't really too bad for me, it only gets awkward wh..
Laundry isn't really too bad for me, it only gets awkward when I am down to a few outfits and zero underwear!!! But you freaks love it when I go nude, so it's all good! π
2023-09-19 18:05:04 +0000 UTC View Postπππππ ππππππ Due to popular demand, Iβve made another amateu..
πππππ ππππππ Due to popular demand, Iβve made another amateur solo video! Quote #SKIRTSQUIRT in your DMs to get it right away! π
2023-09-19 17:30:04 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Today's forecast: 99% chance of coffee, 1% cha..
Good morning! Today's forecast: 99% chance of coffee, 1% chance of adulting.
2023-09-19 15:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis predictive text thing is turning my phone into a little..
This predictive text thing is turning my phone into a little ninja! Seriously, it's like my phone's been practicing its ninja moves in secret. One minute, I'm typing, and the next, it's suggesting words I didn't even know I needed! It's sneaky, it's quick, and it's always one step ahead, just like a ninja on a mission to confuse and amuse! π
2023-09-19 05:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I decide I just don't wanna be in control, we all have ..
When I decide I just don't wanna be in control, we all have those days right?? "Phone, what should I do? And my phone's all, "Flip a coin or take a nap!" It's like having a personal life coach who moonlights as a comedian. π€£ I mean, who needs serious life advice when you can rely on a device that suggests napping as a solution to all problems? My phone's my go-to guru for a good laugh and questionable advice!
2023-09-19 03:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I try to be all cool like, "I'm fine," my phone's like,..
When I try to be all cool like, "I'm fine," my phone's like, "Nuh-uh, you need ice cream ASAP!" It's got the scoop on my cravings. My phone's basically a dessert detective, ready to solve my sweet tooth mysteries. It's like having a sugary sidekick in my pocket, always ready to unmask my true desires.
2023-09-19 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostThen there are other times when I feel like we have a deep c..
Then there are other times when I feel like we have a deep connection... My phone's predictive text is pretty much my psychic sidekick. It started with 'Hey,' but now it predicts my life story. You know it's deep when it suggests 'Pizza?'
2023-09-18 20:01:42 +0000 UTC View PostOh DUCK, my predictive text frustrates the duck out of me, s..
Oh DUCK, my predictive text frustrates the duck out of me, seriously! It's like it's got a personal vendetta against the word I want. It's 'duck' every time instead of what I'm trying to say. I mean, why the duck is it doing this to me? It's like it's got its own ducking agenda! π€£
2023-09-18 18:05:34 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning, champion of the day! May your coffee be hot, a..
Good morning, champion of the day! May your coffee be hot, and your spirits be high.
2023-09-18 15:02:57 +0000 UTC View PostLOL!! Good night you fucking freaks!! Have the most peaceful..
LOL!! Good night you fucking freaks!! Have the most peaceful dreams and I want you all to know I fucking LOVE YOU!!! π
2023-09-18 06:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostSex dolls also fucking fascinate me! I REALLY think I need o..
Sex dolls also fucking fascinate me! I REALLY think I need one just to see what they are like, the logistics behind and if I would enjoy it or not! π
2023-09-18 04:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostMannequins get a FUCK load of attention when they are rockin..
Mannequins get a FUCK load of attention when they are rocking the latest fashion but put them in plain clothes and boom no one stops to think about them or look at their rocking new fit! Fuck, poor giant dolls! BUT I guess the same goes for sex dolls... LOL! Tell me in your DMs if you have ever owned a sex doll and what it was like.
2023-09-17 23:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostI was just standing around minding my own fucking business a..
I was just standing around minding my own fucking business and someone just picked me up and moved me without me agreeing to it I would be fucking PETRIFIED!! LOL, let me just stand here with my fucking arm up! That's all I wanna do! π€£
2023-09-17 19:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
