So I had a request for this anal creampie video. I thought about getting ass fucked last night but whether you believe it or not lots of guys are not fans of it. I did prepare myself in case we got around to that. We didn't. But it is my guess my new fuck toy is up for the job. It's so long though, I don't know if I can take it all. About 7 inches is my limit but I am always up for a challenge!
Perfect day here in Daytona. Suns out, 80 degrees at 8 am, slight breeze, and I’m still leaking sperm out of me from last night. I should have taken a shower, but I was too tired to make that happen. Plus, I like that dirty, sticky, feeling cum gives me from leaving it inside of me. I probably fucked for three hours last night. A couple of five minutes breaks at most. His dick never got soft. Even after dumping one of four loads of jizz in my guts, it stayed as hard as it was the second I made it that way earlier in the evening. That’s why I love 20 something cock. Not only is it stone hard to the point, it feels like it might snap off if you bend it too far; it stays that way till I’m completely done with it. If 20 something cocks had the same experience of 40 to 50 something cocks, I would chain them up in my basement and never let them leave. But they don’t, so I have to make up for that. That’s okay. I enjoy adding a little extra to keep my pussy entertained and purring like a kitten.
We went to his little apartment that he shares with his roommate. He was home. I didn’t care. Not a bad-looking guy and for a minute I thought we were going to do a three-way. I’m glad I didn’t anything because I was misreading the situation. I may have been a little overexcited at the thought, clouding my judgment. Who cares? You only live once. No time to be embarrassed about things you want to do. Anyway, it really wasn’t an exciting lead up. No super duper stories about how I did this or that before we fucked. We were supposed to go hang out at a couple of clubs, but I nixed all that. So we drove down A1A, looked at the very diminished amount of Trucktoberfest trucks, and then went to his place. Honestly, that is all I really wanted to do. No clubs, no drinking, no noise. Just let me enjoy the dick and we will all have a great night. That is what we did. All of this and I was home by 11 pm, sitting on the couch, on a towel to catch the sperm still draining out of me. That’s a good night.
So, what did we do? It was pretty straightforward. I sucked his dick quite a bit because he couldn’t get enough of it. It’s a long dick. I bet it’s every bit of 9 inches. Maybe a little thicker than normal. It’s hard to tell because it’s so long. The head of his cock is a work of art. I almost don’t know how to explain it because it’s just hard not to notice it. It is so perfect you can’t help but put it in your mouth. It tastes magnificent, but that is probably a more mental thing than anything else. If I let him, he would have let me suck his dick all night long. I would do that for him. In fact, I would love to be his cock slave. I don’t know if that will happen. He isn’t super assertive and I pretty much have to take the lead. But, I his cock is more than strong enough that I could see myself being called up at midnight and ordered to suck his dick and doing it with anticipation. His dick gave me good cums. Not the greatest, but very solid. He needs some refinement on his fucking skills, but a few more fucks, and I think we will be on the right track to pass out level orgasms. What he does have is the dick and the stamina. His dick is hard to compete with. He’s blessed in that department. It’s long but not long enough that it’s uncomfortable. The width is perfect for long fuck sessions. When he bottoms it out and leaves the head of his dick touching whatever it’s touching, it takes my breath away. I’m not kidding. He would bottom out and I would grab his arms and forget to breathe. If he would have just been able to pump his sperm into my guts after bottoming out and staying there, as in not moving, I probably would have had a melt down orgasm. But he couldn’t help himself and kept sliding in and out. I tried all four times. His cum overrides his brain he just starts pumping in and out hard and fast. It’s good, but if he would just bottom that head out inside of me and stay there pump sperm… fuck, I don’t even want to think about how good that cum would be for me. He could own my pussy if he figures out how to do that. We are just getting started, though. He wants to fuck today. He has already texted me. I am going to say no. I don’t want to burn it out for either of us. I am going to rub one out, though. In fact, that is what I’m going to do right now, before I take my shower. Tuesday I’ll fuck him again. Then Friday. If he gets it right, that schedule could be out the window. I’ll fuck him whenever he says so. At that point, he is making the schedule of when and where his dick will be inside of me. Off to rub one out, talk to you all in a bit!
