I told you I’d be back and here I am. This is a little video I shot the other day, Monday, I think. See what you think, I was doing the best I could that day; it was cold out! So, nothing insane to tell you at the moment, unless you think gay stuff is crazy. Yes, I am becoming exceedingly gay with Juliette. Almost to gay. I might be enjoying myself too much. I know my cunt is experiencing the time of its life. I woke her up today by licking her clit. She didn’t get out of bed for an hour after that. I admit it, it was my fault. I just can’t help myself. That smell a woman has just sends me out of my mind, short circuits my brain. That taste has an even more intense effect on me. Both together make me a possessed energizer bunny with a tongue. I just keep going and going and going and going till she cums. Here is something weird for your record books. I don’t like freshly washed pussy. It tastes like soap. I like a box that has been warmed up a bit, ready for action. That musty scent and taste is my absolute favorite. I really like a pussy that has just been freshly fucked and left with a deposit of jizz. It takes me a good 15 minutes to suck all the sperm out and she gets the 15 minutes of getting expertly tongued. I am an expert. I know what it feel like to have a tongue in your box. I am better at than you are simply because I know what women are looking for. I know the spots to touch, the ones not to touch. You get the point. I touched Juliettes spots for a solid hour. For my trouble she wetted my face and hair down and I got to wash my hair again for the second time today! That’s alright. We took a shower together and made out while she fingered me. I didn’t cum, but I’m going to! After we eat, she is going to do things to my pussy that are going to make my toes curl. She will probably wash her hair for the second time today as well. With that I must say goodbye for a bit as we are off to dinner and then I will be dessert afterwards! I so love being dessert!
Catch up in a bit!
Quick post as I am running way behind today, this isn't helping my lateness but when it cums to cumming, people can wait. At least thats how I feel about it! Anyway, enjoy, let me know what you think and if you could, if you dig the post just hit the like button, the more likes I get it supposedly helps my ranking. Anyway, I will post again around four or five so watch for it!
Good day, people. Hope all is going well. I did these photos in my backyard and it was fricking frosty when I did it. Couldn’t wait to get back inside! The whole pandemic business has diminished my capacity to shoot pictures in various locations. Anyway, they got me laid. I posted one on Instagram and a guy I knew from a few years ago got in touch saying he saw it and was in Deltona. That’s just a hop and a skip from Daytona, so we got together at Bahama Breeze. It was OK, nothing special. We caught up, went to my place and shagged. He is going to hate me if he reads this, but everyone knows, if we fuck, the story may just get told. The good, the bad, the ugly. I didn’t get off. I had to use my new vibrator after he left while watching an oral creampie compilation porn online. I want to thank the sender of that new mini wand vibrator because that thing rocks my clit like nothing else. I am getting addicted to it! Anyway, he has a giant cock, it’s almost 9 inches and thick. But he has become boring and mechanical and has probably made his way into my all time worst fucks hall of fame. I will leave it at that because I would fall asleep describing it. It was so bad that I don’t want to answer his texts and it’s making me feel awkward. He used to be a good fuck. He used to eat me out; he used to do a lot of things. Now he just slips it in, pump, pump, and done. I ended up doing myself after he left. Anyway, you will have these things in life.
I gave a magnificent handjob last night. It was a killer one. I edged him for an hour. I wanted to keep going, but I thought he was going to break down if I didn’t let him cum. I had to masturbate after that one as well but in the best of circumstances. He would have screwed me but I was getting off too much just torturing his penis. Did you ever just start something and just want to finish it? It was like that. Anyhow, I relish doing the swirl on the head really slow. It seems to be sensitivity overload for most guys. I will try to describe the technique, and maybe you guys do this to yourself. I cup my hand and put the head into the palm, and with the other hand I swirl the shaft. I also swirl my cupped palm in the opposite direction. I swear it makes guys stop breathing. I use lube so no troubles there. The slower I move, the less the owner of the penis breathes. You should see your faces when I do this, it is fucking hot how much I can force you to do involuntary things just by doing things to your dick. You make fists, your mouth forms an “O”, your arms move up and down, your toes curl and uncurl, you make noises. That’s just a small amount of things you guys do. And I love every second of it! All because of little ole me! Anyway, I did the swirl on his dick super slow and then I would switch to just sliding my hand up and down the head, concentrating on the ridge of the head. It seemed to be a relief when I switched and he would get into a rhythm and then I would switch back to the swirl and it was like his complete body would cramp up for about 10 seconds. Then he would seem to get back into a smoother rythm and right before he was going to cum… I stopped. I probably did that ten times. I could have done it another ten times if he would have been up for it. But he started saying we either had to fuck or he had to cum because he couldn’t take it anymore. Even though I wanted to fuck, I wanted to watch him ejaculate. I worked myself up into that kind of mood. So I rubbed the underside of his dick head with both of my thumbs and just as I took him over the edge, I pulled my hands away and I quit. His member quivered. I don’t say that for effect. It commenced to fucking quiver. It had like ripples going on. Then his balls sucked up inside of him and his dick started jerking around and sperm just poured out. It didn’t fly, it maybe got a half inch of air at best but simply poured out. He tried to grab his dick, but I whacked his hands away. His dick was doing just fine all by itself, it didn’t require him. I watched for another minute or so as his balls slid back out and his dick started losing its rigidity and lay down on his belly in the pool of sperm he just ejaculated. I went to slurp it up, but he wasn’t into that and asked me not to. It was a tad disappointing, I didn’t get to eat the jizz but overall I had a dick jerking delicious time. I did put my finger in his sperm and used it for lube to rub my clit. I switched to my vibrator, and he watched me play with myself till I came super heavy and super intense. It was a solid fuck session without the fucking! Sometimes it’s better when you don’t fuck. Just saying.
Ok so I wrote a post and lost everything I wrote and I can’t remember a damn thing I put down so let’s just start fresh. I am having a good time in Naples; the sex is good with both guys and girls. I will get to that later in another post because I am sure there will be more to this ongoing saga of sexual misconduct. Let’s just say I hope to gain a few pounds vaginally even if it’s only a short-term gain if you know what I mean.
