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Oh my mother fucking god. One curl that gets me. ,๐Ÿ˜˜

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Oh my mother fucking god. One curl that gets me. ,๐Ÿ˜˜

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One of my new toys! That thing feels like it's got a four s..

One of my new toys! That thing feels like it's got a four stroke engine in it. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜. 2:24 I think. I came entirely too fast. #SorryNotSorry. Lol ๐Ÿ’‹ have a great Saturday ๐Ÿ˜˜

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These gloves kill me! ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜. A proper good morning ๐Ÿ’‹

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These gloves kill me! ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜. A proper good morning ๐Ÿ’‹

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Good morning and a perfectly fine Saturday naked in bed day ..

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Good morning and a perfectly fine Saturday naked in bed day it is ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜

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Here's that redo on the rear view sundress. 3:34 with a squi..

Here's that redo on the rear view sundress. 3:34 with a squirty start and a clitoral finish. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’‹

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5:09 of talking about my vibrator situation. and I don't use..

5:09 of talking about my vibrator situation. and I don't use "situation" lightly. TL/DW I thought I lost three of my five total in the same afternoon (including trusty white knight I've had forever ๐Ÿ˜ญ). I've bought three new ones, an anal, a realistic suction cup one and another rabbity one to replace my pink one. They get here tomorrow๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿฅฐ. Also white knight just needed new batteries, thank God, he's a workhorse!!!

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5:06 of squirty goodness. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Let's just say those were some ..

5:06 of squirty goodness. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Let's just say those were some kinky boots ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜˜ and they are not even my tallest pair. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Oh my God the hair is magnificent! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Wait does anyone not..

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Oh my God the hair is magnificent! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Wait does anyone notice my hair? Lol

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Cautiously optimistic about wash day. Hope you're having a g..

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Cautiously optimistic about wash day. Hope you're having a great night! ๐Ÿ’‹

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Ok so I had set up difficulties and literally came too fast!..

Ok so I had set up difficulties and literally came too fast! ๐Ÿ™„ Ass shots are hard to get with a selfie stick setup like a tripod. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ As I came, I hit the camera and it swung in this awful panoramic of my bedroom to include a nice view of my pink vibrator charging on the chair ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚ so needless to say I trimmed this video down a bit to just 1:47, oy. Today I've commandeered my kiddo's tripod and converted from camera to phone holding so my next attempt at this should be a buttload better. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹. Once I get a better video, this one likely goes away as just inferior content.๐Ÿ‘€

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I like to swing from naughty to nice so after that pussy tou..

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I like to swing from naughty to nice so after that pussy tour guide video ๐Ÿ˜˜, you get nearly full coverage with one of my favorite outfits, if you look close there might be some lip/nip slips tho ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜. Later today I'll upload that ass video for Hump Day!!! ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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4:08 of me talking about and giving you a very up close and ..

4:08 of me talking about and giving you a very up close and personal tour of my pussy and ass! I've got a nail appt in like 20min, but plan to make a hands free close-in rear view play video when I get back ๐Ÿ˜˜ have a great day!!!

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Edited to add Taco Tuesday as well with an appropriate pic a..

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Edited to add Taco Tuesday as well with an appropriate pic at the end to fit ๐ŸŒฎ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Happy Titty and Tushie Tuesday! ๐Ÿ’‹

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Ok 3:27 of the second part of my oiled up titties. I will c..

Ok 3:27 of the second part of my oiled up titties. I will caveate this by saying I had some technical difficulties. ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently "shower oil" from the four seasons actually emulsifies like soap so is meant to be used for sudsing. I had a bit of a foamy mess. Also that oil is yellow as a lube it was an unfortunate choice to try to squirt with. Oy. I did not visualize the outcome of this video well at all. Will need to get real oil and try, try again. Practice makes progress ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹ at any rate, if you like, let me know I did have fun with it! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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I'm stuck in a teddy rut, lol. Prolly a good place to be tho..

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I'm stuck in a teddy rut, lol. Prolly a good place to be tho. ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ Hope your day is fantastic! Later tonight I'll upload part two of that oiled titty experiment. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Ok so I'm super new to of but for my new subscribers, if you..

