Just a quick update while I get the next update ready for you đ. Should be an hour or so. It's a throwback but I believe you will dig this one đ„đđ„
2021-04-01 18:36:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone.  Here are a few pics from yesterday.  Thought I would put them up today.  There are like 60 of them and if you want the complete set, messaged or downloadable, just get me a tip, you decide the amount, and I will send the rest to you. I got dicked pretty good yesterday.  Two huge cumshots.  One on me, one in me.  That is a good day.  I am definitely âDickmatizedâ for sure.  I could use that cock in me right now, but that will not happen at the moment.  Day is fresh though, maybe I will score some jizz one way or the other.  Not holding my breath though if I get lucky, I plan on having jizz breath. Facebook.  Why donât I have a Facebook?  Because all the crazy bastards stalk me on Facebook.  I used to have a Facebook page, but it got stupid.  One of the last things I did when I still had Facebook was follow a guy I met at the Country 500 a few years ago.  I ended up making him show me his dick because he swore he had 9 inches.  He had 9 inches.  I sucked his dick like it was the last meal I was ever going to get.  I destroyed his cock and ruined his balls by sucking his soul out the head of his dick.  He ended up on his ass in the wet grass, blubbering by the time I was done, and then he then followed me around like a ding dong the rest of the day.  He had to be beside me, in my personal space, trying to hold my hand and all that touchy feely stuff.  I just wanted to suck his dick.  I enjoyed sucking his dick.  I enjoyed it so much I put up with him so I could get it stuffed in my guts before I left.  And in my guts, his dick went.  I did wonderful things to my pussy with that penis.  So wonderful I let it leave another pile of jizz in my pussy.  While I was getting dressed, he was messaging me on Facebook.  By the time I got home, he messaged me countless times.  I didnât even read them.  I blocked him.  Then he came at me again with another account.  I blocked that one.  And he did it yet again, a third time.  I deleted my Facebook.  Thatâs why I donât have Facebook.  Facebook gets all up into your personal information and tries to give it to everyone else on Facebook.  So and so should be your friend.  Thanks, Iâll pick my own friends if you donât mind. Someone asked me whatâs the meanest thing I have done to a guy that I was in a relationship with.  Without a doubt, it was fucking his best friend and not stopping when he opened the door and caught us.  My boyfriendâs face was absolutely that of a defeated man, but that only made my pussy wetter.  I shoved his BFFâs cock balls deep in me and told him to cum inside me all within the span it took my boyfriend to grasp what was going on and close the door.  I was serious about letting his balls loose inside of me, and he was serious about doing it.  I didnât clean up after we were done.  I just walked his friend out the front door with my boyfriend, watching him leave while his sperm was still dripping down my thighs.  They didnât say a word to each other.  I, however, said a few things that may have been construed as not really nice.  He quickly said he was very confused about what was going on.  I said I was confused as well.  Confused because I think I might have feelings for your friend because he fucks me so good.  I told him I was already missing his friendâs cock, and he had only been gone a few minutes.  That did not go over very well.  I had to find a place to stay that night.  No, I didnât go to his friendâs house; he was married, kids, all that good stuff.  I stayed with a girlfriend.  Good news is we both fucked boyfriends friend about a week later.  The bad news is, his friend made my friend pregnant.  She had the kid; he had to pay kid support which his wife found out about and she ended up dumping him.  Here is the kicker.  His ex wife ended up marrying my ex boyfriend whoâs ex friend had to not only let my ex move into his house and pay for it, he had to pay kid support to both ladies.  I just kind of ducked my head and quietly wandered off into the world, never to be heard from again.  Oops.  Moral of the story?  I donât know; I donât have morals about sex.  I guess if you're a guy, donât dump jizz into chicks unless you know for sure what the end result is going to be.  It could end up messy and expensive. No, I am not super sentimental, or romantic for that matter.  Just two weeks ago, a guy I have known for a long time said he wanted to tell me things.  Things about how he felt and such.  He started in on it and it got super soft and sappy, almost immediately.  I was like âwhoa⊠knock some of the top there Romeo.  Iâd be happy if you would just fuck my face and tell me Iâm beautiful while your doing it.â  Better yet, kiss me on the lips after you cum in my mouth.  Thatâs my idea of romance.
2021-04-01 14:24:18 +0000 UTC View PostPost fuck 1 update and quickly followed by post fuck update 2. My box is working overtime and loving the workout! Just saying.