Here we go. So I am going to try to get laid again tonight. This will be my second attempt at it, so let’s keep our fingers crossed it goes better than last night. I could use a solid internal sperm greasing in the worst kind of ways. I was a bit down and out earlier on this morning, but no point in dwelling on what was but let us focus on what could be. What could be is that long twenty-four-year-old cock making me hold my breath when it slides inside of me. Damn, that sounds good. I like how that typed out. That’s exactly what I do when I get a good dicking. I hold my breath for some reason. When the dick slides in, I breathe in deep and hold it. I don’t know why, I just do, but I get back to normal once we get a rhythm going. I am not the only one that does things like that because I see you guys doing your stuff. Some of you curl your toes. Yes, I see you do that! I say nothing because I know it makes people uncomfortable when I point things out like that. They think it’s like a reprimand or I’m making fun of them. I’m not. I just find it interesting how the body reacts to sex. What else? Some of you close your eyes, some of you make sounds, there are a million things. No one person is exactly the same. It’s these things that give me my weird fantasies. Fantasies of having a dick of my own. How amazing would life be if we all had dicks and pussies? Tell me it wouldn’t be awesome if you were on all fours looking back at me while I slipped my dick in your guts and left you full of sperm. You would get to experience what I feel when a cock pumps jizz inside of me. That warm lumpy spray that lubricates everything. I know, seems weird having a chick behind you with a dick breeding you, but the best part is I am not asking you to give up your dick. After I cum dump you, I fully expect you to return the favor and fill me up till I overflow. Having both sets of equipment would technically be the epitome of “Double your Pleasure” if you know what I mean. Here is a mind blowing concept. What if you could cum from both your dick and box at the same time? That might be way too much for a body to handle, but I would go out of my way to try it. I seriously would. Fuck, I am getting way out there right now. That is what happens when I have dick on my mind. I think of all the weird shit I want to do. Anway, I am going to make a video and some pics so enjoy these pics I took today and from earlier in the week. Catch you all in a bit!
Hello everyone. This isn't a great post for OnlyFans but I have no other place to put it. What's going on? Did I get laid last night? That's the million-dollar question. The answer is a technical no, as in I did not. Which sucks. It wasn't my fault, nor was it his fault. It was my sadistic, horrific neighbor's fault. I have the pleasure of living next door to the crappiest house on my street. It's a rental house, and some stripper is living in it at the moment. One would think that would be heaven for me. It is anything but that. She is one fucked up individual, giving the entire stripping industry a bad name. Drugs, alcohol, the parties start at 4 am when the club lets out. The whole street is allying against her, and I have officially joined as of last night. I am a strict believer in discussing things face to face, no cops, no code enforcement, just be normal people and come to an understanding and compromise. I have done that, and it has been very successful. They have parked everywhere except my yard, which has caused some to think we are in cahoots with each other. We are not. I simply stated my case, and she instructed her club cronies not to park in my yard. Plus, I took care of her two Great Dane puppies, who are no longer puppies but massive dogs. I bathed them because they smelled like shit. They smelled like shit because they were caged/crated in their own shit. I cleaned the shit, trying to understand why someone would allow their animals to be without water, food, and living in their own shit. I kept them in my own backyard because I have a 6-foot fence and the largest lot on the entire street. I put flea and tick medicine on them because they were infested. It worked. It had to because they were socialized by my two Pit Bulls and one 15lb terrier of some sort, and I couldn't have fleas and ticks transferring from them to my dogs. I had to walk them home because she would just assume to leave them with me. They got to my house in the first place because she would leave them out in her front yard with a beat-up 4-ft fence they basically could just hop over without effort. Then they would immediately be at my front door barking until I let them in for water and snacks. I have three dogs—two large ones, one small. I can't add two more massive animals as extraordinary as they are. It wouldn't be fair to any of them, and I don't have the resources to care for that many dogs, especially of that size. Anyways, what happened yesterday? I haven't seen her for three or four days. The dogs were never outside, but I could hear them howling. I tried to ignore it, thinking maybe I just didn't see her coming and going. I didn't want to be the person who jumped to conclusions. I couldn't stand it anymore, and right before I was going out on my fuck date, I had to look. I could smell it before I got there. No, they were not dead, I want to get that out upfront. But the entire house was and still is covered in waste and garbage. The two dogs were stuffed in a single crate designed for a dog half their size. They couldn't even lay down without one laying on top of the other. They were covered in their own filth because they hadn't been let