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A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on t..

A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and began to count. "Uno… Dos…" and then POOF, he disappeared without a Tres.

2024-01-10 22:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post

I told my friend I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti..

I told my friend I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I rode straight pasta.

2024-01-10 21:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-01-10 20:28:36 +0000 UTC View Post

I had a crazy dream last night. I dreamt I was swimming in a..

I had a crazy dream last night. I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of orange soda. Turns out it was just a fanta-sea.

2024-01-10 20:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post

What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A ..

What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie talkie.

2024-01-10 19:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post

What do you get if you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon.

2024-01-10 18:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Where do milkshakes come from? Nervous cows.

2024-01-10 17:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post

What did the left eye say to the right eye? "Between us, so..

What did the left eye say to the right eye? "Between us, something smells."

2024-01-10 16:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post

I hate when my friends always talk about Norse gods Like b..

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2024-01-10 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works. Then it ..

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2024-01-10 12:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post

I was sitting in traffic the other day... Probably why I got..

I was sitting in traffic the other day... Probably why I got run over.

2024-01-10 08:01:22 +0000 UTC View Post

I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got r..

I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over.

2024-01-10 04:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post

What's Harry Potter's favourite way to get down a hill? Walk..

What's Harry Potter's favourite way to get down a hill? Walking... JK, Rolling.

2024-01-10 00:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

2024-01-09 23:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post

I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He ..

I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He said it was Narnia business.

2024-01-09 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.

2024-01-09 21:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post

I had to clean out my spice rack and noticed that everything..

I had to clean out my spice rack and noticed that everything was too old and had to be thrown out.... What a waste of thyme...

2024-01-09 20:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post

Why did the spider log on to the computer? To check his web ..

Why did the spider log on to the computer? To check his web site.

2024-01-09 19:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bough..

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it steel wooden lead me whistle.

2024-01-09 18:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna..

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two.

2024-01-09 17:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Did you hear about the guy who had his left leg and his left..

Did you hear about the guy who had his left leg and his left arm amputated in a car accident? He's all right now.

2024-01-09 16:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-01-09 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

I never wanted to believe that my flatmate was stealing from..

I never wanted to believe that my flatmate was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there...

2024-01-09 12:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post

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2024-01-09 11:46:11 +0000 UTC View Post