My Dirty Guide - posts of "brooketyler" from "onlyfans"

Good morning everyone just a quick video and a few pics to k..

Good morning everyone just a quick video and a few pics to kick off the day 😉🍆

2021-10-01 12:25:16 +0000 UTC View Post

I got a video and it's going to be a bit, and I have the oth..

I got a video and it's going to be a bit, and I have the other site all fixed and ready to go for you guys, that's what I have been doing all day, but I have to wait and make sure it's all good with OF before I do it. Keep your fingers crossed!

2021-09-30 23:48:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Weird day. My friend got busted for public indecency. Not ..

Weird day. My friend got busted for public indecency. Not just a ticket but a ride in the cop car and post the bail type busted. Here in Florida, we still do the bail thing. I had to do that for her, and it screwed up my day. It took forever to get everything done! Apparently, don't ride around in your car topless with a camera on trying to make a video for her boyfriend while passing a cop. She told them what she was doing, but they think she was making porn. She doesn't have any porn sites anywhere, so they kind of goofed with that. I don't know what the exact charges are other than indecent exposure and lewd conduct. I am not going to go on a crusade here. I fully well know the rules on when and where porn, nudity, or sex should occur. I don't comply that often but I also make sure I don't pass a cop with my tits out. She is making more out of it than what it is and is mad at me for not being overly concerned. She thinks I don't care. She's right. I don't care, especially since she will get a slap on the wrist and be sent on her way with a $250 fine. Welcome to the perils of pulling your tits out in public places. Sometimes it goes wrong. Oddly enough, I have never been arrested. For anything. Not even a close call. No DUI's, which is an easy one for me to avoid since one has to drink to accomplish that feat, and I don't drink. No traffic tickets in the last 15 yrs or so. Though I used to be hell on wheels and no pedestrian was safe, I couldn't afford the insurance to keep driving that way. Now I just go with the flow, no hurry. It maintains that insurance bill at a minimum. I do fuck in cars, and sometimes while they are moving but typically, if the vehicle is rolling, it's blowjobs. Probably not the safest thing in the world to do, but I can't help myself. I love sucking dicks in cars. I always have, I always will. I have fucked in a moving vehicle. It sucked. I didn't get my cum on, and that pretty much taught me everything I needed to know about sitting on a dick while the owner of the said dick is trying to drive. I fucked in a school parking lot once. That was probably a serious offense, but it was on a weekend night and at like 1 am so nobody was around. That was a fantastic fuck. I came first and then a massive second cum when his testicles started pumping sperm inside of me. I think of that fuck a lot when I masturbate without porn. What is my point here? I don't really know. I guess I have always known public nudity can get you into some legal troubles. Wait, I remember the best public nudity place I ever got caught. Antioch College in Yellow Springs, Ohio. I was fucking in the stadium, shooting a porn, when a group of people walked into the seating area in which I was getting eaten out. Going to say 2005 or so. I have pictures. I will get them up tomorrow. We had to pack up and run because they went and got security, and we made it to the car and off-campus just in the nick of time. The funny thing is, I was sucking a guy off named Nick as we were leaving! I have photo evidence to back this all up for all you naysayers! Catch you tomorrow with the evidence!

2021-09-30 01:32:23 +0000 UTC View Post

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2021-09-30 01:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Weird day. My friend got busted for public indecency. Not ..