I was cruising in the elevator and I was pondering that I have never have had sex in an elevator. How screwed up is that? I appreciate there is a camera in them so they observe you but I am untroubled about that to be honest. I personally like to be observed performing extraordinarily sexy things to a penis, as some of you already know. I may have to do something about this injustice. It doesn’t seem fair that I don’t get to at least suck a dick in an elevator. I am just saying.
Quick hint, if I put my hair in a ponytail, you sir are about to get a killer blowjob. A blowjob so good you will have to burp me to get your balls back. Again, I’m just saying.
I talk a lot about blowjobs. I do that because I personally consider giving a blowjob is wildly intense and fun. Is it demeaning? I don’t think so. Why would it be? I know I’m putting your dick in my mouth but think about it, your dick is in my mouth. Unless you have a gun to my head, I’m driving the boat on this one. I don’t know why it’s so entertaining to insert a penis in my mouth. It just is. I know you guys handle your own dick all the time. I don’t have one and I am sure it’s a whole different feeling when you have a cock in your palm and have no sense what that person is feeling. You only know what that cock feels like in your hand. It feels good in my hand. It feels even better in my mouth, like it was meant to be there. I absolutely adore the way the spongy head pushes against my throat. Not too hard and definitely not to soft, just right. Add the balls to the equation and it’s just a sensory overload for me. I could go on for days but I have some shit to get to and I am just making myself horny so got to call it quits here. Had no idea I was going in this directions and I didn’t want to get all hot and bothered. Now I am. With that, I must go and I will catch you all later!
Heres an odd video with @u125291845 . I don’t recall why I made it or who the guy is. It was only like 4 yrs ago, so fuck, I should know…. but I don’t. This one has never seen the internet, so there must be reason why. Whatever it is, I can’t remember. I vaguely remember a guy craving to be my cuck. He was hot, I think, but his dick was too big to be a good cuck. Some guys just aren’t cut out to be cucks. It’s hard to be a cuck if I like your dick better than the bulls. I know he licked my feet clean, and I ended up shooting a BBC video shortly thereafter The dude shooting the BBC video was way late so I’m guessing I just wanted to do something and this was it. And he was an A-1 number 1 asshole. I’ll leave it at that. Not the cuck guy, the BBC guy. Anyway, it’s a short video, and he did a marvellous job of covering my toes with jizz so if that is your thing, you should enjoy it!
You guys don’t get to see a lot of stuff when we’re screwing. I miss a lot of stuff too. I can’t look at your dick sliding in and out of me when I’m fucking doggy and I love to fuck doggy. I can see it in pretty much all the other positions, and I am undeniably a watcher. I am still astounded by the visual of a penis slipping inside of me. Never gets old. What you guys can’t see but I do is that face you generate when you slip just the tip of your dick inside of me. It’s like a lost, perplexed expression that changes into satisfaction. Like you discovered your way home. It turns me on like a motherfucker! Anyway, I’d just thought I’d bring that up.
I like to procure sex toys. I like when guys get me sex toys. I have been known to frequent sex shops to buy sex toys. I enjoy making the cashiers uncomfortable by stating things that should be obvious but are generally left unsaid. About a month ago, the dude at the register was checking my battery powered dildo to make sure it worked. I could see he was uncomfortable doing it. So I said, “We need to speed this up because I’m going to ride the latex right off of that bastard as soon as I get home.” He smiled. So I announced, “I’d ask you to watch me do it, but I already invited three other people… next time though?” He didn’t know what to say. He should have said absolutely. I might have let him watch me in the car.
I am listening to some greasy chick complain about how guys only like her for sex and how unpleasant that is. Her priorities are seriously fucked up here. Sex is magnificent, so who gives a fuck about why they are putting it in you, just be delighted that they are. Start complaining when guys do something truly dreadful. Like ask you to do their laundry or some dumb shit like that. Just saying.
I’m watching the TV as I write this and there is some hunk of a dude selling exercise shit of some sort or another. I’m thinking I require a steaming mug of his jizz to start the morning off proper. This guy is tight. He could get me out of a gay mood just like that. I don’t know why, but I want him to finger me while I rub him off. How strange is that? Maybe so I can just gawk at him while we get each other off. Wait, I’m getting way to into this. I think I’ll go lick Juliette to get my vagina… I mean mind, off of him. Catch you all in a bit!
Brooke
So, I found a bunch of pics from 15 yrs ago and they have never been seen before. This is just a small amount of this set. There’s like 110 more. If you tip me $10 I will send them all to you, full size ready to go if you want them. I shot these back when I owned a studio and thought I was a photographer. Key word, thought. This room is a set I had in the studio, had three walls and an open front. I rented the furniture from Aarons Furniture Rental. Then we fucked on it till it was dirty and sent it back for another one. That is the hundred percent truth. The delivery guys love coming to see us, they always got a show. This set was where I had a boyfriend who for some reason would show up and want to fuck on this couch every damn time. I was cheating. It was a safe place to fuck, and he had a bad ass dick that knew exactly what it was doing. So, we fucked on that couch a ton of times. I dribbled more sperm on it than anyone. I chained him up for real in the dungeon once and made him suck a dildo before I let him out. We never went in there again. Wonder why? He got a little weird. Wanted to leave his wife and have kids. Fuck, I couldn’t have kids if I wanted to. I led him on because he was a good fuck. I would let him sperm the shit out of my guts and he thought he was breeding me. That turned me on because he talked about it while we were fucking and it sounded hot. I would cum like hell every time he dumped his jizz in me. I finally told him, and that was that. Oh well, I got bred without all the nasty side effects… like kids. Why tell you this? He shot these pictures. Used my camera, which if I remember correctly was the Canon EOS 40D. I could be wrong. I set it up, but he wasn’t able to adjust when he moved around so they didn’t come out perfectly but good enough.
Yes, I am in Naples. I am all checked in and hanging around waiting for someone so killing time for a bit. Will I get laid tonight? I fucking plan on it. I did eat Juliette for a solid half hour, but I’m saving my box for a friend. It needs penis, a long hard penis with nuts overflowing with jizz. That’s exactly what it needs. No ass sex tonight, not in the mood. No blowjobs to finish. My vagina will do horribly sexy things to his dick and it will deposit its snotty treasure deep in my belly where it will grease me up for hours to cum! That is the plan, and I plan on sticking to it! I will catch you all in a bit, let you know how things go.
