Someone asked for this video so ask and you shall receive it. Sometimes. Not all the time. I keep asking for the winning lotto numbers and all I get in return are dick pics. Oh well, not a total loss. Some of them are pretty good. Anyway, enjoy, I shot this with my BBC stud @boydbanksxxx Enjoy my compadres of porn lovers!
2022-01-07 15:03:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning everyone, I hope all is going well. Connor now works at KFC. He's never fingered me, so he isn't genuinely finger-licking good. I am just saying. Anyway, let's call it Flash Back Friday. Let us go way back. Way way way back to 2005. Check these pics out. They make me laugh. This was back when porn was pictures. Back when I had subscriptions to every porn magazine, there was. I had Club, Club International, Club this, Club that, Hustler, Foxxx, Genesis, Chic, and others I am sure I am forgetting. I had so many magazines my floor in the bathroom was cluttered with them. Guests used to get all creeped out after a trip to my bathroom. I didn't care. I was getting more dick than I ever did in my life back then. I had so much dick that I was continuously leaving cum trails wherever I went. Not really, I wish I left cum trails, but I had a lot of dick. You get the point! Oh, by the way, back then if you shot porn they yelled at you if you smiled. You always had to look severely pissed off. Hence the angry look. I wasn't angry and I always had a shitty angry face so it was a real stretch for me to be ticked off at the world. I got a video date today. He didn't make it yesterday, but he is here today, so I will at least get a new porn shot that I can put up on Onlyfans. Yay for me! Connor works at KFC now. I found this out yesterday. I suppose I could go annoy him. Make him hard at work, so he has to walk around with a woody. That makes me smile. I like making guys embarrassingly hard at the worst of times. I don't know. I'll see what I can do. Bob is ghosting me. That bastard. I texted him last night and have yet to hear anything back. To think I let him drain his testicles in my ass, and he can't find time to say hello. I think I am more just upset his dick isn't in my ass at the moment. I don't really care what he has to say as long as his dick is inside me in one fashion or another. I do love the penis he is sporting. It should be an interesting day. Hopefully, I'll end up with a date one way, or another or I will just have to go hang out at KFC, I suppose.
2022-01-07 13:24:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I answered everyone tonight but I got like a whirlwind of DM's all at once, so if I missed you, send me another one. The odds of lightning striking twice are pretty low Mr! I don't think I did though unless you sent your messages right before I post this which at least a couple of you sneaky bastards will do just that šā¤ļø Have a great night everyone! ā¤ļø
2022-01-07 04:45:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Let us make this happen. I am on the phone with my mechanic. It's a bit awkward. He's had his fingers in me, and now he has to be all professional. When will guys learn? For fucks sake, it's okay to finger a chick. She will thank you for it later. I'm just saying. 19th is when my Jeep goes in for its lift and rims. I hate waiting that long. I want it done yesterday, but such is life. Someone tip me the winning lotto numbers, please. If not the winning lotto numbers, a million dollars will be fine as well. Get on it. 4x4s are consuming my retirement fund. When I go into the shop, he better have something clever to say. Maybe "Ms. Tyler, I didn't recognize you with your pants pulled up." That would work. I would get wet if he said that. PMS jokes are just not funny. Period. Someone remarked that it was unusual for a lady to admit to watching pornographic material in such a public setting. Not sure about that, to be honest. Surely I am not the only chick that enjoys porn. He eluded that my liking to watch cuckold porn, which I do enjoy, but I also enjoy quite a few other genres, is mainly for men. I don't think so, but I guess I could be wrong. Many women, I believe, would soak their panties if they had the opportunity to make their husbands uncomfortable by fucking another man... and then get hooked on the experience. I know I do. Why hide it? Better yet, why fight it? My stupid boyfriend gets the absolute fucking of his life when he plays along properly. One day he'll learn. Till then, I have Bob to breed with. I am in a group text with some chicks that think they are pornstars because they have an Onlyfans. That's not how that works, but I've been down this road before, no point in backtracking. I don't know why they even bother with me, to be honest. I'm twice their age, in way better shape, and could give a rat's ass about any of their issues and have no problems expressing my disregard for their concerns. Anyway, the one has a husband she just found out is cheating with another girl they shot a three-way video with. Shit happens. I guess he just likes trying to pump babies into her more than he does his wife. Look, we are not talking stunners here. Any of them. Would I do them? Maybe, kinda, I don't know. Depends on the day. One, yes, the other three super iffy. The husband, absolutely fucking not. He has 92 different colors in his hair, probably never held a real job, would go to the emergency room if he stubbed his toe (which I fucking hate when that happens), and generally looks like he forgot to shower for a month. Plus, the chick he is slipping his wiener in isn't America's Next Top Model material. His wife is way better, but maybe the side chick is taking anal creampies. I know if I want to keep a guy, I take a load of swimmers in my ass, and he's mine for a very long time. So, after listening to her break down via text for the last hour, I finally sent my own text. "FFS, I've met them both. If you really want to get even with her, let her keep him." And I got blocked right out of the conversation. Not before getting the message "Fuck you dumb bitch!" Dumb? I tactfully removed myself from the silliness of their lives. I doubt they will include me in the stupidity of their lives anymore. I call that a smooth move, but I could be wrong. Oh, fuck my face. I jinxed myself. Now my text is going off again. Fuck me running with an unlubed cock.
2022-01-06 23:31:58 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, what's new? Not much. I bet you think I spend my nights doing wild and crazy shit. I do. I spent last night driving around Daytona just seeing what's up. Super crazy, I know. Then I masturbated, went to bed, and here we are today. I don't know. It seems like a full night, but it seems kind of dull when I look back at it. I think the excitement of the night was imagining it was Connors dick I was sucking when I was watching the video. I watched the cum shot over and over, and it got the job done, but it just isn't the same amount of nut as Connors load. The video cum shot is impressive. Connor's mouthful is amazing. I don't get many 18 yr old cocks in my mouth, so maybe it's an 18 yr old sperm production thing. I don't think so, though. I would have remembered noticing that my stomach felt like I drank a bottle of water after drinking a guy's nut out of the head of his dick. I'm just saying. Why am I thinking about Connor again? It's not like his dick is amazing. He is the epitome of a quick draw McGraw 30 second shooter. I guess it's because his body is so fresh and new. Probably helps that I am utterly fascinated with the amount of sperm he gives me. It seems like it is so much it would hurt. Where does he keep all of it? It must feel good after he pumps it all out. Like a huge relief. Fuck I wish I knew what that felt like. I want to feel it inside of me, but I think I'm going to give him a handjob first because I feel like I would be missing out if I didn't actually witness it.
2022-01-06 13:11:54 +0000 UTC View Post
@u125291845 So new video up on bt34gg.com. The password is now changed, so don't use the old one. I will post it at the bottom of this paragraph. I put this video up because it was requested, and it really is a badass video. This kid fucks me basically six ways to Sunday sideways. Plus he has one hell of a cum load he dumps on me. He was from Pittsburgh, and he showed up at my house, and we fucked. As the name of the video series goes, he just shut the fuck up and fucked me. No script, no storyline, just filled out the paperwork, dropped the clothes and stuck his dick in my guts, and did his best to breed me. Check it out. The access code for bt34gg.com is( suf-pittsburgh ) If you happen to be new, these videos are included for free with your OF script, so check them out. Again the password for bt34gg is suf-pittsburgh Getting guys to shoot these days is more challenging than ever. Flu-Rona has fucked me 7 ways to Sunday in it's own right. And not in a good way. I don't blame people. I wouldn't want to get on a plane either. Not because of the Flu-Rona, because of the nutjobs on the aircraft that Flu-Rona created. Keep in mind that I don't shoot with people who get paid. All the videos you basically see these days are people looking for money. Be it by being paid for the shoot or boyfriends and husbands with a stake in making money off the chicks page. They aren't doing it for fun. I don't shoot that crap. If it's not for fun, then it's work. I have no problems with people doing it for work. It's just not the porn I like to see. When you see all the costumes, makeup, and staging, think of the time it took to set that up. It takes a ton of time. Nobody is really getting off. Sure the guy cums, but as they all say, it's good, but it's not really good. Not like it is when they aren't being filmed for profit. Here is a fun bit of info. After almost every porn I ever shot for the pros, the talent always asked if I wanted to fuck for real later on. Did I? Of course I did! Well, with more than a few. Why did we do that? Because the sex sucked when we were being filmed and directed. In contrast, the sex was banging when we weren't. That was the biggest disappointment I had with porn. I was in it for the sex and being watched. Porn delivered big time on the being watched department. It vastly underperformed on rocking the sex component of the job. So what's my point? After I quit shooting for the big companies, I decided I would film real sex, no script, no pay, just me and some dude fucking our brains out. Did it work out? Sure it did to an extent. Finding guys who didn't care about a cameraman isn't easy. Remember, there is no pay. They are here for no other reason than to stick their dick inside of me. Part of the bargain is a dude is holding a camera. Finding guys who don't care about that, not easy to do. Now that folks can't just quickly move around, that makes it even harder. But, good news, I do have one here tomorrow, so I will be filming that. And supposedly one Friday as well. Yay for me! I usually put them up within hours as I don't edit them, so you should see them pretty quickly!