Weird day. My friend got busted for public indecency. Not just a ticket but a ride in the cop car and post the bail type busted. Here in Florida, we still do the bail thing. I had to do that for her, and it screwed up my day. It took forever to get everything done! Apparently, don't ride around in your car topless with a camera on trying to make a video for her boyfriend while passing a cop. She told them what she was doing, but they think she was making porn. She doesn't have any porn sites anywhere, so they kind of goofed with that. I don't know what the exact charges are other than indecent exposure and lewd conduct. I am not going to go on a crusade here. I fully well know the rules on when and where porn, nudity, or sex should occur. I don't comply that often but I also make sure I don't pass a cop with my tits out. She is making more out of it than what it is and is mad at me for not being overly concerned. She thinks I don't care. She's right. I don't care, especially since she will get a slap on the wrist and be sent on her way with a $250 fine. Welcome to the perils of pulling your tits out in public places. Sometimes it goes wrong. Oddly enough, I have never been arrested. For anything. Not even a close call. No DUI's, which is an easy one for me to avoid since one has to drink to accomplish that feat, and I don't drink. No traffic tickets in the last 15 yrs or so. Though I used to be hell on wheels and no pedestrian was safe, I couldn't afford the insurance to keep driving that way. Now I just go with the flow, no hurry. It maintains that insurance bill at a minimum. I do fuck in cars, and sometimes while they are moving but typically, if the vehicle is rolling, it's blowjobs. Probably not the safest thing in the world to do, but I can't help myself. I love sucking dicks in cars. I always have, I always will. I have fucked in a moving vehicle. It sucked. I didn't get my cum on, and that pretty much taught me everything I needed to know about sitting on a dick while the owner of the said dick is trying to drive. I fucked in a school parking lot once. That was probably a serious offense, but it was on a weekend night and at like 1 am so nobody was around. That was a fantastic fuck. I came first and then a massive second cum when his testicles started pumping sperm inside of me. I think of that fuck a lot when I masturbate without porn. What is my point here? I don't really know. I guess I have always known public nudity can get you into some legal troubles. Wait, I remember the best public nudity place I ever got caught. Antioch College in Yellow Springs, Ohio. I was fucking in the stadium, shooting a porn, when a group of people walked into the seating area in which I was getting eaten out. Going to say 2005 or so. I have pictures. I will get them up tomorrow. We had to pack up and run because they went and got security, and we made it to the car and off-campus just in the nick of time. The funny thing is, I was sucking a guy off named Nick as we were leaving! I have photo evidence to back this all up for all you naysayers! Catch you tomorrow with the evidence!

2021-09-30 01:25:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Quick update before the update 👍😉

2021-09-29 20:13:07 +0000 UTC View Post

And a few pics to go with it.... What can I say. I love to t..

And a few pics to go with it.... What can I say. I love to take selfies 😜

2021-09-28 17:49:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Just a quick little mid afternoon update for you 😉 Wanted to..

Just a quick little mid afternoon update for you 😉 Wanted to show you my newest purchase from Amazon that actually fits, unlike my last one... 😂 Oh well, you win some you loose some 😁 Have a great afternoon and catch ya later 💋

2021-09-28 17:42:34 +0000 UTC View Post

This video is not a porn. It's two people fucking on video...