Hello everyone, taking a quick break from driving to Naples/Ft Meyers with @xxxjnc . Thought I would just sit down and tap some shit out. Did I finger myself in the car? Absolutely. I had help. Juliette is with me and she watched me do it. I didn’t have her touch me, I just wanted her to watch. I enjoy being watched, what can I say? I admit it was awkward at first. How does one approach the subject of “ I know we are in a moving car but I want to finger myself” without raising eyebrows? She thought I was kidding at first but then just said, “Go for it.” To make things worse, I put a little towel under me so I wouldn’t get the seat wet. I took some pics, but they aren’t that great. I’ll put them up when I get a better signal. So, she watched, and at first I thought I was creeping her out, but then she started touching herself a little. Things only got better from there. I will be getting gay lucky tonight! No, she never lost any clothes nor did she cum, but she has that look in her eye. That look people get when they are frustratingly turned on. Anyway, I got my first good cum of the trip out of the way and looking forward to many more!
So blowjobs. I like giving blowjobs. I enjoy tasting sperm. It has the consistency of watered down Elmer’s glue but just tastes better. Actually, I don’t know what Elmers glue tastes like and it just might be delicious. I don’t have a clue. Sucking a dick is an awesome thing to do. Especially to completion. The power I have over you is enormous when your dick is in my mouth. I can pretty much make you do anything I want. When your testicles release the jizz and send it oozing down my throat, I can almost see the light leaving your eyes with it. It’s like a massive release of everything. You know what the biggest mistake you guys make when I’m giving you a blowjob. Silence. You stay silent and that sucks. Tell me what feels good, where it feels good, how hot it is, anything. Don’t just sit there completely silent till you cum. I want to know whatever I am doing to your cock with my mouth feels as good for you as it does for me. Don’t grab the hair, don’t shove the head down, those are porn moves and like I have said a thousand times, the worst fucks in the world are from porn dudes. Tell me you are going to cum, I don’t care if you only last 10 seconds; I want to know so I don’t spill it. I am going to swallow your cum either way, I just want to be prepared to catch it all and savor it. Think of pouring water in a sleeping person’s open mouth. Same type of effect if you're not prepared. I gave a blowjob last night, and it was fun. He has a good dick, spotless, clean, groomed, 6 or 7 inches, enormous head, gigantic balls. I spent twenty minutes with that penis and I did lots of cool shit to it with my lips, tongue, and fingers. He came when I wasn’t expecting it so I gagged a bit because suddenly the back of my throat was filled with lumpy, clumpy, sticky semen. It was a big load, and I backed up and regrouped and drank the rest from the head of the cock. Best part was I had his balls in my hand and after that initial shot of jizz, I could feel his testicles squirming around in my fingers. I swear I heard a squishy sound, but that was probably just the cum leaving his dick. Either way, his squirming nuts were enough to make me cum, and I did. No complaints other than it would have been better if he had been vocal in any fashion. He was completely silent the entire time, and even when he came. I feel like he was holding back because it embarrassed him to make any sounds or faces at all. It’s got to be taking away a ton of the pleasure of cumming trying not to make sounds or faces. Let those freaky faces and sounds fly is my motto. I watch everyone cum. I like to see the shit they do. It turns me on. When guys curl their toes, and most of you do, I’m watching. When you close your eyes and make that weird face, I’m watching you. And I’m getting fucking wetter by the second doing so. So don’t sit there like a tree stump, tell me all about it!
People want to text with me a lot. I don’t do that except with good friends. I probably have about ten. You have to be consistent to be in the good friend category. Consistent not just in tips but keeping in touch, commenting on posts, basically motivating me along. Do that and I will text with you.
Just so you know, tapping crap out on a phone in a moving car is harder than it looks!
Brooke
Hello again, I’m back, my clits huge ,my fingers are all warmed up, and that means one thing, time to run for the hills before you have to read another one of these things! So what’s up besides my clit and your dick? Not too much.
I am going on a gay girls trip with Julia. I have to do some shopping for my little lesbian adventure. This is the outfit that you will find me in at the Daytona Outlets so keep your eyes open Mr!
I have been getting lots of requests for gang-bangs. I have done gang-bangs and some of you have seen those videos. All made by professional porn companies. My favorite video of all time was a gang-bang video! I had five massive dicks in me and I enjoy five massive dicks in me. I’m just saying. I’ve had more dicks in me than that at a setting, I think “16” was the magic number at a swing club once. I almost filled a coffee cup with jizz with that one. It was purely for fun, so no video on that occasion. On video, five dicks are the most I have had. I wanted to do a blowbang and begged the people to let me do it. They finally agreed and the day of the shoot, they canceled it. They had a legit reason for doing so, it wasn’t that anyone wanted to cancel, but there was a medical emergency. I was bummed. I was going to suck 25 guys off. All I could think of is how my belly was going to feel with all that sperm in it. I specifically asked to swallow and not take the load to the face like a loser. I hate when girls scrunch their mouth up tight when a guy blows semen on her face. Open that fuck hole up and take it like the cum loving slut you claim to be. Claim, being the key word. Some directors make you spit the cum out so you, the home viewer, know the cum shot is real. I found out how mad they get if you just swallow it, anyway. I did that on a Brazzers set and the director flipped out. Said I would never work for them again. I shot five more videos with them after that. What can I say, I like drinking sperm? So, getting the chance to actually ingest all that jizz and then have it taken away at the last second, “sucked” pun intended. With all that said, why do I not have my own personal gang-bang videos? The guys are impossible to find that are willing to do it. They have to get naked, get hard, and cum in front of a bunch of other guys. That excludes most guys right there. Lots of guys don’t like sloppy seconds, so sticking their dick in my cum drenched pussy is not their idea of good time. Personally, I love feeling a hard penis shoving another dick’s sperm around inside of me. I cum immediately every damn time. Anyway, I can’t find the guys to do it. I can find two guys willing to do a threesome now and then, but after that it gets tough. And as I have told a few other people, that is why you see the same guys over and over and over and then over again in porn. They are A OK with just about anything. Two dicks in one pussy touching each other? Absolutely! They have no fear of penis to penis contact. So that is why I don’t have an entire catalog of gang-bangs. Otherwise, I would be gang-banging every damn day. Not sure why it’s such a shock that a chick would want more than one dick. Guys always want more than one chick in the sack. I’m no different except replace the extra chicks with dicks.
