Quick ass sperm pie being that is exactly what I got last night. Did this one in Dec 2020 but it kind of sets the mood for last night! @u125291845
All right, let’s get this thing started, shall we? I was cheated on by my boy-toy, and in order to make things right, I packed his dick in my ass and stuffed my derriere with greasy sperm as a punishment. Later, when he requested to fuck my ass a second time, just to make sure he learned his lesson, I agreed to let him do so. As I was leaving, barely able to walk because his fat obnoxious cock that I absolutely adore stretched my asshole into a cave, he asked for a blowjob. Sure, why not. It took forever, but I know I enjoyed every second of it. He had little jizz to feed me, as my ass sucked out most of his nut, but I managed to get a good swallow down nonetheless. I really showed him who is running the show!
So, what exactly happened with him and his side pussy is somewhat unknown. Or maybe I’m the pussy on the side who knows. What does it matter? As long as his dick is doing everything in its might to breed a baby into me, I’m in good shape. Apparently, from what I could get, she didn’t like the sex. She complained he was too rough, and it took too long. I asked him what the fuck was he doing to this girl, and he swears she just lay there like a log and complained it hurt the whole time. She doesn’t want to see him anymore. That’s too bad because he showed me a picture of her. She is cute as fuck. I could do a threesome with them both, for sure. Oh well, none of my business. I actually like him more now that I know his cock has a wandering eye for pussy. What prompted the discussion? I asked him how his date was with her. He was taken aback at first, but I told him the only thing that irked me was he didn’t tell me right away so I could finger myself while the details were still fresh. So I got the details as best I could and packed up my spermy butthole, made a wet spot on my seat in the car on the way home, and promptly masturbated twice. Yes, twice. I got a bit funky weird for a little bit while I was at it. I stuffed my fingers in my ass so I could taste the sperm he left in me. That’s what made me want to rub one out the second time around.
I have some good news to share with you. As for him, he doesn't know that I'm going to get another fucking from a cock he doesn't know about. No, I won’t tell him. I know he will be unable to deal with it. The day is coming when he is going to put his face in my pussy and wonder why it tastes so salted and starchy. Life is good, my friends. Very good!
So, I got myself into this outfit and headed out to several places just to see if I could get some interest from the guys. I'm going to see if I can tentpole a few pairs of pants. I got some looks so pretty happy about that. Later, while I was out, I received a text from my cheating boy-toy. He wants to get together with me tonight at 8 p.m. He has no idea that I am aware that he has snuck his wang inside another girl's luscious baby basket. I hope he tells me. Actually, I'm hoping he tells me about it as he's releasing his testicles in my cozy baby basket. This is a delicious situation for me! I wonder if he thinks I'll be mad if I find out? What would be really cool is if he has me suck his cock while he tells me everything about it. That is what it means to be truly owned by a large, obnoxious penis. So owned that I'm willing to swallow his sperm while he tells me about how he had a sexual encounter with another woman. Fuck, that's hot as fuck. Repeated word but it's appropriate here. Even just thinking about it makes me feel like his enormous dick is rearranging my insides as we speak! Have fun with these photos, and I'll check up with you in a little to let you know how things are going tonight. I need to get my breeding box all spick and span and ready for a successful breeding so tick-tock, tick-tock, don't be late for the cock! Catch you all shortly! Wish me luck. If that fucker decides to end his relationship with me, I'm going to break his cock off and bring it home with me. I'd never been a big fan of him in the first place. His penis, however, well now, that is a whole different story!
Another video of me wishing a penis was in my guts. Enjoy!
Bob cheated on me this weekend. Fucked some other chick. Left me at home. Good for him! Fuck, it's about time he manned it up. I'm proud of him, he did the right thing. Put that cock to use the way it was meant to be. Would I have wanted him to put it to use inside of me instead? Of course, I love that dick. Bob, well you know. Oh well. He doesn't know that I know. A jealous friend who wants to fuck me made sure I found out. I hope he brings it up, I want the details. I am oddly more turned on than I should be about this. I feel like I may have upped his game and now the student is becoming the teacher. Teach me Bob, teach me well.
I needed a big fat penis: that's what I wanted to scream. But instead, I just hung out in bed and masturbated. There was no cock is inside me so you can say I solo-ed it this weekend. It's been a few days since I've had my guts rearranged, and now all I can think about is how much more fun it would be if there was someone else here who could fuck me stupid. I am so hungry for some serious cock. I've been getting prime dick for the past few weeks and now suddenly no penis in my pussy. What the fuck boys? It's hard not to think about it, you know? It seems that there's no one around who wants to give me the big D. What am I supposed to do? I already know. Quit bitching about it and get the damn job done! I figured out that I was too lazy this weekend to get my box stuffed full of dick. I certainly could have given a better effort at finding a cock to dump its dick goo in me. I blame myself. So no feeling sorry for my pussy or myself. Next time, I will hunt the cock down with a vengeance when I am in that kind of mood.
Someone described my driving habits as anti-social this weekend. I blame my mechanic. I took my car to the shop and he wanted too much to fix my brakes. So I had him fix my horn instead.
I thought about Bob's cock this weekend. I didn't know he was getting his dick smeared in pussy juices until today but that would have been even better if I did. I probably thought about it more than I should have. Why do I have such a thing for Bob's meat missile? When you see it hanging there all soft and ugly, all soft dicks are ugly so quit your bitching, it looks like it's going to be 4 or 5 inches. It's so short and thin. But after a few licks or strokes, it expands to over 9 inches and 5 inches around. We used a sewing measuring tape. Don't ask, I had to know, that's all you need to know. It's scary when you see it hard. For its size, it's too hard. It stands straight up with zero flexibility. Most cocks over 7 inches kind of stick straight out and flop around. Not his. It is a regular steel rod. I like that hardness, I prefer that hardness. But, as I said, it's scary. It is so long and strong it feels and seems like it could poke me right in the spleen. Oddly enough, that turns me on. I don't know why. Then he rubs the head of his dick on my clit and I turn stupid. I like turning fuck-stupid. It makes me enjoy the sex so much more. The dick has me so stupid I don't care what I say or do, I just get totally into it. What about Bob himself? I don't know that much about him. I don't really care to be honest. He isn't that interesting. If he keeps turning my guts into fuck soup I'll just keep pretending I give a shit about what he has to say. I hope he calls today and asks me to blow him. I really want to do that. Just show up at his place and suck his dick till he feeds me his cum and then have him tell me to leave because he has to go out with his girlfriend. I want that kind of relationship in my life. I need that kind of relationship. I am starting to understand that I am very bizarre in my sexual likes. I like bizarre so there's that. Just saying!
