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"Do you show face?" Ah, *the* question! Short answer: No. L..

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Ah, *the* question!
Short answer: No. 
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"Do you show face?" Ah, *the* question! Short answer: No. Long answer: Yes, BUT. I've shown face to those that: 1. Have won my lucky games (I make one every month or two months) 2. Are among my top 1%, have taken the time to get to know me, and have tipped _a lot_. In both cases, it's a photo (live) in Snapchat <3

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"Regarding customs, how much... Do you... Which are your lim..

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"Regarding customs, how much... Do you... Which are your limits..." Price varies _a lot_. It's a solo custom? Requires public action? Car? Needs guys? Girls? I _don't_ have any limit when it comes to customs, but harder stuff is more expensive - which I feel it's fair! So if you ask me to fuck a blond, tall, handsome guy, while facing east and moaning "potatoes!" I'd 100% do it But it's going to be more expensive than fucking whomever I want, wherever I want, and moaning whatever I feel like. It _does_ make sense, right!?

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"Do I offend you if I... Ask for your prices/ask if you do X..

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"Do I offend you if I... Ask for your prices/ask if you do X/ask if you..." No, no. You can ask. I do _not_ expect you to go over AAALLL my posts to be able to chat with me, cmon hahahaha. So, no, you can ask whatever you want. If you're trying to sext with me for free, I will put a stop to it - even if you're pretending you're just "asking". Cmon, I'm not stupid <3 But that's all! Feel free to ask questions! P.S: But if you do check my last 100-200 posts, I normally talk _a lot_ about myself in those

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I've been sharing a lot lately, so why stop now?! hahaha To..

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I've been sharing a lot lately, so why stop now?! hahaha Tomorrow I'll be sharing with you guys one of my latest sluttyAdventures before the surgery. But today... Some OF FAQs!

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Btw, I have a question for you today, I'll be making a poll ..

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Btw, I have a question for you today, I'll be making a poll for my next "lucky game" Those who participate can ask for a _free_ gift in my DMs <3

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Having a coffee, preparing my day, enjoying A BIT of sun... ..

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Having a coffee, preparing my day, enjoying A BIT of sun... This is going to be a GREAT day, I hope!

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Oops, I forgot to mention I _do_ have a "porn version" with ..

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Oops, I forgot to mention I _do_ have a "porn version" with this package - pussy aaaalways included, otherwise is not porn!! - but I'm taking a bit of rest. If you request it, I'll send it tomorrow! Cheers <3

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And second message - I have had bad experiences, but _mainly..

And second message - I have had bad experiences, but _mainly_ great ones. I've learned SO much about truck drivers, pilots, chefs, delivery guys, lawyers, nurses, doctors, politicians, farmers, gamers... I have explored myself and my friends, I have pushed my boundaries, and I'm having _so_ much fun. I may complain from time to time (who doesn't, right?), but it does not mean I'm having an, overall, bad experience. To those who've showered me with kindness, support or love - I truly thank you, and I hope you know, even if you unsubscribe, you have a piece of me! P.S: I share this video because I've been once again accused of photoshop. Guys - I work, I handle an Only Fans, I take 10-15 photos daily, I have a fruitful personal life, I workout, I cook... When ON EARTH would I have time to photoshop THAT much content! I have videos that are almost TWO HOURS. Do you think I photoshop my ass in those videos too?!?!

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So, two final messages! First - I will remember you. Be kin..

So, two final messages! First - I will remember you. Be kind. I _know_ you're used to talking to a girl, and three weeks later the conversations "resets". That's what happens when the person handling the account changes. I'll remember your good deeds, and your hate. It's really _really_ hard for me to block you. I've blocked people when: 1. I've been deceived or lied to 2+ times 2. They're trying (and trying and trying) to h0ok up since day 1 and get my location 3. They're rude or unpleasant 3+ times And, in ALL these cases, I _always_ give kind/fair warnings!

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For my top 1 - Sean - a bit of "porn" hahahaha Sean's been ..