Catch up with you in a few hours!
Hello everyone! Hope your weekend is kicking with a bang. I definitely got the bang part down. So as some of you know, I spent last night with a fine yung fellow who allowed me the exclusive use of his penis for the better part of two plus hours. I thought I was screwed and not in the way I wanted to be because when I got to his place in less than a minute I had his dick out in my mouth and he blew his jizz down my throat. Uh oh! He wasn’t worried, but I was. I needed more dick than that. I thought I was going to have to dump him and see who else I could find. But he was buried in my pussy five minutes later and fucked me till I was a mindless cum imbecile. I came so hard I drooled. I hate that. I mean, I love that he could make me cum so hard that I drool… I just hate the look. He didn’t cum. His dick just stood straight up in the air, pointing at the ceiling. One of those hard ons you can hang a towel on and it doesn’t even bend down. I’ve done that more than once. He has a big dick. It’s long and fat. A little bigger than I really like. I like the sport utility dick. Small enough to go anywhere, but just the right size to get the job done. I was still fucked in the mind from the fucking I just got and my ass wanted a cock. So, I asked him if would be so kind to allow his penis to fuck my ass. They did just that. He started out with his tongue, then fingers, then slowly worked his dick in till it was balls deep. Exactly how it’s done, my friends. You can’t just shove it in there and think everything is fuzzy puppies and blue skys. It isn’t; you got to work up to it. I take a good half hour before I’m ready. But when done correctly, there is nothing like the feeling of a hard cock literally sliding around in my guts. It makes my pussy twitch, it’s so good. When I felt his balls slapping my clit, I wasn’t sure I could hold out any longer. I was now the one in danger of being the premature ejaculator. The tables had turned my friends. But I held off a bit longer. I pulled a dirty trick and told him to pull out, said it hurt, but I was lying. I needed him to stop, or I was going to cum. I gave myself about a minute break and back to it we went. I reached under and squeezed his balls and after about a minute he buried himself in my ass and I felt him let loose. I could feel that sticky sperm spilling into my colon. He wanted to stroke in and out some more, but I stopped him. I just wanted to feel it pooling up in my guts. That’s all it took. He stayed still, his dick still twitching and pumping, and I went off like a bomb. Fuck, it must have gone on for 30 seconds. I was dizzy afterwards. I hate to even say this, but the older I get, the better sex gets. It’s almost scary how good it is anymore. I mean it was good in my 20s and such, but now, it’s almost deadly good. I feel bad for the guys because obviously I am getting the better end of the stick… literally! They have to put up with me doing all kinds of weird shit when I cum. Sometimes I just suck cock and cum without touching myself. Those are scary. It’s like so intense I can feel it fucking with my heart. They aren’t the best but they are the most intense cums. Shorty but holy fuck, it’s quite the ride. The human body is fucking amazing to me! Anyway, back to it. He pulled out of my ass and wanted to see his cum leak out, but that didn’t happen. When you put a sticky load of semen in my rectum, if you want to see it, you better leave it right at the edge or my colon is going to savor it for a few hours. He was balls deep, to the point it felt like he was in my stomach. His sperm wasn’t going anywhere. Which is my preference. I can feel it when it’s deep in my ass like it was. It moves around, has this unique feeling of making your guts feel slippery, which is awesome. It did eventually leak out after I was home. This may be weird to some and may even upset some guys, but I like to masturbate after a good fuck. Some might take it, as they didn’t do a good enough job. Quite the opposite. I get horny all over again thinking about the fucking I just took. I came just as I felt some of his jizz leaking out of my ass almost two hours later! So, yes, my weekend started off with the quite the bang!
Here are some pics I didn’t post the other day, but better late than never. Cut a girl a break, I put up stuff that is minutes old. Sometimes I just forget I even have some content I made. I took these pics Monday or Tuesday, so they aren’t that old, less than a week. This outfit came from my wishlist. I think I put up a video in it. If not, I will make one…but I could swear that I did! Don’t be afraid to call me out if I repost shit. I don’t mean to, but the system on here isn’t the easiest for keeping track of what you did and didn’t post. I have to scroll the timeline to figure out what I did sometimes.
Today is a content day because it’s cold as fuck out. Like 55 degrees. So that means you will get bombarded with shit you probably never wanted to see! Tough cookies mother fuckers! Look at it! Look at it now, dammit.! Catch you all in a bit!
Brooke.
My last post of the night, I am on my way to get a belly full of hot and delicious sperm. Well I will probably get a colon full of sperm as I am in that kind of a mood. I am so looking forward to sticking my ass in the air and letting his dick just take it and make it its own personal cum dumpster. Fuck that sounds good so with that I am off to see a guy's penis about a load of jizz. Let you know how it went tomorrow 🍆😜.
Catch up with you later and have a great night ♥️♥️
So what do you think, do I make a good chick with a dick? I think I do! I know... very scary. If only there was a magic pill that could taken and boom... I am sporting that monster! You guys would be trouble! Mostly because I would want to use on you! Just kidding... kind of. Anyway a quick video to make me feel better about not shooting a new porn today. I wanted to but I wanted to get fucked tonight more and I want to be fresh and tight when I do it! Enjoy and let me know what you think 😜🍆😜
Heres a few pics for you with @xxxjnc , hope you enjoy them. I took them last night, kind of had a gay date thing going on. No filters, no bullshit editing. I had to convince her not to and I think I made a believer out of her. It’s funny to see how uncomfortable people get when they don’t use filters and editing to post pics. It’s like they are going out with their hair and makeup done. I keep baseball hats around for such occasions. Besides, I think I look good all beat up. Like I said before, the female version of Bruce Willis with a hangover… except I don’t get hangovers, I just look like I do.
