So I thought I’d test the waters today… Sent a little something to my local bakery to see if I could score some free bread. Spoiler: It didn’t fucking work. 😆
2024-09-23 18:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you’re all feeling as cute and naughty as I am this morning. Let’s make some sparks fly!
2024-09-23 15:02:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you’re all clearing your schedules because I’ve got plans… and they involve you, me, and a whole lot of birthday fun! 🎉
2024-09-23 05:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The countdown is on for my birthday, and I’m in the mood to make things even hotter. Get ready for a little birthday tease… or maybe a lot! 😏
2024-09-23 03:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post
No excuses, freaks! TWO WEEKS until the big day, and I’m already feeling extra naughty. Birthday surprises are coming, and you’re going to want to be there for every second! 😘
2024-09-22 23:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Who’s ready to celebrate with me? 🎉 I’ve got a few ‘presents’ in mind, but they might just involve taking a few things off… 😏
2024-09-22 21:04:04 +0000 UTC View Post
TWO WEEKS until my birthday, freaks! And trust me, you won’t want to miss what I’ve got planned… It’s going to be a party you’ll definitely feel!
2024-09-22 19:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m feeling extra flirty today, how about we spice up this morning together?
2024-09-22 15:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever seen a GIF and felt it deep in your soul? Now imagine watching me live—trust me, you’ll be hearing a lot more than just a GIF… and I’m just getting started.
2024-09-22 06:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
If hearing a GIF gets you going, wait till you see what I’ve got going on next. Let’s just say… this one’s about to move you in all the right ways.
2024-09-22 04:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Some GIFs are loud… but this one? Oh, you’re going to feel the vibrations right through the screen. Want to turn the volume up with me?
2024-09-22 00:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post
When you can hear a GIF… but what if you could feel it too? 😏 I think it’s time to give you a live performance, freaks. Get ready for all the vibes!
2024-09-21 21:04:04 +0000 UTC View Post
You know that feeling when you can hear a GIF? Well, imagine what you’ll feel when you see this next move… trust me, it’s going to make some noise.
2024-09-21 18:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Just rolled out of bed, and I can’t stop smiling because of you ALL! What are you freaks doing today, besides thinking of me? 😆
2024-09-21 15:02:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, I’m reminding you about my birthday again! And let’s just say, the less you forget, the more I’ll let you in on the messy, steamy plans I’ve got for the big day.
2024-09-21 05:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
You might get tired of my birthday hype, but trust me when the big day comes, you’ll be very happy I kept reminding you… because I’ll be unwrapping more than just presents…
2024-09-21 03:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I mean, if I don’t remind you daily, how are you going to be prepared for the special surprises I’ve got planned? Let’s say… things will get heated!
2024-09-20 23:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, freaks, I do need to remind you about my birthday every day! You can’t miss out on the fun... especially when I’m feeling extra naughty this year. 😉
2024-09-20 21:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone said I don't need to remind you every day that my birthday’s coming up... but let’s be real, how else will you know to shower me with all the attention?
2024-09-20 19:06:02 +0000 UTC View Post𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐑𝐎 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓!
I want you to see what it is like when I go to a photoshoot. I would love to impress you with my skills just like this!
Quote #RETROSQUIRT in my DMs if you think you could handle being my next photographer 😏
I woke up thinking about you ALL! Let’s make today as hot and fun as possible. Who’s ready to play?
2024-09-20 15:02:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Birthday mess? Check. Freaks to enjoy it with? A few but the more the merrier! Don’t miss out, I’m saving all the fun for you. 😘 You won’t want to miss this celebration!
2024-09-20 06:03:04 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s getting closer, freaks, and if you think I’m just talking about a party—oh, you have no idea. Things are about to get deliciously out of hand!
2024-09-20 04:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you freaks still sleeping on my birthday hype? Don’t make me get messy without you… I mean, who will help clean up all this... frosting?
2024-09-20 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The countdown to my birthday is ticking away, and if you think it’s just cake and candles, you’re in for a surprise. I’m talking about a different kind of ‘blowout’!
2024-09-19 20:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post
You freaks are missing out on the birthday hype, and trust me, it’s going to get real messy… in all the best ways. 😏
2024-09-19 18:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Come say hey with your best morning wood pic in my DMs!
2024-09-19 15:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you freaks are saving up all your energy, because I’m bringing the heat for my birthday! Ready to make some wild memories with me?
2024-09-19 05:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m thinking of making it extra special this year. Hope you’re prepared for some naughty surprises. Who’s in? 😉
2024-09-19 03:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you ready for the best birthday party ever? Let’s just say it’s going to be a lot more fun without any... wrapping paper.
2024-09-19 00:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post