2022-01-06 00:42:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Had some pics from yesterday that I haven't put up. Drove out to our property, did some 4-wheeling, took some pics, and now you're looking at them. Yes, this is my new Jeep. It is supposed to go in this week for a lift and rims so hopefully, that still happens!
2022-01-05 17:33:04 +0000 UTC View PostSo, whatever happened to my mechanic guy? He got his fingers in my box. That's as far as we got. It's a whole long, drawn-out story and rather dull. To keep it short, I had too many things going on over the holidays. Would we have fucked. Yes. Have I seen or touched his dick? No. It looked good in his pants when it was making a tent pole. That's as far as I got. I had people to take to the airport on the 23rd, and I wasn't expecting to get fingered in my Jeep outside of the shop. We are talking on Instagram. I just haven't had the time to mesh up and get appropriately bred by this fine specimen of a man. I will tell you when I drove away, my pussy was a swampy gushy mess. I was turned on for days afterward. There is a special place in my heart for guys who will finger me and look me in the eyes while doing it. I'm looking forward to seeing how he does. I'm thinking this week will work out, but once again, he's married. Why are these guys getting married in the early 20s? It's too soon. They will run into a MILF like myself, and there is no way their goofy little teenybopper wives will keep up much less compete. So, long story short, we have to work around wifey. I think I'm going to fuck this guy right out of his marriage. Hope he's prepared for that. Someone told me that I am a weak person because I don't respect other women when I try and "trick their men into infidelity" He said strong people don't put other people like that. He's right. Strong people lift them up and slam them on the ground repeatedly for maximum damage. I'm just saying. I don't trick anyone. I just make it known that if they were to slip their dick inside me accidentally, I wouldn't fill out an accident report, we could just keep it between us. Plus, they are always welcome to invite their significant other to join us. I'm easy that way. I have concluded that I have been sharing too much. Who cares. When I come to a conclusion, it just means I got tired of thinking.
2022-01-05 12:49:14 +0000 UTC View PostQuick post before I call it a night. I masturbated to this video. I just replaced the dude in it in my mind with Connor. That is all. Resume your normal activities. @u125291845
2022-01-05 02:22:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Turtlenecks and tits. That is a lethal combination if I may say so myself. I took these earlier hoping to catch the attention of Connor but I haven't seen the guy all day the sneaky little bastard. I was going to do things to his dick today he could only dream of. Pretty sure the day is a wash on doing things to Connors dick. Oh well, I have toys and there is always tomorrow! So, I finally heard from my boyfriend today. He has this weird idea that I'm going to apologize to him for cheating on him. I'm not sorry so why would I? In fact, getting fucked into a mindless cum receptacle by Bob was one of the greatest nights of my life. He has this weird theory that I should have told him I was going to cheat on him, and not lied about it beforehand. Where is the fun in that? I warned him from the get-go I was not going to be faithful, he would have to fine with it or let's not even go down this road. He said it all turned him on. I didn't break the deal, he did by getting upset. Then he went on about how I never listen to him about real-life stuff or something goofy like that. I don't know what he was trying to say, I wasn't paying attention. Why do I like him? Well, I thought because he was older he would be used to life's disappointments so he would be ready for me. Apparently not. Plus he said he wanted to be my best buddy cuckold. I love cucks. They are my absolute fave. He did alright for a while but apparently being a sustained cuck isn't what he had in mind. If only my pussy wasn't so damn promiscuous things would probably work out. Oh well, we shall see how things go.
2022-01-04 22:31:25 +0000 UTC View PostHow did Connor end up at my house dumping sperm down my throat? I ran into him at Publix. I run into everyone at Publix as it's right around the corner. It's a local place. He was with his Grandparents, so I just said hi and went about my business. He found me alone and asked if he could stop by. I asked him why he would want to stop by? He said, "You know..." I said, "No, I don't know. What did you want to see me about?" Again with the "You know!" I said, "Sorry, I must be missing something." He said, "To finish up what we started!" I said, "What did we start?" Again with the "You know!" When I didn't say anything, he finally spat it out. "When you put your hands down my pants!" I said, "Oh...you want me to make you cum?" He turned bright red and finally said yes. I said, "Well then, I'll see you soon." Thirty minutes later, his 18 yr old dick was dumping sperm into my belly. On that note, I see that his grandparents have hooked up their pontoon boat and gone on their way. I suspect I'll be getting a visit from Connor today. If he plays his cards right, he might just a shot at doing his best to pump a baby into me. Okie Dokie. Suck a guy's dick that isn't your boyfriend's, and they get all pissy. Such is life. Still haven't heard from the boyfriend about that. I admit I did more than suck a dick. The guy basically made me a three-way sex toy. Guess it sucks to be my boyfriend. Feeling a bit left out? For maximum attention, nothing beats a solid mistake. Remember I said that. It will pan out for you one day. Your welcome. I have a friend who told me her deepest dark secret without asking me first. I hate that. She is sleeping with he ex and is planning on leaving her husband. To me, that is just another day at the office. To her, it's a life-changing event. I was with them the other night, and her husband has zero clue that his wife is undoubtedly ingesting another man's sperm. He thinks he is living the dream. She's gaining weight from all the cum she's eating courtesy of her side dick. Oh well, shit happens. What I want you to take away from this story is not that cheating has consequences. It is that you should never tell someone a secret without asking first. It's not that I can't keep a secret. It's the other people I tell the secret to that can't keep their mouth shut. The angry couple asked me the other night how I could live myself after letting a guy I barely knew ejaculate on my face. I thought that was an odd question. I mean, don't you, as a guy, want a girl to cum on your face when you're licking her box out? I would think you would, but I could be wrong. I don't know. I guess I'm weird. I love to make guys dump loads on my face. Even better, I love them feeding it to me. I know when guys are about to cum. That last thirty seconds fires something up in me. It's like an obsessive need to unload his balls on me, in me, everywhere. It really is a desire that I can't control. I don't want to control it. I don't need to control it. Why would I? I work super hard to get the jizz out of the testicles so I can feel it slide down my throat. It's perfectly healthy. Degrading? Says who? It's anything but. If you feel degraded when I shoot girl goo all over your face, then, by all means, feel free never to do it again. There are plenty of things I won't do for anyone. But I could care less about people who would do those things if that's what they enjoy as long as it's all consensual/legal and I don't have to see it. I could be wrong, but I imagine this couple having absolutely abysmal and dull sex. If getting blasted in the face by your partner's jizz is out of bounds, then I don't want to play in your world. If some dude ever said he felt uncomfortable with me slopping his face up because he licked me proper, I'd kick him in the balls and send him packing with a one-way ticket to woke wonderland. I'm sure I could find someone to take his place.