out for days. They had no water, no food, just two dogs stuffed into an undersized steel cage. All the doors, all the windows, they are all locked up tight. So I call the cops. They come out and agree it's animal abuse but call the landlord first. He comes out and calls the tenant, and she says she was there all day and fed them. The shit everywhere tells a different story. They ask her where she is and to come to the house. She won't do it. They inform her that animal abuse is a felony in Florida. She hangs up. The cops call animal control, and they are closed but promise to come out sometime on Monday. I agree to take the dogs till someone comes for them. The landlord then refuses to open the door. Saying he will be sued if he lets them take the dogs. The cops don't know what to do, so they fill out some paperwork and talk amongst each other, then announce that animal control will be out Monday. I told them I would get into the house on my own, and they warned me about breaking the law. I told them if someone weren't here by the morning, I would deal with that as it comes, but I was going in the house. I went to the house with a hammer this morning at 7 am. Both dogs of the dogs were gone. The house remains covered in crap. The stench is unbearable once you get near it. They came in the middle of the night to get the dogs. They are now out of my sight and hearing, making life easier for me because eventually, I'll forget about it now that they are no longer here. That doesn't help these dogs. They will continue to live and probably die this miserable life. The story remains the same for them. Just the surroundings have changed. I feel like I have let them down.
Finally, I got something worth writing about. It's been a while, and though I haven't put the dick inside me yet, I am sure that it will be shortly. I do have the "I have a girlfriend" thing going on, but since his dick has already dumped a load of swimmers down my throat, I'm pretty sure I have that issue squashed. Plus, he keeps texting me, so he isn't feeling that guilty about it. It's just sex. He can marry his girlfriend for all I care. I just want to empty his balls inside me once in a while. Then back to your girl you go. Plus, he's 24 yrs old, a pain to listen to because he's talking about things that excite 24 yr olds that I could care less about. If I spend too much time with him, he will annoy me to the point his penis will no longer be attractive. I like his penis too much to let that happen, so I will find creative ways to keep him interested and "cumming" back for more at the same time, getting him gone quickly without tipping him off that he's annoying.
So, you want to know what happened, do ya? Probably not, but I'll tell you anyway. He works at Publix. I don't know precisely what he does, but I have seen him there many times. Good looking guy. Tall, thin, well kept, surfer type thing going on but with short hair. We have had the flirt thing going on for some time now. He goes out his way to say hi, and I go out of my way to see if he's working when I'm there. Yesterday, I saw him in the frozen aisle, so I went to see about getting some ice cream. It worked. He came up and talked, and we yacked about Trucktoberfest and such and how it looks like a bust. Long story short, we flirted back and forth, with me ending up saying we could have our own Trucktoberfest in my truck. That made things a bit awkward, but I got my point across. I finished my shopping, went to check out, and he was bagging, so I went through his line. He has to ask every customer if they need help getting their stuff to their car, and for the first time ever, I said "absolutely." So to my truck, we went. He got all super duper excited about my vehicle, so I had him sit in it. I put my hand on his thigh, strategically placed it close to the dick, and his pants were tented by a cock pole within seconds. I commented on it, and he was bright red. He got even redder when I touched it through his pants. I love that squirmy, uncomfortable, and we shouldn't be doing this look. But we did it. He never even made a move to stop me from unzipping him. It took me forever to get his dick out of that ridiculously stupid cock slit they put in underwear. Getting a hard dick through it is not easy, especially when the pants are still on. He has a good dick. It's larger than most. Length-wise that is. It's pretty much standard as far as girth goes. But I'm guessing over 8 inches, close to nine maybe. It's a very pretty dick. Very smooth, very proportioned head. Fun to look at. A pleasure to hold in my hand. It's also only 24 years old, and it has that pulsing hardness about it. I stroked him for a minute or so while he was sitting in my truck seat before he announced he was going to cum. Nothing to clean up with, so down the throat, it goes. I leaned over and finished him off with my lips and sucked down a steamy pile of sperm into my stomach. It feels good sitting here typing this out, knowing I have his jizz in my stomach. I like to think that I fed off of something that his testicles made, and I manipulated his cock to give it to me. Now that part of him is inside of me. Creepy weird, I know, I often wonder why these things turn me on, but they do. It is what it is. Anyway, we zipped him back up, exchanged numbers, and now I am waiting until 6:30 tonight for when he gets off to see if we can seal the deal properly with him leaving a load inside me via my pussy this time. I'm pretty sure it's on from the amount and context of the texts I'm getting. Hopefully, this is a long-term thing. I think I can teach this one properly.