This video is not a porn. It's two people fucking on video. We may have tried to make it a porn, but that isn't what it really was. Who filmed it? My friend Chyna and her boyfriend was there as well. We fucked in front of them, and she videotaped it. This video was literally a tape, and I think they called them mini DV tapes. I remember this dicking well. It was in the porn studio I owned and was after a visit to Cheeks Gentleman's club. I was horny, and he was horny. To add to the fun, Chyna ended up fucking her guy right after we finished. It was just a solid night out. I licked her boyfriend's cum off of her belly when they were done. It was only fair. What you didn't see was her cleaning the cum off of my tits and belly after she put the camera down. She licked me clean tits to pussy. I returned the favor. I did suck her boyfriend's dick a little with her, but I didn't want to be a dick hog. I remember this night so well because her boyfriend got upset because my guy walked around naked, and Chyna stroked his dick for a minute. He had no problems with me sucking his dick. No problems with that at all. But all hell breaks loose if his girl touches another dick. She dumped him after that, and he tried his best to get back into her good graces. I don't blame him. She was a prime piece of fuck meat. Beautiful, head to toe. He even went so far as to apologize to me. I didn't care. I never liked him much anyway. Always talking about how many people he beat up and stupid shit like that. Plus, he constantly interrupted everyone. If I said I liked hunting sharks with forks, he would interrupt and tell me a better way to hold the fork. After a week or so, he gave up and moved on. But not before writing whore all over her car with window paint. The life of porn. It gets weird sometimes, folks, and I wouldn't trade a minute of it, though! I still fuck my guy all the time. His body has changed over the years. I made this in like 2008, I think, and I was impressed how thin and tight he was back then. Life catches us all, though. I think I like his heavier, more sturdy look better now. Maybe I'm just used to it. I don't fuck him for his looks. I fuck him for his dick, so I guess I just don't pay attention to all that other stuff. @u125291845 is the guy. He has a profile on here just so I can fuck him put our videos up. Known him for 30 plus years now. That's a long time. I love this comment from someone on Twit. Only insecure women sleep around with married men. Says the insecure woman, afraid that I will fuck her husband's dick into complete and total submission. I don't think you should blame me for this. I'm just interested in getting a load of sperm in my tummy. He's in it because you can't keep him from wanting someone else. Women, I'm telling you, you need to find out what it takes to make him yours and only yours if that's what you want. Of course, you might just possibly be married to a guy who is just a jerk who cheats on his wife no matter what. In that case, I'm doing you a favor. Now you have grounds for a divorce, and you get all his shit. I don't know. It's not my business, I just want his dick inside me for an hour or two, and then he's all yours. I don't twist their arms to fuck me. I do however twist their dicks on occasion. I am moving on. Will I or will I not be sucking a 22 years olds dick today? I better be. He said I was, and I am counting on it. I'm pretty sure this guy is single or just has a girlfriend. When it comes to infidelity, girlfriends do not count. Girlfriends and boyfriends are simply "turns." Sometimes it's your turn, and sometimes it's some else's turn. Anyway, the ding dong still hasn't found a way to get a $120 std test, so no fucking. I hate condoms. I refuse to even get one near me anymore. Take the fucking test if you know we are going to be fucking! They mail it to you now. You can walk into any lab and get it done with results in a week. Then we can fuck as nature intended us to fuck. All that joyful stuff, skin to skin, cum discharged in my belly, down my throat. Otherwise, it's all fingers and lips. I don't mind doing that, but after giving and getting head and handjobs a few times, I want a dick inside me. I'll lose interest fast if you can't provide the penis to breed me. You can't breed with a condom. Hell, I can't even cum with a condom. I can get off with dildos, but they feel good—condoms, not a chance in the world. So, in conclusion, I am looking forward to some fresh, hot, sticky jizz from a cock. I like to think about that. How I do things to his dick until it causes his testicles to force a part of his body in the form of a thick pile of cum out of his balls and through his dick into my mouth. So fresh, I can feel the heat of his insides from the warmth of his sperm on my tongue before I eat that part of him. I like to think I will own part of him forever. Fuck, that turns me on. How could it not? You have to be a severe nutball to think sex is gross. So come on, 22-year-old guy, let me eat some of your jizz if you don't mind! I do hope he shows up!

2021-09-28 15:17:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Yes, there is sperm everywhere in these pics. I like to kee..