2021-03-31 19:41:56 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning, everyone. Itâs Wednesday, Humpday, whatever you prefer to call it. I was supposed to get humped today, but I havenât heard from him, so there may be no humping going on this fine day. We shall see. I need to find a backup cock. I know of one, but I donât know that I want to deal with the person attached to it. His dick is good, but he is such a douche. They counterbalance each other out. This is a video on my 34gg site, which you have access to if you want it, just message me, that is just that. A guy with a great dick that is just a big a dick as his dick. His dick is strong though so I went back for more and more⊠and them some more after that. This video is unedited. No cuts, no tricks, no nothing. From start to finish, this is nothing more than me enjoying a rather large and fat cock. Let me know what you think. I am putting up another video for OFâs but again, feel free to get access to the other one. I was holding a cock in my hand the other day when it ejaculated. About 30 seconds before it did, it expanded in my hand. Literally got about a third thicker than what it already was. It made my fingers spread apart. It got so hard it was like cement, which made his pulse feel like a drumbeat. The head turned bright purple and started dribbling jizz. I swear it looks so painful, especially when I see the rest of your body seize up right before you cum. His balls didnât suck up inside him, but started up the side of his shaft. Then they started pumping, his dickhead got even bigger and more angry looking, and he shook and boom. A river of sperm erupted from his tiny little cum hole, which was now the size of a fat straw. His jizz covered my tits. I put a picture of it up in an earlier post. I tell you this because this is what I am going to be thinking of when I get myself off later today. The biggest turn on of the whole thing is that I did that to his body. I made his cock into a cement log. I made his balls suck up on the sides of his cock shaft and I made them pump his sperm onto my tits till there was none left. I love knowing that I can do that to a manâs body. As you already know, I really love knowing that I can take a part of his body from him and make it mine. Anyway, that is my jack-off material for later on! I am a road rage driver. I always was. I used to yell âPick a fucking lane, dickhead!â when my mom pushed me around in the grocery cart. Apparently, I am the only one on the entire planet that knows how to drive correctly. Just saying. Am I the only one who masturbates because I get bored? Sure, I do when Iâm horny, but sometimes it just seems like something constructive to do. Just asking for a friend. They asked me why I hang around certain people, even though I know they are complete assholes. The dick. I get dickmatized. I get put under a spell by the magical penis and it controls my life and I hang around for nothing more than the dick. If you have a magic penis that lights my vagina on fire, I will literally put up with a ton of shit just to get access to it. I have actually begged guys to let me remove the sperm from their balls. Not because I want to make them happy. No, not at all. But because I want to make myself happy by impaling my guts with his penis. I could care less about their feelings or lack thereof. I will pretend to care if the dick is strong enough. Sadly, there is no substitute for a live hard cock. No plastic, rubber, silicone, whatever, cock will ever replace a real one. So, I will continue begging for penis even if I have to beg douche bags to slip it in me. Now you know why! I once had a guy tell me his dick was so good I would be making him a sandwich afterwards. Ended up my pussy was so good he made me a sandwich. Just saying. Catch you all again in a bit!
2021-03-31 19:15:05 +0000 UTC View PostJust a short video for you. I will have more tonight so watch for it. I will be putting a video up for 34gg that won't be on Only Fans so make sure you check that out as well. I would love to put it on OF but I can't. But, again, if you want access just message me and I'll make sure you have it at no cost, no tricks, no upsells. As long as you keep your sub up here you will have free access there. Catch you all in a bit!
2021-03-30 19:47:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Somebody wants my Twix... Ain't gonna happen Rude Dude Rudy đ
2021-03-29 17:03:16 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick update with a short workout video. I donât know why but it seems like it would be hot đ„ if a guy or several were jerking off and cumming on me at random times. I just have this image of hard cocks being worked over and dumping warm sticky sperm on me. Sounds like a good time to me but I am a weird one. Catch you all in a bit đ. Remember if you like it tap that like button so I can start getting my numbers back on track. â€ïž
2021-03-29 16:04:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Didn't get much as far as photos go from the beach but I did get this one đ like it if you do đđ»đ
2021-03-28 22:45:45 +0000 UTC View PostHere is a video that I did with @deauxma in San Antonio TX. We did it on a ranch that had 600 acres, so we had a ton of privacy. This is the weirdest video I have ever made. It was definitely fun without a doubt. However, fun videos have a way of not being fan favorites. This is probably to the point of weirdness that it will not be a fan favorite. I have had this video for years now and never put it up because it really isnât your standard porn. Itâs quite odd. But once again, if I had to pick a video that was the most fun to make, this one would be in the top 3. Let me know what you think, I am curious to how it goes over. Remember, I lost a lot of videos to the OF purge and most of my likes went with them so if you dig it, like it for me! Tats. I am a fan of well thought out tats. However, I never really thought any of mine out, but overall I donât think they came out too bad. I would never cover myself in them. I donât see the point. I saw this video and I have to admit, some of them may have gone overboard. Not that some of them arenât hot, certainly not saying I wouldnât do them, just saying I wouldnât do what they did. Check it out and see what you think. Those of you reading this on OnlyFans wonât be able to see it, but if you want access, simply message me and Iâll get it to you. Alright, donât read any further if you donât want to hear me bitch. Some ding dong wants me to join her happy club, and I declined, which made her not so happy. So, fair warning, the rest of this is me ranting it out. Exit now if you donât want to see it. I have a chick who has a shit ton of followers on Social Media. She is lecturing me on being nicer. Lol. Me, being nicer, now thatâs fucking funny. First, I donât think Iâm mean at all. I do talk before I think, but at least you know you are getting genuine thoughts and not pre-planned strategically thought out canned responses. I think I am as authentic as you will find on here. I donât like bullshit as much as the next person. You know, âLook at me, Iâm squirting for twenty seconds and its nothing but girl cum!