I got more to post tonight so I am going to keep this one short as I have a last-minute dick inside me opportunity and I need to run! Not going to miss this one if I can help it! Kind of bummed I already rubbed one out today but I didn't see this one cumming so to speak!
PS, my server is goofed but the company is on it so it should be running normally shortly. Actually, it should be running normally now but I am having troubles with the uploads so new posts are kind of messed up. Bear with me!
Good Morning everyone! I am starting today off with a throwback video of 2008 and a set of pics from 2006. It's a video I made with Zoe Zayne and some guy we found somewhere. I haven't a clue who he is, if he ever did anything else, or if this was his one and only porn he ever made. The password has changed, and it is now 1021tb so I would copy and paste it before heading over to bt34gg.com to watch it. New folks, bt34gg is a site where I post stuff made before the new ID requirements that I can no longer post here. It's completely free, and there are no sales, no spam, just my porn that is only for OF subscribers. Simply plug in the password 1021tb and you are all set. Quickly on the photos, there are a ton of them, and they are from those long-gone days when I was known as Alexa Brooke. How did I get that name? A Russian web development company decided that Brooke Tyler was too ordinary, and they built me a site and changed my name to Alexa Brooke. I was a bit taken back by that, and after a year or so, I created my own site and switched back. That is how at one point, I was known as Alexa Brooke. Now you know.
Anyways. I built the set you see in this porn in my studio. I created a total of nine sets, and this was a popular one. I made this porn because, at the time, there were a ton of hot teachers fucking their students and getting caught, so I thought, why not jump on the bandwagon. Of course, we don't quite look the part, but that wasn't the point. Have I ever had that fantasy? Not quite the way I think most guys into it want me to say, but yes, I have had that cross my mind. The part that kills it for the hardcore enthusiast regarding the teacher fucking the student is that I have always liked my guys 18 or older. In fact, probably more in their 20's is more my speed. Why? Because they have a better grasp of what's going on when it cums to fucking. Have I fucked an 18 yr old? Absolutely. Probably 5 or 6 of them. Only one sticks out, not because he had a giant dick, which he basically did, but because he could use it and last longer than 30 seconds. That was about three years ago. The rest, though fun and refreshing, were crappy lays. It's not their fault. They haven't figured it out yet, and if they were smart, they learned and got better as most do. Their cocks, though, out of this world hard like steel. I do love to grab them and feel their hardness. The stiffness is amazing when it's inside of me. Nothing in the world feels like or can replace a granite-hard penis pushing my insides around. The problem is that it only lasts for a minute, then boom, all done. Please wait 5 minutes, do it again, boom, all done. Rinse, repeat. Older guys can get going for reasonable lengths of time, and I need that constant fucking to get off. I can cum immediately, but it's not the big one. That one takes a bit of work to get to, but once we get there, stand back because I am about to blow big time, Mr! I find that around the age of 24, they are pretty much at that point they can finish me off. I have had a guy at the age of 22 make me his cock slave because it was perfect of a dick, and he knew exactly what to do with it. I wish I could find him again. I would love to be begging him to let me suck his dick again. Such is life. They "cum" and they go. Catch you all in a bit!