So no luck getting a penis to do things to my insides last night. It just wasn’t the night for getting a dick inside me. I would have settled for just putting one in my mouth, but even that opportunity didn’t arise, pun intended. It tried rubbing one out, but even that didn’t happen. I had my fingers in me, the vibrator on, but I really wanted to feel a fat, squishy dick inside of me. Nope, no luck. I didn’t cum. I tried everything from inviting guys over to being more straightforward about it, but no one bit. It’s tough when you want something but can’t get it no matter how hard you try! Such is life. I think it’s harder to deny myself the dick when I have such availability to it. I want it on demand. It turns out that it’s pretty difficult not to want something when you're really good at getting it. Oh well, if this is the worst thing that happens to me, I am doing pretty fucking good.
I am out of things to say right off the bat, so back to questions. Why do you like huge cocks? I like huge cocks. As long as they aren’t too huge, that is. This is assuming that I will be fucking said huge cock for some period of time. 9 inches is my go-to number. I can do more but 9 seems to work best. 5 to 6 is my ideal number for lots of reasons. With that said, I do love to be fucked by a big fat 9-inch dick. I’m getting fucked right now by such a cock. I’m more than enjoying every inch of it. So why is that? One of the best things is the world is having someone make me cum with their enormous dick deep inside of me and feeling them squirt out all of their sperm inside of me. I love it when he bends my knees back towards my ears so his cock can go so deep inside of me, making it feel like it goes all the way up my throat! My pussy gets soaking wet just thinking about him taking control over me because he can touch places inside of me most guys will never even get close to. Parts that have been touched so rarely that they are overly sensitive. When he bottoms out in my pussy, it feels like I’m gasping for air, like his dick head is pushing the air out of them. Sometimes I can see his dick pushing my belly around and that makes my pussy drool. Especially when he slides all the way in and there isn’t anything left to go… it blows my mind immediately. That’s the best way I can describe it. Thanks. Way to go, now I’m even hornier than before. Good job question asker.
People ask me about politics. I hate that. Do you really come here for my opinions on politics? I think not. I will, however, give you my opinion of the state of cock in this country. It could be better. Guys, it’s open season out there on chicks. Suck it up and ask them out. Cheat on your wife, girlfriend, go to a swing club, but for fuck’s sake, put that penis to work, Mr! It’s unfortunate to see all that swinging dick meat just hanging out all tucked away in tighty whities. So get out there on the dick campaign trail and show us what you got! Wow. that may have been some of the dumbest shit I ever wrote. Oh well. In keeping with my never delete policy, I will leave this in the post.
I have some custom videos to make today. I enjoy making those. But after I do, I want to keep them for myself because they end up turning me on. Well, I do keep them, and I get off to them, but it would be even hotter if I didn’t share it with anyone. I probably have made a thousand videos I have made that were only for me to masturbate to. I might share some of them, not sure yet. I like to go back to the old ones now and then and think about what was turning me on back then. It changes so much over the years. I have no clue why I’m telling you this. I was just thinking about it; I guess. Anyway, where was I? Custom videos. I usually do a 10-minute video for $80 to $100 and I think that’s super reasonable. I could be wrong. Doesn’t matter. I get some complaints; they want them for $20 bucks. Um… no. I do offer to make custom videos for $50 bucks and I make it just like I would for the full price and they still get the only, but I do post it publicly for the discounted price.
I don’t do this often but on the subject of custom videos; I am getting asked for a price menu quite a bit. I don’t have a menu. I make it up as I go. But I’ll give you a quick idea of what I charge.
Photos, $40 to $50 for a shit ton of them. You get to pick an outfit and what you want me to take pics of.
Tip me anything over $10, I send you a short custom video. The bigger the tip, the longer the video. They are also not generic videos I find stashed on the phone. I make them for you and only you. I enjoy this the most. It feels the most personal for me. Many of you already know this!
Tip me anything up to $10 I send you personalized thank you pics. They are also not generic pics I find stashed on the phone. I take them for you.
Custom videos for 10 minutes. $80 to $100 depending on what you ask for and definitely could be more if you want other people and such. I get them done and to you, that day or the next, depending on what time you get with me.
Cam shows. Tough for me. I don’t sit around waiting to do them. If I did, I would never get laid. I am always curious how folks sit around and make content and webcam all day long actually ever get laid for real. I enjoy doing them, but you have to catch me when I am home and doing nothing. When I am home, it’s $75 for 15 minutes or $60 for 10 minutes. Skype, Facetime, Duo, I can do Snapchat but that seems to be spotty.
Sexting, I probably suck at that. I don’t like to make things up, so that may make me sound like a bore when I do it. I can go on and on if it’s something I’m into it, but if not, buyer beware. I have no idea on that one. I guess $40 for 15 minutes.
I don’t know else there might be, but if there is something, let me know.
I got a few updates to get through today and I am also putting another video up on bt34gg, so watch for that stuff. Catch you all in a bit!
So this video is now on my bt34gg.com site. You will only see it there, it's free for all of you subscribers. The password has changed and it is now btsuf21 and it's from my long-running shut up and fuck series. I fucked this guy in West Palm Beach, FL. He was another Adult Friend Finder member, a site I am no longer on. It got way too weird. He showed up and he wanted to talk and go out for lunch and kinds of silly stuff. I reminded him why he was there and told him it's time to just Shut Up & Fuck Mr. He did just that. Nothing fancy on this video just good old-fashioned stick your dick in me now fucking. Again, you have to go to bt34gg and plug in the password btsuf21
I have been thinking about things today. I wonder how it feels to be my boyfriend. Knowing that he is supposed to be the one in charge of satisfying me sexually, but lost that responsibility to a guy less than half his age. I have asked him this, not to humiliate him, well okay, maybe just a bit, but in all seriousness. It must suck knowing that I’ll only suck someone else’s cock because his dick is so superior to his in every way. My boy-toy even tongues me better than my boyfriend can fuck me with his dick. So, what is going on with my boy-toy? Things are getting pretty hot and heavy between us. What do I like best? His perfect cock always leaves such delicious sperm inside me. He is so much better than my boyfriend. He knows just what to do now and where to leave the cum. He has learned to fuck me twice as hard for an entire night-time session of pure blissful orgasms that leaves my pussy satisfied in more ways than one. Fuck, I wish he could breed to me completion, as in put a baby in me. I like the thought of my boyfriend sitting at home while a 24-year-old guy dumps his sperm in me, trying to knock me up. It would be kind of romantic, don’t you think? Sheesh, I am getting super weird here. Oh well, we all have our weird fantasies. As most of you know, that could never happen, as in I don’t have the parts any more to make that happen. Would I? I’m not sure. It is a massive turn-on. I’m sharing too much.
