OMG!!! I didn't think about how uncomfortable it could be if you have balls!! OUCH!! Ok, you freaks with balls don't fucking ride that bumpy road... There are a load more exciting things you could ride 😋
2023-11-14 04:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Riding a bike is fucking fun, ESPECIALLY when you do it on a bumpy road! OMG!! I need to do that every day! 😏
2023-11-14 01:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
WHY THE FUCK should we be normal? Fuck THAT!! I want every fucking day to be an adventure, if it means falling off my bike and trying again I will ALWAYS fucking do it!!
2023-11-13 21:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
NEW day, time to find a new thing to perve over... LOL! Could it be one of you freaks? Who the fuck knows? DM me something extra fucking spicey and let's go from there...
2023-11-13 19:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Every day is a gift so enjoy it and be HAPPY! Good morning!
2023-11-13 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL!!! What's the WEIRDEST thing that has ever turned you on? Keep it fucking decent though, I wanna know something that you freaks think is hot that others might not. DM me your secrets!! 😉
2023-11-13 04:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Grocery shopping with a perve is an exciting experience, what will turn me on next... An eggplant, some firm melons?? Getting shivers looking at all the long hard veggies, clearly, I need a good fucking time... 😉
2023-11-13 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
OK, it wasn't ONLY cucumbers... The peaches even got me going a little... What the fuck is WRONG with me? LOL!!
2023-11-12 20:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Went to the grocery store and got turned on looking at cucumbers, LOL! There MUST be something I can take for that... What do you freaks think? Send me a DM and tell me 😉
2023-11-12 19:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning all you freaks! I hope you have the BEST day today!
2023-11-12 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL!! You have all made my day so fucking amazing! I LOVE it! Thank you all for being here on this amazing fucking ride!! 😉
2023-11-12 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
STOP what you freaks are doing right now send me a nude pic!! I LOVE getting naked pics and you freaks aren't sending me enough!! 😋
2023-11-12 04:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
WHY is nudity so fucking frowned upon, it's the BEST conversation breaker! Being nude throws all the fucking questions out the window... Yeah, they had a great pair of tits, now that's out the window we can chat, without feeling fucking awkward at all!! LOL!!!
2023-11-12 01:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
FUCK! Not the best idea, got a BUNCH of weird looks! LOL! Apparently, a balaclava, socks, and gloves are the way to get yourself into trouble! My bad!! 🤣
2023-11-11 21:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
WHY does winter mean more clothes?! Pretty sure my nipples KNOW when I am getting cold and the less I wear the easier to tell what the weather will let me know... All we need is for our hands, heads, and feet to be warm! 😋
2023-11-11 19:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I LOVE starting the day on a good foot, I don't have a bad foot so I wouldn't know what that's like! LOL 😋
2023-11-11 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! It wasn't just me, there were a few on-lookers watching those magical breast movements! Hehehe, why am I such a fucking perve ALL the damn time? 😆
2023-11-11 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRAMPOLINES are fucking magical ALL the right things move and get me so fucking excited!! Underwear should be optional when using one! LOL! Up and down, up and down! 🥵
2023-11-11 01:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I went to the gym today and caught myself staring at someone on a trampoline. Tits were so fucking perky they only had the slightest bounce even extreme bouncing took place! That bra must have been bounce-proof!!
2023-11-10 20:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post𝐃𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐎 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 BRAND NEW foursome! Quote #DBL-DILDO-4SUM in your DMs to get it right now! @skyeblue @pastelcoffins @mycookiejar
2023-11-10 18:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Sharing some positive energy so you all have a fucking GREAT day! Good morning!!
2023-11-10 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanna hear what you freaks think are hilarious sports lines that are mistaken for a sexual innuendo... DM me, make me giggle, turn me on, who KNOWS what could happen! 😆
2023-11-10 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Last one! I fucking swear!! Penetrating the D-line has to be one of the HOTTEST things I have heard! Really got me all worked up! LOL! 🤣
2023-11-10 04:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Then there are the common ones like stealing third base! LOL! There's no fucking helping my mind at ALL! 😏
2023-11-10 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! If it isn't about ball handling it's about holes! I swear I heard someone say he's eating that number two hole up!! Well, there's goes my fucking mind!! 🤣
2023-11-09 21:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't think I can watch sports anymore... LOL! I ruined it for myself. Tried and failed, the MINUTE I heard them say his ball-handling skills were not that great, that was it for me! 🤣
2023-11-09 19:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy FUCKERS!! How's your day looking? 💗
2023-11-09 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! You freaks are just the fucking best!! Double order of cream for you all! The CREAMIER the better!!!
2023-11-09 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
There's something about hearing a whisper about wanting it extra CREAMY that just sends shivers down my fucking spine!!! Tell me I am not the only one. 😆
2023-11-09 01:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Who doesn't like something wet, creamy, and tasty? We should all start our days like that... The creamier the better! 😏
2023-11-08 22:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
