Taking on a flight of stairs is a game of grace and confidence, miss a step and make it look like you're really energic without meaning to π€£
2023-07-11 01:01:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Toe-mania, the talent of doing everything on my toes, you know I am too crazy to stay grounded π
2023-07-10 19:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I must have missed the memo that doing things flat footed is so last season π But there is no fucking way I will be tip-toeing around anyone!
2023-07-10 17:01:24 +0000 UTC View Post
I KNOW that today is going to be a fucking great day! π₯°
2023-07-10 14:01:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Wakey wakey! Time to start the day! πBut FIRST...Snuggles!
2023-07-10 13:01:37 +0000 UTC View Post
When Sunday night hits and you think about your week... I must say that my weeks get better and BETTER with you all!!
2023-07-10 05:01:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The true heroes of the world: Those who can save the day and still find time for pizza and a nap.
2023-07-10 03:01:31 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been one of those days where I laughed until I snorted and then laughed again! You guys are seriously the BEST!!
2023-07-10 00:01:18 +0000 UTC View Post
This is so lame but gave me a giggle! Tell me what your super hero name would be and why?
2023-07-09 20:01:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I'd look HOT in a cape! Who's with me? It's not a bird! It's not a plane! It's SUPER BAMBI!!!π
2023-07-09 18:01:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I had to practice the karma sutra before I tried making my bed with my new fitted sheet this morning! I don't know if it's an inch too small or if I'm just UNFIT because I'm huffing and puffing like the sweatiest and hottest blue-haired wolf and if I don't get this damn corner down, I'm going to cut a hole in it and use it as a cape!
2023-07-09 17:01:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! What are your plans for the day? I'm in a yoga mood and willing to bend in ALL kinds of waysπ
2023-07-09 14:01:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I got a fuck ton of ass pics and I LOVE it! π You guys are AMAZING!
2023-07-09 05:02:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanna start a petition to bring back mooning! All in favor, DM me a pic of you mooning!!
2023-07-09 03:01:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Fuck it! I know you freaks are here to peep so I'll GIVE you something to peep atπ!
2023-07-09 00:01:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Does anyone know why it's called a PEEPING TOM? What do they call girls that like to peep?π
2023-07-08 19:02:35 +0000 UTC View Post
You guuuys! Someone was just watching me get dressed from my window so I dramatically dropped my towel, bent over to pick it up and when I looked back they were gone... SO RUDE! Could have at least said goodbye!
2023-07-08 17:02:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning my badasses!!! Today is the day that everything positive will straddle your lap and make you SMILE!
2023-07-08 14:02:15 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Friday night and I am in a NAUGHTY mood! Who's in for an amazing night? I would LOVE to know what you're up to right now!
2023-07-08 05:02:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Autocorrect, you DOOOOOG! The amount of people telling me the most HILARIOUS things right now! I can't stop laughing!!!
2023-07-08 04:02:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I'd DUCK you right here, right now! Would you DUCK me too?π
2023-07-08 03:01:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever actually sent a dirty text and have someone ask you if it's auto corrected? LOL
2023-07-08 01:01:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I LOVE the responses guyyyys! Who else sent something that autocorrect messed up? The ones to bosses are the best!π
2023-07-07 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Technology these days makes me really laugh! Was sending a text to a friend and she ended up calling me because I told her , "Best of Luck!" but autocorrect turned it into "Breast of Fuck" π WHAAAATTTTT???
2023-07-07 18:41:29 +0000 UTC View Postππππππ ππππ ππππ This is EXACTLY how Iβd take your cock! π€€ Just send me #TYC and I'll send it right over!
2023-07-07 16:34:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guyyyys! It's a fucking FANTASTIC day and you KNOW what I want to get up to today, don't you?π
2023-07-07 14:02:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I just wanted to say THANK YOU for taking me as I am even though not everyone gets my jokesπ€£ You guys still make me laugh!
2023-07-07 05:01:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there an emoji for "I'm HORNY AF, wanna cum with me?"π
2023-07-07 03:01:24 +0000 UTC View Post
QUICK! If you could describe me in 3 emoji pictures, what would they be?
2023-07-07 00:01:27 +0000 UTC View Post
My favorite emoji today is this one: π¦ Can you guess WHY?π
2023-07-06 20:01:39 +0000 UTC View Post