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For my top 1 - Sean - a bit of "porn" hahahaha Sean's been there through the good and the not-so-good, always understanding, always pushing my limits, always allowing me to explore myself, and my friends. Sean's to thank for the threesome with Alice and her boyfriend, and the delivery guy blowjob, and even some videos you've not heard of hahahaha Sean and I chat _daily_, and I'm looking forward to *knowing* him and his cooking much better ;)

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Do you know which is my main topic of conversation with Euan..

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Do you know which is my main topic of conversation with Euan? Politics, and sociology. And _then_ we have a 40 minute video call, or he requests some of my dirtiest porn. And _then_ we talk about the delivery people work-life balance and conditions in our different countries. And _then_ he says how beautiful my body is. As I said, money's not the only way to get closer to me - but Euan is particularly interesting, supportive and nice. Fuck guys, to this day I still get accusations of being a bot. How on _earth_ would I be a bot if I remember each one of you (the good and the bad, huh? I have guys trolling me and then coming back some months later pretending nothing happened! At least apologize!)

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Now, Scotty! He's a pervert that, again, comes and goes. Som..

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Now, Scotty! He's a pervert that, again, comes and goes. Sometimes he disappears for a bit, then comes back and asks for an amazing custom, or requests this and that video, has a great and funny conversation with me - and then, poof, gone Then comes back, and... If Scotty writes me, I know something's cooking on that head! How long has it been now? 4-5 months? Time flies, huh?

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Now, to the top! Thom - I think it's a common name! - is al..

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Now, to the top! Thom - I think it's a common name! - is also one of those fans who support you in many many many ways. I jokingly say that Thom has the cheapest GFE I've ever offered, but I think in the last 5 months there's not been a SINGLE day in which one has not messaged the other hahahaha He wrote an amazing review that even mods took the time to send to me hahaha He's invited me to so many coffes! And, actually, this lingerie I'm sharing today, it's his treat for Valentines!

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I'm trying not to use names that are not _that_ common, so t..

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I'm trying not to use names that are not _that_ common, so to talk about this guy, let's say he's from South Africa, and a great sports journalist! Just to give you an example of money-is-not-the-most-important-thing He's super nice, he's supported me in many ways (created a review on reddit, gave a lot of advice, liked AND READ every posts since day 1...) - he's NEVER complained about my prices or services, and whenever he does tip for something I go far and beyond to make it amazing, knowing he did a great effort! I know you _will_ read my post eventually, so tons of love <3

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Oh, oh, David! Sadly, he had cancer, and I still think of hi..

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Oh, oh, David! Sadly, he had cancer, and I still think of him daily. He was one of those that joined, shared some greetings and nice words, explored my OF almost fully, liking everything, and then he made a list of private/premium content he wanted. After, he requested amazing customs (for example, you have to thank the Uber video to him!) and one day... Poof, he dissapeared! Still wishing him the best!

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I have to talk about Ryan! In October I was doing _terribly_..

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I have to talk about Ryan! In October I was doing _terribly_ bad in OF. I switched my strategy from "I'm horny 24/7, daddy" to "I'm actually real. Let's try to _actually_ know each other", and I drove away many people. Luckily, I also got some great new fans - like Ryan. Ryan _never_ got any of my packages, videos or experiences. He just wanted super specific customs once in a blue moon (dancing, cooking, singing...), and then randomly tipped for "wishing me a good day". He rarely chatted and, when he did, he was SO kind and SO nice! He was really full of support - no matter what I did, he always shared a word of encouragement!

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On my _first_ day here, a pilot named Paul joined and tipped..

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On my _first_ day here, a pilot named Paul joined and tipped me for the most random things - naturally, I also sent free stuff, as a thanks - and he shared _so_ much about the way a pilot _actually_ works. I learned a lot!! He was actually the one encouraging me into my first lesbian experience - which now I do, for free, without cameras, whenever I want hahahaha - and I'll be eternally grateful for that! Sadly he deleted his account aaages ago, but I still remember him!

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My birthday - as now you most know - it's in June. I opened ..

