LOL! Ended up getting a ticket anyway for parking on the roa..
LOL! Ended up getting a ticket anyway for parking on the road!!! FFS! MY BAD!! 🤣
2023-11-30 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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That would be one way to get a ticket, masturbating in a par..
That would be one way to get a ticket, masturbating in a parkway, in a parked car! LOL!! Don't worry about me, I am pretty sure I lost a few marbles along the way!!! 🤣
2023-11-30 05:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostI was stuck in traffic wondering all this random shit about ..
I was stuck in traffic wondering all this random shit about parkways and driveways to distract myself from the urge of getting myself off right there and then!! 😆
2023-11-30 01:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostAnd speaking of driving, have you ever noticed we drive on p..
And speaking of driving, have you ever noticed we drive on parkways but I've NEVER seen a park on a highway!
2023-11-29 21:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou know what I would REALLY like to know... Why do we park ..
You know what I would REALLY like to know... Why do we park on driveways? I mean, isn't that where we're supposed to, you know, drive? LOL! Am I the only person that thinks this random shit! 😆
2023-11-29 19:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostWakey-wakey! Time to slay the day like a ninja armed with a ..
Wakey-wakey! Time to slay the day like a ninja armed with a pillow and a cup of coffee. Stealth mode: deactivated
2023-11-29 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostFFS! I am just gonna stay in, everything was in plain fuckin..
FFS! I am just gonna stay in, everything was in plain fucking SITE!! Lol, please tell me I am not the only person that looks for shit that is right in front of me! LOL, my superpower is looking right through things in plain sight!! 😆
2023-11-29 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostOr looking for your glasses when they are on your head! I sw..
Or looking for your glasses when they are on your head! I swear I could see better when I was in the kitchen. Nope, it's not the room, it's the lack of vision! 🥹
2023-11-29 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostGetting ready to go out is always a fucking mad hunt! Keys, ..
Getting ready to go out is always a fucking mad hunt! Keys, check, phone... Fuck where is my phone *put the phone in my pocket* spend the next hour hunting for the phone that is in my pocket!! FFS 🤣
2023-11-28 20:01:28 +0000 UTC View Post𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 For an authentic real orgasm go to your DMs and..
𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 For an authentic real orgasm go to your DMs and quote #TINDERTEASE right now!! You don't wanna miss sensual Bambi!! 💗
2023-11-28 18:30:35 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, sunshine! Wishing you a morning as bright as a gl..
Hey there, sunshine! Wishing you a morning as bright as a glow-in-the-dark unicorn. Time to sparkle and caffeinate!
2023-11-28 16:02:56 +0000 UTC View PostSo going back to the unicorn thing! LOL, if I stick a dildo ..
So going back to the unicorn thing! LOL, if I stick a dildo to my head and dance around that gives me the freedom to call myself a unicorn right? Asking for a friend 🤣
2023-11-28 04:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostA unicorn is just a magical creature with a horn, right? You..
A unicorn is just a magical creature with a horn, right? You should see how many horns I have 😆
2023-11-27 23:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostSome people like to think about magical places and far-off l..
Some people like to think about magical places and far-off lands and fairytales with unicorns and princesses. Sometimes when I am alone... I pretend I am a unicorn! 🤣
2023-11-27 19:05:55 +0000 UTC View PostMorning! The sun is up, the birds are singing, and somewhere..
Morning! The sun is up, the birds are singing, and somewhere, a cat is plotting world domination. Be the hero this day needs!
2023-11-27 16:02:52 +0000 UTC View PostI would LOVE to know if any of you freaks have broken the re..
I would LOVE to know if any of you freaks have broken the record of 16 orgasms one after the other. I feel like this answer is wrong! LOL!! Send me a message and let me know! 😉
2023-11-27 06:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostPOOR dudes, the most amount of orgasms recorded for guys is ..
POOR dudes, the most amount of orgasms recorded for guys is only 16... That fucking sucks! And fuck yes to all the orgasms! Wanna see who can orgasm the most? DM me RIGHT NOW!! 😆
2023-11-27 05:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostI just read about the MOST amount of orgasms in one go, 134!..
I just read about the MOST amount of orgasms in one go, 134!!!! In an HOUR!! Can you even fucking walk after that... What are your next ambitions after reaching the level of AMAZING!!! 😆
2023-11-27 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostFUCK YES!!! To whoever said there is no such thing as too ma..
FUCK YES!!! To whoever said there is no such thing as too many orgasms!! I am ALL for that LIFE!!! Who's with me? 😆
2023-11-26 21:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostI need to know what a good amount of orgasms a day is... Is ..
I need to know what a good amount of orgasms a day is... Is it 20 is it 100? I feel like the more the merrier!! 😆
2023-11-26 19:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostRoses are red, violets are blue, mornings are hard, I hope y..
Roses are red, violets are blue, mornings are hard, I hope you are too!!! 😏
2023-11-26 16:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the longest you fuckers have ever spent masturbating...
What's the longest you fuckers have ever spent masturbating... Send me a DM and tell me!! 😉
2023-11-26 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostBut what about the pre-training, like do I need to do 2-3 ho..
But what about the pre-training, like do I need to do 2-3 hours of masturbation a DAY to get all my muscles ready? I NEED to do this!! 😆
2023-11-26 04:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostOh, wait!! I need TEN hours to beat the record! I mean I sti..
Oh, wait!! I need TEN hours to beat the record! I mean I still think I could be the title champion for this!! LOL!!! How many times would I squirt? I would need an IV just to stay hydrated!!!
2023-11-26 01:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostHow should I prep for a full NINE hours of masturbating, I a..
How should I prep for a full NINE hours of masturbating, I am definitely gonna need a lot of fluids, and snacks need to be prepped. A change of bedding maybe? LOL! 😆
2023-11-25 23:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostBeen reading world records all morning and found the BEST on..
Been reading world records all morning and found the BEST one yet!! The longest masturbation session lasted NINE HOURS and THIRTY THREE MINUTES!!! I could totally fucking beat that!!! 😏
2023-11-25 19:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostWakey wakey, I REALLY want some sausage for breakfast today...
Wakey wakey, I REALLY want some sausage for breakfast today... 😆
2023-11-25 16:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do all you fuckers like about this time of year? The we..
What do all you fuckers like about this time of year? The weather, getting all cozy under the blankets? DM me right now and let me know! 😆
2023-11-25 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn the spirit of still being thankful I REALLY am thankful f..
In the spirit of still being thankful I REALLY am thankful for all you fuckers! You all make my days better and my smiles big! I LOVE YOU ALL!! 😆
2023-11-24 21:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒! Wanna see my FIRST-ever full-face JOI i..
𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒! Wanna see my FIRST-ever full-face JOI in sunglasses? Quote #STROKELIKETHIS in your DMs to see it!
2023-11-24 18:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
