Man, it’s too early right now, and it’s like fucking 9AM, which normally would be very late for me. Stayed up too late last night. I had 2 drinks which is 1 more than I normally would, but that spanned a 6 or 7 hour period so, no, no hangover. Just physically tired. From fucking? Nope. Maybe from trying to fuck. He drank too much. So much so that his dick got dr unk and wobbly and then passed out on us. It looked like a good dick, but I just couldn’t wake it up. Neither could he. He looked kind of ridiculous pulling on it to the point I thought he might pop it clean off. No matter, his penis threw a tantrum and decided it wasn’t going to cum out and play. Which meant I wasted all that time dealing with him to get him to the point of lets fuck only to be left with a vagina devoid of any sperm intrusion. I’m sure glad I made that video before I went out last night or my night would have been a complete bummer. No, I won’t be seeing this ding dong again. Too much trouble for too little, actually more like zero return. I was tired and bummed out so I went home, didn’t even rub one out, still haven’t rubbed one out, and now I’m beat. So saying he fucked up my night and so far the start to my day would be accurate. I need to rub one out. I think I will watch that video I made yesterday and release the buildup that is annoying me. It would have been so much better if his dick pumped me full of breeding material last night. I know I was set to have a monumental cum.
So what now? I don’t know. Like I said, I think I am going to get myself off, take a nap, and start this day over again. Maybe I can get lucky this afternoon. I think I’ll drive around in the Jeep in the USA Slingback bikini with a pair of Daisy dukes on. If I run up and down the beach long enough, I just might find some cock looking for some box. Preferably hard cock looking for my box, to be precise. I know you guys think it’s easy peasy, spread my legs and get my insides greasy. It’s not. Guys don’t just jump at the chance for pussy anymore. They have to think about it. Consider the emotional aspects or some other silly fruit ball shit guys come up with these days. They want me to be more respectful of their emotional wellbeing. For fuck’s sake. I just want some dick. A hard dick that will pump my guts full of jizz, leave a snail trail of cum down my leg, do it a second or better yet a third time and then pack that cock back up and take it home. I’ll send for it again shortly. Is that too much to ask for? Anyway, getting laid isn't the easiest thing to do anymore. I should have made plans with some of my regulars, but I didn’t. If I had I would now be sitting in a nights old puddle of jizz that is still draining out of me, all smiles and admiring the dried crusty snail trail of sperm running down my leg. But I do like strange cock. Strange cock is my downfall. No two dicks are the same and I am on a quest to see them all. Or at least as many as I can before I can’t. I am going to rub one out now, take a nap and I will catch up with you later.
Here is a video with the guy who was supposed to fuck my ass yesterday. https://onlyfans.com/u125291845 I had to check with him first to make sure he was good with me telling you about yesterday’s swing and a miss. He didn’t fuck my ass but that’s because I am saving for the possibility of new cock tonight. I got a new dick hunting dress I want to try out. But, being that I’m kind of horny now, I thought Id give him a mercy fuck and myself a warm up. Lets get to yesterday. So, my Thursday kind of went the way of a super soft Thursday. First off guys, quick hint. Don’t take antihistamines especially with the D for decongestant if you think you are going to fuck. You may kill your erection. How do I know this? I have seen it many times in the past. On several porn production sets as well. Look it up, a quick Google search will confirm what I’m telling you. I mean, I don’t have a dick and I can’t say definitively or that it happens to everyone, but it apparently is a thing. Some guys can get hard but can’t cum. Some guys just can’t stay that way. It happened today. Then he gets mad about it because I asked him if everything was alright. Being an outright dick because his dick didn’t want to stay hard. I asked him if he took an allergy pill because the pollen is out-of-control right now here in central Florida and he said yes, a Claritin-D. He wanted to know how I knew, which I really didn’t, just took an educated guess. I told him the deal on antihistamines and he was super relieved but still cranky. I get it, it’s frustrating. As soon as the head of his dick slipped in my ass, it would bend and be too soft to go in. I could get him hard again, but it just wouldn’t stay that way unless I was constantly stimulating it with my hands. I jerked him off. And he did cum, but he said it was weak. His balls let loose a shit ton of cum, but apparently the cum sensations weren’t up to par like they normally would be. He did get me off. He used two dildos, one in my ass and one in my pussy, and DP’d me to orgasm. Which, I must admit, made me drool: it was that good. Probably better than his dick would have done, but mostly because it was a DP and I was super turned on from jerking his dick off. So not a loss after all. That would be my Supersoft Thursday story.
