I can't believe I did a little dance for that old guy, it's still in my mindπ You wouldn't believe half the crazy stuff I get up when I'm left unsupervised and horny!
Bloop bloop π Did you know I can make my cheeks talk? They are saying something seriously great right now "Bambi has the hottest ass ever" Come here and I'll let you have a full conversation! π
BOOM! It's this view of my ass, in gold! 24k treasure right there, wouldn't you agree? AND you can totally take a bite and check it's authenticity- it's real!
It takes so little effort to make people smile in this world, so why not give them something to smile about? π₯° I've got something for YOU to smile about too hehe π Wanna see what it is?
You're probably wondering HEY BAMBI WHAT DID YOU DO? Well I'll tell you! I smiled at him, and shook my ass for him JUST for a sec because everyone needs a little Bambi in their life!
I know I have a pretty amazing ass but I don't think I've ever had someone's GRANDPA hit on me beforeπ
Would you hit on me if you saw me at the grocery store?
So I was in the produce section and this really old guy, I mean we're talking like 80 or 90 AT LEAST, he holds up a peach and says "I know I'm old but I think I'm seeing double" While looking RIGHT at me ππ
I want you to slam my body down on this bed and DESTROY my pussy right now! I am so horny like all the time, I don't know what to do to take care of this! Ideas?π
I've been a bad girl all morning and really think you need to discipline this ass- don't you think my peach would look so much better with a handprint right across the back?
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Are you ready to open your presents? We don't mind if you tear the wrapping right off π
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A Christmas feast isn't complete without some delicious buns to snack on!! Well guess what? We've got the PERFECT buns for you!! They're warm and soft, just the way you like them!
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We're honestly having the best time here! That means there are going to be two gifts under your tree these holidays π
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Since you guys love my corny side... Wanna join in and eat my turkey stuffing?π
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Guys I'm not fucking around when I say this... I'm a slut for having my pussy licked until I'm soaked...
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Sometimes I just can't help myself lol! Does this get us on the naughty list?
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Who needs the fireplace when things are getting so hot right here? Maybe it's the tinsel, maybe it's all these lights, but I'm really feeling it right now π
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Peek-a-boo! Take a look at what's hiding underneath my "tree"π I KNOW it's actually a bush but you need to play along here! Don't make me tell Santa to put you on his naughty list!
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It's the festive time of the year and that means gifts π€ and I would love to unwrap the little something Santa left me under the tree!
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12 Days, 6 days or 3 days of PURE Bambi Blue Bliss!! Spend Xmas with me and get 12/6/3 SPECIAL gifts for 12/6/3 SPECIAL days!
You know I LOVE being spoiled and the perfect gift for me this year would be YOU- all to myself! Of course, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!!!! πππ Since it's Christmastime, I think we should take some time to give each other something INCREDIBLE!!
I've NEVER done this before but if 2022 has taught me anything, it's that doing something NEW is always a good idea! I also learned a new yoga pose that would be so fucking hot in bed - but that's besides the point π
$πππ - To get 12 super special and personalized gifts from me for 12 days all you have to do is tip $300 on this post and I will add you to my personal calendar! Then, I'll send you something JUST for you each day from the 12th to the 24th. I can't wait to make this year the BEST one ever!! So, what are you waiting for? I'm the Christmas present you get to unwrap early! πππ
$πππ - To get 6 super special and personalized gifts from me for 6 days all you have to do is tip $150 on this post and I will add you to my personal calendar! Then, I'll send you something JUST for you each day from the 19th to the 24th. πππ
$ππ - To get 3 super special and personalized gifts from me for 3 days all you have to do is tip $50 on this post and I will add you to my personal calendar! From the 21st to the 24th, you can expect three of the BEST gifts just for you! πππ
Speaking of the sun, that reminds me of this time I went to a gas station in Texas and this total rando told me I was "hotter than a solar flare in Hades"π As far as pick up lines go, that was a good one LOL