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My birthday - as now you most know - it's in June. I opened my OF in May. I didn't _publicly_ share my birthday - but one fan asked, and I answered! He's still a fan to this day - I call him my dear cow fucker (long story) - and he tipped me a _big_ amount when I was barely making enough to pay groceries hahahaha. When he went to the doctor for some health issues, I was there! And we've been chatting for 8 months now, at least, weekly! He likes all of my posts without properly reading them, so I'm not sure if he'll read this, but, if you do, hi, cow fucker!

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Yesterday I shared _all_ about my bad experiences in Only Fa..

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Yesterday I shared _all_ about my bad experiences in Only Fans, and things that, please (please) you shouldn't do with me! To give you the other side of the story, may I share my _best_ experiences with fans?

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Giiiiive me some hours to take some cool photos, but don't y..

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Giiiiive me some hours to take some cool photos, but don't you _love_ this set? Valentine's day present from a dear fan <3

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With all that said - I'm going to rest a bit, it's been a lo..

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With all that said - I'm going to rest a bit, it's been a loooooong weekend!!! P.S: Stay tuned, tomorrow I'm sharing some coooooool lingerie!

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So, while I'm doing my part to make OF a better place, with ..

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So, while I'm doing my part to make OF a better place, with more quality, more human interaction and more real porn - I'd kindly ask you to do your part and support creators with love and respect! Supporting might mean asking for customs and offering tips - or it might mean liking and commenting posts, or upvoting their content in reddit (if they do something you like), or a nice, kind message from time to time... You and I both can have a bad day and cross the line - we're humans. I always give 2+ chances to everyone, regardless of how bad they fucked up. But don't make it a habit!

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Had to run some errands and, sadly, I had to get dressed! S..

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Had to run some errands and, sadly, I had to get dressed! Summing up - please, be normal. Then, let's have the horniest and dirtiest sexting or custom video ever. But if you expect me to be a normal girl, you can't subscribe to my OF and open with a thirsty and borderline abusive sentence like (real example) "Hey baby, wanna be my b1tch today? Where are you located?" + dick pic. Nope. Plenty of bot accounts for that <3

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I need to focus on supportive fans - I 100% understand you h..

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I need to focus on supportive fans - I 100% understand you have bills to pay, mortgages and problems (so do I!), I'm just asking for a bit of respect of my time and my many _many_ efforts to make this a fun, interactive and sexy page! Don't come to my DMs to self-sext and send unsolicited dick-pics as our first interaction, please <3

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I _love_ sexting and horny chatting, but the same way I don'..

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I _love_ sexting and horny chatting, but the same way I don't shove PPVs on your face or stupid mass messages every 30 minutes (because I respect you whether you're horny or not), I'd love to ask for the same treatment! I'm probably the biggest slut you've ever met in your life, and still I'll _demand_ (not ask) respect and tolerance <3

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Guys, please please _please_, if you don't want to be treate..

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Guys, please please _please_, if you don't want to be treated as a sack of money to be drained, don't treat me as a slut with no personality. No "Hey slut, send X video" + "Is not free?! Cmon, I'd love to pay in some other way🤪". Please, just don't. You'll be blocked. There are many many many accounts who will treat you as a stupid, horny human being and will try to squeeze you out of money. This is not one of those!

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Loooots of new-joiners recently, do you mind if I share some..

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Loooots of new-joiners recently, do you mind if I share some "ground rules", for those of you that _do_ read my posts? Hahahahaha (While sharing cool pics, of course!)

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So... Yeah, intense weekend overall. Called 3 different deli..

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So... Yeah, intense weekend overall. Called 3 different delivery guys, tried drooling and "yellow rain" for the camera for the first time, called a guy to help us record this and that (he left untouched, promise) ... And we made *so* many plans for "when Sam is feeling perfect" hahahahaha Looking forward to those <3

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Doesn't matter what other people say... Drooling is fun! (..

Doesn't matter what other people say... Drooling is fun! (Yes, yes, there is a full video, we undress each other, spit in each other's boobs, yada yada)

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We also tried drooling content for the first time! I've alwa..

We also tried drooling content for the first time! I've always been a fan but, honestly, didn't think it was popular (I even did think some people might consider it "gross") but, well, as this is my OF and I can do whatever we want...

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