â No you're not. Youâre p!ssing all over the fucking place. Itâs going to stink if you donât get some serious Clorox on it, and fast. Or the ever popular âI love everyone, everyone should just love each other.â Except me, I am the exception. You are allowed to hate me. Apparently I am the Anti Christ of love. These people are so full of shit itâs a wonder it doesnât drool out of their ears. I just want to be honest with you. Not every day is a wonderful magical day. Sometimes shit sucks. I donât love everyone. Hell, I donât love more than a handful of people. I probably love more dogs than I do people. Truth be told, I am more likely to be in love with the cock than I am the guy attached to it. Some of them I donât even like, but the dick trumps that. Look, Iâm not saying I donât like you, just saying I donât want to hold everyoneâs hand and sing songs together. I got shit to do. Important shit. Like getting dicked, hitting the swamps, bouncing the Jeep off sand dunes, getting more dick. I donât have to love you to be your friend. I donât even have to like you. As long as I respect you, I can be your friend. I respect people who are straight forward and donât waste my time with BS and drama. I lose all respect the second I see people selling the âI love everyone and wish everyone the happiest and most wonderful thoughts and well being ever!â Bullshit. Next time someone cuts you off, let me know if you still want to buy them a birthday cake. You know who does that shit? Unhealthy people. Mentally unhealthy people. They need to convince you they are happy and healthy. They do this by telling you how much they love you and care for you and would send you the winning lottery numbers if they could. But, fuck it, if it makes you feel happy listening to that crap, Iâm all for it. It just wonât be from me. Nauseates the fuck out of me. I guess because I know itâs a complete fraud. I know these people, they would run you over for a loose dollar bill. No matter what they tell you or sell you on its complete and total fraud. But again, we all like to be sold on something, Iâm no different. I like people seeing me and saying nice things, I really do. Even if they donât mean it. But I like to think I earn compliments. I donât like to be told Iâm a fat old cunt. That sucks, I get it. I never do that to people, but I donât back down either. You say something I disagree with like everyone should get a trophy for just showing up and Iâm likely to say they shouldnât. If you want everyone to be happy, start helping the people who need it the most in third world countries. I donât care about dumb shit like women getting equal pay in soccer or football or whatever you call it. Join the menâs team. They can join the womenâs teams if they change their pronoun. Change your pronoun and step up to the big boy league. Fuck, where am I going with this? I donât have a clue. I just hate being told what to do or think. Actually I hate being told how to manipulate you, the consumer, which to me is just another dirty trick to relieve you of your cash without having to earn it. Look, I know how to screw things up just fine all by myself, I donât need ding dongs instructing me on how to do it. Sheesh, as long at that was it went super fast. I feel better now. Warm fuzzy bunny better. Now fuck off while I get something to eat. Just kidding. Kind of. Still kidding. Or am I? Catch up with you all in a bit!
2021-03-28 20:12:30 +0000 UTC View PostQuick post before the next post with myself and Deauxma. Heading to the beach this morning with Julia to see what we can get into or better into me đ
2021-03-28 14:31:07 +0000 UTC View Post
New post up on 34gg. As you know I can't put a lot stuff up on here anymore so it has to go there. I'll post the post and put some pics I took today. If you like them and want the all, 53 in total just tip me whatever you feel is good and I'll get them to you. If you want to see the video and you are reading this you do have free access to it. No charge, no gimmicks. As long as your sub is active you can see all of them vids and pics I can't put here. All the new stuff I do coming up next week will be here as I will make sure I have everything in order to meat the new rules. So here you go! Enjoy the pics! Let me know what you think and hit the like button for me! I lost a bunch of likes when they pulled all my stuff down! Hello everyone. How are you doing now? Good, now shut up and watch this video. If you donât you will end up just like this guy, so do as I say or will do as I did to him. Pehgging videos ( have to spell it wrong, it's a bad word apparently. Used to make them all the time. Hard to find guys to do it. Tons of guys love it, but not too many are keen to be on video for all the world to see. I have written about boyfriends who said they would never but then ended being my little butt bitch. You never know until you try! Look, I have serious IBS issues⊠Insanely Big Strapon issues, that is. If we are going to do it, we are going to do it. Your ass is going to be whistling in the wind for a few days. I like a guy who can take a eight incher to the hilt. Not many can. I canât. I am a four to five incher and thatâs all I need, all I can handle, but itâs enough to blow my mind with a brain altering cum. Enjoy the video. Let me know what you think in the comments. Donât be shy, I know this isnât for everyone but keep an open mind. I never say never. I am more of a letâs see how it goes kind of girl. Is it just me or is this Dr Fauci guy an idiot? Just asking. Is it just me or is this Cuomo guy an idiot? Just asking. Is it just me or does everyone pick on Florida and then want to move here? Just saying. The pain in the ass weather lady on Fox 35 who blocked me on Twitter for letting