Yes, there is sperm everywhere in these pics. I like to keep a photo journal of all the guys who let me get pics of them fucking me. It's a pretty extensive collection. I make a folder for each guy by name on a hard drive, and each time we take pictures of me sucking their dick or getting a testicle load of jizz in or on me, I put them in the appropriate folder corresponding with their name. Then, when I am feeling it, I will peruse through those folders and masturbate. Creepy, I know, but I do like looking at myself getting appropriately bred. Anyway, I pulled these pics up after this guy's wife showed up at my door to confront me about fucking her husband. No, I didn't show them to her if you are going to ask. This post is a book but if you have time, feel free to read the reason why I am posting these photos now. I admit I am now officially a swampy mess thinking about it. I am that turned on. Enjoy and let me know what you think—I got to step out and get my allergy shot. The good news is I have felt great for the last few days, so it looks like I got this Covid shit in the rearview mirror. I would take the Covid over the flu any day if it just didn't hang around so long. @u125291845 I got confronted yesterday by a furious wife. I had no idea who she was. When I figured it out, it was apparent that her husband had lied to me about his marital status. Not that it matters much because I still would've fucked him anyway. I don't equate sucking the nut out of a man's cock to marital status. For me, it pretty much is that simple. The only thing I take away from the other woman is a few deposits of sperm that I suppose could have been dumped inside of her instead of me. The good news for her is that his nuts are always busy making more, so really no loss at all. So no, I could not give a shit about marital status kids or not. I know that sounds terrible, but the way I see it, it's not my business to investigate relationship status or place a stupid moral code on someone else besides myself that I don't follow. She had all the appropriate terms for me, but slut seemed to be her favorite. I let her rant on for a few minutes, but it started getting tiring. Her attempts at insulting me were falling flat and becoming dull, causing me to say things that just weren't nice. I told them in a calm and even manner, but they were not lovely all the same. When she said she couldn't see what her husband saw in an old scraggly whore like myself, I replied he saw about 50 pounds less. I was referring to her being overweight, and I usually never do that, but sometimes these goofy little 20 something Tick Tokkers cross the line. She went on to blame her weight on having kids, to which I replied that I had kids as well. She then blamed the pandemic for her weight, and I reminded her we all got to experience the same pandemic she did. She went on and on for a little bit, and I calmly answered her remarks with snarky retorts of my own. When she determined that she wouldn't win this, she flat out asked me if I would fuck her husband again? I said, well, that is up to him now, isn't it? That enraged her, but I got her to calm down. I explained to her that I like sex, but I have no interest in any kind of emotional relationship with her husband. I just simply enjoyed her husband's penis three or four times and then sent him on his way. She asked me if her husband had told me the truth about being married, would I have still slept with him? There was no point in lying here, so I said no, it wouldn't have mattered. I still would've fucked him. I explained I was not out to ruin anyone's marriage. I simply satisfied a physical need. My vagina wants cock. It doesn't care what the relationship status is assigned to the body attached to the cock. I told her we never hung out, held hands, talked about life. His dick went in my ass, deposited a sizeable steamy load of jizz in my rectum, and that was it. Within five minutes, I had his dick cleaned up, he was out the door, and I was eating leftover chicken wings from the night before. If he had tried to talk about life or whatever, I would have shut him down and sent him on his way. He is nothing more than a vehicle to get the dick attached to him inside of me. That's it. I even explained to her that her husband meant so little to me other than a dick to make me cum that I fucked another guy a few hours later. She said something about STD's and I said I could show her my test, but she said she wasn't really worried about it. It had been 3 or 4 months since they fucked. I asked her if he just didn't want to have sex with her, and she was adamant he did, but she was too tired from dealing with the two kids. She doesn't get it. She is sex starving a late 20's man who eats, drinks, thinks, sex 24/7. A good-looking one at that. He tries to have sex with her, but she's tired. She's tired because she overate, not because of the kids. Blow the guy. Jerk him off. Stick his dick inside of you but do something ding dong! He probably would have never come and hooked up with me. I'm glad he did. He does an excellent job of fucking me and is always good for a second round. I didn't tell her that but neither here nor there. He is probably a good guy/husband overall. He just needs his testicles emptied once or twice a week to keep him from looking elsewhere. I could also be vastly wrong because I don't know him, and he obviously didn't want me to know he was married. Someone will ask the question, how did she find out, and how did she find me? He snapped a picture of me blowing him, a selfie of him licking my tits and a selfie of him and me outside my house. It automatically backed up to his iPhone cloud storage. It also had the location tag, and the photo he took outside my house had the color and house number clearly visible. The Tik Tok generation is truly caught up in a severe mental fog. That's all I'll say about that. So anyway, that was my Sunday.

2021-09-27 14:50:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey there everyone, hope you are having a great Sunday, fina..

Hey there everyone, hope you are having a great Sunday, finally feeling back to myself and have some fun stuff planned this week, I am gonna drain the jizz out of a a couple of 25 yr old guys balls, so I am looking forward to that 😜 Now I am off to run some errands and get some dirty looks from some wives with my wardrobe malfunction which I am positive is going to happen 😂 Have a great day and catch you all later 💋

2021-09-26 17:21:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Here is the crazy pics I took 😜 Let me know what you think. ..

Here is the crazy pics I took 😜 Let me know what you think. You better be nice.... 😉 Catch you all later 💋

2021-09-25 16:06:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey there, just a quick little morning update for ya 😉 Just ..

Hey there, just a quick little morning update for ya 😉 Just wanted to see what my bibs looked like so I thought I would do a photo shoot in them. Pics will be up shortly. Hope you enjoy your Saturday. Let me know what you think of them. Sorta silly for my age but oh well.... I do what I want and besides age is just a number that's what I keep telling myself 🤣🤣

2021-09-25 15:58:06 +0000 UTC View Post

He jerked me off, then he jerked himself off on me...I'm ver..

He jerked me off, then he jerked himself off on me...I'm very OK with that

2021-09-24 22:24:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Ever seen a chick jerked off before? Requires a massive clit..

Ever seen a chick jerked off before? Requires a massive clit and a clit mechanic, both of which were available and I put him to good use 😉👍 @u125291845

2021-09-24 19:10:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Working on a new update and I realized I am making an update..