2022-01-04 18:56:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning everyone! I saw some hot twins last night in Academy Sports. I needed an elbow sleeve. There was a time when I dated a hot chick with a twin back in my very early thirties. People often asked me how I told them apart. It was easy. She always painted her nails pink, and he had a cock. Told you it was easy. I know, right about now, your saying, "shut up Brooke, we have had just about enough out of you and your just getting started." Anyway, moving on. I did get laid on New Year's Eve. Yay for me! In a parking lot bent over the back seat of a pickup truck. By a very married man whose wife was inside probably wondering where he wandered off to. I know where his cock wandered off to. I'm not supposed to talk about this. He thinks his wife is suspicious of me. She has found his OnlyFans, and I am not the only person he follows, but she knows I actually live here in Daytona. She used to crash our training sessions in late 2020 and early 2021. Yes, my trainer is the one who stuck his dick in me on New Year's Eve. And I am very proud of that accomplishment. I drove him so insanely horny he chanced fucking me with his wife less than 20 yards away. It wasn't a stellar fuck. He was understandably rushed and nervous. He couldn't find his condoms, and he got so frustrated he just slipped it in bare. He actually worries that he might knock me up. I keep telling him he can't, but he doesn't listen. I know he's worried about catching a nasty, but in all these years, I have had not a one. Doesn't matter now because he left me dripping his nut onto his bench seat. Good thing it was leather because cloth stains. I'm just happy he finally nutted in my guts. For fucks sake, it took forever. Did I cum? Yes, I did. Nothing to write home about, but any orgasm is better than no orgasm, so there is that. I am looking forward to another round with him where we can take our time. He is a good-looking married man. His wife is going to have problems with him. His dick likes to wander. It can stroll right up inside my cunt seven days a week if it wants. I'm just saying. I know, I'm a terrible person, fucking married men as I do. Sue me. Same night. I was invited to dinner with some folks I know and some other people I had never met before. And as it always does, someone brought up my porn past, pay-to-play history, and just about everything else. I don't know why people feel it necessary to do that. I made it clear I was retired from everything but OnlyFans. I explained that yes, I still fuck people on video but only for you guys to see. And two couples instantly labeled me the antichrist. Holy shit, they just couldn't contain their distaste for me. One actually left. Said they didn't want to be associated with someone of my sort. Yep, another dinner bombed by me. It's getting to be a pattern. I might have said a thing or two to accelerate things a bit, but for the most part, I just smiled and looked at them like the idiots they were. I think what set them off was when they started in on me about how they were married for 8 yrs and that to be successful in life, it required two loyal/faithful people. It just came to me, and I couldn't help myself. Before I could stop myself, I said, "Two wrongs don't make a right, take both of your parents, for example." And then they left. Highly offended, I might add. Followed by another snarky but more quiet couple. Everyone else was looking at me, and I said, "You invited me. What did you think was going to happen?" I explained I didn't bring up my career choice and pointed out who did. I also explained I am certainly not just going to sit around and listen to people who got a college participation degree that happens to think they have some innate right to bash on me. I own my career choice. I love my career choice. I would do it over again, only way better knowing what I know now. Look, I would have left well enough alone had they just let it go. I don't sit around and tell porn stories unless I'm with porn people. Everyone else, it's all about dogs, Jeeps, trucks, houses, completely normal shit. If I am with people I know who will have a problem with me being little miss porno, then I am a graphic-web designer and change the subject. I can't stop people who know from bringing it up. That's on them if it goes south. Mostly it doesn't. I get a ton of questions that I eventually shut down because who wants to spend the whole night yacking about work. Plus, it's not fair. My work stories always top everyone else's. But some people get highly offended like I just ran over their puppy with a Big Wheel. It happens. I did everyone a favor. I'm not saying the one lady's perfume was massively overpowering, but the canary was alive before she got there. I'm just saying. It's good to be me. I just don't take things that personally.
2022-01-04 13:10:40 +0000 UTC View Post
First things first. My cum face drive of shame. I forgot to put the pics up. Really, this was my highlight of the week. I think about it all the time and probably will for the next month. It indeed was one of the greatest fucks ever, and I didn't even cum. How does that even happen? I have no clue, but I'd do it again a hundred times. So, yes, I sucked Connors dick. 3 times. I am sure I'll suck it again when I'm bored. He is an attractive guy. His body is good, dick so so, but he doesn't have that spark, if you know what I mean. He has a set of balls, though. He ejaculates more sperm than most guys will ever dream of. I'd say he is in the top five for me, and I have seen thousands of guys blow their load. Not many guys can make me swallow when they dump a load of nut in my mouth because it's more than my mouth can hold. I had to swallow twice the first time he ran a load of jizz down my throat. It was basically a meal in the form of sperm. Hence the reason I will probably be sucking on the head of his cock in the near future. Other than that, don't get your hopes up. Will I fuck him? Yes, I will. Strangely enough, it's not the thought of fucking him that turns me on. It's the thought of an 18 yr old emptying himself inside of me that turns my pussy into a slip and slide. I won't cum. He won't last that long. I suppose if he did, I would. But he won't. Giving him blowjobs has lasted a minute, if that. The first one was under 30 seconds. So why 3 blowjobs? I admit, I enjoyed making him cum so fast. It's fun, and I have definitely fingered myself off afterward. After the first one, I was very intrigued with the amount of sperm he fed me. Sometimes when it's a lot of cum, it can make a girl gag. It's slimy, it's hot, it has multiple textures, and the smell can get overpowering with some guys. He was triple the amount of most good ejaculations. However, I enjoyed all of the above. I liked being made to swallow so I could make more room. So after we sat around for 10 minutes, I showed him my tits, let him get his hands on them, and his cock went straight back up in the air. I sat on a dining room chair, he stood in front of me, and I sucked a second load out of him. It was only a one swallow before finishing him off, but it was still a considerable load, especially for cum number 2. I patted him on the ass and sent him home. I could smell his cum on my breath till the following day. I burped once, and I could swear there was sperm on my chin. It was that strong. More masturbation motivation for me, so all was good. Then yesterday, he came around, and I just came out and asked him if he was trying to get his dick sucked, and he looked like a kid stealing candy in a candy store. I took him in the bedroom, laid down with my head over the edge of the bed, and let him fuck my throat. Under a minute and he gave me another huge load. I like this kid. He's fun. But he isn't going to make me beg for his dick. I am no longer in this for anyone but me anymore, so unless you're making me see stars and begging you to knock me up, you end up as the sideshow. Don't feel bad for him. He's getting his dick sucked like he will never again. Plus, he will get his dick fucked like he will never again. I'm sure it will be some time this week. I do like being the neighborhood "Mrs. Robison." I'll talk about my time at a local restaurant with some pretty catty people on the next post, as well as my New Years' Eve fuck in a parking lot.
2022-01-03 20:49:47 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick update. Got myself all worked up making a custom and I thought it looked pretty good but you be the judge šā¤ļø
2022-01-03 20:12:33 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year, two days late. Four dicks, 4 different guys, who knows how many loads of nut are still soaking up inside my guts. I lost count, but it's all good. I had a wild ride from the 28th on. All good, well, a few bumps but nothing serious. If there is one thing I know how to do is to keep my ass in the driver's seat when it seems impossibly bumpy. We will get to it all. First, yes, I didn't post for almost a week. Why? I had things going on. Family in the house, guests, constantly showing up, grandkids running around everywhere. Was it a good time? Without a doubt. The 28th on, I was all by myself, and I soaked that shit up. Call it a recharge. Best time I had since my last post? That's easy. I cheated. As in really cheated. Not kind of. I flat out deceptively cheated for no other reason than my own sexual gratification. And I wouldn't have confessed had I not been caught. A quick rundown. I was with my boyfriend and promised to spend the day with him. I have been avoiding him lately. He gets clingy. I don't know why. He can fuck anyone he wants. I'll even masturbate to the stories if he does. Anyway, where were we? Cheating. So he was making us an early dinner, ready at 4 and all that good stuff. Then Bob texted me a picture of his hard dick and said it needed my attention immediately. I had to go. I needed to go. I went. I told my boyfriend that I was going to Publix to get dessert, and when he offered to go with me, I said I wanted it to be a surprise. I shouldn't have said that because that made him super happy for some reason. Straight to Bob's, I went. Bob promptly fucked me in every hole repeatedly. When I talked, he shoved his cock in my mouth. When I was about to cum Bob slipped his dick out of my pussy and shoved it in my ass. When I begged him to dump his sperm in my rectum, he pulled out and shot his load all over my face and in my mouth. I never came, and I thought he would fuck me again, but instead, he asked me to leave, said he had friends to get together with. I told him that I really needed him to make me cum. He told me to masturbate in front of him. That is what I did. A 50 plus-year-old woman being ordered to rub one out by a 24 yr old and doing it. I am that chick. I love being that chick. I rubbed it out with his jizz still dripping off my chin. He told me it was time to go, so I started cleaning up. He said no. Just go as you are. I did. I walked out of his place with wet stains on my face and all over my shirt. When I got home, I had most of the sperm off of my face, but I might as well have just left it there. My boyfriend knew immediately that I had been just used repeatedly as someone's fuck hole. I probably should have gotten him his dessert. It didn't matter because he said he could smell the jizz. That seemed to make him the angriest. How mad was he? He left immediately. Took his food with him. I haven't heard from him since. Too bad, I would have fucked him silly if he stayed. Instead, I broke out a toy one of you sent to me and fucked all of my holes with that. I came so hard I did it a second time. Then I did it a third time after I sat around and thought about how Bob used me like a sex doll. What turned me on the most was when he shoved his cock in my mouth and said, "Quit talking." Why that turns me on is somewhat a mystery. I think I am a big fan of being someone's sex toy. Especially someone more than half my age. That is the highlight of my pre-new years eve. The next is Connor. Yes, I drank an 18 yr olds sperm three times. All in under an hour. I'll get to that next. Plus, I want to run down the angry people's uppity stance on my audacity to be in their presence. Catch you in a bit if I haven't bored you to death by now.