Yep, we are in it now, and still, there are more to cum! Back in the day, we used to shoot a shit ton of pics because videos were so hard to get uploaded and working properly!
Here is a video I made for a guy who gave me an awesome "tip" so I did this one just for him. He knows who he is so no need in announcing it! Did we fuck? Yes, we did. And I got off in a very big way. However, he would only hold the camera while I was blowing him. The dick is attached to him, he makes the rules folks. I would have filmed it all but again, it's not my dick. But after watching it, It is pretty damn good. I made him cum by licking his dick. That was fun. It was a lot more than it showed on the video, a bad angle for that but still, it was a great cumshot! I have more cumming today so keep your eye out for it! @u125291845
Good morning everyone! Getting stretched out so I can get stretched out! I am going to get laid today, hopefully, video it, and show it to you! It will be later this afternoon but I have other goodies for you to check out before then! Anyway, some morning stretch pics, and I will see you again shortly. Just getting things ready for you!
OK, sorry for the late start today. I got caught up with emergency babysitting duty so that kind of puts a damper on things. Finally, have my house back and ready to go! These are some photos in relation to this post. The video which is way better than the pics was made a few years back. It is on bt34gg.com and the password is still 1015gold (copy and paste the password, it just works better.) It was in response to me years later after I quit being accused of showing favoritism to guys that I liked when I used to be the big cheese at a home health care company. I absolutely showed favoritism. If they were hot, fucking me, then as far as I was concerned they were willing to go the extra mile so up the ladder you go. They were all clowns anyway. I carried that place for years until I said "See ya, I'm out the door to do porn full time." But, they were fun to fuck. If I can remember correctly I was fucking three of the employees, two of them at the same time. I had cock buried in me balls deep pretty much daily. Good days for sure. It was a national company and since I was also fucking the right people at the hospitals, I was getting more than our share of setup referrals. Everyone was happy, making money, and I was getting fucked in the best of ways. How business was supposed to run. I didn't just fuck anyone, I don't want to sound like I was happy to spread the legs for anyone who could further my career. I only fucked the guys I wanted to fuck. Guys that turned me on and I would have fucked them even if they were the janitors. We didn't have all that sexual harassment stuff going on back then. Sure, some guys were a bit creepy but a simple "go fuck yourself" normally did the trick. I never understood why women don't assert themselves more. Set the boundaries right upfront. "You, I like you, feel free to smack my ass." "You, you weird me out, touch me and I will feed you your hand." This method works. Unless of course, it is a psychopath or Hanibal Lector, then you have a problem. Other than that, I always found sucking a dick during work hours motivational. We should be doing more of that these days. Then we wouldn't have a worker shortage. Just saying. @u125291845
Hey everyone, hope you are having a great day, here's a little update for you😜 Got a little turned on watching some of my own porn so I thought I would show you 😁 Enjoy and catch up with ya later 💋
Sorry for the late posts, but I had a late night last night. I was out and about for Biketoberfest till around 3 am, then didn't fall asleep until around 4:30 am. It was fun. Very fun. Did I get laid? Nope. I got cockblocked by guys. What is going on in this world when guys are cockblocking one another? I get it. He has a girlfriend. She's in Wisconsin, and his dick is in Florida. My vagina certainly isn't going to tell, and I doubt his dick will either. It's not like we are going to go steady or something. Put your cock in my guts, move it around, dump some jizz, thank you very much, now hit the road. It's that simple. It's not the end of the world. I promise you, in this case, what she doesn't know is definitely not going to hurt her. Such is life. If I were her, I would want to know. In fact, take pics. Better yet, video it so we can fuck each other watching it. It's just sex. But they kept him out of my vagina, so I went home wet but not as wet as I should have been. I am more pissed off that I wasted so much time on him when I could have been hitting it up with someone else who was willing to play along and stick it in. I really thought I was going to get bred by this 20 something guy, so when that didn't happen, I was disappointed. I haven't even rubbed one out yet. I do really need to get that done. I am annoyingly frustrated, and there is one sure way to take the edge off, and that is with electronics. As in vibrators and phones. Vibrators to get my clit going, phones to look at pics, and videos to get my mind going. I don't need to look at videos and pics, but I enjoy it. If I am looking at someone other than myself, then I just pretend I am the chick. The benefit most porn chicks never talk about is I can pull up fuck videos and pics of myself anytime I want. I often do watch myself getting fucked when I am rubbing myself off. Who wouldn't?