her know she sucks just announced that there is the possibility of violent tornadoes. Is there any other kind? Do they make gentle tornadoes? Are some tornadoes more grumpy than others? Again, just asking. I need to pay more attention to the news, but I swear nothing really ever changes. Just the names change. Trump was a horrible person with his policies on the border. Now itâs Biden who is a horrible person with his policies on the border. Trump was not fit for office. Now Biden isnât fit for office. Itâs a never-ending cycle. Then they send me free money and take it back every quarter when I pay my taxes. I literally just deposited my stimulus check into my tax account. They will get it back in April. I want to fuck a cop. Everyone knows that. More specifically, I want to fuck a hunky cop that pulls me over. If it ever happens, the most important thing is I swallow his jizz. I donât know why, but it seems like a must do. I guess if he put in my guts with a creampie that would be OK. It just seems better if he drools it down my throat. I am saying this because I saw a hot ass cop at the Wawa last night on Ridgewood. Eating on the hood of his car. Iâd like to dine on his dick. Just saying. Fuck, I love a good-looking dude. I can almost smell their balls and taste their dick. Probably not what you were thinking but I imagine some of you look at chicks and think âI just want to inhale her scent.â Or maybe Iâm just fucking weird. Could be a little of both. I have a fan here from the Charlie Horse. The Charlie Horse is my fave place to eat. I go there all the time. Well, not so much now. Spring breakers are in full force and jamming up the restaurants. He hasnât said hello when Iâm there, but he has on here. Look folks, unless Iâm with kids or a group larger than two or three, feel free to say hi. Donât be goofy about it. Like jump up and down and yell, âIâve seen all your porns!â But say hi. I donât bite and neither do the guys or the girls Iâm with. The dogs⊠well your one your own with them. Rudy is just as likely to bite your fingers off as he is to let you pet him. Donât feel singled out. He does that with me. The snide bastard. I am going to be watching porn tonight. Itâs been a while since I just sat down and watched some good old-fashioned porn. Not the weird shit. Just hot dudes sticking dicks in hot chicks. I start on Twitter. I look at all the hot chicks and try to figure out who they are. Porn chicks these days are not like they used to be. You knew who Jenna Jameson was. You knew who all the porn chicks were. Nowadays, who fucking knows. They are still hot. Just an anonymous face getting her pussy plowed. I think Iâm in the mood for anal creampies. Iâll see if I can find a compilation of that. I like compilations. My last one was of chicks swallowing sperm. They finished the job, no help from the guy, and sucked it all out. No spillage. No open mouth. Just hot chicks sucking sperm from testicles and swallowing as fast as it cums out of the tip of the dick. I was on kick with that. I was sucking jizz from any balls I could get my hands on. I like knowing that I am removing it from his testicles and drinking it into my body. Making it mine. Part of me. Fuck. I gotta go. Itâs porn and toy time my friends so catch you later!
2021-03-27 01:18:21 +0000 UTC View PostFriday is here. My date canceled on me. I have no backups. I am flying solo. So, when one flies solo, one breaks out the toys. I figure I wonât be getting bred tonight like the shameless breeding whore I strive to be, so no worries about shoving a large toy up my guts and stretching that sucker out. Plus, I have been wanting to use this big old wand for quite a while now, so what better time than right now. So, if you want to see what it really looks like when a girl cums, this is the video to watch. Nothing fake, nothing way overacted, no epileptic fish out of the water crap, just what it really looks like when a chick cums. Now you know. I went back and watched this video after I shot it. I had a girlfriend do it for me. She expressed interest in seeing what I do online so I offered her the chance and this is what I ended up with as the end result. Not too bad for a first timer, if you ask me. Very steady hand. Guys always shake around because they always end up rubbing their dick. She was steady, like a rock. I am not supposed to tell you this, but she got turned on. She thinks she isnât gay, but she admitted she got turned on. I told her to get herself off so I could watch. She wouldnât do it. I offered her all my toys but still she said no. I left her alone in my bedroom for ten minutes and she came out red faced with fuck me hair. She got the job done, I would say. Then she went home. Said she was embarrassed and thought she went too far. I was like whatever lady; you havenât even reached the starting line of going too far, much less crossed it. Still, she left. She texted about five minutes ago and asked me if I want to go out to eat with her tonight so it canât be all that bad. I think her curiosity is getting the better of her. I hope so. I could always use another partner in crime. Anyway, enjoy this video. It was made less than an hour or so ago, so it is the most current video I have up to date. Until the next video goes up⊠then it will be old news! Catch you all in a bit!
2021-03-26 17:57:11 +0000 UTC View PostThere is a reason I posted this video, but I am going to tell you about it tomorrow. I am in need of a shower, some food, and then some sleep. I got to get my rest as tomorrow is "Fuck me Friday" and I already have sever prospects of dicks I want to do awful things to with my kitty. So, catch up with you later and see you in the morning! https://onlyfans.com/u125291845
2021-03-26 02:37:47 +0000 UTC View PostSo, you want to move to Florida. Sunshine, Beaches, Bikinis, Babes, Booze. Not so fast Chuckles. Florida isn't Fantasy Island and that isn't how it goes down here. Don't believe the TV shows or movies. Sure, it has beaches with babes. It also has Rattlers and the season has just begun. And it's begun early. I didn't expect to see Canebrake's for another month but here they are. Three today. I will probably see more tomorrow. Not something you folks who move from Maine are likely to see up there but here in FL, better be careful when you let Fluffy out in the back yard. Look, I live for this stuff. I am completely fascinated with animals in the wild just like I am with dick. I can't get enough of either one!