Question. How long did you do your other career and why? That’s a simple answer. Exactly 20 years and I quit December 2020 because I was in it for 20 years. It was absolutely amazingly fun year. I had a few better years that were simply perfect, but this one was close. So I went out on top, so to speak. I loved doing it. It started as a fantasy, remained a fantasy, and ended as a fantasy. There was nothing that excited me more than the feeling of being in control of so many men. I cherished it, and I enjoyed every minute of it. It made me feel powerful, which is why I had that career, to begin with. The customers were powerless against my charms, and all they could do was be at the mercy of my whims if they wanted to get what really mattered to them - their cock taken care of better than ever before by someone else other than their wife or girlfriend who had no clue how to satisfy them as I could. I was different because I didn’t pretend to care about the guy or how much money he had. I only cared about their cock. They never complained about that one bit either; they supported me repeatedly because after an hour with me; they were cumming harder than ever before with no shame or guilt because I made it clear. I was there for the cock and the cock only. Wives and girlfriends need to understand. People need sex and they need it in different ways. If they aren’t willing to at least compromise, then move over rover and let Brooke take over. Not anymore. After 20 yrs I went out on an extremely high note and now I wake up looking forward to making posts and telling you guys about my day and experiences.
Friday it is. I fucked up. I don’t have a date. Three guys and I don’t have one that is going to take me and breed me. Not a single damn one. My fault. I was too busy trying to juggle them all together and telling them I would get back to them, that they all made plans without me. Truth is, I was trying to see what my Bob the boy-toy was going to do. He is going to go play basketball with his friends. I would have played basketball with his cock, let him take free throws at my hoop, so to speak. Shit happens. I don’t have many girlfriends. Not that I don’t have friends, but they are friends of convenience. I find chicks to be utterly insane, but that’s just my opinion. I may have to go with convenience tonight and see if I can get even more fortunate in the cock department and add a fourth set of dick and balls to my stable. The problem with going out with girls is they want you to go home with them. As in they don’t want you to abandon them for the penis. I get it. Especially if it’s just myself and another girl. I can’t count how many times I could have been impaled on a cock but had to settle for exchanging numbers. Exchanging numbers is an almost complete waste. It never seems to go through. You got the catch the dick out in the wild or it hides when you call for it. Don’t know why. Anyway, I’ll let you know if things “cum” up. I hope they do.
I saw that my trainer sent me a few dick pic several times yesterday, which is encouraging because let us be honest, there are very few trainers who have a decent cock and send you dick pics throughout the day! He also mentioned that he was going out with his wife tonight, so that’s not encouraging, but what can you do? You just need to take what you can get from these guys. Maybe if I sneak into whatever restaurant they are going to, I could fuck him in the bathroom! The sexy thing about my trainer is kind of weird. When I think about him, I think about how his cock feels in my hand. I can feel his cock twitch in my hand, and I know that he’s close. His cock moves around probably more than most. I like that. He told me his wife doesn’t take care of him when she jerks him off, but I’m always so attentive. I change up the tempo, change the grip and style. I know when he’s getting close. And he is right. I do sense these things and I love feeling the way his penis squirms in my fingers and watching his balls move around in his sack. I could do that all night long. Like I said, weird, but haven’t you ever just got into licking or fingering a pussy and just want to do it all the time? I bet you have. If not, you need to try it. I don’t even care if I don’t cum just so long as I get to do it. I’ll get mine later if it doesn’t happen then. Don’t judge. We all have our hobbies. Mine just happens to be jerking him off. I also like the fact he tells me now that I’m better than his wife. Man, I’m a total Suzy Home Wrecker. I’m okay with that.
Busy day. Sucked two cocks, took a load in the ass. And now I’m sitting here telling you all about it. I postponed my date with the trainer for a few hours so I could suck off my boy-toy aka Bob. Neither knows about the other. Even if they did, why in the world would they care? I assure you I am taking world-class care of both their dicks. We are going to leave today for tomorrow as I promised a few people I would work on my date last night with Bob, the boy-toy. Plus, I’m leaking sperm out of my ass all over my good chair because I forgot to put a towel down and I’m sitting here bare ass. I need a little time to process today’s events, so in the morning I’ll cover it. Man, I had a dry spell for a while, but the drought is officially over! Thank god, my pussy is not so fucking angry all the damn time! It’s too busy coughing jizz out to worry about anything else.
So, back to Bob, the boy-toy. I left Bob’s sister’s place with him after dumping sperm out of my box all over her kitchen floor. We hopped in his car, a fucking Chevy Cavalier… do they even make those fucking things anymore? I think not, but who cares what he drives when he has a 9-inch penis and a body to die for. Bob left my vagina embarrassed after the fucking his dick gave it in his sister’s kitchen. He made my box cum twice without even trying as if it was an 18 yr old getting his first handjob. It’s a sobering situation when a 24 yr old fucks you stupid. It’s even more sobering when you realize he knows that I physically need his cock and he is now running the show. He was making jokes about the cum spot on my stretch pants that was only getting bigger as the rest of his sperm leaked out. Actually, the joke was on him because it was going through my pants and onto his seat, but that’s neither here nor there. About two minutes into the ride, he told me to suck his dick. Normally I would tell any guy that demanded that to go fuck himself. Not Bob though. Why? Because Bob has Bob’s dick and I literally physically need Bob’s penis. I need it in me, near me, spraying me, just touching me. I sucked Bob’s dick. It was still sticky with his cum that got on it when he dumped it inside of me. I cleaned it up nicely. I thought about my boyfriend sitting at home. I don’t suck his cock unless it’s a video. I certainly wouldn’t touch it if he ordered me to. But this 24 yr old barks orders and I comply. Happily, I might add. I wonder how that must feel to my boyfriend? Knowing I’ll do things to Bob that I will never do to him. Knowing that Bob’s cock is strong enough to make me leave him if Bob asked me to. It has to suck living with the fear that your girlfriend will be gone in an instant. Not because she’s in love with a guy, but because she is in love with his cock. I would leave my boyfriend for Bob if he told me to. I like being owned totally by a 24 yr old with a magnificent cock. I thought about all of this because it took Bob a long time to cum. That's okay the more I sucked, the more I thought, the more turned on I got. We ended up parking in the Publix parking lot. He told me to pull my pants down and he fingered me while I sucked him. All he did was slide his fingers in and out of my sloppy, jizz coated box and I came. I came even harder than I did in the apartment. Talk about a guy hitting his groove. This guy was all over it. I worked his cock a few minutes more, and he told me he wanted me to swallow his load, all of it. Again, the jokes on him. That is what I not only planned on doing in the first place, it’s what I wanted to do. He held my head down on his cock and started fucking my mouth and shortly after that I was drinking hot slimy sperm. Two gulps worth. Nothing spilled, though. I sucked the head of his dick for at five minutes after he came. I sucked every last drop out of his testicles. There were going to be no post cum drip spots in his drawers. I got it all. I wish it was more to be honest, but it was his second ejaculation and the first one seemed to be massive. He actually told me to put his dick away for him but kiss it first. I did that proudly and with a smile. It’s good to be owned by a cock again. It really is! I’ll cook this guy dinner for a taste of his cock, and I hate cooking. I got my guts plowed and bred again, but this is too long already. I’ll try to make a short version of it in the next post. Sorry about the book, but I enjoyed writing this. I am pretty damp and I got thoroughly fucked already today. I could go again and I just might here in a few minutes with a plastic battery-powered boyfriend. Catch you all in a bit!