Strange but true and in line with not fucking. I do miss my cucks who I never fucked for the most part. They would get me off by eating the cum out of my pussy and ass after some superior dude fucked me. They would use toys and vibrators on me as well. I would cum so hard from that I looked like a deranged ding dong when I did. Then I would tell them how much better the other men fucked me than they could while they were jerking off on me and make them lick up their own sperm. Which would get me all turned on again and make me want to go out and fuck another guy. Vicious cycle but so awesome. I need to get back into that! It’s constant sex for everyone in their own special way. I miss that. One thing people don’t understand, cucks get more sex than most but in their own special way. It’s not for everyone so don’t think I expect it from everyone. I do like to cheat though. I like to cheat and rub it in. I am evil that way. I once cheated on a boyfriend with his best friend. I let his friend cum inside of me and when I got home; I asked my boyfriend to finger me. He did and thought I was just super wet, but it was his buddy’s jizz. That’s awful, I know, but I am all swampy in the crotch thinking back on it. Yes, he found out eventually, confronted me about it, gave me an ultimatum, but his friend’s dick was so much nicer than his that I couldn’t give it up. So I moved in with his friend. Who then cheated on me. And when he told me about it and I asked for details, he lost his mind. I was all ready to rub one out listening to the down and dirty, but he was trying to get me to leave. I didn’t put that together right away, so things got awkward when I got all turned on and started fingering myself, waiting for details of his infidelity. He explained he wanted the other girl to move in. I was like ohhh… I get it. So I moved out, she moved in; they got married, had three kids, she cheated on him and now they are divorced. I still fuck him. His dick has held the test of time… it is still that good. He’s kind of a douche but his dick doesn’t talk so all is good. Man, I am gabby abby and telling you way too much. I need to shut up now. @u125291845
What’s with this video? It really isn’t much of a porn, actually. It’s a recreation of a girlfriend I once had. @Deauxma humored me and made this with me. My old girlfriend. She was much older than me, well off, divorced, and wanted me to move in with her. I didn’t. I was totally into her but sexually only, and she was amazing at eating me out. She was also into bondage. Not tying me up, only her. We did it all the time. To the point I had to finally tell her I wanted to do other things besides tie her up, smack her around a little and then eat each other out afterwards. I was a new lesbian, so to speak. I wanted to do gay lesbian things. Not just bondage. Now that I don’t have anyone to do these things with, I miss them very much. Funny how that works. I do not know where she is right now. Hopefully she is well. She taught me a lot about the lesbian lifestyle, so to speak. I just never had the same feelings for her as she did for me, and I didn’t think that was likely back then. I thought I was just into girls for the sexual excitement. Then I fell for a couple chicks hard who didn’t return the favor so I know where she is coming from now. The difference between her and me is that I can fall for a guy just as quick as I can for a girl. She was a serious penis hater. I think my issue is I fall in love with the physical person and apply my own emotional image which is almost always wrong. A perfect cock can make me think I want to spend the rest of my life with its owner. A beautiful face on a girl has the same effect. I am way to visual/physical but since we don’t get to decide how we are wired, we go with it. So I will continue to search out that immaculate cock and perfect pussy and change my mind a thousand times along the way.
I went out last night, and I really wanted to find a younger dude and own that bastard. No luck. Why you ask? I have this annoying image of me getting fucked in my kitchen by someone in their 20s and making me beg for more. I think I got this whole thing going in my head when I was watching a porn with Ava Adams in it and she was getting fucked up against a washing machine by this dude who was obviously barely legal to make it. But his dick was so big and hard and perfect… I just want to touch it and worship it, feel his sperm splash my insides. The mental game is strong in this scenario. Me being totally owned and controlled by a 20 yr old with a magical dick is mind blowing for me right now. It’s annoying, really. I keep rubbing one out thinking about it. I have this image of him asking me if I want to make him cum. He makes me beg to let me get his jizz out of his testicles. Thing is, I really want to be so infatuated with a 20 yr old cock that I beg him to let me have the privilege of draining his nuts. That fucking turns me on. I just want him to stand there and let me do everything I can to his cock until it gives me its sperm. That’s it. Then I want him to tell me to masturbate in front of him on the floor and believe me I would. If that happened it would seriously take about 20 seconds and I would gush my own jizz all over the floor. Just the thought of how brain destroying strong that cum would be is making me nervous. I need this kind of dick in my life. I really do. So, off to find myself a 20 yr old stud to make me beg for the privilege of kissing the head of his dick. Wish me luck!
I will tell you about my Thursday and the ass fucking in my next post. I have to make sure I don’t burn down to many relationships all at once, if you know what I mean!
And the first pics in the set of many. We used to shoot a shit ton of pics back in 2006. I mean a shit ton. Pics were king back then, videos were just getting going. I miss those days a little bit. Not that much but sometimes pics were fun. Anyway, 2006 is the year, I was just getting my porn on back then. I was also fucking everyone at work. It was a bad habit I never quit. Nobody likes a quitter anyway. Anyway, this is my Throwback Thursday. Sadly for you, I have millions of these throwback pics.
Ok, so I got sent this pic from an old friend. An old friend I used to fuck. He was and still is married and I am guessing she never figured out how many times her hubby bred me properly and in all kinds of places. He dumped more loads of jizz inside of me than probably anyone else. Sometimes twice a day. We worked together at a company called Lincare. This photo was taken in a hotel bathroom that he fucked me in, we locked the door, while his wife was in a banquet room waiting for him to get back. A co-worker did catch us coming out but apparently kept it quiet. I leaked his jizz all over my seat that night and talked with her while her husband's sperm was drooling out of me. Such memories! I'm glad he found me again. It's good to look back on things like that!
Post 1 of 2. Thursday it is. Let’s kick this fucker off with some photos from yesterday. I know… everyone wants videos but I keep taking these pics to annoy you. I like taking pics. I started my career taking pics in 1999. Holy shit, that was a long time ago. I wish I still had some from back then, but things like external hard drives and memory sticks… well, they didn’t exist. If they did, they were way too expensive. My online career started with making sure everyone was off the phone, dialing up AOL online or CompuServe and hitting those blazing speeds of about 150 KBPS. Pictures would slowly appear over the course of a minute or so. I started keeping photos is like 2004 or 2005. I have tons of those old photos. If you are interested in seeing them, let me know and I’ll put them up. Anyway, enjoy these pics, let me know what you think. Again, I took them yesterday so nothing old about these pics.