2021-03-26 02:34:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, there is a post coming, I am just behind the curve a bit today... had a little excitement. You will never, ever, not in your wildest dreams guess what that was. Go ahead, give it a try... you will be wrong! Just saying. On top of that I do have a video for you that includes a dick, balls, and sperm. So give me an hour or so and I'll have it up!
2021-03-26 00:47:40 +0000 UTC View PostWednesday it is. Me here with a wet box and not a dick in sight to fuck. Such is life. Someone asked me about my new trainer. He hurt his neck and I havenât seen him for a month or longer now. Out of sight, out of mind. I donât need any trainer advice, I just wanted the trainerâs dick. Is that too much to ask for? There are two things in life I have wanted to but have never been able to do. Drain a cops testicles down my throat to get out of a ticket and fuck my personal trainer. Honestly, is that too much to ask for? I think not. So, because of the lack of available penis, it will force me to use the tools of the trade. A clit sucking vibrator, honestly, I donât know what I would do without it; I love it that much, and a fake vagina invader aka the infamous dildo. So check out this video, I actually got a reasonably decent cum out of it. Not one of those fake epileptic, fish out of water, p!ss all over my furniture cums that seem to be so popular these days. Just a good old-fashioned vagina wetting O. I have a pretty good video going up on my personal site, which once again you have access to, no charge, no upsell, just have to be a member here. When your membership expires here, it expires there. That simple. If you donât have access, just let me know and Iâll set it up for you. I do actually have some videos with other girls and one guy scheduled. Finally, after what seems like forever, it seems people are getting more comfortable moving around. So, hopefully, shooting is back on. Or at least it seems to be starting up again. Should be fun. Actually, I have two guys, hopefully one will be this week. The other will be early next month. If you are a fan who wants to be in a video and can send a video of yourself auditioning naked and doing weird things, and be able to show up with a clean health test, as in sexually, in Daytona Beach or reasonably close, I am wanting to start my âShut Up & Fuck!â series again. So hereâs your chance to be a star Mr! Nope, there is no pay for anybody including myself. We do it for fun and for all to see. Your face doesnât have to be in it, but the rest of you does.
2021-03-24 20:32:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I probably never showed you my Jeep properly. You know with a shit ton of super sexy tits staring at you while you check it out. Lets fix that! @modelmelissalyn @deauxma @cascaakashova Sorry about the white titty bars... I can't show nudity in places where it is possible that others might have seen the photo being taken
2021-03-23 23:34:54 +0000 UTC View Post
So, someone asked me about girlfriends today. As in gay girlfriends. Have I ever been madly in love with a chick? Absolutely yes. Except I fall for them for the wrong reasons. Mostly the pussy. The pussy is my weakness. It blinds me temporarily from everything else. I see a girlâs ass up in the air, I can smell it, almost taste it without even tasting it if you know what I mean. I have to have it. I happen to have some photos of my first real girl crush. The one you are seeing is not her it is @deauxma . I can't put Jade up here, I don't have a photo of her holding the model release. Actually, I have tons of photos of her. Crush is the wrong word. For a while I thought this girl was my forever partner. Of course a dick woke me up from that dream with a hot splash of sperm across my lips and I was back to reality. But for several months I was all in with Jade. She was strictly chicks, no dick. She hated dick. Used to look at me funny when I broke out a dildo. But man, did she have the greatest asshole to sink your tongue into followed up closely with a perfect pussy. I dreamed of this pussy and she was sleeping right beside me. I would wake her up in the morning by licking it. I can still taste that tangy, musty taste she would have in the morning. She would complain she wasnât âfreshâ but give in and let me lick her till she gushed all over my tongue. I loved licking her when she wasnât âfreshâ, she had that smell, that sweet sweaty smell, and it drove me wild. What I would give to just take a deep inhale of her box with her on all fours, ass in the air, just like I used to. Things went well for a while. She could get me off, but not all the time. She was more into getting herself off and she knew I was all about making about her cum and she exploited that. I was OK with that. She was talking about saying the partner vows. That was the thing back when gay marriage wasnât allowed everywhere. I was considering it. But then Rick stuck his magical penis in vagina, dumped a massive clump of sperm in my womb and turned me back into a babbling cock whore. I tried to stay with her and ravishing her body was one of the greatest adventures of my existence, but it wasnât enough. I told her I was back on the dick and she went mental on me. I tried to reason with her. I would have stayed if she could have just figured out Rick had nothing to do with the equation. He just happened to own the dick that I needed a couple times a week. I wanted her but I need Ricks dick. So we split up and I spent inordinate amounts of time draining sperm from Ricks balls into my tummy. No regrets. I do miss her but only sexually now. I have no idea where she is or what she is up to but I would do her again if she let me. Anyway, Jade was my first real girl love/relationship.