Just in case you missed the previous post, I will remind you, I did put up a new xxx video on bt34gg and the password is 1015gold so check that out. I think it's a pretty good one.
So, I have to give you throwback content today. I am too tired to do anything else. But nobody has ever seen this stuff, so in a way, it is kind of new. I'm serious when I say nobody has ever seen it before. It was my attempt at self-photography way back in the day. I think this is 2006, and phone cameras weren't quite what they are now, so I never used them. Hell texting was an issue because you had to press a number key a certain amount of times to get the correct letter. It took forever. I hated texting back then! So I bought a Canon EOS 10. That's what the metadata says, and I was trying to figure it out. Anyway, let me know what you think!
There is a new video up on bt34gg.com so check that out. For the new people, that is where I put the content that doesn't conform to the new documentation requirements for OF. It's 100% free for subscribers and there is nothing for sale on bt34gg. The password is the same 1015gold (copy and paste it if you can) and is with a guy with whom I shot two Shut Up and Fuck videos. He was pretty good. I did fuck him a couple of times off camera after our second video. I would have kept fucking him, but he moved, so that ended that. Again, these videos are unique in the sense that is absolutely no script. No pre-video coaching or ideas. Just sign the paperwork, and then on goes the camera, and we fuck. Whatever way we want to fuck is what we do. No director telling us to stop, start, stop, start, do this, do that, blah blah blah. Just fucking and letting the sex take us where it wants to take us. Where did I find this guy? On Adult Friend Finder. When it was popular and somewhat legit, I got lots of guys off of there. Now I can't even figure it out. I'm still on there, but I haven't logged in in probably a year or so. Now I do the Tinder and Bumble thing. Somewhat successful but still hit or miss as far as reliability goes. @u125291845
A few more pics from today, a couple with my board if anyone is into that. I am absolutely hooked on "carving" the streets right now. It does go around 28mph so its pretty quick!
A few more pics from today, a couple with my board if anyone is into that. I am absolutely hooked on "carving" the streets right now. It does go around 28mph so its pretty quick!
So, here is some weird porn you might like. Check it out. See what you think. Today is a new password for bt34gg.com and it is 1015gold You have to go there to see this video as I can't put it on Onlyfans. Yes, it's free, no spammy shit, no ads, nothing is for sale. Totally free for my OF's subscribers. Anyway, the video is from my days when I was active with a live studio and was actively recruiting girls for porn. Yes, I did quite a bit of behind-the-scenes studio work. I enjoyed it. The girls were a massive amount of work, which is an excellent way of saying they were a pain in the ass, but it was still fun. The award shows. I still hate them to this day. They are such a load of crap it's unreal. There is no actual fan participation in who wins what, so don't be fooled. It's all about who spent the most advertising dollars. That is how you get nominated. If you spend advertising dollars, you are nominated. There is a little more to it than that, but basically, that's it in a nutshell. So if you ever wondered why every ding dong on the planet is nominated for the AVN's or whatever award show they come up with, that's why. If they happen to be with an agent who advertised, then they are nominated simply by association. I complained about that to one of the bigger studios, and we argued. Neither one of us came to any agreement, so I made these goofy videos for years, much to their annoyance. This is just a very short one. I made a ton more but not sure you folks really want to see them. If you like them, I'll put more up like this from time to time. Some are relatively controversial as they were made before the time of cancel culture and the woke ding dong invasion. Again, to see the video and others you have to go to bt34gg put the password 1015gold in and you are all set.