This is a video and some pics I took in my boy-toy sister’s bathroom after a proper breeding bent over her counter in the kitchen. I am definitely a sexual weirdo. I’m okay with that. Details below.
Hello, let’s get this thing going. Only one post yesterday. That’s because I was busy letting a 24 yr old try to knock me up to the best of his ability. He did a good yesterday. I haven’t been bred like that in a long time. Something got into his dick before his dick got into me. Good for him! I’m happy for him. He has such a wonderful cock it’s a shame if it went to waste by not living up to its massive potential. He did so well that I’m still wide open this morning and there was and still is sperm dripping out occasionally. That puts me in a perpetual state of horny. I like that. I like that very much. So yes, it’s a good day. So good I keep touching myself to feel what’s left of his jizz before I hop in the shower. I am supposed to see my trainer today, but I don’t know. I want my boy-toy again. He really got all up inside of me and I think I’m on the edge of proudly being his personal fuck hole he can dump his balls in anytime he wants. He still does 24 yr old things which in some ways just adds to my excitement. His long, 9-inch fat cock makes me very obedient, even if he acts like a ding dong. I think he may be starting to understand that I will follow him around just for the chance that he will let me drink his thick and slimy pearly white cum. I might have created a monster. That is exactly what I wanted to do.
So how did it start? I went over to his place, thinking we would just fuck and hang out. Not at all. As soon as I got there, he took me over to his sister’s apartment about a mile away to drop off groceries he bought her while he was shopping for himself. She is in her 20s as well, and I think I have stated this before. I would do her. But, she isn’t the cat’s pajamas, though I’d put a few hours in on licking her box. She has a cute body. Anyway, that’s a fantasy. None of that even remotely happened. What happened was she asked us to eat with her, but she needed to run out and grab a few things. I really didn’t want to. I just wanted to get my box stuffed. She asked us to go, but he said we would wait. As soon as she was out the door, he pulled his delicious penis out and told me to suck it. I was impressed. I sucked his cock like it was my last meal. Then he told me to pull my yoga pants down and he bent me over the counter and fucked me from behind. For the first time, he really went deep, sinking it into me and it hurt at first. It’s a long dick. But it hurt in that good way. After a minute or so, my pussy was singing with pure joy. I came bent over his sister’s kitchen counter betting fucked by a massive cock attached to an immature 24 yr old. And he was laughing at me for coming so soon and so hard. He kept driving deep into me and then dumped his sperm way up deep inside of me. That set me off again, and I came with his cock buried in my guts. I came so hard I had to lay over the counter for a minute or so to get my wits back. I could feel and hear his sperm sliding out of me and plopping onto his sister’s kitchen floor. I pulled my yoga pants back up and wiped up the jizz on the floor. She came back home a few minutes after that. We had a shitty dinner. Frozen egg rolls heated up, with a bag of salad. A meal fit for kings when you are in your 20s. Not so much in your 50s. I didn’t care. I was massively turned on knowing that I was talking with his sister, who would walk barefoot on the very floor that I just dripped sperm onto from her brother’s testicles out of my pussy. Creepy and weird, but holy fuck, that turns me on for some reason. I think she knew we fucked. I caught her looking at my wet spot in my stretch pants. I could smell the sperm, so maybe she did as well. I don’t care. This is the kind of fucking I need in my life. Completely inappropriate, spontaneous, weird, and sloppy messy. Being the MILF degenerate extraordinaire that I am, I did the only proper thing. I ran into the bathroom and took trophy pics. Yep, that is my life. I wouldn’t change it for anything. Man, am I in a good mood today! Look, there are two more fuck sessions from yesterday I would love to tell you about, but that would be a damn novel. This was actually not my favorite of the night. I’ll get to that one next in a few hours. I got to get a few things done and then I’ll be back.
Hump day. And I will be getting humped. Or at least I better be. I have plans. Better yet, my vagina has plans. Don’t disappoint my vagina. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry. I am just saying. Moving on.
I am looking forward to a wonderfully large and perfect penis to rearrange a few things inside of me and leave me sperm greasy a bit later this afternoon. I want to put it in my ass, but two things are stopping me. It’s very large. I don’t know that I could get much more than the head in there. I don’t know; I bet if we went slowly, we could bury it. It would be the longest cock I ever buried in my colon if we do it. I wonder if I will feel it pushing against my insides when it’s that deep? I mean, it has to push some things around. It would be physically impossible if it didn’t. I kind of have to know what that feels like. I know when I get fucked on the edge of the bed missionary by him, I can see his cock head poking around when it slides in. It makes a bump and moves. That makes me cum almost immediately and repeatedly. It freaks him out a little because he thinks it hurts me, so we don’t do it that way as often as I would like. We are going to do it that way tonight for sure. I want to put my hand on the bump and feel his cock head move around in my guts. I haven’t done that yet with him. The bump disappears when he goes balls to box, not sure where it goes when that happens. I want him to back out just enough I can see the bump and touch it and then have him dump his testicles so I can see if can feel him pumping sperm in my belly. I feel like if I can feel that, then I might just end up being the cock-slave to a 24 yr old that I want to be. If it happens, I am pretty sure my brain is going to release a dopamine overload of epic proportions that will definitely turn me into a groveling cock hound. Let’s keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best!
