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I spent a solid 45 seconds trying to think of a caption for this, please acknowledge the effort
2022-06-07 01:29:35 +0000 UTC View PostI spent a solid 45 seconds trying to think of a caption for this, please acknowledge the effort
2022-06-07 01:29:35 +0000 UTC View Postif you’re meant to do your skincare routine every morning and evening, but your “morning” shower is at 6pm… do you still do the morning routine in the morning? and if so what do you do after your shower? do you just not do anything until after your shower even though it’s technically evening? these are the questions that plague me on a regular basis
2022-06-06 17:09:08 +0000 UTC View Postthis pride month, sponsor a bisexual person's iced coffee to help me through all the “you’re doing it for attention” comments that constantly happen 💕
2022-06-04 10:44:42 +0000 UTC View Postthis is my absolute favourite shirt, enough that I rebought it after The Jeep Incident, and now the seller has gone out of business so I can’t wreck this one 😅
2022-06-03 15:19:00 +0000 UTC View PostI put on a bra today, where do I collect my trophy?
2022-06-03 12:27:11 +0000 UTC View Posthappy… Thursday? idk today feels like a good day 💕
2022-06-02 21:58:05 +0000 UTC View Postold photo because I’ve just actually booked the flights and hotel for the NIN concert this month and I’m exciiiiited
2022-06-02 17:56:08 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve only ever had my natural nails before, but they’re never really short. somewhere recently totally fucked up and now all my nails are shorter than they’ve ever been and I hate it — so I’m trying extensions for the first time today and I’m somehow more apprehensive about this than any piercing or tattoo 🙃
2022-06-01 07:58:34 +0000 UTC View PostI have an absolutely awful headache 😭 make me feel better?
2022-05-31 22:18:18 +0000 UTC View Post# help me reach my goal! 💕 May is almost over and I’m so close to reaching my goal for the month! It’s what I need to hit to make sure I can keep doing this as a full time job, because fuck capitalism 😝 depending on your tip you’ll get: ✨ videos ✨ bundles ✨ custom video ✨ year long free trial ✨ all of the above **absolutely every tip will be rewarded!!** *you can tip any amount you want, not just the specified amounts*
2022-05-31 15:53:30 +0000 UTC View Postme: I’m gonna get up early, leave the house, and be a productive member of society actually me at 2pm:
2022-05-31 13:03:28 +0000 UTC View Post🍑 screenshot from the beginning of the vid that’s in your dms… unsending in approx 2 hours and it’ll NEVER be sent this cheap again 🍑
2022-05-31 07:36:40 +0000 UTC View Postit’s not fair that the lighting in the massage room is THIS good
2022-05-30 20:47:20 +0000 UTC View Postleaving the house… guess what’s under the hoodie? 😝
2022-05-30 14:02:58 +0000 UTC View Posthonest question — is it bad that this is some of the most “modest” underwear I own?
2022-05-30 13:18:09 +0000 UTC View Postwhy is my hair only partially dry, you might wonder? because I was drying my hair sitting down, my phone was on my lap, and an alarm on my phone went off but I thought it was my hairdryer dying a loud and sudden death, so I threw it away from me.
2022-05-30 12:57:31 +0000 UTC View Postmessage me about the trouble you got into this weekend- i want to hear everything 😈
2022-05-29 18:14:01 +0000 UTC View Posti love being your naughty internet gf ❤️
2022-05-29 00:16:03 +0000 UTC View Posti might look innocent but i'm daydreaming about getting fucked 😇
2022-05-28 16:34:03 +0000 UTC View Postgot up early, found the right clothes, spent 30 minutes on a bus, walked for 15 minutes — only to find out that my gym is actually closed today 🙃 so had to do the same journey back, completely bitter the whole time
2022-05-28 11:06:41 +0000 UTC View Post