2021-03-23 23:30:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, I wear hair extensions, without them I simply look like this. Never had great hair, gave up on it years ago. Anyway that was a question asked of me and now you know the answer. Sometimes I take pics without the extensions in, sometimes I don't. Just depends on how I feel that day. Here are the days that I don't feel like putting them in. Only takes 5 minutes but I'm a lazy fuck. I did just put a post up on my personal site, which all have access to, no cost, you just need to get with me to get logged in. I would love to put it here but I don't have a photo of her holding the release, just the ID. So those of you who go there, enjoy, I assure you that you have never seen her before anywhere. I put another cool little video up there as well so check that out and let me know what you think! I will post here again tonight so watch for it! Brooke
2021-03-23 22:19:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning everyone! Here is a set of photos very apt for the day of tits, Tuesday that is. I refuse to call it Titty Tuesday. That annoys me for some weird reason. I do not know why. But that is here nor there. What is important is that there are nude pics of me for you to see. I have a ton of these pics and if you like them and want more simply tip me something; you decide how much, and I will send you the rest via message or via a download link, whichever you prefer. The download is full size and all that good stuff. Print them out, jerk your dick and blow a load on them. If I had a dick, that is what I would do. Just send me pictures of the end result, that is all I ask. Speaking of cum. How do you know if a chick is into cum you may be wondering? I can tell you she doesnât like it at all if she has to tell you how much she loves it. I canât count how many girls on porn sets I have seen swear to the camera about how much they love jizz and then run to the bathroom gagging all the way there. Some girls even hate having it left inside of them. I have seen girls cry over that. So, how does one know? If you find her playing with it, sticking her finger in it and swirling it around⊠you got a keeper. If she sticks her finger in herself after you have left a lump of jizz in her and tastes it⊠you got a keeper. Is she swallows it in beat to the pumping of your balls⊠you got a keeper. If she licks it up off of you without asking⊠then marry her. Like so many things, itâs the girls that donât talk about it that are the ones who are the true cum guzzlers. I never remember telling some guy while Iâm blowing him how much I love sperm. I am too busy trying to get it out of his balls to worry about things like that. It was the smell of it that first got me hooked on cum. I remember way back when the first time I saw it; it was on my fingers, and I could smell it. It is a unique smell and I couldnât stop inhaling it. Iâm sure that guy was like what a freak, but I didnât care. It may have come from his body but I worked it out of him and now it was mine to do with what I wished and I wished to smell it. I want to say I licked it, I would think I would have but I really canât remember that detail but I know I was swallowing before most chicks got to first base with guys. So many years, and so many loads later, sperm still has the same appeal. Probably something instinctual, but who gives a fuck why, lets just enjoy the ride. I do admit though when I see a guys balls and touch them, lick them, squeeze them, I know I am going to be taking something from his body, his balls to be exact and place it inside of me to become part of me, that is massive vagina drenching stuff for me. Fuck, getting myself worked up so enough about cum. Moving on. Guys ask me for advice on how to get their girlfriends to fuck more. I donât really know. I donât know why they wouldnât in the first place. Whatâs the problem? Does it hurt or something? Is there something wrong with them, are they sick? I am not sure why some chicks like to fuck and others donât. I wouldnât put up with a guy not wanting to fuck, so I donât blame you for not putting up with them. Sex is important to me. I am not the same person if I donât get bred properly at least several times a week. Itâs healthy stuff, the body needs it. I have always said even if a chick hates having sex she has to understand that other people donât feel that way and itâs not healthy for them mentally and physically to not have it. So she can jerk him off, suck him off, titty fuck, do whatever, but if she really loved and understood her dude, she would make sure his balls are empty. 10 to 15 minutes every other day is all it takes. Get good at it like I am and you can knock that down to 5 minutes. The argument doesnât work that is he loved me he wouldnât ask for sex but just love me for who I am. You are asking a person to give up what is basically a physical and mental necessity because you chose to do so for yourself. Which is why I donât care about cheating with married people. If she was doing her job at home, he would be at home and not emptying his future babies down my throat. Just saying. Itâs not my job to morally police the marital institution. I am not fucking anyoneâs husband to steal him away. I am simply using his penis which is obviously being under utilized at home. They can have their men back and should thank me because I assure you when Iâm done with their penis they will be much happier for the rest of the week. Just saying. Catch you all a bit later today! Brooke