Anyway. Had a good gay day yesterday. It’s good to go gay now and then. Most, and I mean just about all, girls who do girl girl porn pretty much wash their mouth out with Listerine when they are done and head right back to their dude. The term “Gay for Pay” came from that. I found out quickly that it’s a no no to try to move in on porn chicks who shoot girl on girl porn. They look at you like your some kind of freak. Once the camera stops, so do the gay inclinations. Now, I have zero problems with that. We all make our money however we make our money. What bugs me is all the seriously hot chicks who I want to follow around like a puppy aren’t gay. It’s all a dirty trick, dammit! The real gay chicks… and I’m not trying to be rude, aren’t on the same level as these porn chicks are, if you know what I mean. I am very visual, looks drive my vagina. Visually, porn chicks have no competition, but again, they aren’t fucking gay! It’s a cruel world. I made a move on a rather popular porn chick and she actually called me a fag. I didn’t know that was a thing anymore, but OK. I mean technically, according to the definition of the term, I am a fag. Fag Hag may be more appropriate in this case, but now we are just splitting hairs. Was I upset? Maybe because I really liked her. She made all the right moves and said all the right things, I thought we were good to go. It was an act for other peoples benefit. She was strictly dick unless she was getting paid to shoot a porn. She just wanted to present an image, and I didn’t pick up on that. Which to her credit means she was pretty fucking good at presenting that image. Oh well. I have my fair share of luck with the women now and then. Juliette is one of those I consider myself to be lucky with. We aren’t really compatible as live-in lovers, we tried, we annoy the shit out of each other if we spend too much time together. Such is life, but we have figured out a balance as friends with benefits. Plus we both swing both ways so we understand the desire for having a hard dick emptying its nut inside of us. With that said, I want to proudly announce that I ate the holy hell of her box last night to the point of her pulling my hair and dribbling cum down my chin. I would also like to say that she didn’t leave with dry hair either. She ate me till I saw stars. I am so glad I put down my cum catcher blanket or I would have had massive wet spots to deal with last night. I feel so gay today. It’s awesome. But there it is. Just sitting there, staring at me. That massive dildo I showed you yesterday. I want it in me so bad it’s killing my gay mood. I’d shove it in but I have a date tonight and after staring at this massive cock, I want to get fucked. I could shove it right now. My guts are almost demanding a good rooting around, but then I won’t feel him like I should. Yes, if you shove massive things up your pussy, it stretches out and stays that way for a day or so. Guys notice it as well. Some love that, want me to get all stretched. Others are like WTF? The good news is that no, it doesn’t stay that way. A day or so later and it’s as tight as it was thirty years ago. Of course I do work it out quite often so that may help! I am almost positive that by using my vagina as often as I do, it keeps it tight and right. I can squeeze your dick to the point of uncomfortable. I got vagina biceps, so to speak. Wait.. I am getting totally of base. Recap. I had a fantastic gay night, I am in a great gay mood that is being twisted to a straight mood by a giant dildo and I should get a dick inside of me tonight. Things are looking up!
So, I got some things from my wishlist and as I warned you, if you send it to me, I will use it and I will force you to see it. The good, the bad, the ugly, and sometimes the messy. I already gave the person who sent this to me a thank you video but feel free to say thanks to A for bringing us these fine adult product showcases. I am going to have to work on the enormous dildo to get it all the way in, but don’t you worry… it will get sunk balls deep in the not to distant future. I had some technical difficulties with the squirting dildo. It only shoots stuff that has the consistency of water. I wanted to shoot some lube up in myself, but it clogged it all up. Took me ten minutes to get it running loose again. The vibrator, rest assured that you will see this little gem more often than not. It is the kind daddy of vibrators! It made me prematurely cum in this video! I am liking this vibrator a ton! The only problem I might foresee is that it’s so strong that if I use it while I’m getting fucked, it may be a bit much on whoever’s dick is in me. Normally that is in the missionary position and the vibrator hits the shaft of your dick and apparently that can be a tad annoying. Doggy style seems to fix it. I like to use vibrators when I’m fucking. It makes me cum harder. It’s not something I have to have to cum. I don’t even have to rub myself if your fucking me properly. It’s just an addition that makes my cum that much stronger. Some guys love it, others think it’s an affront to their manhood. It’s anything but. If I break out my vibrator, it’s because I am pretty sure I am about to have a great fuck and I want to be all that I can be when I cum, if you know what I mean! Anyway, enjoy the video, I won’t lie, I had fun making this one. There will be more for sure.
Quick note about my wishlist. I am always hesitant to put things on there; I get uncomfortable asking for things. It took me years to actually put one up. My promise to you is that it will only be things that I think will look good inside of me, on me, or doing something to me. If you buy it, I’ll wear it, use it, show it to you, send you a personal thank you video of me and the stuff you sent. I will also use them in my videos. Sometimes you won’t see your stuff a bunch because lets just be honest… some stuff ends up not fitting, not working, or was just a dirty trick sent by the Chinese guaranteed to work once and that’s it. But you will at least see and know that I am very grateful that you even took the time and expense to send it to me. I will not put things on there that do not relate to furthering my sexual gratification and your viewing enjoyment. So my wishlist will never have computers, phones, game systems, lawn mowers, BBQ grills, cordless tools, above ground pools… all things I have actually seen on other girls’ wishlists. I just wanted to put that out there and again, thank you guys for sending me this stuff. My box thanks you as well!
Post 1 of 3: Alright, pic time. I forgot about the pics so here they cum! I forget about the pics all the time and then they just sit there, some for more than ten years. I just found a few thousand I absolutely never did a thing with. Some taken by big time photographers. In the digital storage locker they went and collected dust forever. What does this mean to you? You might see some old time porn pics of me in the near future. We are going with the stockings first. I still have the photos of the red lingerie but we doing things ass backwards today. No, I am not wearing socks today... and I have the matching panties to prove it.
Am I the only one who keeps in touch with their ex’s? I think I might just be that one weird person who does. Actually, he found me so not sure that counts. I couldn’t remember who he was at first. Is that awful? But I lived with him for a while and he brought up the fact that he finally sold that house and that put it all together for me. Yes, I cheated on him. Yes, he got ticked off about it. I remember telling him it was nothing personal, just purely sexual. He thought our sex life was great, and it probably was. But it can always be better! I remember when we were breaking up, and he asked me if I even thought about him when I was busy fucking other guys. I am sure that I did. I always think about my man when I’m cheating. It keeps me from cumming too fast with the other guy. You guys have your tricks, I have mine. Plus, I don’t really know what his problem was. He wanted kids, I couldn’t have them anymore. I was obviously the wrong one for him. I did him a favor by fucking things up. Actually, I don’t know that. I didn’t ask if he was with anyone or not. Just that he was still living in Ft Lauderdale. We only chatted for a few minutes. I had stuff to do. Facebook is a weird deal.
