Taking the term head over heels too literally lately! I saw some pretty hot people trying on outfits at a store and because I was staring like the perve I am... It happened π₯Ί
2024-02-06 19:05:42 +0000 UTC View Post
RISE! Lol, I shine all the time so all you freaks can rise for me! π
2024-02-06 16:02:13 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! I sent a friend of mine a surprise gift to share the love! LOL, not really I was just a goofball and used her address instead of mine. Now she's gonna keep my order of a brand-new vibrator! πMaybe we can take turns sharing it!
2024-02-06 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
LOVE is in the air! I can feel how loved everyone is. I wanna share the love with all you freaks! Because you are all so fucking amazing! Show me a little love back by tipping this post. π
2024-02-06 01:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Valentine's Day plans: Going all out goofball. Roses are red, violets are blue, and my romantic skills are questionable, but my love for silliness is true!
2024-02-05 19:05:49 +0000 UTC View Postπππππ ππππ πππππ ππππππ One of my rarest squirt videos is coming out again for a short period. If you quote #SRSS in your DMs you can get it to keep forever! For a limited time only! π
2024-02-05 18:30:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Use your magic wand, the one in your pants to achieve as much happiness as POSSIBLE!!
2024-02-05 16:02:32 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! Head over to my DMs and send me the BEST picture of your PENISAURUS now, please! π
2024-02-05 05:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The PENISAURUS is not extinct!! It lives in your pants and needs to be watered and taken care of EVERY DAY!!
2024-02-05 04:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It was a Tyrannosaurus Rex but fuck I swear I saw something else! CLEARLY I need help! π
2024-02-05 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
You freaks don't need to ask questions but I just felt the need to scream it out loud. I swear I was walking around earlier and I saw someone dressed up as a dinosaur but that ISN'T what I saw. My mind is totally fucked! π
2024-02-04 21:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you freaks KNOW what sounds super cool? PENISAURUS!!! LOL, it rolls off the tongue! SAY IT WITH ME... PENISAURUS. π
2024-02-04 19:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! May your day be as delightful as discovering a long-lost pair of comfy socks
2024-02-04 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! I am the me you all know! I was testing all of you freaks, those symptoms are all normal! All day every day! Just DM me now to see how I am feeling!! π
2024-02-04 06:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
SOOOO! My symptoms include wet pussy, body aches for pleasure, and edging! I think I need help ASAP!! I need to get back to the ME you all know!! π
2024-02-04 01:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! Thank you to the freaks who said that nothing is wrong with me, I don't know... I think I need to see what my symptoms are!
2024-02-03 20:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, I will be fucking damned! I was just sitting in a chair and all of a sudden BAM! I was turned on, LOL! From just sitting! What the fuck is wrong with me?
2024-02-03 19:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's mantra: inhale the good vibes, exhale the bad moods.
2024-02-03 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
ππ ππ πππππ? β€οΈ A SPECIAL VIDEO IS DROPPING ON VALENTINES DAY!! Iβm only going to be sending this one out to my biggest fans because Iβm kinda nervous about it and itβs not usually the kind of content I make, so if youβre in the mood for some never-before-seen Bambi, READ ON! ππππ π ($ππ) This will get you access to the NEVER BEFORE SEEN VIDEO ππππ π ($πππ) This will get you the video + an exclusive photo set ππππ π (πππ πππππ ππππ!) ($πππ) (PLEASE ASK BEFORE TIPPING! 1 SPOT AVAILABLE!) This will get you exclusive 1-1 access to me for 24 hours on 14 February, the SPECIAL VIDEO and photoset, and youβll officially claim the title of being my Valentine! β€οΈ
2024-02-03 09:03:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Omfg! Ok. I just learned the Latin for it and that is pene! I think penises sound way BETTER! I hope you all have happy penises! If not, DM me and I will make them happy π
2024-02-03 06:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
THANK YOU to the freaks who told me I was right, it doesn't happen often! LOL!! Lots of penises is PENISES!!
2024-02-03 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
WAIT!!! What is the word for lots of pensises is it peni, PENISES, how have I NEVER thought about this before! Do any of you freaks know? Tell me in my DMs PLEASE! π
2024-02-03 04:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Some of you freaks don't have penises which is TOTALLY fine! You know everything and almost anything can turn me on! π
2024-02-02 21:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Has anyone ever noticed that happiness sounds like happy penis!! LOL! Totally gonna say happy penis instead of happiness going forward!!
2024-02-02 19:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
All aboard the Laughter Express β next stop, a fantastic day!
2024-02-02 16:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's start our own! Do any of you freaks own any toys you are proud of? Send me a picture of them in my DMs! This shit really turns me on and I need to see! π
2024-02-02 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like I could find the BEST people if we could all talk about and admire dildos... Imagine the parties! We would ALL share the same interests life would be fucking GREAT!
2024-02-02 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Window shopping is so fucking cool! I just have ONE problem, why aren't we allowed to window shop for sex toys? I feel like it would be the PERFECT way to find like-minded people! π
2024-02-01 20:01:20 +0000 UTC View Postππππππ ππππ It's funny how six and SEX rhyme, it must be a sign of a good time! π Quote #TIKTOKORGY in your DMs right now to see an orgy with six sexy women!!
2024-02-01 18:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Time to turn those morning fantasies into fabulous realities.
2024-02-01 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