2022-01-03 18:39:43 +0000 UTC View PostI sucked a dick last night and got a thick protein shake for my efforts. Yay for me! First things first... I feel good today, so another round of "yay!" for me. Anyway, good morning everyone! I have a date today, an early one at that. So I have to make this a brief one. Last night. Bob showed up, sat on the couch, told me to take his dick out, and proceeded to tell me exactly what he wanted me to do. I love it when guys get directional. I have no idea what it feels like, so the best policy is to tell me exactly what it is I can do that summons your sperm the best way possible. He did just that. It was somewhat different than what I expected but a huge fucking turn-on all the same. What finished him off, or at least we spent the most time doing, was me rubbing that V spot on the underneath side of the head of his dick with my thumb and licking the underside of his cock right where it comes together with his balls. He has this little spot. It's almost like a mechanical joint. When his dick is hard, I can feel it. He really likes that licked and rubbed. Actually, he had me spend more time rubbing both spots on his dick than he did anything else. So, more of a handjob than a blowjob. I'm good with that. I wanted to suck his sperm out when he came but wanted to do something else. He had me go excruciatingly slow with my hands. So slow, I don't even know how it was possible to cum. Then again, I don't have a dick, so I am not speaking from a position of knowledge. If I had one wish granted to me, forget money, all that crap, give me a penis. Why? After watching him cum last night, I desperately need to experience that. Right before the jizz starts to pump, it seems to me that there is this near-death intense moment. I want that so bad. I'm not complaining about my orgasms, they are definitely near-death intense. But to have a dick that somehow gets harder and fatter at that moment and to feel sperm pumping through it... I need to feel that. If I were magically granted a cock and balls, I would still want my pussy. Just place the cock and balls above the clit, there's room, and I'm good. How in the fuck did I get to this point in this update? No idea. Now I'm going to be thinking about having my own cock for the rest of the day. Fuck me. Well, that's what is about to happen, so I will catch you all after I get completely and thoroughly knocked up by an actual, very large, magnificent, non-imaginary penis. Oh, real quick. His cum plopped out the cum hole of his dick and onto his belly. Some ran down his dick. He took a video of me licking it up and eating it. I will try to get that on here, but it may have to go on bt34gg, which all of you should know by now is free, and you should go there as I made it just for OF subscribers when they changed the rules in regards to ID requirements. There is some good stuff there, so check it out. The password is still ( christmasbbc ) Don't use the ( ) I know someone will try.
2021-12-30 15:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Bob called. He wants his dick sucked. I don't feel the greatest. I told him that. He still wants his dick sucked. I want to suck his dick. It's a win-win. Fuck me. I can't say no to that penis. I don't want to say no to that penis. He is still taking me out tomorrow, so hopefully, I will be fully recovered. I feel like I will be, and he will pump a baby all up inside of me. Well, not really, that's impossible, but it doesn't hurt to try. I put up selfy pics on this post. Kind of got stuck with that today. I like selfy pics though but only if they aren't edited or obviously staged. I briefly talked to Connor today. I thought he was going to avoid me after I groped his dick the other day. I was worried he was all talk and no cock. I am still shocked by the number of guys who talk a big game, but when it cums time to put the cock up in my guts, they get all shy. But Connor went out of his way to catch me today. He let me know he would be stopping by tomorrow to catch up on where we left off. I had to inform him tomorrow wasn't going to work. I didn't tell him I was going to get bred by the stud that owns me. I figured that might be just a bit too much for his 18 yr old ego. No point in stressing him out. Hopefully, I won't be too stretched out. Hopefully, he is going to go through with it this time. I am somewhat obsessed with the thought of him putting his dick inside of me. I admit it. I like the thought that I was 35 when he slipped out of his mom's box. Whatever, it's legal. Guys do it all the time. Or at least they dream about it. At least I get it done. It's got me on this new thing now. That's how this crap works for me. It starts with one thing then moves on to something bigger, more outrageous. I can't make it happen, but I have been searching pornhub for teacher/student videos. I don't know why but it makes me swampy wet thinking about a whole class of students who know that I like fresh student dick. I have this mental picture of what their cocks would look like. All shiny new, fresh and hard, standing straight up pressed against their belly. In my mind, the cum would taste super fresh, like farmers' market-fresh. Oh, Christ, I need to quit. Not only am I getting very weird and creepy, but I'm also turning myself on, which makes it even more bizarre. So catch you all in a while.
2021-12-30 00:34:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Bob called. He wants his dick sucked. I don't feel the greatest. I told him that. He still wants his dick sucked. I want to suck his dick. It's a win-win. Fuck me. I can't say no to that penis. I don't want to say no to that penis. He is still taking me out tomorrow, so hopefully, I will be fully recovered. I feel like I will be, and he will pump a baby all up inside of me. Well, not really, that's impossible, but it doesn't hurt to try. I am stuck with selfy pics today. How things go when you have a cold. Don't want to pass it on. I briefly talked to Connor today. I thought he was going to avoid me after I groped his dick the other day. I was worried he was all talk and no cock. I am still shocked by the number of guys who talk a big game, but when it cums time to put the cock up in my guts, they get all shy. But Connor went out of his way to catch me today. He let me know he would be stopping by tomorrow to catch up on where we left off. I had to inform him tomorrow wasn't going to work. I didn't tell him I was going to get bred by the stud that owns me. I figured that might be just a bit too much for his 18 yr old ego. No point in stressing him out. Hopefully, I won't be too stretched out. Hopefully, he is going to go through with it this time. I am somewhat obsessed with the thought of him putting his dick inside of me. I admit it. I like the thought that I was 35 when he slipped out of his mom's box. Whatever, it's legal. Guys do it all the time. Or at least they dream about it. At least I get it done. It's got me on this new thing now. That's how this crap works for me. It starts with one thing then moves on to something bigger, more outrageous. I can't make it happen, but I have been searching pornhub for teacher/student videos. I don't know why but it makes me swampy wet thinking about a whole class of students who know that I like fresh student dick. I have this mental picture of what their cocks would look like. All shiny new, fresh and hard, standing straight up pressed against their belly. In my mind, the cum would taste super fresh, like farmers' market-fresh. Oh, Christ, I need to quit. Not only am I getting very weird and creepy, but I'm also turning myself on, which makes it even more bizarre. So catch you all in a while.