I want to start like a swinger motel/hotel. Not to big, but it would need a club size room to hold the parties in. So with that alone, I have effectively priced myself right out of my aspirations. But it would be awesome. All of you could cum and see me and the other hotties and couples that show up. I would have a never ending supply of dick and box at my disposal. Literally a paradise. Swing club parties are the bomb. They make all these “super dope” clubs and VIP clubs look like clown parties. I have given dozens if not hundreds of blowjobs on the dance floor at these parties. I used to go just so I could give a blowjob on the dance floor. It was awesome. Hundreds of people watching, a dick in my mouth, fingering myself in front of all of them. What more could a girl ask for? Especially when the guy would cum. It was hard to get them to cum in front of all those people. When they did, I would cum myself, make bizarre faces, odd noises and just cum. I have gotten a standing ovation for finishing a guy off and cumming at the same time. I guess knowing that all those people are watching me make a guy cum and then seeing me drink his sperm is one of my all time top turn ons. Like I said, swing club parties are the actual bomb. I miss going to them. Someone on here was asking me about gang-bangs once, and I think I said five or six guys were the most I ever did. I was wrong. I got gang banged at a 4th of July swing party by 16 guys and ate out several chicks on top of that. That was back in like 1995. No, no condoms. I was a dumbass, but I lucked out and stayed clean. They put a coffee cup under my pussy and after each guy came, I dripped out into that. It was 2/3rds full. I took a swig but gagged. Another chick slugged it down like a boss, though. That made me gag. Now, probably not so much. I’m still not going to drink a mug full of sperm, but I could watch it. I like my sperm fresh and hot, straight from the testicles. I can lick it up out of freshly fucked pussy, but put it in a mug or something else and it’s not for me. Anyway, owning a swinger motel would be awesome. I would definitely rule the town as far as parties are concerned! A girl can dream!
Ok, so things are looking pretty good. I’m getting laid here and there, I might be getting some new content with some other folks so pretty happy about that. I’d say stoked, but I am not part of the cool kid gang that can get away with that. Plus, I prefer “groovy” anyway. I got some pretty cool stuff from my wish list, so I plan on showcasing some of that shortly. I will announce my gratitude's to those individuals both here and personally with the respective sex apparatus being demonstrated. Man, those are big words. I hope I spelled them correctly and if I did, I should be a walking thesaurus. I got this amazing dildo. It’s huge, but I like a challenge. The best part is, it feels just like a hard dick. Literally, if I didn’t know any better, I would think I was holding the real thing. We’re going with that first, just so you know.
Now, I was perusing Twitter, lol, peruse, dropping more big words, makes me feel important, and I came across this bad ass photo that I’m not allowed to show you because it isn’t mine and I don’t have any paperwork for it. So I thought I would copy the pose a bit. I damn near killed myself doing it. It’s times like these when you realize youth is no longer on your side. Granted, I had to put the camera on the pivo/tripod and do all kinds of weird shit to make it work, so there is that extra challenge. But I got some damn pics, so there. After falling off the bench, hitting my head on the bar, and tripping over the cables. You are getting the video first. I will put the pics up shortly thereafter.
I watched this weird video today and strangely it turned me on. Somehow they placed a camera in a girl’s vagina, without wires, and proceeded to fuck said vagina with a dick. You could see the enormous head of the penis sliding in, stretching things out, the cum hole opening on the way in, closing on the way out. I’m thinking that shit is what’s going on inside of me when I get dicked. How badass is that? Very! Just the way the head pushed her insides around was amazing. I swear I could almost feel it just by watching it! The cum shot was amazing. Watching the sperm plop out and pool up inside of her made me wet as fuck. I wish I could put the camera in my own box and watch just as a guy cums in me so I can see exactly what is happening. The best part was it was thick cum and you could see it sticking to roof and sides of her guts and just hanging there. I swear I can feel that when it happens. Then it just pooled up into a big puddle and his dick slipped back out. It made me want to grow a dick. It looked so delicious, the way her box hugged and massaged the head of his cock. Every part of it was being touched by her. It seems like it would be a sensory overload. I am going out of my mind wondering what that feels like. Ah fuck, I’m getting myself worked up again. I have to cut it off. I am spending to much time on sex stuff. I go through spells like that.
Catch you all later!
Love ya
Brooke.
Just a quick update and thank you to Mike for getting me this sexy little number ❤️💋❤️ I think it's hot enough to shoot a porn in so I will doing that as soon as I find a guy able and willing. So again, thanks Mike! Very much appreciated and there is a special little video just for you in your messages! Let me know what you guys think of it. I will be taking some pics in so watch for those as well!
Alright, more pics. I know everyone wants videos, but I have this outfit and I’m dying to put it on. It’s boobless. How can you go wrong with that? You can’t. So more pics it is! I did these myself, no photographer, just me, the tripod and the camera. Let me know what you think!
Yes, I got laid today. It was the full meal deal. I got the tongue, the dick, some more tongue, some more dick, and then suddenly I was leaking sperm out of my box. Wonder how that happened? Oh, the magic of jizz. Just puts me in a better mood. There must be something in that just makes me happy. They should sell it. I’d buy it. I may be the only one, but that is neither here nor there. The point is, sperm makes me happy. I suppose vagina has the same effect on men. Your dick goes in all hard and arrogant and comes out soft, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego. What more can a guy ask for? Anyway, I got laid. Prior to the getting laid part, he was talking up a storm, about what I have no clue. He asked me something, and I told him, “Sorry, I wasn’t listening, I was to busy thinking about fucking you.” We went straight to his place. I enjoy fucking guys who can cum more than once. It feels like I’m getting my money’s worth. Three times with this one. Three times the fun!