Going to take my eboard down Main St in this outfit and see if I can get a rise out of the bikers 🍆😉. Will get you a update report along with more content today so see you soon ❤️
Just a quick post to get the morning started. Nothing glamorous, just simple pics of me on the back porch getting the day started. No edits, no filters. If you want big fake tits, you are at the right place. If you want big fake plastic faces via the magic of apps and photoshop, wrong place. I have one technique for editing my face. Crop my head right out of the picture. So, if you ever wanted to know which photos are edited simply look for the ones I have no head. It's a free app. You don't even have to download it. How it works is when you take pics or videos just ensure your head isn't in the frame then push the button. Works like magic.
Porn chicks hate each other. They swear they love each other publicly and often to each other's faces. Then they break out the machete the second the other turns their back. Watching the lawsuit involving dog porn between three of them. They should make a reality legal show out of this crap. Two lesser porn people decided to accuse, most certainly wrongly, of a more substantial name in porn of making dog porn on Twitter. Be right back, I'm going to get some popcorn, this is going to get good.
On this note, I am going to put up some awesome behind-the-scenes outtakes of what really goes down on porn sets. I'll post the new password shortly for bt34gg so watch for it.
Will someone please explain why motorcyclists insist on riding right on top of the centerline? It's like they are daring me to kick my door open and send them on their way into the afterlife. I'll never forget the story from a friend who rides Harley's about the time some old lady cut him off with her smart car. He pulled up beside her at a red light and let her know in no uncertain terms he wasn't happy with her. When the light turn green she swerved into him and sent him to the pavement and drove off. They never found her, he didn't get the plate. His own admission to me was the moral of the story is that Granny in a smart car will take out the toughest of bikers without even blinking an eye. I mention this because it is Biketoberfest here in Daytona Beach FL and just me doing my normal out and about the thing is nearly impossible as there are 200K plus bikers here. They are like flys buzzing around everywhere. Which I love and don't mind even a little bit that anything I do will take longer than normal just due to the number of people on the roads. But for fucks sake just because you come to Daytona Beach doesn't mean you can drive any way you feel like riding. Red lights still mean stop, drinking and driving is still illegal, and just because you put on your magical leather biker vest doesn't mean the asphalt will be any kinder when your face is sliding across it. I asked the pavement and it told me it just didn't care about your skin. Just saying here. I do love all the bikers that come here. I want them to have the time of their lives. But folks, you got to be careful. Now out of my way while I get on my brand new electric skateboard that goes 30mph without a helmet.
So I met this cute guy today. He's 23, skinny, looks younger, so I'm not sure if I want to read him a story or let him breed me. I am leaning towards breeding. I don't know. Weird how the mind works. He is so...23 but could pass for way less. Oddly enough I want his sperm inside me. I want to see his face when he cums, how his body reacts when his balls start pumping jizz inside of me. I can almost feel it flooding me and running out just thinking about it. It seems like it would so fresh and crisp. Nut from a 23-year-old trying to put a baby inside of me. It will fail but I guarantee it will do its best to try. Why does that turn me on? Why does that turn me on so much more than an older man doing a sperm dump inside of me? Again, I don't know. It just does. So I made this video and I kind of made up a story for it because I was too embarrassed to tell you what really had me wet. Then I decided afterward why would I do that? Who cares. You already know I'm a perv and I enjoy being a perv. So let us get our perv on. That's the conclusion I came to anyway...literally!
Someone asked if I like to masturbate in the sunshine and if so do I have any videos of it. I am guessing he may want to know the answer to this because I live in the sunshine state and the answer is yes. I often do. I have access to private property that is owned by my family and all 137 acres are fenced in with only one access road. That's what I call private. I do a lot of my off-roading out there as well as chasing the local wildlife around with my dogs. On more than a few occasions I have gotten a good breeding in out there but for the most part, I like to go alone. And more times than not I find myself fingering myself at the end of the day. I do carry a go-bag in my jeep and truck and both have my adult toys in them for just such an occasion. Never let it be said I was caught unprepared!