2021-12-29 23:53:24 +0000 UTC View Post
These pics are from yesterday, I was feeling under the weather, but I felt like doing a few anyway. Made me feel better for about an hour, then it hit me, and I was totally out of gas. Such is life, but what a difference a day makes. Kids left me with a cold, and now it appears I have left the cold in my rearview mirror as well. So happy days and blue skies for that. My dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. It's a joke. We all lived. Anyway, what's new? I looked up that chick that threw a hissy fit on the airplane at the old guy. She used to be hot back in the day when she did playboy. I would have licked her clean for sure. Is she bat shit insane? Absolutely. Most of these chicks are. They blame anxiety for everything. Which, in many cases, is the code word for drug and alcohol issues, but I'm rambling. I say stick a dick in her mouth, pump her full of sperm, and the anxiety will melt away. Just saying. I know when I'm anxious, it's usually for a dick. Or a pussy, I'll take the occasional pussy now and then as well. I have anxiety right now. I am very anxious to taste Connors's cock and even more anxious to feel my mechanic's dick bottomed out in my bottom. The password to bt34gg is still christmasbbc so check that out. No username is required. I have two entirely different plans for both guys. Listen to me, making plans with guys I don't even know if I will spend more than 2 minutes with much less fuck them. Sounds very presumptive of me. Oh well, let's pretend that I know that I will be getting bred by the both of them. Here is how I want it to go down. I want to absolutely destroy Connor sexually. I want to make him my 18 yr old puppy who will lick my ass on command. I want to make him empty his testicles in me, on me, around me, everywhere, and in five minutes or less. I want to make him cum so hard and so often and so fast he will never be able to see another chick the same way. For the rest of his life, I want him to remember me whenever he is about to get some lame pussy that will never compete. I will do things to him, for him, that no one else ever will, and he will beg for those things for the rest of his long life but most likely never get or feel again. I know, very mean, very cruel, but fuck, the thought of having him following me around everywhere I go sniffing my ass trying to get at my pussy is a massive turn-on. I hope he doesn't have the dick of a god because Bob is my owner, and I am still super into being owned by Bob. I'm reasonably assured he doesn't, as I have felt Connors cock. My guess is 6 inches, give or take a few. Then I have my mechanic. Kind of reverse the above. Except I want him to be married. I want him to want me more than whoever he is with. I want him to dump his sperm in my guts every time. Why? Because it screams, I want to pump a baby in you because I like fucking you more than her. Fuck, I've said it before. I'll repeat it. I'm bizarre. I don't care. It is making me wet thinking about it. I want to be fucked in the car, in his shop, in his house, in a pool, and I want it to be super sexy and hot. Kissing, romance, all that goofy stuff. But he has to stay married or at the very least have a live-in girlfriend. Does that even make sense? Probably not, but that's how I picture it. Or at least how I want to imagine it. What about Bob? The sole owner of my pussy at the moment. And my pussy needs to be taken out and exercised like yesterday. Bob did not disappear. I did sneak out one afternoon when he called, and I sucked him off in the car. Then I returned home and baked more cookies with his sperm still sticky in my throat. I love Bob's dick. I would marry his cock if that were a thing. Does Bob know about my other guys? He doesn't ask, and I don't tell, and I don't ask about who else is enjoying his cock, and he doesn't tell. As long as he shares his dick with me, I don't care. I will do whatever Bob tells me to do as long as I get to enjoy his penis. It's that simple. I don't want to kiss Bob, but I do want to kiss Bob's cock. Does that explain our relationship a little better? Probably not. I'll see Bob tomorrow. Bob has one downfall: he has little interest in fucking my ass. He has fucked my ass, several times but it's been a while. He is fixated on me swallowing his sperm without spilling a drop. He tells me to suck him until he is soft then I'm done. I do it. I want to do it. I'll keep doing it as long as he will allow me. But I would like to feel his nut deep in my colon a few times as well. Just saying. Now you know the story and status of my triangle of cock. Keep you posted. Catch you all in a bit!
2021-12-29 15:30:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Itās Tuesday, itās still 2021, and I still have time to get some strange dick. I donāt want to overthink it. My friends annoy me by overthinking. They spend more time wondering what guys think than guys spend actually thinking. Just saying. I keep staring out the window at Connorās house. I feel like I would look good with his dick in my mouth. He talked a big game, but when it was my turn to play, he has kind of backed down. I wonder what makes him nervous about breeding me? Iām not expecting the fuck of my life. I would be happy if he just let me suck him off. Itās not the physical part of the sex Iām after here. Itās the knowing that I am the lady they make movies about. Stifflerās mom. I want to be Stifflerās mom. I want everyone in the neighborhood to know it. Plus, I have touched that 18 yr old cock. Now I want to taste the sperm that I need to work out of it even if it takes only 30 seconds. I can almost feel his cock in my hand just thinking about it. Hopefully, he will cum to his senses and let me do my thing to his cock. Who knows, though. This younger generation is quirky as fuck. I was listening to some guy I know bitch about his girlfriendās choices for just about everything. He doesnāt like her new car, and he hates her TV shows, is not a fan of her favorite restaurants, doesnāt like her choice of clothes. He said she makes stupid choices all the way around. I reminded him that she chose him. He told me to fuck off. I also reminded him how hot she was, and she could rethink her choice anytime with another at any given time. He said good point. I said maybe I should move in on her and see if I could get her to change her choice on whether she is gay or not. He told me just to keep my distance. I think he will be more accepting of her choices in the future. The password for bbt34gg.com is still christmasbbc so check that out. I like being able to switch from straight to gay in an instant. It keeps me stocked up on options. I admit it. If dick werenāt so perfectly awesome, I would be gay full-time. Sadly though, pussy just canāt keep my own pussy happy, full time. Dick, however, can. I can hold a dick in my hand, watch it grow, watch it shrink, watch it spit sperm. I can put it inside me, and I can put it in my mouth. I can lick it like a lollypop, and it cums with a bonus set of testicles. Some girls hate balls, but I love them. They fascinate me. Probably the same way a vagina fascinates you. I like knowing that I can do things to a dick that makes them give their sperm whether they want to or not. I canāt really do any of that to a vagina. I love eating vagina, especially when itās attached to a body to die for. But after a week or two, I need a dick deep inside of me doing its absolute best to pump a baby in my guts. Come on, Connor. Step it up, and let us get this breeding out of the way, kiddo. Hell, Iāll even lick a pussy while you slip it in me from behind. That would be a win-win for everyone. My friend has 5 cats. I donāt get it. Why do chicks gravitate towards cats? Personally, I am a dog chick. Big dogs. I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, donāt listen, donāt come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when theyāre home, they want to be left alone and or sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. Just saying. I am very okay with my guys running around all night. I am very okay if they want to get their dick sucked by a sexy little bitch. I prefer they stick their dick in her so I can taste her later when he gets home. Again, I know Iām weird. Nothing turns me on more than a musty, previously fucked penis in my face. Except tasting said musty, previously fucked penis. That makes me even happier. I can assure you, many a boyfriend has unknowingly tasted the remnants of another manās cock that plundered my pussy an hour beforehand. I love it when they tell me how they love how wet I am. The dummies. Just saying. Iād tell them, but guys have this thing about their girlfriends getting fucked by their friends.
2021-12-28 16:42:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The year was 2006; the setting was my studio; the set was my dungeon; the guy was the owner of a foot-long dick. It was big, black, and I could almost taste it when he sank it in my guts. Check this video out on bt34gg.com I am pretty sure you will like it. The password is now christmasbbc For those who donāt know bt34gg is a free add-on site for subscribers to my onlyfans. It is where I put videos that donāt adhere to the new ID policies put in place. No ads or anything stupid. Just plug in the password and nothing but my xxx videos. Anyway, I was getting bred by BBC long before getting bred by BBC was cool. Just saying. In fact, if anyone remembers Jon Jon, I did a few videos with him and he was in a ton of big production videos, he was the first dude to fuck my ass and leave a load in it. No, that wasnāt on film, it was after a night of hanging out on the town in LA. It was an ass stretching experience as he had a big ass dick as well. Needless to say, after Jon Jon, getting my ass greased by jizz was what I was all about. Nobody really measured up to him, so it was so much easier to do. I never filmed an anal scene for any of the studios and only you folks here on Onlyfans have ever scene my anal scenes. Of course, they are homemade and not professionally filmed but those are the best kind of porn scenes to see anyway! Iām blabbing on and on so check it out at bt34gg.com again the password is christmasbbc Catch you all later!
