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Starting at 9:45am, I’ve made over a dozen calls, 2 total ho..

Starting at 9:45am, I’ve made over a dozen calls, 2 total hours (+/- a few minutes) and I’ve done all I can do for rn.
Ending with calling to schedule a follow up ortho dr appt & the automated call didn’t want to recognize the the numerical entries 😣

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Morning & happy TGIF to you! 🙏🙏🙏 I have to do life administr..

Morning & happy TGIF to you! 🙏🙏🙏
I have to do life administrative work today 😣😫
Rescheduling medical transportation bc I have 2 dr appts on the same day next week. —Woof. Just got off the phone with med trans & they DID NOT want to be cooperative. Opp, theres the beginning of a panic attack 🥺😳
Smoke a bowl drink some coffee then continue 😭
I’m already ready for today to be over.

Have to call my PCP to get their fax # then call med trans back so they can send out a form for my dr to fill out saying I’m exempted from riding public transportation.

Then have to call the insurance company bc I have a $200 bill that just keeps popping up no matter how many times I’ve taken care of it. Really frustrating. They can suck a dick if they think I’m gonna pay that, it’d be admitting I’m at “fault” lol

Call my eye Drs and the pharmacy. Again. A dr fellow wrote scripts for eye drops that we did not discuss. One of my drops ran out last night. Still ticked off at the receptionist when I called last week about this.

Fuck. I hope that’s it. I could really go for a date tonight. Or hang out with friends, outside of my apt.

😣😣😣
Grumble. Grumble grumble. Grumble

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Curled up, watching the big Lebowski, ready for sleep, holdi..

Curled up, watching the big Lebowski, ready for sleep, holding a pillow. I want a body pillow and a weighted blanket lol

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👀Watch your step 👀 🦶slippery when wet 🦶 😁😆😂

👀Watch your step 👀
🦶slippery when wet 🦶
😁😆😂

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Don’t forget to add me on Snapchat! Oreo dark chocolate omn..

Don’t forget to add me on Snapchat!
Oreo dark chocolate omnomnom

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Seriously? Wow. I’m finding all the $2 words

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Seriously? Wow. I’m finding all the $2 words

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I’m a fairly decent artist if I do say so myself. BUT My re..

I’m a fairly decent artist if I do say so myself.
BUT
My real special talent is… p*ssing ppl off XD.
I don’t try, mostly it’s snowflakes that lack a sense of humor. It’s not my fault no one has ever teased them in their entire life.
Trying to avoid hurting everyone’s feelings is about as easy as avoiding stepping on dead cicadas on the sidewalks.

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I have a CT scan of my right foot in 2hrs. There’s a bump th..

I have a CT scan of my right foot in 2hrs. There’s a bump that shouldn’t be there. Already had it x-rayed and had a MRI.

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It’s such a lovely day, I’d love to go have outdoor sex. Buu..

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It’s such a lovely day, I’d love to go have outdoor sex. Buuut, I’m not dating anyone 😭 and I think masturbating in public would not be the same

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🐿That squimmel life 🐿 Heard a rustlin out my window, so I g..

🐿That squimmel life 🐿

Heard a rustlin out my window, so I grabbed my phone, opened the camera, and snuck up to the window.
Think he spotted me a couple times, need to move to a new dimension bruh

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I think these panties make my ass look great 🍑 Happy Hump D..

I think these panties make my ass look great 🍑

Happy Hump Day!

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And why haven’t you added me on Snapchat yet? It’s free to m..

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And why haven’t you added me on Snapchat yet? It’s free to my subs 😗😗

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I mean, keep it classy or else I am gonna hafta get sassy ..

I mean, keep it classy
or else I am gonna
hafta get sassy

One of my besties was being waay too pervvy so I wrote this haiku for him

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I need to fall asleep soon, I keep sneaking back to the Oreo..

I need to fall asleep soon, I keep sneaking back to the Oreos 😆🙄

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Nighty night my pretties

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Nighty night my pretties

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Posted a lil somethin for y’all since I posted a bunch of li..

Posted a lil somethin for y’all since I posted a bunch of life shit today :p.

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*this was yesterday afternoon before I got ready for the clu..

*this was yesterday afternoon before I got ready for the club*
I just put these panties on this morning, guess it’s just one of those days 🤷‍♀️
Yep, video confirmation- I am indeed wet

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“I want to slide your dick thru my lips as I wrap my legs ‘..

“I want to slide your dick thru my lips
as I wrap my legs ‘round your hips”

I love to write haikus. Do you like this one?
Please share your own haikus in the comments!!!

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Some golden hour shots from yesterday and I’m wearing make u..

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Some golden hour shots from yesterday and I’m wearing make up! 😲

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I want to go dance tonight but I can’t afford to. My debit c..