I think I am going to get fucked in the ass today. Just thought I’d mention that. It’s been a while since I have had a good ass fucking. Why? You got to be tested just like I am because that is a sure-fire way for shit to go wrong if someone has a nasty. I could require condoms, but I fucking absolutely detest condoms. I want to feel the head of a cock pushing my colon apart, not some piece of plastic. Plus, how the fuck am I going to enjoy a steamy lump of sperm left deep in my rectum if the penis leaving said load of jizz in my ass is wrapped in plastic? Just saying here. The best part of getting my ass stuffed with cock is the cream filling at the end of the stuffing. Anyway, problem solved with this guy. He is tested, experienced in the workings of my ass, and always has two very large, very round testicles that dump serious amounts of cum in my ass. Plus his balls size in not indicative of his dick size. It is the ideal length and width for a perfect fucking of my ass. I know he likes me to swallow his baby batter, and I do love doing that, but not today. His swimmers are going to swimming in my ass today. And they shall stay there for hours. I love the way sperm just hangs around in my ass and slowly leaks out over time. It’s like perpetually slippery feeling that keeps my clit hard like granite. Yes, someone will ask. My clit gets hard, just like your dick. It grows, gets all puffy and stiff, and if you handle it correctly will cause me to drool thick girl jizz… not p!ss that flys out as if someone is p!ssing because that is exactly what they are doing. I have some solo videos where you can see that happening and I won’t lie, sometimes I come so hard I lose control and squirt. Girl cum oozes out. You know you did good if you make her ooze. Now there is a problem with the girl ooze. It’s a Catch 22. If I ooze it’s because you made me cum massively hard. But trying for round two is difficult because now I am so lubed up. The slickness numbs the friction sensations. If I take a break though, dab myself with a towel, I am usually ready for action and another oozing session. Anyway, I do not know why I am telling you this. Too much information for sure. Whats next?
I like transsexuals. They fascinate me. Especially the ones who do it so well they look better than most girls do. Then now and then a perfectly beautiful one will show up with a massive cock which makes my head spin and turns my vagina into a slip and slide. Problem is… most of them are totally not into girls. I suppose if I was a guy I could have mixed feelings about the whole trans thing. It’s not confusing for me at all. I know exactly what I want and would do so with zero hesitation. Plus, I am openly gay for chicks so there would be no shock at all with that aspect. Guys on the other hand have a conundrum. Unless they have openly admitted that they dig dick then they can’t just run out and tell their friends to look at the hot bitch with a dick. I get it. The struggle is real with this issue. But, if it was me, and I had a dick, and god I wish I did, I would suck that tranny dick. That’s not gay. Gay is wanting to watch Lifetime TV while holding hands and eating popcorn with another dude. Occasionally looking lovingly at each other. That’s gay. I know this. I have held hands with another woman, watched shitty Lifetime shows, looked lovingly in another girl’s eyes and thought, this is the person I want to be with. Of course I was wrong but you get the point. Man, I am getting way out there again. A bad habit of mine. What’s my point? I don’t know. Maybe send me pics and videos of yourself with an amazingly hot trans chick. I promise I won’t do anything too weird while looking at them. Who am I kidding, I will break out the toys, lube, towels, clear my schedule and make a night of it.
So someone wanted twerking. I am the biggest non twerker in the history of non twerkers. I twerk so bad you will be embarrassed just watching it. Just saying. I can however grind a cock down to nothing and do so often just like this. Many a penis has met its match under me and in record time.
Good morning everyone. It’s Wednesday and though people like to say “Hump Day” all I can think about is that stupid commercial with the camel. So I will call it “Walk it back Wednesday” from now on. Let’s toss it all the way back to 2010, Ft Lauderdale, FL with @deauxma . She came to visit from Texas and we got together and did all kinds of weird shit together and filmed quite a bit of stuff. One of the few sane people in the industry is Deauxma. Just a normal person who really likes to fuck. Everything else about her life is basically the Leave It To Beaver American Dream with a sex drive on steroids. I am not so sane, but close enough that we hit it off and make a fantastic duo. Anyway, enjoy this little video from 2010, I believe this is actually the first time I have ever shown this video ever. I found it still in raw format, unedited, just sitting there all by itself waiting to be seen. So here it is!
I sucked a lot of dick yesterday. I mean a lot. I’m not talking 10 minutes, think almost 2 hours. Is that an issue? Absolutely not. I can suck dick all day, grab a grape Slurpee, get right back to it. What’s the point of this statement? Someone should invent a blowjob chair. It could even be a dual purpose. It could double as an “eat her out” chair as well. Look, I’m no spring chicken here. The older I get, the more I am all about being comfortable, and if a BJ chair would lighten the load on the bent part of the body, I would buy that fucker. I know, what a weird and random thing to blurt out. Just telling you what is on my very strange mind. Moving on.