2021-12-28 03:49:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Decent day, havenāt been laid but all in all, things went well. I told Connor I was going to suck his testicles empty when he chatted with me at my mailbox. He walked away with a tent pole in his shorts. Fuck, thatās why I love 18 yr old cock. Itās turns to steel if the wind blows on it. I think Iām scaring him. If he would have pressed me today, I would have sucked his dick until his balls looked like raisins. I should back off a little so I donāt scare him away. I didnāt want to fuck Connor, but now I do. Very much so, actually. It is an immense turn-on. Then I have my mechanic. I masturbated to him today thinking about letting him fuck me in the ass. I donāt know why I think of ass fucking when I think of him, but I do. I have this picture in my mind of his sperm dripping out of my asshole. Very strange. Surely I am not the only one who gets a specific sex act in their mind with a specific person, am I? At this point in my life, I could give a shit what weird things turn me on. I just go with it. Oh well, you know what they say. Anal intercourse is for assholes. We are sexting at the moment. I am thrilled we ran back into each other. He buzzed all his hair off. He looks good. I am looking forward to his dick in my butt. I am back with my boyfriend. Have been for some time. He has learned his place in my life. Thatās under me, licking my box and or ass clean after a superior guy has taken his turn in it. I asked him today if he could name all the girls he slept with. He did. It was under ten and he stopped with me. I remember once when a guy asked me that same question a long time ago. I probably should have stopped when I got to him. I didnāt. He was upset. I was listening to a couple of guys go back-and-forth today with Mom jokes. One guy asked the other guy, āwhat is the difference between a joke and three dicks?ā To which he answered the question with āYour Mom canāt take a joke.ā It took me a second, but I got it. And oddly enough, it turned me on. Iām a mom, and I can take three dicks. I can take seven dicks. I like the feeling of getting taken by multiple dicks and I like people knowing that I can take multiple dicks. Hell, I like people seeing me taking multiple dicks. My reply to his joke was āWhat's wrong with taking three dicks?ā Everyone got real quiet. Until you have had three dicks dump their sperm in your guts one after another, you havenāt lived. Just saying. Did you ever notice that when a chick has both your balls in her hand that she has your complete and absolute attention? Not because she is going to squeeze the life out of you by squeezing them, but when you put a guyās balls in your hand, he is with you 100 percent. Iāll never forget the idiot in Dallas who was criticizing oral sex as demeaning for women. He was some self-proclaimed preacher at Exxotica when they had it there more than a few years ago. Pure bullshit. When Iām sucking a guyās cock and rolling his balls in my hand, Iām completely in charge. He does what I want. Grab my hair, shove my head down, you got a problem you donāt want Mr. Keep your hands to yourself when I have your dick in my mouth. I want to enjoy the sucking of cock as much as you want to enjoy getting your cock sucked, so donāt ruin it by getting overzealous. I can literally drain you of life by sucking your sperm out of your cock. I have had guys who couldnāt stand up afterward. That is not demeaning to me in any way. Just saying. Plus, I like feeling the sperm cum out of the dick and into my mouth. Itās wildly sexy. I removed the jizz from your testicles with my lips and tongue and I drank it. How is that not fucking pure sexy? Just saying.
2021-12-27 22:51:31 +0000 UTC View PostHoly Moly, I got my house back! Just me myself and I. No kids running around, family here and there, food everywhere, a thousand different conversations going at once. Just me and silence. It was an amazing holiday. Probably one of the best I have ever had. I now have seven grandchildren. 3 boys, 3 girls, one unknown as of yet. The best part of being a grandparent? They go home after a while. Anyway, thatās where I have been for the last week. I have not fallen off the face of the earth, but when family comes a calling, you have to answer. So, whatās new? I got a new Jeep, Iāll post some pics today of it. Itās a 2018 Wrangler Sport, Turbocharged 2.0 which is zippy as fuck. It goes in next week for lifting modifications and new wheels. Keeping the tires. They are 35ās though I may go to 37ās in the future. I saved for almost three years and finally pulled the trigger even though I planned on waiting for the full 3 yrs. Even better, I got to hook back up with my mechanic stud. We havenāt fucked, but he put his number in my phone so I suspect he will introduce the head of his cock with my vagina sometime this week. Connor. The 18 yr old across the street. I would have sucked his cock the other day when I was alone with him in my backyard. Everyone went to the park, and I stayed behind to do a few things. He wandered over while I was picking up some stuff in the front yard. I went through the fence into the backyard and he wandered in with me, talking as I picked things up. Long story short, I walked right up to him and asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He was a bit shocked at the abruptness of it all, but I grabbed his hands and put them on my tits, and made out with him. Tongue kissing an 18 yr old is kind of weird but very hot at the same time. Running my hand down to feel his rock-hard dick, extremely hot. I asked him if he wanted me to suck his dick and he said yes, but not outside in the backyard. He was afraid our neighbors would see. I told him that was the best part. Then he admitted his grandparents didnāt want him hanging around me. Oops. Too late for that. He told me that while I was groping his dick through his pants. He is a good-looking kid. I do want to taste his sperm. We have gone past the point of whether or not I want to fuck him. I do. I kind of tried to convince him to let me drink from his cock right there in the backyard, but he was not into that. I would have taken him inside, but not only do I have the kids staying in my house, but I also have their dogs, and anyone new causes a massive uproar of seven dogs. So I slipped my hand inside his shorts and felt his dick skin to skin and told him I would be seeing his cock face to face very soon. Maybe today. Iām tired but I could go for a belly full of 18 yr old jizz. I want to suck him first, see exactly what heās packing. I have a good idea of what that is. Six inches, maybe a little bigger, maybe a little smaller. I havenāt actually seen it but I felt it and I can tell itās good enough to make me happy. That is if he knows how to use it. If I suck him and he cums in 10 seconds, then is done, we may have an issue. If he hangs around for additional rounds, I can work with him. I donāt want to slip it inside of me and get teased with a brief ride. I am going to need him to last at least 5 minutes. I have high hopes that his cock will make me proud. The truth is he is so cute and funny I canāt wait to give him a taste of my pussy! Just saying š Plus the house is empty now, all cleaned up, just my dogs, ready for some 18 yr old ball emptying action. If I have my way with him, he is going to spray my house down the floor to ceiling with his nut.