Working on a new update and I realized I am making an update without even trying 😉🍆

2021-09-24 15:57:38 +0000 UTC View Post

I have this thing for feeling sperm inside of me. It's prob..

I have this thing for feeling sperm inside of me. It's probably some instinctual thing hardwired into me, but who cares. I like to feel jizz in my guts. That bothers some people, not many, but a few. It probably grosses them out or something along that line. Not my problem. I like it inside of me, and I love the delivery method. This claim isn't some porn catch. It's not a "Look at me, look at me, I love sperm!" sales pitch. It's not designed to make you horny. It's just a simple fact. I just like cum. Especially when it's in me. If that makes you horny, then even better. Let's move on. I don't need to spend an hour telling you why I like to breed in the broadest sense of the term. On the subject of sperm, I was caught up in an online back and forth that you can pregnant if you allow the sperm to drip out of your ass after an anal creampie and let it flow into your pussy. I have never known anyone who has, but I have heard about many instances where it has happened. I like to term this the "Tokyo Drift." I didn't coin that, but it is fitting. Try explaining that one to an actual "Tokyo Drift" baby. I don't see how you don't end up telling them that they are, in no uncertain terms, "an asshole." It's jizz Friday, so what else? I did have a friend ask me if sperm was fattening. I told her, "If you swallow, he won't give one fuck about how fat you are." So drink all the nut you want, ladies. It's a win-win for everyone. I was once reading this thing, and it basically said in a different way that we are all winners at least once. To make it short and sweet, we are all the fastest sperm out of a set of testicles, and beat we beat out, pun intended, a million other ones to be who we are. Holy shit, I'm out there today—time to stop. I worked out this morning, and it was sucky as fuck. I felt like shit the entire time. Thirty minutes later, I feel fucking great! Fucking Covid, though less severe than the flu, at least for me it has been, is a weird one. It hangs around longer than the flu and fucks with you now and then. Every time I think I got it beat, boom, it gets all up in me and tries to kill me a little bit. Oh well, shit happens, and I know people who have infinitely more problems with it than I did/do. So that humbles me not to complain, especially since I feel perfect right now. I could use a good, long, steady fuck right about now. I'm going to hold off another few days until I know I'm solid and will not pass it around. Doc says I'm past that stage, but I don't trust anything the docs say about Covid because none of them seem to have the same damn story.

2021-09-24 15:43:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Post 1 of 2: These photos go all the way back to 2005. Who r..

Post 1 of 2: These photos go all the way back to 2005. Who remembers the glory days of porn? I do. I was in them. Back when they had studios with sets with lots of lighting in all kinds of equipment around. I was more than likely going to fuck the male talent in the bathroom before the shoot, much to the director's dismay. It was my way of saying hello, and that was the downfall of hiring me. On more than one occasion, we had to wait for the male talent to get his dick hard again because I drained his balls 30 minutes prior. I don't remember shooting these pictures, yet I have them. I'm sure it was for a porn, but I just can't remember which one. In the glory days of porn, you would always go through two or three hours of shooting stills before actually shooting the video. That was when the websites offered the photos as well as the video for each porn they made. I guess not enough people like the still shots, so the kind quit doing them. Nowadays, they shoot a few here and there to advertise on Twitter and such, but that's about it. I think photos are making a comeback. They're fun to look at, and they just kind of slow things down a little bit. I do enjoy taking them, and I probably bombard you with way too many, but there are worse things you could have to endure. I could be doing that crappy pay per message thing. Guess what you've never seen on my page? A crappy pay per message that's what you've never seen. Every time I join a girl site and get one of those, I want to pull my hair out. But to each their own, and they're probably making $1 million a week doing it, but it just takes the fun out of it for me. Anyway, enjoy these photos and let me know what you think. I haven't had a good dicking in a while, and I'm kind of feeling it. So I thought I would dress a little sexy to sort of get that "I'm sexy" feeling back to sorts. It caused a lady with a body forged by cheeseburgers to make faces at me and look at me in disgust. I'm thinking, why in the fuck would someone worry about what I'm doing or wearing, which certainly wasn't all that risque. She should be careful because while she was busy staring at me, her closet door might have burst open from all the skeletons she has stuffed in it. It just caught me odd that she is concerned about what I'm doing when she should obviously be more concerned about her own goings-on. I am the least of her worries. But I've reached that age where not one fuck is given. So I just smiled at her and went about my business. I just thought I'd tell you that. Oddly enough, I still haven't kicked the crud, but I don't have time with the patience to sit around and stare at the TV. So I keep myself busy. I try to exercise at least three or four times a week, and I force myself to rub one out pretty much daily. The annoying part is some days, I feel pretty damn good, and then the next day, it's right back with a vengeance. Such is life, and no point sitting around crying about it as this shall pass, and the dickings shall return. Sure, I can get laid, and sure I could have videotaped the fucking's I could have received. I just don't want to pass this along to other people, so I will ride it out, and as soon it is over, I am going to murder every penis that dares to show its one-eyed head in front of my vagina. I am just saying here.