It's Thursday, so lets do a throwback Thursday to September 2011. Rio, aka, @hotwiferio arrived at my house in Ft. Lauderdale and the gay activities ensued shortly thereafter. It has been reported that we may have done additional gay activities off camera. I can neither confirm nor deny this accusation. Oh, who am I fooling, of course we did silly! There is a video that goes with this. I am pretty sure I posted it before but I'll put it up again just because it kind of goes along with the photos! We have had some good times over the years. I do love just hanging out with her. I used to go to her house when she lived in Orlando and do the pool thing. She has since moved to AZ so I don't get to see her that often anymore so I'll just hang on to the memories. of when I did!
Hello everyone, hope the day is kicking off to be a good one. I have hit the gym already. An actual gym, as in a Golds Gym. Not something I do much anymore, being that I have one in my house that has everything I would ever need. But I went today, and it really wasn't that bad. The reason I went was a friend asked me to go with her because she hadn't been to the gym in quite some time. You would know by looking at her as her body is banging hot. Most that's because she's done a lot of running and some other home cardio and she's pretty sculpted. I would so lick her pussy inside and out, top to bottom and everywhere in between, but that is not going to happen as she is strictly dick. I know this because I have made advances towards her to the point she finally told me she was uncomfortable and asked me to stop. Yes, sometimes even I get pussy stupid and cross the line. I really can't help myself around her because she dresses so god damn sexy it makes my draw drop. This morning was no different. The second I saw her walk out of her house, I was thinking I'm going to need to rub one out. She came out in these super-tight gray painted on yoga pants with a sports bra that might as well have been a bikini top showing off her tiny, little waist and tight little abs and perfectly little round ass. It took everything I had not to reach out and start touching her. It's at this point that I realize that it's 8 AM and I'm dressed in baggy sweatpants and an oversized T-shirt with a baseball cap on to hide my morning hair. I'm thinking to myself at what time did this hot little number get up and start getting ready makeup and all for the goddamn gym? So off to the gym we go. We get there, we get over to our machines and the place is absolutely packed. I pretty much realize that I'm the only one that looks like they just stepped out of their mobile home after a hard night of drinking. This isn’t a gym, it's a fucking fashion show and my friend is clearly going to be the winner. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm going to get a workout in or at least that's what I thought. I found out it's nearly impossible because everyone is too busy on their cell phone or posing in the mirror and equipment never gets open. Besides that, my friend drew constant attention and in between the guys gawking openly and coming over and trying to strike a conversation up, absolutely nothing got done. Was I jealous? You better fucking believe I was! She was drawing in every available cock that was in the place like a moth to a light. I was just some weird homeless looking chick hanging out for the free air conditioning. But truth be told, I'm not getting up at 5 AM to pretty myself up for two hours so I can go attract lunks at the gym. Pretty much up to 9 AM. I have one look and that's homeless. After that I clean up pretty good but prior to it forget about it. Anyway, what's the moral to the story? After we left, my friend complained about all the guys staring at her and that she should be able to go to the gym without being gawked at. So I asked her, why are you wearing that outfit? And she replied because she correctly thinks she looks good and it. Then I asked her why did she get her tits done? And she said because she wanted to look better in clothes. She stopped me at this point, saying she knew where I was going with this, but my point was going to be wrong. She said she should be able to wear anything she wants if it makes her feel good. I said I agree, but don’t try to pass this bullshit you are dressing only for yourself. You are dressing for everyone else, plain and simple. You want people to notice you. We all want people to notice us. When you dress like you do, they are definitely going to notice you. I told her I noticed her. She asked me what I noticed. I said I noticed I wanted to rip open those fucking yoga pants and lick your box. She got quiet and then grabbed my hand and told me she loved me. I would lick nothing on her, but still; she loved me. Fuck me. Friend zoned. I realize I have become the weird gay friend and I’m not even totally gay. I consider this sexual harassment on her part. I am going to file a claim for teasing me to the point of insanity. Now pardon me while I get a solid workout in my gym and then see what I can do about this whole homeless look thing. Who gets a fucking makeover to go to the gym, anyway? Apparently everyone but me.