2021-03-23 15:17:08 +0000 UTC View PostSorry about the late post, but I am a busy beaver⊠literally. I just wish my beaver was actually more busy than me being as busy as my beaver. Wait⊠I donât know what the fuck Iâm saying here. You get the point. So, letâs get down to it. My BBC weekend. As some of you may know, I had a date on Saturday with a new guy; he is local, was super excited about that. He is 31, 6ft 5â, very athletic, very handsome, maybe a little to socially adept for my tastes, I kind of like to slum it at the Olive Garden he is 4 and 5 star cuisine. Neither here nor there. What matters pops out of the pants. And I popped it out of his pants⊠after like four hours of trying for fuckâs sake. I thought he was trying to avoid slipping it in me but turns out he doesnât feel comfortable jamming his dick in chicks guts on the first date. I needed my guts jammed by a massive black cock so I said fuck his feelings and worked him hard till he finally jammed his hard dick in me. I brought him home, something I donât normally do, the whole stalker/serial killer thing. You get it. So, I made out with him on the couch, sat on his lap, made out some more. His dick got hard as a rock, so I stood him up and pulled his pants down and boom. 8 inches of dark meat for my dining pleasure. Big balls, enormous balls, Iâm thinking I hit the jackpot. He is groomed to perfection, has a perfectly shaped cock, itâs fat, itâs long, just right for destroying my pussy. All I could think about was how fucking stretched and loose Iâm going to be when heâs done with me, and that made my box gush juices I didnât even know I had. I started licking his balls and slid my tongue up the bottom of his shaft and then I felt him tense and he dumped a massive load of sperm in my hair. No warning, no indications, just a hot messy load of jizz in my hair and on my forehead. I was at it for thirty seconds, if that. He was happy as fuck, I was like WTF? I said, âYouâre going to get that thing hard again, right? I mean in then next five minutes or so?â He was like, no, Iâm pretty much a shot man. Ah, fuck. Again? I feel like this is becoming a trend these days. So I gave him a break and went at his dick again, popped it in my mouth and magically it was rock hard again. I knew his dick better than he did and Iâd only known it a minute or so. So, not let my vagina down a second time, I took him to the bedroom, hopped on top and slipped that fucker inside of me. It was pure vagina pleasure. It felt so fucking good and I started sinking it to the balls when I felt it dump a load of jizz in my guts. I mean, now Iâm fucked off. A minute, I got a minute of him breeding me like a black bull champion and then pffttt. Again, he thought he was a hero. I didnât seem right to ruin his night, so I patted him on the head, got him dressed, thanked him for the skillful fuck, and sent him on his way. Now I am getting texts all day long wanting to know when we are getting back together. I donât have the heart to tell him when he had fucked enough chicks to last at least five minutes, we got a deal. So, that was my night. Not saying it wasnât fun. Itâs always fun scoring a kill when it comes to getting dicked, but to say it wasnât a let down as well, that would be a stretch. He has such an impressive body and a perfect dick⊠one would have thought he would have been better at using it. Too good to be true, I guess. So, Sunday, my old friend, another owner of a rather long but more than impressively fat, called me to see what I was doing. I told him I was going to be doing him and that is just what I did. I went to his hotel, got his massively fat cock jammed into my womb and he bred me like he wanted me to have his kid. I squirt uncontrollably with him. His dick has that effect on me. Not the p!ss squirt that flys out everywhere, but that steady stream of girl sperm that just drools out of me. Thank all that is holy for his cock. I needed to get fucked into a sloppy, drooling bimbo badly. He left me gaped with sperm running out of me for the next few hours. My car seat is in need of a cleaning. There is nothing like the feeling of getting bred by a man with a cock that he knows how to use. I glow for hours and I love that stretched throb my pussy gets for the next day. It just makes me want to do it all over again. If only the first guy knew how to do that to me, my weekend would have been one for the books. Anyway, that was my weekend. Sorry it took so long to get to, but when the roof leaks, the roof leaks and it has to be fixed. I told a guy earlier that leaking roofs are like life insurance. The longer you wait to deal with it, the more expensive it gets. I did however find the time to take a break and get fucked on Sunday. I wasnât passing that one up. @dfwknight Catch you all later! Love ya Brooke
2021-03-23 02:27:53 +0000 UTC View PostTried the voice thing so see if you can hear it and let me know.
2021-03-22 17:08:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I would stop and do a whole post but I am exhausted from working on my roof. Actually the roof was easy peasy 1 2 3. But, apparently hanging drywall on ceilings is labor intensive. Who knew? My neck and back now know. I have hung drywall before but not the ceilings. And, the people who did the ceilings had a jack that put it up which when I looked in my toolbox, sadly, I didn't have one. So I did the stand on the ladder put it up, hold it with my head and with one hand while I attempted to sink screws with the other. It wasn't pretty. I broke the first piece and had to go back and get another. Suffice to say, as much as I enjoy a good dick in me as much as the next person and I could have one, I am just going to sit down and stare at the TV. Enjoy the pics of me in my house when my sunroom roof had seen better days. Wait... I just though of something. I need to start a GoGiveMeMoneyFund or whatever they call it these days. I need to write out a horrible story of how pathetic my life is and now my roof has fallen down and my dogs need surgery and my car doesn't run and I have some weird disease and my depression is flaring up along with whatever else is wrong with my head and now my vagina doesn't work so I can't make money. Send me all your cash because I need it more than you do. Guys, I have seen at least a dozen porn chicks scam people out of their hard earned money with these fund me schemes. Don't believe everything you read from these people. I have witnessed the deception first hand and it's hard to swallow. They could just be swallowing cum for cash instead but apparently that's work and they don't like work. Pay me to swallow jizz? Where do I sign up? Wait, I know where to sign up and I already did. I'm a smart girl! Catch you all later!
