Weirdos of the world, unite! There's strength in numbers, especially when it comes to celebrating our quirky, sexual selves! If you think your sexual nature matches mine go like AS MANY of my posts as you can! 😆
2024-03-08 21:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Today I am totally embracing my inner WEIRDO! With my freaky flag flying high. Could I just have a flag that says "I LIKE ALL THE FREAKY THINGS?" 😈
2024-03-08 19:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 Have you ever wanted me to take complete control over you? Mistress Bambi is here to help! 😈 Quote #SYC in my DMs right now and let me share this super rare JOI with you!
2024-03-08 18:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy FUCK YEAH Friday! Let's fuck yeah the crap out of today! 😆
2024-03-08 16:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I get asked by you fuckers what my favorite position is and I don't know, I love them ALL, I guess I shouldn't be biased but whatever position makes me squirt hardest has got to be my favorite! 😈
2024-03-08 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
DRIPPING WET ORGASMS!! Fuck yes, let's talk about your FAVORITE position and why. What do you fuckers tend to go for? Do you want someone on top grinding their hips onto you or do you like to take charge? I want all of you freaks to tell me in my DMs, now, please! 🥺
2024-03-08 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanna see and FEEL how much you all love my posts! Comment if you want more titties and like as many of my posts if you want more pussy! If your renew is on and you quote #fuckyeahbambi in my DMs I will give you a little gift and some love back! 💗
2024-03-07 19:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I love starting the day with a great attitude! Let's make each other's attitudes JUST right for the day! 😏
2024-03-07 16:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
So all you freaks need to take note, talk to your plants tell them all your NASTY desires, and then right after that share them with me in my DMs! Please!
2024-03-07 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Breaking taboos one snip at a time. Who says you can't have heart-to-heart talks about desires with your favorite fern? 🤣
2024-03-07 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
And this is how I became a sexual florist! LOL! Maybe I could do it, use squirt to lift the spirits of the plants! Do you freaks think it would work? DM me, if you do! 😏
2024-03-07 04:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Will their flowers smell a little better if they are close enough to all the moisture my body is aching to release? Will they mimic my smell? SO MANY QUESTIONS! 😆
2024-03-07 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
We all know my desires get all you freaks the green light but what about plants, do they get turned on by being in the same room as a hot, steamy, hardcore fuck session... Or is it just me?
2024-03-06 20:01:48 +0000 UTC View Post
SEX! Lol, I want to talk about it ALL the fucking time, but sometimes no one wants to listen... So today I am going to break my routine and discuss my sexual desires with my pants. See if it helps them grow 😆
2024-03-06 19:05:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Right now I could spend all day in bed naked, what do you think, want to join? 😆
2024-03-06 16:02:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I need to know from you freaks, if we all had vaginas for dinner what would be dessert, or is pussy dinner and dessert rolled into one? 😏
2024-03-06 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
But seriously who WOULDN'T want vaginas for dinner, that meal can go on and on! It's so fucking tasty too! 🥵
2024-03-06 01:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I was asking a friend if they wanted fajitas and autocorrect changed it to vaginas! This conversation is going to be wild!
2024-03-05 21:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Omg! I fucking sent the worst message, auto-correct ducked me and I didn't notice until now and I can't un-send it! LOL!! 😆
2024-03-05 19:05:28 +0000 UTC View Post𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐊𝐄 I decided to do something a little risky and rerelease a scene that I always get asked for!! If you wanna see me have an INTENSE squirt-shaking orgasm, quote #SQUIRTSHAKE in my DMs now! 🥵
2024-03-05 18:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning sleepy heads! Time to push the sheets off and kick ASS! Or kiss it, totally up to you! 😆
2024-03-05 16:02:10 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! What do you freaks use to help yourself and add to a little solo bedroom play? Tell me in my DMs, I love hearing all your dirty stories! 😆
2024-03-05 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
My stuffed toys are getting the SHOW of a lifetime while I decide which pillow is the best to hump, so far I still can't decide which is best, may need to start all over again! 🥵
2024-03-05 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
So the act of building intimacy is being taken to pillow fort building, I think I need more scatter cushions so NONE of them feel left out! 😏
2024-03-05 04:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Not to mention the pillow humping... When NO ONE is around the best sex partner is a pillow. Rubbing gently against you, having ALL the control.
2024-03-05 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Every pillow is a potential partner, and the only critique comes from the stuffed animals judging silently from the shelves. It's like a one-man show of snuggles, with no reviews required – just fluffy, judgment-free love
2024-03-04 20:01:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Trying to practice some self-calming and relaxing techniques on my own because you know, I am the best sleeping partner for myself! LOL! 😆
2024-03-04 19:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Today's to-do list: conquer the morning, dominate the day, and maybe, just maybe, remember to put pants on before leaving the house.
2024-03-04 16:02:37 +0000 UTC View Post
FUCK, ME! Teasing makes me so fucking horny, why don't you freaks slide into my DMs and tease me a little and tell me how you like it to be teased too! 😏
2024-03-04 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Teasing is so fucking incredible! Making yourself get so close to the fucking edge that your body aches for release! You crave that explosion of all your juices to explode out of you!!
2024-03-04 01:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
