Thought I was just being friendly at the grocery store, but apparently, asking someone to reach the top shelf for you is my version of a pick-up line. Oops, did I just unintentionally grocery flirt... LOL!
2024-01-22 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Asked my barista how their day was and accidentally added a wink. I was just trying to express genuine interest, but now my morning coffee comes with a side of unintentional flirtation.
2024-01-21 19:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, laughter expert! May your day be filled with funny moments and endless joy.
2024-01-21 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Who thinks the post-orgasm glow is better than ANY other glow? Hehe, DM me and tell me if there is a better glow! 😏
2024-01-21 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Feeling fucking great no matter what and always making my glow make ME feel great... The best way to glow, POST ORGASM!!
2024-01-21 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Lol, I think I need to just accept that I get my glow on it totally different ways to ANYONE else! Lol, and I LOVE that about me!
2024-01-21 01:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Attempted a new skincare routine for that radiant glow. Accidentally mistook toothpaste for face wash. Now I'm minty fresh with a side of confusion. LOL
2024-01-20 21:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Trying to glow up like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon. But as I get out of bed I fucking get wrapped in my blankets and fall... Will I ever not be clumsy and be the graceful creature I think I am... Thank fuck there were no rouge dildos... Or maybe that would have been a great way to fall! Lol
2024-01-20 19:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, happiness generator! May your day be as wonderful as your heart.
2024-01-20 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I fucking LOVE every single one of you fuckers!! You are the reason I am here and I want you to all know how much you mean! 💗
2024-01-20 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I love how incredible I feel when I am here with all of you freaks!!! You all just make me so fucking happy! Show me how happy you make me and tip this post to show me some appreciation and love!! 😆
2024-01-20 01:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐒 SHOWING MORE FACE!! 🥺 This video has me in sunglasses and is the first time I’ve done this. So please DM me #SCORINGGOALS and tell me what you think.
2024-01-19 18:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, you delightful soul! May your coffee be strong, and your day be filled with giggles.
2024-01-19 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
FUCK YEAH! I am loving ALL the anal lovers today... If some of you freaks don't like then head over to my DMs and tell me what you like over anal!! 😆
2024-01-19 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you freaks into my ass and ass action? Do you LOVE anal as much as I do? Send me a DM and tell me what you like the most about anal... PLEASE 😏
2024-01-19 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Has UR anus decided to go into retrograde, lol - sounds like Uranus is in the microwave!! LOL!! That could be some quite heated ass action!! 😆
2024-01-19 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Maybe this is why I am doing everything in reverse lately...Maybe time to stop doing things naked and then get dressed... NAH! Lol, fuck that! I wanna do EVERYTHING in the nude!! 😆
2024-01-18 21:01:29 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! I just read that Uranus is in retrograde, and it has been for a few months. Could this be the reason for my urge to put things in my ASS? I fucking think so! 😆
2024-01-18 19:05:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Time to seize the day and not try to hit snooze too many times! Good morning! 😆
2024-01-18 16:02:35 +0000 UTC View Post
YAY!!! Day fucking made, I will possibly sleep well tonight knowing that mermaids DO have cocks and pussies! Now maybe I will be dreaming about those mermaid orgies!!! 🥵
2024-01-18 06:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I mean, they are similar to dolphins and we all KNOW they are one of the other mammals that have sex for fun! SO, what I wanna get at is, do merpeople have sex for fun? 😆
2024-01-18 04:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I need to know though, it's so fucking weird so you fuckers need to bare with me a little here. Maybe one of you has the answer... Do mermaids have pussies? LOL! If you know DM me the answer!!
2024-01-18 01:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I wouldn't complain mermaid porn sounds fucking incredible... I have so many more questions now. LOL! I am gonna be up again tonight thinking about these beautiful magical creatures!
2024-01-17 23:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Sooooo... The thing that kept me up last night was so fucking random and I have no way of getting the answer to it because I'm pretty sure if I had to google it I would NOT know and I will get stuck in a wormhole of mermaid porn! LOL!
2024-01-17 20:01:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I had the weirdest sleep last night I kept wondering the strangest things and they stuck in my mind. Do you freaks have any thoughts that stick in your head while you are trying to sleep or that keep you awake at night... I wanna hear what they are, will you freaks DM them to me? 😆
2024-01-17 19:05:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning! Let's tackle today like a team of happy pandas on a mission for joy.
2024-01-17 16:02:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Let me help you have the BEST orgasm of the day! Send me a DM, tell me ALL your sexual desires, and let's see if I have some in common with you FREAKS!! 💗
2024-01-17 07:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I once heard a story about someone who had NEVER had an orgasm from someone else and it fucking broke my heart! How can that even happen... Clearly, they have never spent time with me! 😆
2024-01-17 05:03:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Life is one BIG sex capade!! Everything we do revolves around sex and everything that makes us happiest revolves around incredible orgasms! Lol, happy life = LOTS of orgasms!!
2024-01-17 00:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Often things are taken WAYYYY too seriously here! C'mon freaks! Lighten up, have some more fun, and let's get things to where they NEED to be! LOL! 😆
2024-01-16 21:01:22 +0000 UTC View Post