2021-09-24 00:37:08 +0000 UTC View Post

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2021-09-24 00:35:52 +0000 UTC View Post

See-thru in blue makes balls turn blue so beat the meat and ..

See-thru in blue makes balls turn blue so beat the meat and empty the sack, just grab on to the meat and give it a good jack! I should have been a songwriter. Enjoy the pics and let me know what you think!

2021-09-23 19:44:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Hello everyone, putting some stuff on and taking it off and ..

Hello everyone, putting some stuff on and taking it off and taking pics and vids because it's what I do. I was going to tell you something but I'm pulling a Joe B here and can't remember what the fuck it was. Oh well, it will come back to me. Anyway, lots more stuff today and tomorrow so should be fun!

2021-09-23 15:55:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Good Morning everyone! Just getting started but I have some..

Good Morning everyone! Just getting started but I have some pretty good stuff cumming your way today!

2021-09-23 13:42:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Someone asked me if I thought I masturbated too much? Wait,..

Someone asked me if I thought I masturbated too much? Wait, is that even possible? So I googled it. Apparently, if you masturbate at inappropriate times, then you masturbate too much. I mean, when is it problematic? If you're a dude, it's probably not a good idea to start rubbing one out when you're getting a prostate exam from your doctor. But chicks? We get more leeway. I could start rubbing one out on a bus and probably get away with it. Guys, you are getting dropped off at the sex offender academy known as prison. I made a joke about masturbation a few months ago, and a lady asked me if I really do masturbate as much as I said I did. My answer to her was, "Yes, and I always think of you when I do. Would you like to watch?" She didn't ask any more questions. Look, I am a firm believer in masturbation. Got a serious life problem? Rub one out. It's pretty much my go-to answer to everything. Not saying it works for everyone, but it couldn't hurt to try it. Unless, of course, it's humid out, and you don't have any lube. Then you got to watch out for hot spots, if you know what I mean! Women like to ask me why I don't have a boyfriend or husband. They ask that a lot. My go-to reply is, "I'm waiting for your son to turn 18." They usually quit asking after that. Plus, they think I'm serious. I might just be. I'll never tell.

2021-09-22 19:14:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey there, just a quick update for you this morning, have a ..

Hey there, just a quick update for you this morning, have a pretty busy day today but wanted get something up for all of you before I head out for a bit. I'll get something better and hopefully some pics of a big load of Jizz that I am expecting to drain from my dates testicles, been along time for both of us so it should be a great one 😜 Anyway, have a great day and catch you all later 💋

2021-09-21 15:33:13 +0000 UTC View Post

So I came across these pics thinking they were around the sa..

So I came across these pics thinking they were around the same date I got the Borat slingback. I make a pretty sexy school girl if you ask me. Hell, if I was a teacher I'd fuck me! Man, I wish I had a dick and clone of myself, that would be awesome. Wait. I am getting very weird. Shit happens when I get all excited and such. Anyway, enjoy these pics from 2015!

2021-09-21 00:20:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Another quick little update before I get the picture set up ..

Another quick little update before I get the picture set up 😉 Hope you are having a great Monday.

2021-09-20 20:34:28 +0000 UTC View Post

You say slut. I say chick that likes dick. Half a dozen, si..