I want to go dance tonight but I can’t afford to. My debit card expired the end of May & my new one never arrived in the mail & the replacement for that was suppose to arrive today but mail box is empty 😭

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I would have done it anyways, figured I might as well film i..

I would have done it anyways, figured I might as well film it for ya 🍒

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The planets aligned last night & I had my very first shift a..

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The planets aligned last night & I had my very first shift as a stripper at a local club. I auditioned beginning of May then I was horribly sick for a week, another week to recover, I can’t drive & I can’t afford to pay for an Uber and my friend that drives me has their car in the shop. Then add waiting for a good health day. Anyways…
It was a blast! I had so much fun & I want to go back tonight. First 2 songs I danced to were Linkin Park 🖤
Got $4 whole dollars lol 😄😊 I mean yea I need the money, but it’ll happen with time, need to build a cliental base.
I really feel like my whole life has been building to this point. I enjoy wearing next to nothing, love to dance, and, hafta say this parts a tad egh, men have taken an interest in me since I was little so I know how to talk to them. I felt in my element and right at home. I loved it so much. 🥰🥰🥰

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Woke up in a good mood Had to call my eye Drs office, I was ..

Woke up in a good mood
Had to call my eye Drs office, I was there last week & I was written refills- I was told “everything’s ok keep on keeping on” but then I was given scripts that weren’t the same as I have been taking. (Fellow actually asked me what strength I take- mfkr my chart is right in front of you!)
The receptionist argued with me for 15min about my scripts & that there was a note I need to be seen in a month, with was not what was discussed. I told her idk why you’re arguing with me, you weren’t in the appt, I was
😖😖😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I was having a good morning

How’s your Friday morning going?

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💊💉💊18 DOCTORS💊💉💊 I’m gonna lay it all out on the table I am..

💊💉💊18 DOCTORS💊💉💊
I’m gonna lay it all out on the table

I am disabled.

Onlyfans is my only source of income. It’s a lot of work, and time consuming, and my time is all I have to offer. Doing onlyfans allows me to work when I’m able.

This is me, here, asking for your help. I’m independent af and hate to ask for help but I need it. Badly. Please share my code or tip, dm me about custom content or about panties/socks.

My health prevents me from working a normal vanilla job, I’ve tried a few times since my health took a nose dive. I even had to leave my absolute favorite job after only a few months working only 2 days a week.
My pulmonologist told me this morning that they are referring me to a cardiologist- doctor #18
I am in my early 30s.
If I have a week with 2 dr appts, I think it’s odd bc 5 dr appts a week is completely normal. Frankly, my job is to take care of myself, I don’t have the availability to work a vanilla job. Plus I’m recently divorced and I’m single and on my own for the first time.
I wanted to try to escape & keep my health separate from my sex worker life but I’m an open book and my health is my life.

Wondering if y’all would like to hear updates on my health? I feel like sharing my personal life allows you to be more apart of it and it’ll increase the intimacy of our relationship. Answer yes or no below my pretties🥰😘

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How’s the view from down there?

How’s the view from down there?

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It is an absolutely gorgeous morning where I live. Not too w..

It is an absolutely gorgeous morning where I live. Not too warm, cloudless, with just the right amount of a light breeze 💚

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Good morning my pretties! Let’s see, it’s thirsty Thursday..

Good morning my pretties!

Let’s see, it’s thirsty Thursday right?

Should I post a video of me squirting today?

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Just finished watching the 9th season of Letterkenny. The se..

Just finished watching the 9th season of Letterkenny. The seasons are just too short for my liking. I don’t always laugh when I find something funny in tv/movies, Letterkenny has me laughing -out loud- the entire time, edge of my seat (to be faaaair this show turns my seat into a slip n slide- good humor turns me on lol) this show is just so quick and witty and Canada Dry.

All 9 seasons are on Hulu so go grab yourself a Puppers and sit tf down & binge it 😘😘

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Booty focused in too tiny a skirt won by one vote XD. It’s..

Booty focused in too tiny a skirt won by one vote XD.

It’s skirt weather again but I think this one might be too tight and short to wear in public. What do you think??

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You know you have too many dr appts when you have no choice ..

You know you have too many dr appts when you have no choice but to double book.

My first jaunt into using public transportation to get to my dr appts didn’t go so well. (to start with) I’m vision impaired- I used Snapchat to zoom in on the crosswalk sign on the other side of the street bc I couldn’t see the sign to see if I could walk across or not. After 10min I said fk it & crossed anyways. Then after my appt I waited at the bus sto for 30min and the bus I needed didn’t stop it just drove on by. Waited another 30min before calling friends for a ride. I had a panic attack sitting on that bench. I really don’t care to have that experience again.

Just being grumbly :(.

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