I need a new dick. I mean the ones I have are fine, but now and then I need to find a new one. Problem is, I have to take the guy attached to it. They can be so… I don’t know… exhausting sometimes. I should tell the guy he doesn’t really get to talk. His dick is more important than he is, so he should just do as he’s told and nothing more. I find that guys don’t like being treated as separate entities from their cock. Their cock gets more attention than they do, and they get jealous. I feel kind of bad doing it, but if I’m being honest, the cock, and the testicles, I need the testicles as well, are all I really want. Now, I am not saying that guys that are my friends get treated that way. They don’t, at least not all the time. But when we are having sex, I am more likely to speak to your dick and balls than I am directly to you. Very weird, I know. But we like what we like and no point in wasting our lives trying to fight it just so we fit in. Why am I telling you this? My fuckbuddy today got a little pissy at the end because he wanted to talk and I wanted to go eat, mostly in silence. He was still naked, and I grabbed his drippy soft little weenie and said to it, “Tell your owner to hurry and get dressed so I can eat sometime today.” That upset him a bit. Especially when he asked me if the only reason I wanted to get together today was to fuck and I said, “Of course it is!” Honestly, I don’t see the problem. His dick was hard. My vagina softened it up three times till it stayed that way. My guts were and still are sufficiently lubed with sperm to keep me happy. All is good. So now shut up and lets fucking eat, dammit! I went to lunch alone. I’m OK with that. He texted me, we did the apology tour, blah, blah, blah, all is good. Till the next time I speak to him via his cock. That makes me laugh, I can’t wait to do it again! If I was a dude and owned a dick, I think I would be massively turned on if a chick was more into my dick than me as a person. I could be wrong. Thoughts?
Catch up with you all later!
Hello everyone, again. Heres some pics to start things off today. Let me know what you think. Let’s see what’s going on in the world today. Not too much that I know of. I wish I had some kind of weird sex stories to tell, but I am in a bit of a dry spell at the moment. At times of not knowing where to go, I simply turn to Twitter. There is a bounty of weirdness to comment on. The first thing that pops up when I look at is some chick, which is a guy pretending to be a chick, posting a pic of pretty hot lady with her ass in the air. He has a unique name, and I quote, “ Wouldn’t you like to kiss and pamper my flowery rosebud?” Her “flowery rosebud.” He, oops, I mean she, is talking about licking her asshole. Which I would, but that’s not the point. Look, I take shit for saying “penis” or “vagina” and things like such. If some girl ever told me to lick her “flowery rosebud”, first I would be looking around the place for some plants, second I would punch her in the face just for saying that. “Flowery Rosebud.” Who thinks that shit up and why? It’s your ass you imbecile. Just say lick my mother fucking ass! Hell, I would settle for any combination of “ass, anus, rectum, shithole, whatever. Just not “flowery rosebud.” I’m just saying, nothing personal. Fuck me, what’s next. Oh, look, a picture of a completely perfect hot chick! Wait, that’s me. Lol, I shit you not as I am scrolling someone posted a pic of me. I am anything but perfect but shhh, don’t tell anyone. Being perfect would suck. Sometimes I look in the mirror and I see my scars and wrinkles and think, “Fuck, I am like the Bruce Willis of porn.” All those battle scars look good on me. I got a few, that’s for sure. I’m like an old car, another dent just looks good on me. If you’re perfect, every little nick and scratch just glares out at you. Alright, lets keep scrolling. Fuck, just hot chicks and big dicks. Not that I’m complaining. Wait, here it is. A full figured model complaining about skinny people. According to her tweet, and again I quote, “Real men want meat, not bones” Real men want pussy, you fluffy tard knocker. Full figured is code for I ate 328 too many Big Macs last week. I don’t gauge fat by body weight. I gauge it by your ability to do things. If you weigh three hundred pounds at 5ft 10inches but can run three miles, you ain’t fat. You just attract more gravity. Just saying it like it is.
Politics is nothing but a source of annoyance for most. Each of us, myself included, knows what’s best for everyone else. Apparently that doesn’t work. What’s worse is we are convinced that even being told that, we will reluctantly agree to disagree but still silently know that we absolutely know what’s best for everyone else. It’s a whacked cycle.
2021 so far has not been off to smash up start. Sexually, I normally have the time of my life around this time of year. It has been so so. Something is just off, it’s in air or something. I spent some time with my new girl crush and the crush kind of fizzled out. She is banging hot; I enjoyed every inch of her body, but then she talked. I don’t care about what so and so said about so and so. I don’t care if some dude cheated on her friend or whatever other Housewives of Where Ever The Fuck drama she can spit out. I am probably the chick her friend’s husband cheated with. Just shut up and lick me, for fuck’s sake. What about food, can we talk about that? She doesn’t fucking eat. When she does, it’s lettuce of some sort. Look, I like lettuce, if it’s at the Olive Garden, but other than that, where is the actual food? For her, I am nothing but proof that she is gay. I don’t think she really is into chicks. I don’t know what the endgame is but I’m not playing along. I am supposed to go over to her place today but I’m going out with an old friend, a guy, and we will probably fuck and then eat big fat greasy burgers. How the fuck did I get on to this? I don’t know. By now, you already know I tend to wander when I write these things out.
Questions. I’ll answer a couple. I get this one a lot. Do I fuck fans? Of course I do. But only on film. Problem is you have to be in Daytona Beach, have a current medical test, and I don’t schedule things more than a few days out. If I did, I would forever be waiting on people who change their mind or just don’t show up. Plus, you will need to send me lots of explicit pictures that clearly show your naked body, including your face and not in separate pictures. Then if you get past all of that, you will need to present me with ID and sign releases. And there it is, the recipe for fan fucking. Most people don’t get past the medical test or be in Daytona Beach requirement. There is one other way. Randomly run into me while I’m out and trick me into slipping your dick inside of me. It’s happened, so don’t act like I’m making up impossible rules. I schedule nothing. Random means random, as you run into me at a club/bar or where ever. Sometimes I announce where I am going and that still counts as random. Just because you find me, and lots of people do, Daytona is not that big, doesn’t mean it’s even remotely a guarantee. You better be on your best game if you want slip it in me.
Who films my videos? I mostly have two people do it if I don’t do it myself. One he, one she. Split evenly, depends on who is available at the time. Neither one is interested in being in the videos with me or involved in my blogs. I have asked a million times. Yes, I fuck them both. Occasionally both at the same time. No, they are not together; we are all just friends who happen to fuck now and then.