2021-12-27 17:41:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone just checking in. I have not disappeared or anything goofy. Sorry about not posting yesterday but I was out late, and ended up with unexpected houseguests yesterday and I bought a new Jeep yesterday. Well it's used a 2018 but it's replacing my leased Honda which I turned in yesterday as well. By the time I got out of the dealership it was 6pm and I was absolutely frazzled from the entire experience. I absolutely hate buying cars and dreaded the day my lease was up because I knew that I was in for a tedious session at the dealership as I had to decline and correct a thousand things a dozen times. But all is good and I will be posting back to normal later tonight
2021-12-19 18:07:03 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick little update for you this afternoon. Hope you all are having a great day š
2021-12-17 19:02:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's start this Friday off with a couple of vanilla gym pics. I'll do better today, I promise you that! I'm just thinking of things to do. Anyway, the password is still the same for bt34gg and it's stacysmom21 so check that out. I got some cool vids up on there recently. On the subject of Stacys Mom. Tanner is in my front yard trying to put my blowup yard decoration back in working order. Iām going to have to blow this kid. I hate that Iām going to, but I canāt help myself. Itās no longer just a challenge for him. Itās become a fucking crusade. Iāll suck the sperm out of his balls and ruin him for all the others. Careful what you wish for Tanner, be very careful what you wish for. Iāll have to figure it out. Fuck, he annoys me. If he wasnāt so delicious, I think I could pass him up. Itās not that heās the greatest-looking guy. As I said, he just looks so damn tasty. It has to be that 18-year-old glow he puts off. It just makes me want to lick his testicles. I know Iām a creepy old woman, but why fight it? If it doesnāt happen in the next few days, it will have to wait till after Christmas. I suspect it will be after the Christmas holiday. An experienced āCougarā knows patience is the best offense. When he least expects it is when he will end up dumping his fresh nut down my throat. Will I fuck him? I donāt know. I am more interested in drinking his jizz than anything else right now. Plus, when you blow someone like him, you donāt have to worry about him nutting prematurely which is highly likely. If he pops early when Iām blowing him, I still get what I want. Always have a game plan in situations like these. If his dick is attractive as I imagine it to be/want it to be, then yes, Iāll let him do his best to try and pump a cub into me. Iām not going to pass up a perfect penis, especially if itās attached to an 18 yr old. The odds that he possesses such a penis are not good, but I said that about my current 24 yr old boy toy and he turned out to be quite the stud. So much so I suck and fuck on command for him. Fuck me, what if Tanner turns out to be even better? Now I kind of have to know. I got to stop. Iām turning myself on and I have to clean a carpet before guests get here. Someone asked me if I have ever been fired. Yes. Several times. Twice for having sex. When my boss was lecturing me about one of those times, he asked who the stupid one was in the conversation. I said āWell everyone knows you donāt hire stupid people soā¦..ā and out the door, I went. No job, no unemployment, and a week later I was working for his competition, who eventually bought them out and he got the ax. Weird how things work. I was skateboarding on the beach yesterday. Yes, it runs very well on the beach. A group of kids, probably 18 but not sure, called me the (R) word. I would actually use it but itās blocked on here. Stupid, but I donāt make the rules. So they called me a short bus participant as they were standing around getting high. I know, what the fuck, right? I canāt figure it out. It made me laugh when they did it. I donāt know why, I just thought it was funny. I donāt look stupid; I ride very well; I stand very comfortable, very loose. It could have been the bikini top, Iām thinking thatās it. They were chubby, all of them. Kids are like that these days. Muffin top is the new skinny. I donāt care, has nothing to do with me. Thank goodness no one is chasing them, though. Anyway, Iām being mean now. Doesnāt matter. See Amendment 1. If you donāt like that one, then proceed to Amendment 2. Just kidding. Kind of. Wow, Iām getting off track here. Back to it. Iām an R Tard according to them. One of the greatest failings all kids, including myself back in the day, have is that we forget that guess what? They are going to get old. Pretty soon they will be the R_Tard and probably way more of one than me. Till then, Iāll keep fucking their fathers, occasionally their mothers, brothers, and sisters. So I kept going and then I went down hard. I mean 15 mph hard. Rattled my teeth hard. Thank goodness they didnāt see it. But honestly, I was pretty impressed with myself. I took a big hit and though it took a few seconds to get back up, put my tits back in and shake it off, I took that one like a champ. Iām a little sturdier than I thought I was. That made my day. The fact that I didnāt break, not getting called a R_tard. Just saying. Fun fact, packed sand, the kind you can drive on, is like concrete when you go down. Who knew? I donāt have a date tonight. Fuckers. I could use a little loving from a penis with a full set of testicles. Fucking sounds fun right now. Nothing stupid. Just lay there and let someone slip it in. Nice and slow, get me off, then use me as a cock sleeve until that someone empties himself in me, leaving nice and greasy for the rest of the day. I hope someone calls, or more likely texts these days, or I will be having a date with my battery-operated piece of plastic. I am just not in the mood for chasing around new guys in Target. Itās too busy out.
2021-12-17 15:18:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Fake orgasms are a thing. They are in just about every porn you see, as they are displayed in all their glory. Except for guys. As you can see, they really do cum. Most of the time. I know that sometimes they have to use the old lotion trick when a dude just canāt dump the cum. It happens, not often, but it does. Anyway, itās funny. Guys have the hardest job on porn and that job is staying hard. Itās an up and down battle, pun intended, more often than not. Chicks, well we just have to put on our funny faces and start bucking around like crack addicts. Itās all good. But some chicks go overboard. So I posted a video with some of the halls of fame whacked-out orgasms. These are some of the more overacted, odd, and occasionally downright bizarre orgasms I have seen. Some look possessed, others ate a fire extinguisher and if you press the right spot, it fires off. Itās on bt34gg.com , I think itās funny, then again I do have a warped mind so you be the judge. The password is still stacysmom21 so check it out! Fuck, I went out with some chick and her Starchild friend for lunch and listened to more crap than I thought was humanly possible. Sheās gay and my friend thought I might hit it off with her. I thought she was super attractive until she started talking. For a few minutes I thought to myself, āWell, I could tune her out while eating her out.ā But after another couple minutes and more shit about horoscopes, vibes, and unicorns, I was out. What the holy fuck is wrong with people these days? She has a college degree. In finance, for fuckās sake. From the University of Ohio. What the fuck are they teaching these morons and who is handing out the grades up there? Ronald McDonald? Of course, she isnāt employed. She is holding out for whatās sheās worth. I thought the minimum wage was up to $15 an hour here? Thatās double her asking price. 24, hot, dumb, delusional, and supposedly educated. Fuck me. Are they handing out participation degrees now? Is that whatās going on? Remember when we all thought participation trophies were like the dumbest thing ever? We were right. Look at these ding dongs nowadays. Unicorns? I wanted to ask her if she was familiar with the story about Noah, you know the guy from Noahās Ark? Well, they found his diary. On day 26 he wrote āDay 26: Still raining but have discovered that Unicorn Pie is delicious.ā And now we know what happened to the Unicorns. Just saying. I donāt know. Iād still lick her if someone put a piece of duct tape over her mouth. Why am I telling you this? I donāt know. If I want to do something stupid, then I should just fuck Tanner. The18 yr old trying to get my attention who is staying with his aunt and uncle for some reason or another. Man, if I start sucking his dick and he starts telling me about vibes, Iām going to leave teeth marks. Just saying. I want to do it. I really do. But I can just imagine the shit storm itās going to cause. Do I care? Not really, but I do live here and Iām getting along with everyone. Fucking Tanner might change that. But I do like the thought of it. When I see him I think his cock would be so fresh and new. I bet it's wrinkle-free when itās hard. But he will probably pop off in my hand the second I get a hold of it. Itās happened before. But again, the sperm will be so fresh and new it makes my mouth water. I want to smell it. Is that weird? I just do. Iāll keep you posted.
