TBT to a little local show about a year and a half ago where I smoked an entire doobie then had to play chess & trivia simultaneously & if I got the trivia question wrong I was shocked. It was fun & I’ll remember times like these, the whole video is on YouTube the link is here ⬇️⬇️
To everyone who wished me a happy birthday & sent me something, thank you so much from the bottom of my heart. It means a lot to me and I feel very supported here, it’s really cool ♥️ I’m doing my best to reply when I can but im busy often. But I am genuinely trying to reply to you guys. 🙏🏼
Last night was a magical night… I’m so geeked Sam Tallent fucks with meeee & I had a really good set in front of him 🥹✨✨✨✨✨✨ I made so many good connections last night!!
I straightened my hair & hated it. I’ll never do that again lol. But I had the most beautiful day with my 3 best friends 💕 we smoked a fat blunt and walked in the woods & then got a big dinner. Perfect perfect day. (Between me & you guys, I ran bits by them but did it conversationally so they didn’t know I was testing jokes on them, & they laughed ✅)
I’m preforming on Sam Tallent’s show tomorrow and I’m so excited. I feel so blessed 👼🏼🐙♥️
Then also the video quality of this isn’t the greatest but this makes me laugh, I didn’t pick the song & they played it for way too long so I just decided to vibe. The crowd was not fully into it lmaooooo 😂
Hellloooow ☺️ For those of you interested in something a little scandalous here are some pics of me you may find interesting 🤪 No nudity but like, I wouldn’t show this to my grandma you know what I’m sayin? 🍑 included tho hehehe and idk know what “spicy” content means exactly, would this count?? Or should I keep calling it scandalous? Because I like that word 😂
If you’re here for comedy god bless you & DISREGARD!!! I gotchu 🙏🏼🙏🏼
Heyyy here’s a little glimpse of what this past weekend was like 🫧🫧💘 I didn’t record much because I was having so much fun. Heath Cordes absolutely rules & the headliner Mo Alexander was an inspiration to watch. Sorry the video ends so abruptly, and this might be out of pocket but Nebraska has some MILFS for reallll so if anyone is around the ages of 30-55 & is looking for love I suggest taking a gander around ‘braska. Thats the short way to say Nebraska that is really cool & will make you seem like you know about the local culture. So go to a bar and without looking up from your drink, ask a lady how long she’s lived in ‘braska. Then don’t look at her until too long after she answers so there’s a bit of a pause. The conclusions drawn from that pause in a woman’s mind will vary woman to woman, but you’ll learn a lot about her nature & character in that moment. Your welcome 😏😏 okay I’m a little stoned and giggled while I typed this I’m doneee.
Hello everyone 😇 I really appreciate you guys responding to my DM & letting me know what you guys want to see. I can’t reply to everyone but I see you!! I’m heading to Nebraska early af tomorrow for a weekend of shows! I’d love to take you guys on the road with me & show you the hotel & everything ♥️
This is another undedited roast! I had to roast 4 people in one night because I kept winning hahaha so I had legit 7 minutes to prepare to roast Nef Johnson, who is in my opinion, one of thee most talented comedians out of Ohio. I was nervous af because I thought he’d destroy me!! It’s only $3 because I feel like I shouldn’t charge much for jokes I wrote in 7 minutes…idk call me crazy 🤪 But I do have to say, I really like the pug roast & the gap in his teeth one 👀 Hope I make you smile or giggle or somethinggggg love you guys ✨✨✨
Selfies, of an assorted variety. Some with makeup, some without. Aesthetically pleasing & though no explicit nudity, we’re a little flirtatious because that’s my personality ☺️♥️
Hey guys! Happy Friday 🎉 This is unedited, raw 💦💦💦 footage of my 2nd roast battle ever. The first roast I did was when I said a girl was built like a bag of mulch. As time has gone on & I’ve done more roast battles I’ve gotten better at roasting. But this, this raw 💦😩💦 footage comes along with the awkward silences & bombs of some jokes. ME vs. TONY CRUZ ENJOY ♥️😘
Yesterday I got ready, went to Columbus & had dinner with my best friend in the whole world, went to an open mic & had a sleepover. I had my phone off the whole time it was magical :)
Good morning & good Monday 😇 I’m officially snowed in with 7 inches of snow out there ❄️ I’ve been feeling musical recently so here’s a video of me sharing 5 albums I love ♥️♥️ let me know what you think! Recommend me shit!