John Cena is a whiny little cry baby bitch. There. I said it. He apologised to China for “accidentally saying Taiwan is a country.” I am not being political here. I don’t care what side of the fence you are on or if you run straight down the middle. Not one fuck is given from me about anyone’s political beliefs. But when you make such a disgusting apology like he did it cleared one thing up right away. He grovels on his knees for his Chinese masters. Disgusting. All for a buck. You can shove your money right up your ass. If I’m groveling on my knees to my master lets get something straight. Its your dick that is my master, not you or your money. I have this mental picture now of John Cena licking the spread, dirty asshole of his Chinese owners. Probably pissed some John Cena fans off though my distaste is for Mr Cena alone. I don’t know who told celebrities and athletes they were smart and or important but they were certainly stupid enough to believe them. The guy who assembled my keyboard that I am typing this bullshit on is more important to me than any actor or athlete will ever be. Fuck… I’m done. Sorry about that.
I am going to do a compilation video and some pics today of requests that I get. So if you were looking to see some feet, there will be that. Up close clit stuff, that will be there as well. You get the idea. It will be a bunch of stuff all rolled into one. It will be later today because I actually need someone to film this for me so I have to wait for him to get off of work and stop by the house. I am looking foward to it. It just sounds…fun. Porn should always be fun because if it isn’t then you are just making crap you really didn’t want to do. I get requests for stuff that isn’t fun. Not that I am knocking on peoples kinks, they just aren’t for me. Farting. Several people have been asking for that, offering money but that isn’t for me. No matter how I look at that it just doesn’t seem fun. Plus, who farts on command? I mean sure I let one rip now and then but I dont sit around farting at the snap of a finger. So it’s its a Nancy Reagan just say no moment on the farting.
I got caught masturbating yesterday. I’ll explain later. I am out of time, got a date to keep and such so catch up with a bit later today.
See, I told you he couldn’t stay mad. He’s back, and he’s shooting some phone pics for me. Beats pushing the bluetooth button or yelling smile at my camera repeatedly trying to get it to snap a pic. No, his dick didn’t magically slip into my mouth but I would have gladly of partaken in that accidental cock suckage. So, just a short post but I thought I would drop these pics while they are fresh. Let me know what you think. They aren’t much, pics taken with a phone, no light, no filters, still, I don’t think they cum out to bad!
Good Tuesday. Here is a quick video to get the day started. I have more going up today but thought I would make this update real quick for no other reason than I get off on making these updates. Sorry about that… it’s a bad habit. If they get to be too much, just let me know… I probably won’t slow them down but I will acknowledge your annoyance. I can think of worse things to look at. Like the news.
I got in trouble for yesterday’s video. He’s mad at me, says I tricked him. Yes, I tricked him into slipping his dick in my mouth and jerking him off. What a dirty trick that was. He is married and for some strange reason thinks someone is going to recognize; I guess his dick, because nothing else is showing. Yes, he will read this. Tough cookies Mr. If your wife or any of your friends and family recognize your dick then you have bigger problems than me sucking your cock. Just saying. Now shut up and get back over here. I have a few pics I want you to take and if your dick slips into my mouth, feel free to pull it back out and zip it back up. Somehow, I doubt that will happen.
Anyway. What else. Giant cock. What is the fascination with giant cock these days? I used to be fascinated by massive dicks but I have seen so many now it’s just another day in the office for me. Does size matter? Of course it does. Nobody wants a small cup of coffee. Oh… you mean does dick size matter. I don’t know. Let’s work it out. What is the upside to a massive cock? Visually they are extremely appealing. I am a very visual person so I can get all kinds of turned on just looking at a giant one. Physically, they feel good in your hand. You can heft the weight of them, stroke them with both hands. They just feel right when you hold them. They are fun to play with. Fucking, they have their advantages over smaller ones. A 9 inch cock is going to touch places inside of me, a 5 inch won’t even get near. I do like feeling a big fat, spongy dick head trying to soak my spleen with sperm. Yes, I do cum quite hard when I fuck an enormous dick, and it doesn’t take me long. You have to know how to use it though. If you have a giant dick, you can’t just bury it to the hilt. That shit hurts. It’s slow and easy till everything is stretched out and lubed up properly. It will all fit, it just needs some time to accommodate the size. Do I prefer massive schlongs as my daily dick? No, no I don’t. I know. Bummer. There is a reason. Huge dicks mean more wear and tear and more recovery time. I can fuck normal dicks until that dick can’t fuck no more. There is no regroup time on my end. I can fuck all night if the dick can keep the party going. Huge cocks, I cum too fast and they literally hollow me out to the point of hearing echos in my box. I need a day or two to rest after that. Smaller ones, I can hit them right afterwards. Try blowing a massive, fat cock once. It ain’t easy to do. Some are so big you can only get the tip of the dickhead in your mouth. Normal size dicks will slide right down your throat no problems. Look, a normal size penis is versatile. Here is the tremendous disadvantage to being the owner of a giant dick. That log is not going in my ass… ever. I would love for it too but it won’t be in there. Shoving a giant dick in my ass is painful, and it never ceases to be so. I have given it the old college try more than once. I know chicks that tell me they won’t even fuck dudes with big cocks. Not me, I’ll fuck the biggest cock on the planet if you put it in front of me. However, some girls say it’s painful, and it permanently stretches them out over time. Is that true? I hope so. I dig having a giant pussy. I love having it wrecked by massive cocks and then immediately afterwards going to fuck preferably a small dick that I can barely feel, if at all. I will toss snarky comments about inferiority but that is mental game I love to play. That tiny dick that I can barely feel will make me cum so hard it’s indescribable. It’s so good I don’t even know what to say. I cum with huge dicks and I cum fast. Then it’s the tiny dicks turn and he better have his boots on because things are about to spin out of control. Like I said, there is no comparison on which makes me cum harder. The smaller one does. But that is more than likely my mental game kicking in. I love cucking guys. If only I could find the right ones who are totally into it. In conclusion. The honest truth. I like dick. All kinds of dick. Big ones, fat ones, skinny ones, short ones, long ones… I like dick. My biggest preference in male anatomy is how much sperm a man’s balls can dump in my guts. If you have a set of testicles that can damn near leave me drowning in jizz… I’ll marry you.