2021-03-22 00:04:41 +0000 UTC View Post
been quiet for the last day or so, I know, but life has a way of kicking you in the teeth now and then and you got to pick em up and put em back in and keep biting back. I'm talking about a roof leak. Not to worry, I am on it. To save time just assume that I am an expert roofer and I am never wrong. That might be a stretch but for now, it's what we got and that will have to do. Shitty part is it's still raining and that is making it all the harder to repair. Fuck the tarp thing. This isn't the Beverly Hillibillies going on over here. I'm fixing this motherfucker. I got backup. Youtube and the dummies at Lowes or HomeDepot. So, with that my friends, I say wish me luck and till we meat again, may it be soon! Now where is that fucking tube of sticky shit? If nothing else I get to wear flannel and short shorts... because after all I am a working girl đŠđđŠ
2021-03-21 16:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostGood afternoon everyone. Hope all is well. I was going to post content this afternoon and this evening, but I have an unexpected date with a large black penis. Yay for me! Yay for my pussy even more! I was going to fuck this guy on video for you today, not the big black penis, but my current kind of fuck toy now and then. However, the big black penis has dibs on my pussy and that is just the way it is and has to be. My fucktoy better hope I donât fall in love with his dick because this guy is local. Out with fucktoy and in with big black penis. He gets what he gets for now and my pussy isnât something he is getting tonight. If I get fucked stupid, he may never get it again. Kind of mean, I know, but there is no arguing with my box. So check out the video, he left a pretty good cum shot on my tits and though it would have felt better in my guts, Iâm saving it for some fresh black cock sperm. I will keep you posted, my hopes are high! Also, I apologize about the filter on the video. He must have turned it on somehow and it made everything plastic smooth, which is the norm these days but something I hate. I wish I could delete the damn things from the camera. Anyway, enjoy my plastic skin. @u125291845 I did put a post on my blog site so if you have access to that check it out and let me know what you think of it. I am able to do more there than I am here, so itâs a bit more edgy and hardcore. It has the content I had to remove as well as some other stuff. Anyone who subscribes here has access to it at no cost so email me at milftyer gmail and I will get you a password. You can message me as well. Keep your fingers crossed for me, lets hope I get fucked so good I canât remember my name and I wander around aimlessly dripping jizz down my legs. Fuck, that sounds good. Catch you all later! Love ya in a weird kind of way Brooke
2021-03-19 19:51:50 +0000 UTC View PostGot more to post today and will be posting some stuff on my blog site so check that out as well. But first this little update to kick things off đ
2021-03-19 14:53:09 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone asked me what one of my favorite videos were, this would be one of them. I know, it's not new but that isn't the point here. The point is he has a fat ass dick. My box likes fat dicks. What can I say. There is another video I'll shove up here where he gapes my pussy big fucking time. I couldn't feel another dick for a week after that fuck. So, enjoy! Yes, My hair was fucked when I shot this. Some ding dong hair stylist fried the shit out of it and it took forever to get it right again. Shot with @dfwknight
2021-03-18 18:08:59 +0000 UTC View PostGood Thursday morning everyone quick update before I start making other updates. I suppose I should recycle stuff but sucks so I will just find new ways to annoy you with nudity đ
2021-03-18 13:37:38 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Wednesday. I will not say Humpday anymore, even though this video is me humping plastic man. Humpday is way overused and people equate it to a camel walking around yelling humpday. I would rather just call it Fuckday. So happy fuckday to you. It feels like a Sunday. All I want to do is fuck and take naps. Ever get that way? Lately anymore, itâs becoming a daily thing. I need to get out more. Never give someone a couch somebody died on. It has death cooties. You can almost smell them. I donât care if itâs leather or not. They probably death peed on it when they went. You canât get rid of that shit. Best just to burn it. Consider this a tip from me to you. Had a friend who had to clean out a house and wanted to give me the couch. Brought it over and everything, without asking, I might add. When I asked them where they found him, she said on the couch. I was like on this couch? She was like, yes, this couch. Get the fuck out of here! I fuck on couches⊠I fuck on couches a lot! I donât want my coochie touching on no death cooties. Who knows what could go wrong from that! I donât want to find out. Call me superstitious, but fucking on a couch where somebody sucked their last breath⊠no thanks! Happy Wednesday. I will not say Humpday anymore, even though this video is me humping plastic man. Humpday is way overused and people equate it to a camel walking around yelling humpday. I would rather just call it Fuckday. So happy fuckday to you. It feels like a Sunday. All I want to do is fuck and take naps. Ever get that way? Lately anymore, itâs becoming a daily thing. I need to get out more. Never give someone a couch somebody died on. It has death cooties. You can almost smell them. I donât care if itâs leather or not. They probably death peed on it when they went. You canât get rid of that shit. Best just to burn it. Consider this a tip from me to you. Had a friend who had to clean out a house and wanted to give me the couch. Brought it over and everything, without asking, I might add. When I asked them where they found him, she said on the couch. I was like on this couch? She was like, yes, this couch. Get the fuck out of here! I fuck on couches⊠I fuck on couches a lot! I donât want my coochie touching on no death cooties. Who knows what could go wrong from that! I donât want to find out. Call me superstitious, but fucking on a couch where somebody sucked their last breath⊠no thanks! Here is a helpful hint guys. Surround your self with girls who actually want to suck your dick. Just saying. If you plan on marrying her, then part of her vows should be, âI promise to suck your dick in sickness and in health.â Vice versa. You should promise to do whatever kinky shit she wants to do as well. Again, just saying. Marriages and relationships would last longer that way. Relationships arenât always about sex. I mean, I want to do cute things with you, like hold your hand, walk in the park, and suck your dick in the car. Oh, who are we kidding, I donât give much of a ratâs ass about all the touchy feely stuff. I am going to suck your cock like Iâm in love with it, because I usually am. As in, I want to suck your soul from your penis. Get the picture?
2021-03-17 23:51:07 +0000 UTC View Post
