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merry christmas ❄️🫶🎄⭐️ don’t forget to jerk off to me today ..

merry christmas ❄️🫶🎄⭐️ don’t forget to jerk off to me today ;)

2024-12-25 14:01:49 +0000 UTC View Post

christmas eve livestream starting at 5:30pm EST !! i better ..

christmas eve livestream starting at 5:30pm EST !! i better see you all there ;)

2024-12-24 21:35:59 +0000 UTC View Post

merry christmas eve 😉😉 new holiday video drops tonight

2024-12-24 18:52:31 +0000 UTC View Post

CUSTOM CONTENT CONTEST: WIN EXCLUSIVE PERSONALIZED CONTENT!h..

CUSTOM CONTENT CONTEST: WIN EXCLUSIVE PERSONALIZED CONTENT!
have you always wanted to have your wildest fantasies fulfilled? this is your chance to win a custom 10-minute video, 20 pic photoset, AND a JOI audio of exactly what you've been craving ;) this bundle is $500+ in value so definitely don’t miss out if you’ve been wanting something super personalized from me <3 wanna control every element of your personalized content? here's how:

- TIP $5 for 1 entry: to win a 20-picture photoset and a custom horny JOI audio !! you pick out the lingerie (or none!), poses, any anything else you want included ;)

- TIP $10 for 1 entry: to win a 20-picture photoset AND a 10-minute custom video – both made exactly to your liking. you pick the angles, lingerie, and exactly what i do and say in your custom video ;) plus, a custom JOI audio !!

- TIP $25 for 3 entries: to win a 25-picture photoset, 10+ minute custom video, AND a personalized audio JOI. you call all the shots and receive the EXACT custom content you've been dreaming of ;) anything goes; whatever kinks or special turn-ons will be included, so think BIG

NO LIMITS! so use your imaginations 👀 unlimited entries per person so don't hold back ;)

ONE winner for the FULL length custom video + photoshoot will be picked, but TWO more winners will be drawn and sent a FULL length, 10+ min. extra sloppy blowjob video as a prize for entering <3
EVERYONE who enters this contest will receive an unreleased naked stripping and twerking video once the contest is over! winner will be picked on Sunday, January 5th via OF livestream!

consider this my treat to you for the new year <3 best of luck !!

*custom requests MUST align with OnlyFans terms of service guidelines and be consented to first by me. requests for content i am not comfortable creating will not be made!

2024-12-23 00:20:55 +0000 UTC View Post

im the cutie-est patootie on the block btw

2024-12-21 22:17:02 +0000 UTC View Post

HOLIDAY SQUIRT STREAM EXTREME 🎄💦💦this live was truly one for..

HOLIDAY SQUIRT STREAM EXTREME 🎄💦💦
this live was truly one for the books....my FIRST time ever squirting on camera caught on livestream !! we started out with tons of teasing and showing off my slutty santa lingerie. once things heated up a lil i was drooling all over my tits and playing with them in my top ;) next thing i know it, i'm laid back on my bed, riding my fav dildo; once that stretched my pussy out enough, i had to grab one of the thickest toys i own and make myself squirt, HARD. by the end of the live my whole blanket was soaked with cum and squirt. honestly, i've done a lot of insane depraved horny shit on my livestreams, but this one definitely takes the cake. 5 whole hours of holiday themed hotness, plus my cute pink pussy taking a massive multicolored toy to end the night ;) squirting all over my macbook was def not on my 2024 bucket list, but i suppose everything happens for a reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tip $75 on this post to receive <3 merry chrysler , love miA

2024-12-21 07:22:53 +0000 UTC View Post

guys....i think this goes without saying but i'll just leave..

guys....i think this goes without saying but i'll just leave this here as a reminder: please don't come into my livestreams (or DMs) making demands or acting impolite. i am a very sexy human being who works very hard to make sure that my page is a safe space for all of you to experience tons of pleasure and enjoyment...if you cannot act with respect & decorum i will not hesitate to remind you that access to my content is a privilege and a luxury 💝 be kind

2024-12-21 03:08:02 +0000 UTC View Post

CUSTOM BUNDLES BY REQUEST: i'm always so so happy to put tog..