I found that my greatest source of fuck buddies these days are the camera guys I get to hold the camera, well my phone that is, while I make my little videos. They don’t want to be on camera, but while I’m making my videos, I see their cock gets hard. When your hard on is staring me in the face, it’s kinda hard not to notice that there is a cock that needs draining. I don’t know what the aversion is to being in my videos because I don’t make you show your face so I would think that there would be hard dick’s standing in line to be part of them. How awesome would that be, a line of guys with hard dick’s just standing at my door waiting for their turn to empty their balls on me, in me, or a combination of both. Anyway, today’s camera guy had a dick sticking out of his shorts the entire time. When I popped it out, it was already leaking cum. I like when dicks leak sperm because their balls are so happy to see me they can’t wait to pump jizz. I got mine, he got his, all is good in the world. Let me know what you think! https://onlyfans.com/u125291845
Well, I got that video done; I came, and it was a good one. But then I sucked his dick and jerked him off. Now I’m horny again. That is the shitty part about cumming first and then putting a cock in my mouth. I get horny again and his dick won’t go back up… the bastard! I think I freaked him out, put a little too much pressure so his cock took its balls and decided not to play and just went home. I think I am just going to sit this one out and let the horny simmer. That way it will be good to go for tomorrow and I have some fun lined up tomorrow! Fuck, I won’t lie. Being horny and not doing anything about it is annoying. Maybe I should eat something… and it would be a dick if there was a dick to eat but there isn’t so it looks like it’s off to the grocery store for me. Catch you all in a bit.
It’s Monday. What is the deal today? Lick me in my special spot and I’ll tell you. Shit, I’ll tell you anything you want to hear if you do that.
Is it degrading to give head? I keep hearing all these woke women tell me it is degrading to get down on your knees and put a big fat penis in your mouth. I don’t know where they get this degrading thing from. I find enjoying a penis for breakfast, lunch or dinner to be rather uplifting. I guess if I use their logic then you licking my pussy is degrading to you. Here’s a novel thought, maybe it’s just plain fucking fun. What if someone were to rub your feet is that degrading to them? So why is rubbing your cock with my tongue any different? I can’t really figure out these newfangled women these days. They say the dumbest shit and I wonder what they do for sex because they sure talk like they hate it. I feel like if these women would just get one fantastic dicking; I mean the kind of fucking that will leave them destroyed and stupid on the bed. They would see cock in a whole new light. I’ve been left destroyed and stupid on the bed many times. And, I hope I can continue to find dick that will fuck me brainless a million more times. I don’t know about guys but when I get fucked like that, sperm coming out of every hole, can’t put coherent sentences together, that’s what I call truly having a good time. These chicks need to try it once, put some effort into it, and I think they will find that good sex is anything but degrading. I will leave it at that.
Yesterday was a good day. I got together with an old friend, fucked, drove around my Jeep, ran the dogs, went home and got myself off again, thinking about getting fucked earlier. All in all, not a bad day. Because I know some of you will ask yes, he subscribes to my only fans. But I’ve known him long before only fans so the technical answer is, no, I did not find him on here. He knows who he is, so just a quick shout out to you for the good dick yesterday.
I’m trying to think of what videos I should shoot this week and I’m kinda drawing a blank. So come on guys, throw me some ideas, tell me what you want to see. Also, I might type too much crap out so if it’s getting annoying just let me know. I enjoy writing these little blogs. I get to tell you the truth, or at least the way I see things. Not that you care, or even that you should care, but at least you know where I’m coming from, which probably seems from Lala land.
I need brakes for my Jeep. That sucks because the tires are heavy and it’s got the old drums on the rear which always manage to confuse me. However, I do know a guy who can do it for me and I’m thinking if I sucked the jizz out of his testicles he will probably be happy to lend me a hand. Not being totally honest with you. I would train this guy’s testicles any day of the week. I’m curious about balls. When guys cum, is there sensation in their balls that feels like super good? It seems like there should be. Maybe just a sensation of relief, like taking a weight off? I wish I had a set of nuts so I could experience that just once. That’s all I ask, just one time to know what it feels like to ejaculate... it looks like it is so delicious when you guys do. I don’t think anyone is listening to my request. Just last week I was asking a guy about that and he just said I was weird and didn’t really answer the question. I guess I will just have to keep studying the process extensively and form my own opinion. Enough weirdness for this one. I will get with you all in a bit!
Just winding down a perfect day here in Daytona Beach. You should join me. I don't look my best but who cares, when you are out in the Jeep, sun, wind, and sand... if you look you stepped out of the salon then I don't trust you.