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Ok so I'm super new to of but for my new subscribers, if you come across my profile in your feed, you should be able to click on my name and have my profile come up. From there, if you click in the left corner my total number of posts, it should take you to a page that lists my feed, pics, vids, and audio in tabs across the top of my feed. That way you can see all of me whenever you what. At least that is what is does for me. I'm still trying to understand the user experience here ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹ tell me if that works for you. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜

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3:33m of oiled up titty fun. Also the picture of my kit all ..

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3:33m of oiled up titty fun. Also the picture of my kit all nicely rearranged at the Four Seasons Denver. All except my lonely sad vibrator they totally saw but didn't rearrange. Full story in the video. Lmao ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’‹

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Sometimes I wake up with the funniest bedhead, at any rate, ..

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Sometimes I wake up with the funniest bedhead, at any rate, Happy Father's Day! I'll be back with something juicy ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ later today as soon as I sort this mop of mine ๐Ÿ˜˜. Enjoy your day ๐Ÿ’‹

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Not gonna mf'ing lie. I thought this outfit would look bett..

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Not gonna mf'ing lie. I thought this outfit would look better on me. Online pictures lie. ๐Ÿ˜‚. They must use Photoshop. My tits just wanted to burst outta this top.

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The naughtier side of that green and black teddy, luckily it..

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The naughtier side of that green and black teddy, luckily it has snaps at the crotch for quick & easy access ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–ค. Happy Summer Solstice ๐ŸŒž

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2:28 with a minute of me telling you my vision for this vid ..

2:28 with a minute of me telling you my vision for this vid lol and today's trials I had with this hot little green and black teddy, then the rest is a dildo blowjob. That was one lucky dildo, I give great head! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’‹ Hope you like it! ๐Ÿ˜˜

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Happy FriYay! Another gorgeous sunny day ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒž I think I'm gonn..

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Happy FriYay! Another gorgeous sunny day ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒž I think I'm gonna play today ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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So I know on Saturday a lot of my initial fans are going to ..

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So I know on Saturday a lot of my initial fans are going to have to choose to renew or not and I just want to say, no matter your choice, I truly appreciate that you came and watched me get used to this platform. If you drop off, I wish you the best ๐Ÿ’‹. If I see you again, well then, you will certainly see me again ๐Ÿ˜˜

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Since I've had a few naughty posts in a row ๐Ÿ˜ˆ, here's a lil ..

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Since I've had a few naughty posts in a row ๐Ÿ˜ˆ, here's a lil nice to balance it out. I love balance in all things ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜ hope your day has been fantastic!

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The final installment! 1:00 of squirty toy fun. I almost hit..

The final installment! 1:00 of squirty toy fun. I almost hit my camera on one of those squirts. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Today is gorgeously sunny, so I'm off to take some selfies ๐Ÿ’‹ have a great day ๐Ÿ˜˜

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Part two of yesterday's play time. This time I was moderatel..

Part two of yesterday's play time. This time I was moderately more successful, 1:08 I came pretty fast. Lol. Is that bad?

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Shower time! See ya in a while ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹

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Shower time! See ya in a while ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹

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A lil more of that blue set, it seems IG now rates that firs..

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A lil more of that blue set, it seems IG now rates that first pic as against community rules. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™„ Anyhoo glad I can share all of me here ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…

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So 2:22 of delicious squirty fun. I actually got three video..

So 2:22 of delicious squirty fun. I actually got three videos done today which I'll roll out over the next few days. This was the longest one ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ I was extra horny cause I haven't had a chance to play properly since Friday, I think? The quickies in the shower don't count, those are like a steam valve releasing a little energy at a time. The Chinese food of masturbation, they just leave you hungry again in an hour. Lmao. Please enjoy! ๐Ÿ’‹

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Good morning! It's been so rainy here, the lighting is terr..

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Good morning! It's been so rainy here, the lighting is terrible rn. I'm praying the sun comes out today!! Happy Titty Tuesday!! ๐Ÿ˜˜ And maybe even Taco Tuesday ๐Ÿ˜

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