I stepped on the scale today. 127 lbs. I used to weigh 105 lbs back in the day. I am 5 ft 8 3/4 inch, so 5ft 9 inches is what the doc uses. I guess that is reasonably tall. I am on a workout hiatus for about another week. I screwed up my elbow, kept working out, made it worse, so now I’m paying the price. I had no problems giving a solid handjob yesterday for the first time in a while without it hurting so things are looking up! I wonder how much my boobs weigh? I don’t know. I think I gained three pounds on each side, so six pounds total sounds correct, but I can’t really be sure. I bet it is correct. I am going to lose 8 pounds over the next two months. You will see some serious shredding and definition. It is rather amazing what a small amount of weight loss will do when you lift. You get ripped, abs, definition, the whole thing. I believe the magic number for guys is around 16 pounds when you start to see that. It will be fun, so let’s see if we can notice the changes. My clit always gets bigger when I lose the weight so that is a two-thumbs-up box bonus!
I like guys. I like girls. I like them both at the same damn time. I have determined that I am not gay. Bisexual maybe, but I think bisexual is more akin to just being sexually adventurous. I guess I don’t know how other people work, but for me, over the years I have learned that pussy is fun, playing gay is fun, but dick is what my body craves physically and emotionally. Not that I haven’t given it my best at being a full-time muff muncher, I have. It always ends up just being pure lust on my part. Pussy is outstanding, but cock, well, that is on another level. I have been known to worship a hard dick obsessively, pussy not so much. I suspect it’s in reverse for straight guys. Dick takes on a life of its own for me. I often think more about the cock than I do about the guy it’s attached to. That has never happened with a pussy. Chicks are way more fun to look at dressed but dicks, well, they win the battle. Plus the bonus is the testicles. As ugly as they can be, they are like a bulldog. Not particularly pretty, but fuck, they grow on you. Why am I telling you this? I don’t know. I was accused of being anti-gay a few times over my career. Once while I was living with a girl, as in romantically living with a girl. Of course, I have been accused of being just about everything. I find the accusers of these things tend to be the actual perpetrators of the accusation. Except when they accuse me of being a whore. I admit I am a ho at heart. But fuck, who wouldn’t want to be? If I could go back in time, what would I change? I would be more of a whore than I thought possible. That’s about it. Everything else has been pretty fucking outstanding. As always, I am just saying here.
I got a little tired of waiting to get a cock inside of me so I went to Mr. Reliable and had him stick his dick in my guts. It was good. Not as good as it will be tomorrow but at least I got off. It was an odd cum. Not super strong but good enough. I think I'm hooked on my other guys getting me off and my boyfriend might be old news. Good enough when the box needs a quick filling though! Catch you all in a bit. Sorry about the long video but I cut it down by at least half because it took a while for him to get me off. @u125291845
Let’s get this thing started. Tuesday it is. Titty Tuesday is the norm. I do believe that I have that under control. Hence the Tit pics and video. So there. Got that out of the way. What’s next? I don’t know. Let’s see. Wait… I just figured something out. Not only is it Titty Tuesday, it’s Taco Tuesday. Talk about covering the bases! Why haven’t I thought of this before? Are there rules to this kind of thing? What if it’s Titty/Taco Tuesday but your taco is a fish taco? Is that in bounds? Doesn’t seem like it should be. I’m just saying here. Taco Tuesday is harder to pull off, but I do believe it’s the better choice of the two. Tacos are a little more versatile, if you know what I mean.
So, I have three guys and a boyfriend. One is spotty and I don’t see him much. If I had to choose, he would probably be my go to breeding partner, but again, he is hard to find and when I do it’s like a last minute, let’s do it right now thing. That doesn’t always work. The second guy is still hooked on video games, and I need to hold his hand now and then. He has the dick of a god, though, so that helps. The third is eye candy, decent dick, but I think he is morally conflicted with himself for cheating on his wife. That makes him somewhat a downer. Especially after he cums. He gets that sad “I shouldn’t have done that and you're the devil!” look on his face. And I have my boyfriend, but he’s the bitch in the scenario, so he doesn’t count. He doesn’t want to be the bitch but I prefer him that way and so I have turned him into one. He’s good for back up fun. I’ll give it to him. He has hung in longer than I ever expected him to. I think I should start telling his friends what I make him do. That would be super cool. Not for him, but for me, a big mental awesome two thumbs up. Everyone knows my love for fucking around, but still they think they are the only ones dumping their testicles in my guts. Except my boyfriend. As far as he’s concerned, the jokes on them. But is it really? I mean, the other three are using my pussy for a personal fuck hole. He’s cleaning up afterward. I can’t remember the last time I let him stick it in me. To his credit, he is a keeper. I feel like I can do better than the other three. I actually need all three to keep me balanced. I have had guys like Scott who totally and completely owned my pussy. I would do anything for the honor of him dumping his sperm inside of me. I sucked his dick on command and in front of his friends. It was a privilege just for me to hold his cock in my hands, much less suck it. What’s my point here? I need that again. These three combined together will not equal one Scott. I need that to change. It is the one thing missing in my life right now. I need a cock that makes me revolve my entire life around it. My boyfriend stays, though. I need him to be there and share the experience with me. He can be the emotional support guy. The other guys will be my physical support guys. That’s how the world should turn for me.
Do I care if guys are married/in a relationship. No. Not one bit. In fact, I prefer it. Not my problem if someone wants to get a little something on the side. Rest easy that I won’t be stealing your significant other. I’ll just be taking ownership of the cock or pussy, as the case may be. Spouses are fully entitled to the rest of them. I don’t know why people keep asking me if I’m okay with them being married. What you do in your personal life is your business, I’m only concerned about what you do with your dick when we’re naked. After that, buy your chick some flowers, take her to dinner, do whatever it is you need to do. I’ll be at the restaurant eating wings and yacking it up with the locals. That is my idea of a perfect relationship.
Quick in-between update, nothing super-duper but I was out there cleaning up and it seemed like a good time to make a little video. Catch you all in a bit!
Good Monday morning everyone, hope the weekend went well. Mine was incredibly busy.