On the subject of kinks. Feet are a big thing. So much so I am not even sure it’s considered a kink anymore. Now, I have and I am sure that I will do so plenty of times in the near future, jacked dudes off with my feet. It’s fun. I enjoy watching my footwork, so to speak. I know, what do I get out of it? I get tired of explaining to people that just because I don’t cum doesn’t mean that I don’t cum. I must be one of the few folks that probably gets off more just by making people cum than I do getting fucked to orgasm. How is that possible? I don’t about you but when I rub one out all by my lonesome; I need to think about things. I like to watch porn that mimics my mood. Lots of times it’s my own porn because, and I am letting the cat out of the bag here, I made it to watch while I do myself later on. Hence the reason I make lots of blowjobs/handjob videos. They get me off. I don’t know why, but making a penis lose its shit and spill its guts all over me is a thing I will never tire of. I try to time my orgasm to the exact moment, the first spurt of sperm leaving the head of whatever cock I am watching cum. Probably a little too much information here. I may be sharing a little too much. I’ll stop. No, I won’t, one more share. I watch this video all the time. I love the way his sperm drools out over my toes. It got me off about 15 minutes ago. Well, that and my vibrator and ass plug. Anyway, enjoy the video. It won’t be for everyone, but it is a sloppy cumshot that I never get tired of seeing. https://onlyfans.com/u125291845
Someone asked what was the strangest experience I have ever had. That is a tricky question because the definition of strange is relative to what each person considers strange. People think I’m strange because of the things I do that turn me on, so I try not to judge. With that said, there is always someone who is out to top me in the world of bizarre things to do. Plus, lots of folks don’t want to share their kink with their wives/girlfriends and what better way than to do it with someone who won’t judge or run away. So, the one that stands out the most is not even that extreme. In fact, as far as extreme goes it doesn’t even register on the extremometer. I made that word up but you get the point. So what did he do? First, he showed up and was a fucking 10 on the hot scale and when he undressed; he was still a 10. Massive schlong, ripped body, great looking. I think I knew something was about to get freaky just by that. This guy could have any chick, dude, or combination of both that he wanted. I didn’t give a crap. I was about to indulge myself in a whole lot of gorgeous cock, or so I thought. So we got down to it. He told me he brought something he wanted to wear and was like by all means. I was thinking cock ring, ball straps, something like that. Nope, he had a gold see through g-string with feathers on it. OK, whatever floats your boat, I’m thinking I’m still going to fuck his dick off till I shoot off like a rocket so who cares what he wears. After he got them on, and he still looked good because his body made anything he wore look good, he said he wanted to show me something. Sure, show me what you got. I’ll play along to get a shot at that dick. He then started prancing around the room, imitating a rooster. Did the whole cluck cluck cluck thing, pretended to flap his wings, and strutted around the room. He asked me to tell him that he was the best looking “cock” I have ever seen and tell him what a handsome rooster he was. He asked me to ask him if I wanted to feed him and to pretend to throw chicken feed on the ground, which he would get down and peck it up with his pretend beak. I started looking around the room, wondering if I was being set up. I even stopped him for a second and asked what was going on. I was like, “wait… what exactly are we up to here?” I was thinking this was some kind of weird joke. He got super embarrassed, and I realized he was truly into this. Now I’m feeling bad for making him feel weird. So I backed up, regrouped, and said, “If we are going to do this, we’re going to do it right. Now let me hear what real rooster sounds like.” He popped right back into rooster mode and cock a doodle do’d like a motherfucker. After about 5 minutes of of roostering around and listening to me tell him what a pretty cock he was, he said “I have to make eggs.” He then roostered over to me, flapping his wings and put his cock right in front of me, still in his see through G string, and while flapping his wings and making rooster sounds, he came. I never touched, he never touched himself. I still remember all that sperm oozing through the sheer material on his G string and dripping on the floor. That turned me on. I have never seen a guy cum in a pair of sheer panties and even better watch the amazing way the jizz just works its way through the material. I never saw him again after that. I was traveling when I met him and he called and texted wanting to get together but that was St Louis, MO and I never really got there much in those days. I would have if things matched up. I would like to have gotten the chance to feel that beautiful cock sliding up inside me, but it never happened. So, yes, he stands out the most as far as strange experiences go. Odd part is, after you do it once, it doesn’t really seem that strange. Not something I would ask someone to do, but I wouldn’t say no either. I do love making someones fantasy/kink a reality as much as reality will allow it. The bounce in their step afterwards is worth the price of admission a thousand times over. But, and remember this guys, turnabout is fair play. 😜
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So, keep getting questions about the cum on the belly video. I shall clarify. I was making a cool little custom video for someone… you know who you are 😜 It started out fine but the more of the video I made, the worse off I got, horny wise. The more horny I got the more forward I became till I was practically begging my camera man (which is some guy who holds my cell phone for me so camera man may be an overstatement) to stick it in me. He is trying to be faithful to his girlfriend, which I find silly, but then again, I am probably not a normal person when it comes to those sorts of things. I kept telling him to stick it in me. I could see his hard on through his shorts, so I knew he wanted to. I pretty much had to beg him and he agreed to just stick the tip in. Which he did. He slipped that fat puffy head of his in my box and I played nice for about ten seconds and then pushed back, shoving it all the way inside of me. I kept grinding it back so he couldn’t get it out. And then boom. Premature female ejaculation at its finest. We fucked for no more than 20 seconds before I came and it was the big one. I usually can come three or four times before I have my big one. Not today. How do I know it’s the big one? I lose control of my face, mouth, body, and brain. It all just does whatever the fuck it wants when I cum hard like that. I’m not complaining. I find it truly amazing what our bodies can do and cumming like this takes the cake. Anyway, after looking like I just went through an exorcism, I still had a hard cock in my belly. A hard cock that still had a pair of testicles locked and loaded, ready to fire. So I slipped him out and jerked him off. Some of you may wonder why I didn’t just let him finish fucking me. Two reasons. First, after I cum the big one, I’m done. Second, he always, and I mean always, fucks me till I get my big one off and then he wants a handjob. He is the only guy I have ever met that would rather a hand job over filling my pussy up with cum. I don’t complain; I love giving handjobs. They certainly aren’t work for me. Plus he likes me to tell him about all the guys that have better dicks than he does and how I want to fuck them more than him. Kind of my thing so I like to really let him have it. I say the worst shit to him and the meaner I get, the harder his dick gets. When I want him to cum all I have to do is tell him I want him to lick my freshly fucked pussy, full of another mans cum until there isn’t a trace left. Boom. Sperm everywhere. Works every time. Anyway, that is the answer to how I got splattered with jizz today. Nothing to crazy. If things work out tonight, I will have my insides hosed down with a lot more nut than this afternoon. My vagina is drooling in anticipation. Please, to whatever god is listening, don’t let me down tonight Mr! Anyway, time to get the dogs out, it just started cooling down enough so I give them a puppy heatstroke.