I am not that interesting, but if you have questions, feel free to ask. If I can, I will answer them for you.
My next post will be better. I feel like I am sub par on this one. Anyway, since I don’t edit, proofread, or even hit the backspace key, whatever hits the screen stays. That can be problematic, but easier in the long run. Catch you all in a bit after a good fuck and meal. The day will vastly improve!
Hello everyone! Just a quick update on what I’m doing today… as if you really wanted to know! That’s kind of of a pompous thing to do. Assume that anyone really gives a crap about what I am about to get into. I know I get annoyed at food pictures. “Look at this wonderful meal, I paid $200 for it because I am that great and starving people don’t need to eat!” I would rather eat a can of Spaghetti O’s cold. Honestly, Spaghetti O’s with meatballs cold is not that bad. Just saying. And you can get them at Wal-Mart for under a buck if they are on sale.
Moving on, try to say happiness without “penis”, you can’t do it. There is a reason for that. Again, I’m just saying…
What now… I’m out of things to say. I should call in sick. I think I’m running a fever, you should take my temperature vaginally with your penis. I am stuck on saying penis today. It seems to be a theme. I must have “dick” on my mind. It would be better if it was in me, but hey, it’s the next best thing.
I am browsing Twitter as I write this out. It’s amazing what you can find on there. It’s amazing how many guys complain about women but then fully trust us with their dick in our mouths. I am also looking at twitter pics from a porn chick who has been around for a while but has a pretty low following. I was curious as to why. Then I read her tweets. Question answered. She is the queen winner at everything. And I mean everything. There apparently is nothing she hasn’t done that she hasn’t ended up being the winner. Her words not mine. Literally, she spends most of her tweets informing the world of her greatness. I learned long ago that anyone who has to inform the world of their greatness constantly is a mentally unbalanced ding dong. She is without a doubt a mentally unbalanced ding dong. She is certainly winning at being a pompous asshole. I’d still lick her box, though. I’m shallow that way.
Another girl on Twitter ranting about some guy telling her how he jacks it to her pics on Twitter. Again, you put up nudes on Twitter. What exactly did you think was going to happen? Context, he sent her own pic back to her but with a load of his jizz on it. What they call a cumtribute. Still, if you put nudes out on the web, you are going to get a response. Some responses won’t just be “You are so beautiful!” There will be photos of penis’s ejaculating sperm in your honor. Honestly, a guy jacking it to you is the most beautiful of compliments. Of all the free porn and free pics of nude chicks, it was you he chose to empty his testicles to. I wish these dudes who control and operate these girls’ accounts would quit being so dickaphobic.
Oh yeah, the filters. I am looking at amazingly stupid filtered photos. Do you guys really fall for the filters? There’s just no way you gotta be onto it. Look, my videos are clear because there are no filters. I have no filter, so why should my pics and videos be filtered? Even my friends filter their shit stupid. Perfect skin exists only in select Asians… the lucky bastards. Deal with it. This video today, courtesy of my new Sony video camera which looks like a pocket camera but who cares, it works well and is easy to use. It takes clear videos, shows every line, wrinkle, scar, stretch mark, but that’s called life. I love my phone camera, but I can’t seem to get the fucking filter to stop filtering. It goes so far as to automatically alter my face. It seems to be stuck on the default setting of “Classis Skin and Face Beauty.” They don’t even look like me after I take the photo. I should get a hold of Samsung and ask them WTF? Who cares, I have that Sony and it takes awesome videos and pics without having to fuck around with anything. Thrilled with it other than I have to carry my phone and a camera. Now, I will say I love the videos my phone takes. They are clear and unfiltered, and the focus is awesome. I love sharp, clear focus. Blurry shit pisses me off. But the Sony is better all the way around. Why am I talking about cameras? Fuck if I know. Man, I'm in a weird mood. I should call it quits right here before I get out of hand if I haven't done so already.
Love ya and see you again shortly if you will have me!
Brooke
So I got canceled on at the last minute and that is the hazard of being single... You have to find shit to do on your own. This is my version of when animals attack... Only they aren't attacking just goofing around with me. Dogs really are man's best friend 😜♥️♥️
Talk about a close up in bad light but not everything turns out glamorous I suppose. Plus it was the third time around so he fucked the jizz right out of me. So, yeah, the day went pretty well. I definitely got fucked. How do I know? My pussy is gape-ing wide open, cum is dripping out, and I basically need a wagon to help carry it home. I got fucked stupid. To the point I was a bumbling cum injected sperm slut. I needed it. It’s been more than a week since I’ve really gotten off and today I more than got off, I got fucking bred. Funny how a good breeding will change my mindset. I am supposed to meat the love of my life tonight and I know she’s waiting on me, but I don’t really care anymore. She isn’t going to fuck me like that. I’m going to see her, but only because I want to lick her box. I’m sure it will be fun. She is amazingly hot, but again, she cannot compete with the unbelievable fucking I just took. Toys will never take the place of a live, hard, penis. They hurt because they don’t have the same texture and give a dick has. Real dicks just slide in, move my guts around, touch places inside me in a way so I can’t even describe. There is nothing quite like the feeling of the head of a dick bottoming out and squishing up against my cervi x. This guy today rearranged my insides. His dick made me soak the bed. I mean, soak it. To the point, I had to say I was sorry after we were done. Some of it would be his jizz, but most of it came right out of me. He came so much inside of me that I was squishing it out like an ejaculation. After the first time he came inside of me, he just kept going for another half an hour and jizzed my insides down again. I came the entire time we were fucking. His dick is so fat my massive clit just rubs on with every stroke, both in and out. It’s unbelievable. I wish we could do it again right now. I would blow my girlfriend off right now to feel that fat dick in my belly again. On paper, it looks like a boring fuck. It’s missionary the entire time. I don’t give a shit; I am blowing my squirt out continuously and his dick is just keeps milking more out of me. It was so good that I was thanking him for letting me take his sperm inside of me. I so needed to be owned by a mans penis. I’m serious, it felt so good being the personal property of his cock to do with as it wished. I guess you got to have a vagina to understand so no point in try to describe it any more than I already have. Sheesh, I feel a hundred pounds lighter.