My pre-planned activities were vast this weekend. Not one of them went through. That’s OK, I had a great time but in a normal kind of way. It’s good to be normal now and then. I can only take so much of it but even so, it’s good to visit normal town once in a while. I had this vision of being in a crowded concert, giving Bob a handjob, and letting him dribble sperm all over my jeans when he came. Didn’t happen. I was going to go to the Strongman event as well. I had hopes of getting a few numbers of potential sexual encounters. Didn’t happen either. Life happened instead. Which thankfully for me there is still more to cum. I will resume my normal abnormal activities this week starting as of now. Had a hard time getting any serious content made this weekend, so these photos will have to carry you over for the next few hours till I can get some good stuff going. There are solid nudes at the end, so flip through them till you get to them!
I did drive by the Strongman event this weekend and they were letting out. They were all 10 to 20 yrs younger than I was. At first, I was like, damn, I’m getting old. Then I got to Target and I MILFed Target right the fuck out. I had people checking me out, smiling at me, one even talked with me. So, who gives a shit about age? They would be so lucky if I fucked their dick clean off. That is exactly what I would do. I find myself having to hold back so I don’t destroy the cock and turn into a submissive wobbly little “please, please, please, can I do it again” weenie. I have to go slow, so it builds confidence. Make it feel like it rules my pussy, not the other way around. I’m okay with that. I enjoy the song and dance routine of it. Sometimes I’m successful and the penis does become the master of my pussy. Other times I lose patience and fuck it into submission. Which wouldn’t be so bad if the guy it’s attached to didn’t get so touchy about it. But they do. They always want to be the leader. Want me to want to beg for it. The “I am the owner of the mighty cock syndrome.” If you have a mighty cock mentality and you know it, that’s awesome. If you don’t, it’s an issue. Just let me destroy it, it’s easier, and it’s way more fun. No, you won’t own my pussy but will get fucked into oblivion now and then, when I feel it’s your turn. This is a weird little essay I’m writing here. I need to get laid. Not that I haven’t been getting laid, I have been. It’s just that I thought I was going to still be dripping sperm out of both of my holes this morning. That obviously didn’t happen. I need to make up for lost ground, so to speak. With that said, I feel sorry for whoever gets the pleasure of slipping their dick inside of me first. They better hold on to it or I might just keep it for myself. Just saying… if you know what I mean!
No point in reading on if you don’t have any interest in “adult” stuff. I don’t blame you, I have little interest in things that aren’t adult either. Except at night. I read all kinds of literature on my reader every night. That’s the exception. I could also care less about what some goofy ex-porn slut might have to say. Most of it will be pure moronic babble. So why write it then? Because I feel like it. I enjoy the experience even if the only person who reads it is me. At least I don’t make stuff up and then ask you to buy stuff or give me money for some made up disaster on GoFundMyLies. I quit joining OF accounts because they would send me obvious mass messages about how horny I made them and I should pay to see how horny I make them. It’s all the same crap. Look, if you made me horny, the absolute last thing I’m going to do is ask you to pay for me to show you how wet you made me. The only thing I’ll be sending you is my number. I’m not fucking around. Think about it. Someone makes your dick hard and you think the proper thing to do is ask her to pay to see how hard she made you? Get the fuck out of here. You are sending her directions to your place is what you're doing.
I watched 4 of my grandkids. I have no clue how I ever raised 2 myself. Where did I find the patience? Maybe I burnt it all up on them. Who knows? I have 6 total grandkids. Being a grandparent is the greatest, though. Super simple job. Just do cool shit with them for a few hours and you are an instant superhero. Then you send them home to mom and pops and they get to deal with doing the non-cool shit like homework. My cool shit involves doing crap outside. Bikes, skateboards, sport-type games, and so on. They get banged up. All 4 of them went home with scrapes and bumps and taped-up fingers. Look, I know you are going OMG! but settle down a little there Nancy Drew. They love that shit. No crying unless you're dying is my thing. They were proud of every bump and bruise because they earned every one of them. One of them bounced their head off the bottom of my truck, trying to go under it with a skateboard. Knocked himself silly. Live and learn, little one, live and learn. Never trust Grandma’s challenges. He got it the second time, though. I don’t allow phones to be on when they get here. I find that to be rude. There are only two of them and one doesn’t even bother bringing it anymore. They get turned off and put away. No phone will ever be more important than me, especially if it’s off and out of reach. We don’t need them, anyway. It’s game on the minute they walk through the door to the minute they leave. I was busy when they showed up, but no problem. I have a massive fenced-in yard and I live in Central Fl. We have wildlife every square inch. So I challenged them all to who could catch the biggest lizard by hand only. I had to shut the contest down an hour later. See what I’m doing here? Cool shit. Which means I get to be the greatest person ever without doing a damn thing. Am I the greatest grandparent in the world? Not even close. I’m probably hovering around the bottom twenty percent. But I am not one of those ludicrous “look at me… “I am a responsible super parent/grandparent. Did you just see what a great parent/grandparent thing I just did? Wait, look at me some more! I’ll do something else that’s even more responsible and super great!” Yeah, fuck that. Those kids are doomed to a life of ding dongery. I doubt “ding dongery” is a word, but you get the idea. But anyway, that was my weekend. Teaching my little monsters that bouncing off the ground isn’t the end of the world. It better not be because by the time you get to my age, bouncing off the ground is a daily occurrence. Embrace the bounce.
Good evening everyone. Hope your Saturday is rocking and rolling. Rockville is going on here, as well as the StrongMan contest and the Greek Festival. Daytona Beach is hopping. What is Rockville? All the big bands.
Metallica.
Disturbed
Slipknot
A Day To Remember
Lynyrd Skynyrd
ROB ZOMBIE
Social Distortion
The Offspring
and a bunch more. Did I go? No. I was supposed to but I got caught up with some family obligations. Plus I was supposed to go to the Strongman contest but that's out as well. Family emergency type thing, nothing serious but family has to come first so phooey on my plans. I am the designated babysitter for today and tomorrow. I'll check in as best I can here and there but sneaking videos and pics...kinda tough to do. I know someone will ask. Yes, I was going to Rockville with my boy toy and the Strongman contest with my Trainer. Did either know of my plans with the other? Absolutely not! Doesn't matter as life sunk my battleship for both days. I was hoping to do my own Greek Festival with my trainer so no real need to attend the actual festival if you know what I mean!
PS I don't think my new bra fits well at all. Just saying.