I know a lot of people keep asking about sexy content & I’ll get a little sexy this week don’t worry ☺️
I’m not gonna lie, I have fun editing videos so that’s what I felt called to do last night. Okay thank you guys much love always ✨✨♥️
Hey Guys! Live from my very fancy garage… some people asked about my writing process so if you care, smoke with me & listen to the ramblings of a crazy lady nerding out about writing. 🤓
I discovered the app I use to edit clips also has a photo feature… Happy New Year everyone 🥳🥳 I’m heading to LA in one week to shoot a comedy sketch✨ I gotta start memorizing my lines and get my acting chops out 😤😤 also, because I just think it’s so funny, after I posted the video of me rapping on Instagram, this man said this 😂
It’s Monday everybody 😇 good morning ☕️☕️ here’s a clip from my set in Youngstown OH where I opened for Heath & Enrique. I’m not too good at crowd work yet, but I’m slowly getting more comfortable interacting with the crowd. I’ll be doing a video of my writing process ON MY NEW PHONE & have that within the next few days. You guys are amazing thank you for supporting me ♥️
Hello everyone it’s fridayyyy ☺️😇 Tonight I’m headed to Youngstown OH, to open for Heath Cordes & Enrique chacon from KT 🤪 2 shows tonight, that should be an adventure. Then tomorrow I’m in Fort Wayne Indiana. Lots of driving, but I’m so excited it’s a 4 show weekend ☺️ I’m also excited because I’m finally getting a new phone!! Monday I’m going to say goodbye to this IPHONE 10 I’ve had for 5 years 😅. It has 1 camera!! You guys are gonna get Leyla in high definition isn’t that great? 😂 I’m just feeling so grateful I’m in a position were I can buy myself a new phone. That’s pretty cool, I’ve needed a new phone for a while but haven’t been able to afford it. This will make clips & reels on Instagram so much better and my pictures and everything. Thank you everyone for your support 🙏🏼♥️ here’s a little bit of how I’m looking post holiday… always get nervous I eat too many sweets so we’re gonna tighten up next week 🤪✨✨✨
Merry Christmas everyone 😘🥳 this was my first time doing a a goofy ass song on stage. This was a cute, small, intimate show & my ex boyfriend and I did this shit at the end. We’re not together anymore but he’s a great comic, Merry Christmas you guys ♥️ I hope this at least makes you smile 😅
Merry Christmas Eve everyone 🥰 last night I smoked, wrote some jokes, and listened to Elite Vessel by Lexa Gates…it was a vibe 😌 I want to show you guys my joke writing process and share with you what I’m working on at the moment! I’ll try to make a video of that this week, if my family will leave me alone long enough for me to do that 😅 everyone is around for the holidays! Regardless, I‘ll have something fun for you tomorrow & Friday. Spend time with your family & relax 😌✨✨ much love always ♥️😘😘🥰
Happy Friday everyone ☺️♥️ Tomorrow night I’ll be heading home after a week on the road. Tonight I’m hosting for Uncle Lazer from Kill Tony 🤪 that’s gonna be a trip lmao. I’m supposed to get a steak dinner with him & his opener before the show…wish me luck! I’ll be happy to be home & have time to write, chill, and plan my next adventure ✨ I’ll be returning to L.A in January 🥳 Lots of comedy content coming up! I got a couple sets recorded and I’m excited to share some jokes I’m working on with you guys. Until then, here’s a little Christmas “treat” 🤫☺️🎄I really like these pictures and hope you do too ♥️
This was yesterday! Day 4 of 7 on the road 🚘 This is just a quick peak into what a typical day on the road looks like for me. Other comics have made fun of me for eating healthy and wanting to exercise 🥹 I’ll go further into my joke writing process in another video ☺️ Tonight I’m doing a show & then an open mic & then I’m supposed to go to a Cleveland comics holiday party. Wish me luck, I’ve realized these Clevland comics are a little bit of booz bags 🤪 much love always 💕💕
Hello everybody it’s Monday 😇✨ I did a bunch of open mics last week & a part of that is trying and failing some jokes 😅 I like to write one liners & one offs, and sometimes…the people don’t fuck with it. Here’s some really stupid jokes that I’ll probably never do again, you guys can let me know if you like them 😂
• I’ve never been roofied. And I’m grateful for that, I’m very grateful for that because boy am I afraid of heights…
• been watching a lot of those prison shows recently…lot of gay guys in straight jackets. I don’t think they’re working though. End of the episode comes around and…they’re still gay!
•You know, some people see a mic stand. I see a midgets stripper pole. It’s all about perspective.
• I think Black widow is the best super hero. Nothing more intimidating than a strong independent woman that “ain’t got no man”. (Read in…*urban* accent?) 🤪
•I take the Bible literally! My favorite story is the one about STD’s…I think it’s called Moses & his burning bush. 🔥
Feel free to use these to make your parents laugh during the holidays lmao. Just remember me when you tell them 💖
Random story I had written in a notebook like 8 months ago 🤓🤷🏻♀️ I have a pair of pants that have the brand name “Minga” on the back, apparently at first glance it looks like the N word lol
I did what I could. This was the longest set I’ve done! Was 27 minutes on stage at a strip club in North Carolina lmao. Rooms like this help me get better. I’m learning how to respond to heckling and get the audiences attention back on me when they get too crazy. This is an OF exclusive clip :) everyone who has tipped me, you are very appreciated and will be receiving a message from me soon 🥰 Love all you guys thank you for being here!
I had the best time in L.A 🥹 I already have plans to spend the whole month of March there & the kind owner of this Airbnb is going to rent me the place for the whole month! Look how coooool this place was 🤪 I know people hate on L.A, but my experience in the comedy scene was fucking dope. Definitely considering living part time there & part time in Austin.
Selfies here first ☺️ getting ready to head to the iconic Ice House comedy club in L.A for the mini special taping! Wish me luck I hope I’m not too awkward 🥰