Here are some pics I just took this morning. I got a sick pump and decided to pump the dude snapping my phone pics for me. I tried to pump that sucker clean off but it spit at me before I could accomplish that. No, we didn't fuck. It's a long story. I'll tell you later.
Saturday Morning it is. I went cockless on a Friday. How the fuck does that happen? I don’t know, but it happens more than I like it to. I am a loaded double-barrel shotgun right now and ready to blow… if you know what I mean. Frustrated would be the word. I thought I was going to get laid. I touched the cock I thought was going to be inside of me, felt its hardness through his shorts, saw the wet spot of the sperm that should have been swimming inside of me. But then he had to go. Things were moving too fast. Really? Motherfucker! Because of him they have now diagnosed me with big fat clit syndrome that just won’t go down. It’s uncomfortable. Sure, I can masturbate but I don’t want to. I want to be fucked. I want some dude to take his dick and show me what it means to screwed stupid and I want him to leave me dripping cum from every hole in my body. He needs to fuck me so thoroughly that I can’t put coherent sentences together. I want him to make me so cum dizzy he laughs at me when he leaves. This isn’t helping. I’m getting fucking sloppy just typing this out. Anyway. I have no prospects for today so I am starting from scratch here. I thought for sure I was getting fucked last night and put high hopes on that one. Talk about a letdown. Lets move on.
I have been hit with a zillion questions about what I meant when I said in the past I used to be a “pro temporary girlfriend.” It means exactly what you think it does. A chick for hire, ho, and about a thousand other names. No, I in no uncertain terms do it anymore, it’s been a long time and again that is the past, so I am saying here, please don’t ask. If you persist I will just ignore you. Any ads you see are nothing more than a dirty trick. And those ads are out there and plentiful. They pull my pictures off of Twitter and Instagram. You will be in for a seriously unwelcome surprise when the door opens because it won’t be me. Yes, this happens all the time. I always wondered what happens when someone other than me is at the door? Do the guys leave? Stay? Run? I would pick the latter. One needs to be diligent when undertaking such a venture to avoid these types of things. Doesn’t matter. I am no longer in the business. Why? Because I did it for 20 yrs. I met some of the greatest people in the world and we are wonderful friends to this day. If I didn’t get out of it when I did, I never would have. It’s like a drug to me. I loved every second and would spend every waking minute doing one thing or another to be involved in it. It’s not what you see on TV, that’s all bullshit. Sure there are ding dongs that run around on street corners or something similar but that is more drug addiction than anything else. And, yes, you run a prime chance of running into money grubbing idiots who are out for a quick buck and will lie and say anything to get your money. But there is also a segment of folks who are into it for the joy of the game. The money is good. You don’t get rich doing it but you get to do something you love and stay afloat doing it. All that crap you see where they are living like millionaires is BS. Some latch on to dudes with cash and get them to float them condos and cars and such. That creeps me out, and it only gives the appearance of wealth. It changes the rules of the game for me which means the quality of sex would go down. It also screams fake. I always wanted to be there because I wanted to be there, not because my condo was in some guy’s name. I can pay for my place, my cars, my own whatever. Always have, always will. So why did you do it? Why not just be a swinger? First, I have done the swinger thing and still do to an extent to this day. It’s just not the same. The thrill isn’t there. That excitement of meeting a completely new person, one you have never seen before, never faded. Sure, I did my due diligence checking folks out but still when that door opens and there they are… it’s a panty soaking event. But what about looks Brooke? What if they were ugly as fuck? First, if they showed up obviously unclean, the door closed. Second, I am lucky in life because everyone is just a blob to me. Basically a Mr Potato Head. As you speak, your facial features and attractiveness form. Most of the time almost always in the right direction. Now and then I would get a serious asshole and I simply wouldn’t see them again. And yes, the sex would suck with those guys. But for the vast majority, it was game on. I was serious about it. I wanted to cum. Hell, that’s true to this day. It would frustrate some guys because I would sometimes force what I wanted on them to get the cum. They wanted to do doggy but their dick was so fat I wanted missionary because I knew it would make me cum that much harder. I know, selfish and a tad rude, but as soon as I got mine they got theirs in a big way. If I didn’t cum, I would tell them that and expect them to do better the next time. They almost always did. No point in not being honest. If I faked and lied about cumming, then I would be stuck with a guy who never made me cum and who wants that? I can’t remember a guy who didn’t make the effort after I told them and complete the mission of making me gush. But what about STDs?! Never had one and knock on wood, covered wood that is, I never will. I definitely won’t get one from that world because those days are over. Yes, condoms were a must, and I gave everyone a strong visual inspection that they never knew was happening. Some of you may wonder if business