Happy Friday to all. Sorry about the dog post earlier, but it was that kind of day. Here's a quick little video to cheer you up. To be honest, it’s somewhat of an effortless video. It’s legit, but I didn’t put a lot of thought into it. Ever have one of those days where you just can’t get shit going? Well, I’m having that day. I couldn’t think of anything to do. My blowjob guy didn’t show up and I probably could have replaced him if he would have just let me know earlier. So I masturbated. I figured if I’m going to rub one out, I might as well video it. So I did. I feel like I should have done better today, but it’s just not coming together for me. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not in a bad mood. All is good, but things just aren’t working out in the direction I want them to. So again, when that happens, I like to get busy and knock one out all by myself. It kind of changes the flow of the day. Since I’ve fingered myself, I suddenly have a little more creative urge. How odd is that? In fact, I know what I’m going to do, so watch for my next post.
Real quick. Q&A time.
Yes, Rob, I do watch myself masturbate all the time. I watch my own videos and have been known to set up mirrors. More often than not, though, I pull up porn and watch that. Actually, I like photos. I stare intently at photos while I’m fucking myself and think that’s me getting my insides rearranged by a log of a cock. Photos don’t move or change scenes, so I can concentrate on what I’m thinking about for as long as I want or until I cum. If I watch videos, I like to pull up compilation videos. My latest thing is watching this anal creampie collage on PH. I like to see the cum slip out of their asses. I think about all the times I have taken a load in my ass and how I like to feel it drip out. Letting a guy fuck your ass is the ultimate give. I am letting you fuck my ass because you turn me on that much. Letting is a bad word. I want you to fuck my ass because I want you to control me with your dick that much. There, a more accurate way of putting it. Allowing me to feel not only your dick in my ass but your sperm as well is the ultimate turn on for me. I have no control over your cum slipping out of me. I like that it will drain out of my ass for hours afterward. Fuck me, turning myself on here. Anyway, that’s why I enjoy watching the anal creampie compilation. I pretend it’s my ass drooling sperm.
No, Chris, I have no date tonight. I have been cancelled by my boy-toy because he scored a free ticket to the Rockville concert. So I am on my own tonight. Which means you are stuck with me all night long.
Being that I’m alone, my pizza has arrived, so I will catch up with you in just a bit!
Hello again. Another post for today. Two in one really. These photos that I took today which I think are kind of cool and a video on my bt34gg.com site. Today’s password is still yesterday’s password which is newserver11 so copy and paste it and you are in there like swimwear. All of my subscribers have access to bt34gg so get over there and enjoy it! I would link it but not able to do that. The photos are pretty self-explanatory. I love the shirt but finding these types of shirts with a kind of sheer material is super tricky to do. At least it is for me. So if you know where to find them, do tell. I would wear them every damn day if I could find enough of them!
Alright. I got laid today and I would say I got bred but in my mind, not properly, as in sperm in guts, which was my preference, but he chickened out. I have no idea why some guys worry about me getting knocked up. Physically impossible, I don’t have the parts. I guess they think I’m lying to them or something. Who knows? I know it takes away from the experience if you ask me. I love to feel a guy finishing himself off when he’s balls deep in me. Feeling the warmth puddle up inside me as a guy’s dick is pumping sperm into me sets something off inside of me. I don’t know what it is; I don’t care what it is, I just like that it happens. When a guy dumps his cum inside of me, it changes my entire outlook on the day, sometimes an entire week. There must be something in jizz that chemically reacts with my body because I kind of get high on it. Anyway, I didn’t get that cum high today, but I did get a hot lump of nut on my pussy which would be the next best thing. Yes, my trainer finally found it in him to put his dick in me. Was it worth it? Hell yes, it was. He’s a pretty damn good fuck. I liked that he waited until I came before he did. He didn’t pound me into the bed, and he was just rough enough without going over the edge. No training is required with this one. Hopefully, he will use my vagina as his preferred fuck hole as often as possible. I could get used to him making messes inside of me. But, I think he felt bad. I think the blowjobs and him eating me out didn’t really seem like cheating to him. Putting his dick inside of me certainly cemented the infidelity thing. I could not care less. He is a piece of hot-looking man meat that my pussy enjoys being thoroughly fucked and left very messy by. Nothing more, nothing less. He can keep his wife and have my pussy too, as far as I’m concerned! In fact, that is the only way I will have it. He is way too anal to hang around with. His clothes have to be perfect, his office has to be perfect, his car has to be spotless. I am not a perfect/spotless person. I say throw shit at the wall and see what sticks. But, his dick is solid, his fucking skills are solid, and though his loads are a little less than what I prefer quantity-wise, I can deal with that. If he keeps his mouth shut, his wife will never know. His dick will be happy, my pussy will be sloppy, dripping, and very happy, and his wife will be ecstatic at the wonderful mood he will be in. It’s a win for everyone! But guys have a weird way of fucking this kind of shit up for no reason. So, let’s see where it goes. I see him Saturday, so maybe I will finally get his cock inside my ass. Fingers crossed!
This video I am putting up doesn’t have me in it. I filmed it in my studio way back when. I used to date this girl. Jade was her name, and it was one of two porns she ever did. The other was with Zoe, and I’ll look for it and put it up as well. I would have married Jade, I really would have. She turned me on, made me laugh, was 15 yrs younger than me, and she could make my pussy sing with her tongue. We were doing the full-on gay thing for probably 6 months. Then she met a guy and her gay thing turned directly into a cock thing. I get it. It’s happened to me as well. The power of the penis is overwhelming at times. Anyway, we stayed friends and had a ton of fun together. We even used to fuck when her boyfriend wasn’t around to stick it in her. I still talk to her and we are actually trying to get her down here to FL to hang out with me for a week or two. She looks exactly the same now as she did then which is amazing to me. Anyway, the flip side to the story is the guy she if fucking is Rick. Rick was my boyfriend until I dumped him for Jade. Rick has an amazing cock, as you will see, but Jade’s pussy just flipped me gay. He introduced me to her. So, technically, it was his fault. Rick, I remained friends and we would do porn together, and when I offered him a chance to fuck Jade; he was all over it. Jade was actually a stripper, so we shot a video in my studio in the strip club about something she knew about, and this video was the result. Let me know what you think!
Wait! I found these pics I forgot to post a few days ago! I was just deleting all the stuff on my phone and here they were, sitting all lonely, just waiting to be seen!
I may not be able to dance but I can bounce with the best of them! I got more to post so don't worry, I'm not just putting up a cheesy post and running on you!
