Finally zipped up, and every move is accompanied by that distinct squeaky sound. I'm a walking whoopee cushion! I’m not sure if it’s sexy or just fucking hilarious.
2024-06-14 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
After ten minutes of wiggling and shimmying, I’m halfway in. It's like doing the worm dance in slow motion. My reflection looks like a slippery seal, and I can't stop laughing at myself!
2024-06-13 21:04:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Just got my new latex outfit, and it's time for the ultimate test. Getting into it feels like I'm trying to squeeze a watermelon into a balloon! I’m sweating before the fun even starts!
2024-06-13 19:06:39 +0000 UTC View Post
What are you wearing today, would you show me your look in my DMs?
2024-06-13 15:02:54 +0000 UTC View Post
With the toy still not playing nice, 😉 I decided it was time to make a hasty exit. But not before I accidentally knocked over the ketchup bottle. Red sauce everywhere and a buzzing bag… I left the diner laughing and hoping nobody noticed my saucy solo adventure!
2024-06-13 06:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Just when I thought I had it under control, the jukebox hit a fast-paced rock song. The vibrations were intense! I had to grab my toy through my bag to keep it from buzzing off the table. Talk about a random dance party… in my pants! 🥵
2024-06-13 03:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Midway through my 'adventure,' the cute waiter came over to refill my coffee. I tried to stay cool, but the toy was still going strong. Keeping a straight face was the hardest part... literally. 😏
2024-06-12 23:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Things were going smoothly until my toy started vibrating out of nowhere. I nearly choked on my fries! Turns out, my phone's Bluetooth connected to the jukebox instead. Now every song change brought a NEW buzz!
2024-06-12 20:07:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Sitting in a booth, feeling horny. The diner was pretty empty, so I decided to have a little fun with my 'remote-controlled' toy. Just a little buzz while I sipped my milkshake… What could go wrong? 😆
2024-06-12 18:05:32 +0000 UTC View Post
What are you wearing today? Will you send me a pic in my DMs?
2024-06-12 15:02:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I LOVE YOU ALL! Thank you for being the greatest fans EVER! 💗
2024-06-12 05:02:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Also, if you tip this post and show me a little love, I will send you a little love back! It works BOTH ways 😆
2024-06-12 00:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I just want to remind all you freaks that I am nearly at 1 million likes! PLEASE go like as many of my posts to help me get there!
2024-06-11 19:06:50 +0000 UTC View Post𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐘
I caught you spying on me and let you REALLY enjoy me!
Want to see me masturbating in the tub with an INTENSE orgasm? Quote #SHOWERSPY in my DMs to see it right now and keep it forever!
Rise and shine, what's for breakfast? I could go for some sausage right now!
2024-06-11 15:02:27 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL! Just kidding, all this was to see which position I could make myself cum in fastest… DM me if you freaks think you know which it was! 😉
2024-06-11 06:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Foot up behind head, hand in panties ready to watch a new movie… I heard there are some great new ones out! 😆
2024-06-11 04:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It doesn't fucking help that I am clumsy and fucking fell off the couch… At least I got my one foot behind my head!
2024-06-10 23:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Spending the day on the couch practicing new yoga poses to make myself WAY more flexible! 😆
2024-06-10 18:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Wakey wakey rock stars! Let's make today a great fucking adventure!
2024-06-10 15:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
On the bright side, my skin feels like it’s ready for an evening of... reading a good book. LOL! Not really! Who knew self-care could be such a turn on? 😆
2024-06-10 05:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Now I'm slipping and sliding around like I'm on a greased-up dance floor. LOL, my skin is really feeling fucking GREAT though!
2024-06-10 03:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Trying to get dressed after applying lube is like a new level of Olympic sport. Do I even bother with clothes today?
2024-06-10 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
After rubbing it in to my body and not getting any less slippery and smelling a bit weird, I realized it was actually LUBE!
2024-06-09 21:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Found this amazing lotion, it looked like it would make my skin EXTRA soft this summer!
2024-06-09 19:06:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope that today is filled with sunshine, orgasms, and yeah that's it! LOL! Good morning 💗
2024-06-09 15:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Dry, you know my nose hasn't been buried in something wet, and it NEEDS to be! 😆
2024-06-09 06:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I think that's it on how my MOOd is seen by nose. Wet, you KNOW that my face has been buried in something soaking wet.
2024-06-09 04:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
LOL, same with a dry nose… If my nose is dry, then you KNOW I am not getting what I want! 😆
2024-06-08 23:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Lol, if I have a wet nose that would indicate my mood is GREAT! 😆
2024-06-08 20:07:03 +0000 UTC View Post