dried up over the last few years. To the contrary, I hung up my hat on the highest note possible. I got so involved that I finally decided it was causing me to ignore everything and everyone else in my life. So, I retired and when I say retired, I mean that in the most literal sense of the term. I saved, ran a very nice 401K, never spent more than I should have and now I spend my days thinking of how I am going to find dick… or pussy, never forget the pussy. The truth is I am in a new chapter in my life and it’s the happiest I have ever been and I have been a happy fucking person! It’s kind of the reverse of when dick used to find me and I am pretty happy about that! Now it’s the thrill of the chase! Please, don’t ask about getting together with me for those types of things. It won’t happen. If you want to know about something I’ve done or particular situations in the past, I have a million stories and I’m happy to tell you but again, those days are long over and not to be repeated. I have to say this again, I am long retired and I am not making a comeback. I will keep you up to date with my new ventures, which mostly involve me trying to trick dudes into emptying their balls inside of me. And it’s getting trickier to do every damn day it seems! I want to say, one last note here, the sex over the last year… fucking incredible. Mind numbing stupid incredible. I came the other day just giving the camera dude a hand job. When his jizz hit my tongue, I touched my clit and boom, just like that, I blew a girl load.
I got more today, if you have something you want to see just let me know, I am in a request kind of mood!
So if this setup on a Jeep doesn't find me a hard cock attached to a pair of overfilled balls dying to empty themselves into me tonight... then I give up 😜. Anyway... be quiet out there... I am hunting dick 💦🍆💦 don't scare them off 😜
It’s Friday, the most likely day for my body to be invaded by dicks. Just saying! I could use a good splash of cum to grease up my insides. I am not going to lie to you and say I don’t feel like getting a good solid breeding session in. I do. Not sure whose dick I have to suck around here to suck a dick, but point me in the right direction.
So, I joined a damn porn site last night. I got totally caught up with this chick and her stuff looked so good on Twitter I couldn’t help myself. Guys think it’s exclusive to them to get all fucked up in the head sexually over some chick. How wrong you are. I get super stupid over both guys and girls. I am such a visual person. I get massively turned on by people with the right look and the right look seems to change weekly. I make poor decisions when I am in fluster mode because of some stud or hot chick. The vagina takes over and there goes my money. I, of all people, should know better, but I don’t. First, I saw her; and then I spent my money on her. Why? Because she is painfully beautiful. Then after I paid the price of admission I got nailed with crappy content and a bunch of pay-per-view on a message stuff. But I was so fucking frustratingly horny for this chick I paid for the pay-per-view. It was OK… at best. I got off on it, used the wand and a butt plug, and I came pretty good. Afterwards, I felt ripped off, to be honest. Is she still smoking hot? Of course. Has she lost her luster with me? You bet your ass she has. Then I started worrying about you guys feeling like that with me. I know I don’t do the pay-per-view thing and monetarily it’s probably a good idea, but it seems… rude. That is the only word I can think of. I know we all have to make money and I enjoy the money I get here, but it’s got to be fun as well. I am not going to just make content I think you want to see. What I want to make is content that I want to make because it turns me the fuck on. I have been at this a long time. I am out of fucks to be given and my apology account is in the negatives. So if it doesn’t make me cum, turn me on, or make me feel sexy, I will not be doing it. The good news is stuffing a big fat cock so far up in my insides that I can taste it is my idea of a good time. As well as stuffing all kinds of things in pretty much any orifice I have. Yes, I am doing anal but you only get the anal that I like. Which, must to some folks dismay, is not getting my ass power plowed so hard I have to bite the blanket to keep from screaming. Nice and easy leaves my box extra greasy. So, if you have some ideas of stuff you want to see just send it my way. I will see what I can do. If it turns me on, I’ll make it. May be a bit but I will get it done.
Someone got pissed off at my “not your turn anymore” analogy. I stand behind it. If one person leaves a relationship for someone else, then it is not your turn anymore. Very simple concept. Some other dude or chick is fucking your ex stupid because it is his or her turn now to fuck him or her brainless. Think about it. Especially in this day and age when chicks are complaining about being looked at because they dressed sexy as fuck. They are not responsible for you or your shit. They are only responsible for the wellbeing of themselves. Unless you have rugrats. Then it’s “we fucked up” time and put your shitty differences aside and raise them kids like they should. Without bicycle helmets. That just makes them soft. Smack their head a few times off the curb and that will harden them right up. If you get stuck with little people then technically everyone involved has lost their turn and are now in limbo for 18 yrs or longer. Keep that in mind before you dump ball juice into chicks, little people sometimes show up shortly thereafter. However, feel free to evacuate your testicles in me all you want. Ain’t no little people/aliens popping out of me.