Good Wednesday everyone. I have my new server up and running for BT34gg. There are two new videos up on there so check them out. Not going to bore you with the details, but after my date yesterday, I spent my time until the wee hours of the night finishing setting the server up. Long story short, it is up and running and you will be seeing content on there that I can no longer share on here because of the new requirements for ID’s and releases. For those of you who don’t know, it’s free. It is only for my subscribers here on OnlyFans, and there is nothing for sale, no ads, nothing but porn videos and pictures of me. You do need a password and I will post it on here every day from now on. So here we go. Just go to BT34gg.com and punch in the password newserver11 I would copy and paste it and you are set! You do not need a username, just the password. The password will change often, so just be aware of that and the new one will always be posted on my latest post here!
Yesterday’s date. How did it go? Not too bad. We didn’t work out much. He needs to lock the door because we kept getting interrupted before we even got started. He didn’t want to because he didn’t want people to know we were doing things to each other sexually at his place of business. We didn’t fuck because of that. I was all ready for a solid shot of jizz to be let loose in my ass, but instead it went down my throat. It was fun but somewhat of a disappointment. I thought we were clear as to why I was there in the first place. If you ask me he chickened out on me. I think sticking his dick in me means he really cheated on his wife and he isn’t ready for that. He will be, but I’m not willing to wait around forever for his cock to find its way inside me. His cock is OK, but nothing close to Bob the boy-toy. He is going to need to step it up and do his level best to breed me the way I need him to. He did lick my box and did so expertly. I will say he is much better at eating me out than my current guys are. He was able to finish me with his tongue. Few people can make that happen do so big win for him. I am holding out hope for him, I feel like his dick is going to be pumping sperm in my ass very soon. It better be!
Morning everyone. Got a trainer workout today. Free of charge. Imagine that. All I had to do was empty the contents of his testicles via the tip of his penis down my throat. I would have done that regardless, so the jokes on him. I am wearing this dress in the photos to his gym so my intentions are clear. I also am wearing a butt plug to further make my intentions clear. I intend to leave with my rectum well greased by sperm. I have always wanted him to stretch my ass out for me. Don't know why. It just seems like he would be good at fucking my ass. I will let you know! Moving on.
I know women hold sex hostage for things they want, but guys do it as well. They will do it for access to money, cars, a place to stay, and, in my case, free workouts. The reasons are pretty much universal. I’ll hold out sex for more sex. That’s my trick. You want to slip your dong inside my guts? Not until you finger me under the table at Chile’s. Then we can talk about you breeding me a bit later. You want to fuck? How about you lick my pussy until I am right on the edge of cumming and then I will go fuck another guy to finish me. The best part will be when I get back and basically drown you in sloppy seconds. No? Then I am the pussy Nazi and “No Pussy For You!” You’ll give in because I will parade around in front of you in all kinds of states of undress. It’s only a matter of time.
I was told that I treat the male sexual organ widely known as the “penis” as an inanimate object. I had to think about that. I understand what he’s saying, but I guess my point is “so what?” His point is that because the “penis” is part of a male human being, I should reference it as such. As in “his penis” and not just as “it.” In other words, the sentence “I loved the way “it” felt in my hand should be “I love the way “his penis” felt in my hand. Because the cock is part of his body and shouldn’t be referred to as a separate entity. Problem is, he may not separate the cock from the guy, but I do. Obviously. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t fuck half the guys I do. Why? Because they aren’t worthy of the cock attached to them. As in, they are douche rockets. I don’t want to talk to them though I may talk to the cock attached to them. They were blessed with the privilege of carrying a beautiful cock around. They are like the gatekeeper of a beautiful penis. I have to go through them to get to the cock. When I’m done breeding with a blessed cock, I kiss the cock goodnight, not the gatekeeper. So no. I am unconcerned about guys and their feelings about their cock being more important than they are as a person. Because it’s the truth. The dick is the best part of many guys. Guys do it all the time with chicks. They pretend to be into the girl to get the pussy which is the same thing I’m doing to get dick. So, am I sorry that sometimes I date guys for the sole reason of introducing their cock to my insides? Not in the least. I don’t mind if they do the same thing to me in reverse as long as the cock properly gets me off. I don’t understand why the concept of having sex for orgasms and not touchy feely shit is such a hard thing to grasp. We fuck, we get a fantastic orgasm. See your dick later, Chuck. Same time next week?
I need to get into my Sunday. I was supposed to get laid on Sunday. I didn’t. So there. Sunday covered. I was too tired. Late nights wear me out. I don’t drink, so no hangovers, but I need my sleep or I’m cranky. I hate when I tell people I don’t drink, smoke, or anything else, and they ask me if I have a problem with substance abuse. For fuck’s sake, no, I don’t, I never did. I also never enjoyed drinking. I tried getting high, and it sucked too. Chalk it up to personal preference. I don’t like vegetables all that much either. In the same respect I could not care less who drinks what or how much as long as they don’t turn into dickhead of the year guy. Most people I hang around with, date, friends, all drink. I would guess half of them are high at any given moment. I don’t care. Shoot Clorox in your eyeball if that’s your thing. As long as it doesn’t affect me, it’s all good on my end. I got a lot of stuff to do and I don’t want to do it unless I am laser focused. I certainly don’t want to suck a cock high or sloshed. I want to be fully aware of every sensation when I feel the sperm hit the back of my throat. I don’t need liquid courage to do things. I was blessed naturally with few inhibitions and will jump right in the orgy with no questions asked. Most of the failures I have had in the cock department have been because of alcohol with smoke and pills right behind it. I know a guy to this day thinks his cock is rock hard when we fuck. It’s not. It’s a semi, and it’s soft and squishy and hard to fuck because it folds over now and then. But whatever he is using convinces him it is hard. When he’s not smoking or popping or whatever it is, his cock is strong like bear in the woods strong. But he swears it’s better sex when he’s high. And it may be… for him, that is. Not so much for me. Viagra doesn’t work with whiskey dick. I don’t know about getting high. Viagra is hit or miss for lots of guys. Tri-Mix is what you need to use if you have whiskey dick and insist on drinking before fucking. But that requires an insulin needle in the dick and I would hate to see a tipsy person try that. Anyway, no, I have zero issues with any substance, be it liquid, smoke, powder, pills, whatever. I just don’t enjoy doing it. It’s been that way for 30 years now.
I tried to use a word editor to type this thing out. Fuck that. Exhausting with all the grammar corrections and the corrections seem to change the context of what I’m saying. I bet it took me 2 hours to get this far. Uninstalled, removed from the browser, and URL removed. Ain’t nobody got time for that! There were like a dozen corrections in this little paragraph.