CUSTOM BUNDLES BY REQUEST: i'm always so so happy to put together personalized bundles for anyone who wants one !! tell me all your kinks, turn-ons, and fantasies and i'll put together something special and custom just for you <3 goes without saying but it will be super discounted too :)

i have soo much content just waiting to be enjoyed that's not even posted to my menu ;) just ask, and you shall receive

2024-12-20 23:51:42 +0000 UTC View Post

why do i look so angry ?? (wrong answers only)

2024-12-20 20:23:02 +0000 UTC View Post

thank you guys for all the sweet wishes and tips and gifts 🥹..

thank you guys for all the sweet wishes and tips and gifts 🥹 i just got out of surgery feeling #woozy and #hawt

2024-12-19 17:38:44 +0000 UTC View Post

dreaming about being kissed and fucked and filled from behin..

dreaming about being kissed and fucked and filled from behind while i fall asleep.... >.<

2024-12-19 07:39:45 +0000 UTC View Post

c'mon...take your pants off ;)

2024-12-19 05:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post

just shared an unreleased anal orgasm video for day 18 of mi..

just shared an unreleased anal orgasm video for day 18 of mia-mas....in case you were wondering ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ !!

2024-12-19 02:12:47 +0000 UTC View Post

GUYS i'm so sorry i'm still streaming but i'll be starting a..

GUYS i'm so sorry i'm still streaming but i'll be starting at 9 >.<

can someone make some memes about how i'm always late to my own lives plz ??? so i feel a bit bettter about it :')

2024-12-19 01:33:31 +0000 UTC View Post

lots of new subs today <3 i’ll be going live tonight & stayi..

lots of new subs today <3 i’ll be going live tonight & staying online afterwards too :) lets chat & get to know one another plss

2024-12-18 20:08:00 +0000 UTC View Post

come stuff my stocking ??? 🎁

2024-12-18 19:18:02 +0000 UTC View Post

hump day livestream this evening !!! be there or be square 😸..

hump day livestream this evening !!! be there or be square 😸❤️🙏

2024-12-18 17:51:12 +0000 UTC View Post

i'm actually terrified to get my wisdom teeth out pls send h..

i'm actually terrified to get my wisdom teeth out pls send help 😁🦷🦷

2024-12-16 20:11:23 +0000 UTC View Post

all custom requests will be sent and fulfilled this week by ..

all custom requests will be sent and fulfilled this week by wednesday 💗💗 my customs are open until then so if you’d like a custom video / audio / photoset made me for this week please request that today !! 🙏

btw babes i’ll be getting some teeth pulled on thursday so expect me to be pretty sleepy & lazy for the next few days :’) i’ll be stuck in bed all weekend

next livestream will probably not be until just before christmas 🥲

2024-12-16 17:26:30 +0000 UTC View Post

hi guys…omfg. that was an INSANE stream: i’ve literally neve..

hi guys…omfg. that was an INSANE stream: i’ve literally never squirted on a livestream before, and i’ve honestly never squirted that hard in my whole life :)) thank you to all who joined and got to play with me <3 y’all spoiled me like crazy & turned me into a mini waterpark !! that was so fucking hot

i’ll be editing a little teaser video of the livestream and sharing it as ppv for anyone who wants to see it !! we were having fun for almost 5 hours straight and it ended in a huge mess on my bed 🤭

2024-12-16 08:56:54 +0000 UTC View Post

MINDFUCK X TITTYFUCK 😵‍💫 tip $34.99 under this post to recei..

MINDFUCK X TITTYFUCK 😵‍💫
tip $34.99 under this post to receive ;)

sometimes JOI alone isn’t enough and you need to see exactly what i’d do to you… you’re lucky tonight, so that means you’re getting extra special treatment: the tittyfuck of your DREAMS that you’ve been begging me for nonstop 🤭 not only that, but i even allow you to cover my tits in cum at the end….as a treat ;)💦

obviously, it wouldn’t be enough just to show you, so i had to include some light reading: captions, spelling out each and every instruction i give you 🤤 this way no matter how braindead you feel, there’s no excuse not to follow my directions perfectly.

how does it feel to be so well behaved that mommy makes you stroke and edge til you can’t hold back ?? pretty fucking good, i hope 😵‍💫 this video is gooners paradise…i PROMISE you’ll shoot the fattest load to this by the end ;)

includes:
- my beautiful smiling face
- lots of domming, praising, light humiliation, encouragement & instructions
- BOTH of my exquisite double d tits <3
- spit, oil, + cum on said tits