You say slut. I say chick that likes dick. Half a dozen, six the other. I wish it were half a dozen, but that's beside the point. So anyway, bring on the penis. Yes, I have been accused, by an angry person who is having marital problems. Nothing to do with me but apparently "people like me" have caused her marital demise. So she deemed me a slut and correctly and proudly so in the terminology of the word slut. My love of having penis dump pile after pile of sperm in my guts certainly confirms the slut accusation. I love it when women get all bent out of shape over people like me who enjoy sex in massive amounts. They always speak like they are talking from a place of moral superiority. They tend to be pretty delusional about how wonderful they think they are. They think they are my competition. Please, they aren't my competition. They are my amusement. Am I slut? Absolutely! And you should be happy for me! How do you know if you are a slut? When you officially run out of men to fuck to the point that you have to move to find more cock. When you see a guy that catches your eye, and the first thought is, "I wonder how his dick will look in my mouth?" That's how you know if you are a slut. My favorite shade of lipstick is penis. Yes, I'm a slut. So what? I like to fuck. I like to fuck a whole lot. That is a problem because? Please, take your time and explain it to me. Tell me how it is destroying my life? Sure, I fuck married guys, as well as married girls. I am an equal opportunity homewrecker, so to speak. However, I don't make this decision. They do. They would be the homewreckers. I'm just using the dick for an hour or so. I don't want him emotionally. I only want him to breed me and go away. Look, I do as I please and please those that I do. I don't care about marital status, relationship status. If they want to be with you exclusively, they will. If not, well, it really is that simple. Wives and girlfriends should be baking me cakes and cookies because I send their guy home in one hell of a good mood. Giving me an anal creampie has that effect on men. Plus, since about 99% of the reasons for stepping out on their other half is lack of sex, so technically, I am doing them a favor by draining their man's testicles. They no longer have to do that chore as they seem to find it repulsive. That's ok. One girl's repulsion is another girl's delight. To add on more oddness to the day, I just got sent a meme from a past gay girlfriend who now lives in Pasadena, CA. It says, "My body does not define my gender." She wants me to help her with this campaign slogan or whatever it is. She wants me to retweet it. I thought about it and came to the following conclusion. Get the fuck out of here. I am not interested in playing these dumb games. Even if I was to participate in causes, it would be for something that is a legitimate issue. You know, like starving people, people who need healthcare, shelter, shit like that. I am not going to get on board with some idiot who can't figure out if they are a male or female. And no, you don't get to be both, nor do you get to be neither. Just like I don't get to be 1 ft tall simply because I feel like I'm 1 ft tall. In the end, I'll still be 5 ft 8 inches, and no matter how hard I try, I won't fit through the dollhouse door. So yes, your body does define your gender unless you are a graduate of the Shortbus academy. Just to be clear, I am absolutely fine if you pretend to be any gender you want. By all means, feel free to do just that. You may even pull it off and fool everyone, but in the end, your body knows who it is and what it is. So no, no more of these stupid games. It's time to let these ludicrous I can be anything mythical thing I want to be games to come to a conclusion. Pick a sexuality or don't. Nobody gives a flying fuck what you choose but for the love of all that is holy, shut the fuck up about it. Fuck. Why is this teeing me off? It shouldn't, but still, it does. It has to be this special level of woke stupidity that is annoying me. I mean, I'm open to all kinds of new ideas and thought processes. Until it crosses the line of being moronic, then I'm out. Her slogan should have been, "My body does not define my sexuality." I can get on board with that. Fuck it, that's enough for right now. I'm frustrating myself, and I want to be horny. It's hard to be horny when you want to smash your computer and move off the grid. But then I wouldn't be able to look at all the amazing transgenders on my computer. I masturbate to a lot of transgender porn. It's kind of my thing.

2021-09-20 20:17:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey there guys, just a quick little update. I decided to do ..

Hey there guys, just a quick little update. I decided to do a photo shoot in some lingerie, haven't done that for awhile 😉 The pics will be up in just a little bit, have some things to do first. Catch ya later 💋

2021-09-20 17:47:45 +0000 UTC View Post

One more day till I get back to the business of putting dick..

One more day till I get back to the business of putting dick inside of me and breeding them properly 😜👍. Till then it is spank bank material for me and you 😉. Just because I can't insert dick into my guts doesn't mean I don't want to do other things to them, it just makes me want to play with them more. Funny how that works 🍆❤️ @u125291845

2021-09-19 19:22:43 +0000 UTC View Post