2021-12-17 00:33:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, letās go with this thing. Where are we at today? Not quite sure. No dates planned, no dicks standing tall waiting for me to knock them down. Itās still early though so I wouldnāt count myself out just yet. I need to make a video today. I want to make something good. Iām trying to think it out. Throw me some ideas if you donāt mind. Leave them in the comments. The password to bt34gg is still stacysmom21 so check that out. Man, I was just thinking about how fast my boy-toy Bob blew his goo in my guts the other day. Iām thinking, does time actually fly when you're getting fucked, or did he actually nut in me after 30 seconds? Not complaining. I enjoyed being the recipient of his load of choad. Plus, he fucked me stupid on the next one. How to ruin a manās ego with four simple words. āIs it in yet?ā I say that a lot to my cucks. They like their egos ruined. Why? I donāt have a clue, but I like ruining them even more than they like getting ruined. So it is true? Can I not feel them? No, I can feel them, but itās fun to pretend that I canāt. If they stick it in me after right after a good fuck from someone like my boy-toy, I can feel them but only to the extent that I know something is moving around inside me. Unless my cuck has a big ass dick. Which some do. Then itās hard to pretend that I donāt feel them because I absolutely do. I like cucking guys with bigger dicks like my previous boyfriend. Itās more of a mental ruining of the ego because he knows itās not just the dick Iām after with my bull, itās that I want to be with another man more than I do with him. That has to sting. Nevertheless, they love it. I love doing it, so itās a win-win for everyone. Deviant. What is the most deviant thing I have ever done sexually? Thatās a hard one. I think the time I was cheating on my husband and my boyfriend was fucking me bent over the kitchen table and he came home. I was getting my insides thoroughly rearranged when he walked in on us. I saw him and the first thing that popped into my mind was Iām not stopping. I told my boyfriend to keep going I was about to cum. He went to town on my pussy in front of my husband and my husband had to watch me cum on another manās cock. Then he came inside of me shortly thereafter and when he pulled out, his sperm plopped onto the floor. I saw him look at the pile of nut growing on the floor from his wifeās dripping pussy and I laughed. He walked out. I was so turned on I made my boyfriend fuck me two more times before I even bothered trying to get hold of my husband. It didnāt end well for me, but it was fun getting to that point. Just saying. True Story. I want to add that when I talked to my then-husband that I reminded him that he stood there and watched for more than a minute or so without saying or doing anything except watch. He said he was in shock and didnāt know what to do. To this day I think he just couldnāt admit he couldnāt help but watch. I think he liked it but wasnāt strong enough to admit it. @boydbanksxxx
2021-12-16 15:09:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I am putting this video on bt34gg.com because it reminds me of the kid next door. I had it up on OFās but it didnāt comply with the new document requirements, so it got pulled down. I went back and checked the ID. He was 19. So close to my little admirer across the street. The password to bt34gg is stacysmom21 (copy and paste it if you can!) you donāt need a username. Just plug it in and you are watching the video. What happened to this guy? He had a large cock, as you can see. It was 7 1/2 inches, and I was a big fan of his balls. They were the perfect shape for holding. We fucked a ton. He lived with his parents and I would fuck him in his parentsā bed. I was 45; he was 19. We never got caught, but I ran into him with his parents once at the Olive Garden. All I could think of was they had no clue how many times I was laying in their bed with their sonās sperm dripping out of me. I texted him to go to the bathroom. I wanted to suck his cock. He never showed up. He never answered another call or text from me again. I guess I was a little too much and willing to go a little too far for him. I enjoyed his cock immensely though, so it was kind of my loss. Thatās the background behind this guy in the video. I wonder what he looks like now? I wonder if he would stick in me one more time for old timesā sake? Be fun to find out, but last I heard, heās in North Carolina. Again, the password is: stacysmom21 Lots of interest in the kid across the street. Whatās the deal with him. He is annoying, to say the least. He runs around outside without his shirt on. If I was 18, I would probably think he was hot. He looks fragile to me. Like I could break him in half. He has those āI want to look pretty like girlā muscles. I prefer āI want to stop a tankā muscles. He has no idea of the damage I would inflict upon him. I would ruin him chick-wise for life. Look, a leopard can carry something twice its weight up a tree. Thatās pretty good. But a cougar can carry someone half her age to bed, Iām just saying here. With all that said, I admit it. Iām intrigued. Not in just slipping an 18 yr old dick inside of me. Iāve done that before. Itās been quite some time, so it would be even more deviant. Nevertheless, I have done it. What gets me going is everyone knowing that Iām drinking the sperm of an 18 yr old. Not you guys, you already know Iām of questionable sexual morals, but the neighborhood. They already talk about me. I think they think that makes me uncomfortable. Oops. It has the opposite effect. I enjoy being the one talked about. It means their lives are so boring they need me to bring some excitement into their lives. Who am I to deny them countless hours of gossip fun? I havenāt made up my mind yet. But he is on my mind now, so he is treading in shark-infested waters and Iām the shark. Iām already wondering what his jizz tastes like, so the outlook isnāt good for him. Iāll keep you posted. This may be a process. We shall see how it plays out.
2021-12-16 00:56:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hot tubs are the absolute best way to get sperm out of a well-fucked pussy. Just saying. I had a good night last night, so this is a long one. Be forewarned, you will need a few minutes. I met my boy-toyās sister again last night. I think I stated that I would do her once before. I would not. I was wrong. Ugh, I sound mean now. Itās such a hard world to be truthful in anymore. Itās her obvious lack of concern for her mounting pudginess crisis that is approaching her full speed ahead. Oh well, itās not my concern or problem. Why in the world do I mention this? Two things went on last night that made everyone pause. First off, his sister asked me what it is that I do. āYour brotherā was probably not the best answer, but then again it beat saying āI mind my business, full time, they are hiring. Would you like an application?ā So that didnāt go over super duper. Then Bob, the boy-toy who should simply be doing nothing more than feeding me his cock, asked me if I would fuck his sister. Not literally, he just wanted to know if I thought she was hot enough to do so. Fuck me. Really? 24 yr olds these days are an odd bunch. Fuck my mouth, kiddo. Quit asking stupid questions. I wanted dick, so I didnāt know the right answer. I tried to deflect, but he wanted an answer. So I told him no, I had no interest in her. Of course, he wanted to know why. I said she isnāt my type. āWell, what is your type?ā I said āYou are.ā He kept pushing, so I finally said I like my girls fit and trim. He got quiet and then said, āI see your point.ā I dodged a bullet on that one. I still find it awkward that he brought the subject up. Not awkward enough to stop him from pumping baby batter in my guts twice last night, though. Yes sir, he fucked me solid, like he wanted to pump twins into me. Solid sex all night long. Heās getting better and better with every fuck. At first, it was awkward with his sister in the next room. Then it was a turn on. He is getting assertive. He simply commanded me to take his cock out and suck it. Which I did. I undid his belt, pulled his jeans down, kissed his cock through his underwear until it was rock hard and then pulled it out and sucked it, hoping for a meal. He told me to lick his balls which I did. Then he specified to lick the center between his balls, which I happily did. That made his dick into concrete. It was so hard it was unbendable. Even though he was standing straight up when I let go of his dick, it would slap his belly and stay there. I have seen his dick hard many times. It always pointed up but at an angle. Not last night, it was so hard it the head rested on his stomach, again, while he was standing. That turned me into a sloppy swamp. I was fucking turned on. I attacked that center pipe between his balls with my tongue and sucked on it as best as one can. He got overly excited, laid me on his bed, slipped his cock inside till it bottomed out and came. He wasnāt in me more than 30 seconds before he sprayed his sperm in my guts. No, I didnāt cum, but I did like the feeling of being left stretched and full of nut. Even more enjoyable, I liked the feeling of being used as a fuck hole for his dick. The way his cock leaves me stretched open and dripping is amazing. Probably the massive age difference helps as well. I get kinkier the older I get. Iām not complaining. I did creep him out a bit. I let his sperm drip out of me into my hand and I licked my hand clean. I looked at him when I was doing it and he made that grossed out face like he just stepped in dog shit barefoot. Yeah, I should have thought about that before I did it. I donāt know why I did it, I just wanted to. He didnāt say anything, so neither did I but it made it a bit awkward for a moment. The second fuck was my turn to cum. His dick never really went soft. It went down and though it never returned to the point of touching his belly, but it was close. I canāt help myself around it. The head almost touches his chest. It looks so perfect and inviting. I want it to be happy. I want it to want me. Not him, heās got some personality things to work out. His dick, though, completely on point. He let me play with it and suck it for about ten minutes and then I crawled on top of him and sank it to root inside of me. I have no idea where that much penis goes when itās bottomed out like that. It makes it hard to breathe when a cock is that far inside of me. I fucking love that. I blew like a stick of dynamite. And again, he ended up laughing at me. I canāt help it. I make dumb faces, say dumb things, make dumb sounds, do weird things with my body when I cum hard like that. It was good. Very good. Then he had me spend the next thirty minutes riding his dick, adjusting my movements to however he commanded me to. When you want someones sperm, you do what you're told. Just saying. He finally smiled at me, closed his eyes, and I felt him pumping himself into me. I didnāt cum, but I felt that something that happens that isnāt quite a cum but yet is so satisfying. I lifted myself off his cock and his jizz poured out onto him. I was a good girl and didnāt lick it up. I went to get a towel to clean him up, but he stopped me and said, āArenāt you going to lick it up?ā I said I thought he didnāt like that. He made a grossed out face last time. He responded, āIt was gross, but now I want to see you do it again.ā So I licked every drop off of belly, his dick, his balls. Then I scooped up some that was running down my thighs and ate that as well. He just laughed at me. I liked that. He kissed me quickly, said he had things to do, and that I better get going. This guy just pumped two loads of jizz into my guts and then tells em to leave? Hell yes! Thatās what Iām talking about! I like this kid more and more. It was a good night.
2021-12-15 15:47:38 +0000 UTC View Post
