This is how getting the housework done goes in my house: picks up duster, puts down duster, pics up phone, opens reddit, watches a hot girl (tonight a 40something milf) play with herself, gets turned on, nipples get hard, takes photo, posts to onlyfans/reddit, masturbates 3 times.
2020-01-20 22:40:36 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you're supposed to be doing housework but you end up on reddit 🤷🏻♀️😈
2020-01-20 21:29:56 +0000 UTC View PostI'm kind of rushed off my feet today, so I've taken to sharing with you some personal parts of my daily routine. Exhibit A) The after work bra removal.
2020-01-20 18:06:25 +0000 UTC View Post
After a hangover from hell followed by a close run in with the flu, I'm happy to say, I'm back and fighting fit. Here's a little on/off from work to get your week flowing! 💋💋💋
2020-01-20 13:25:09 +0000 UTC View Post
It's 20.50 and I am STILL hungover!! Who wants to join me on the sofa and stroke my hair? 🥰
2020-01-18 20:48:36 +0000 UTC View PostI found a girl tonight.... who wants to see......
2020-01-18 00:13:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Ahhh! It's your dirty little secret taking sfw photos from the toilets with her friends hiding behind 🤫
2020-01-17 23:20:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a little on/off of me ready/not ready for my belated Christmas works do 💋
2020-01-17 20:48:23 +0000 UTC View Post
This is what getting ready for a belated Christmas works do looks like when you're a Bored English Wife 😝🍾🥂
2020-01-17 20:28:47 +0000 UTC View Post
What a crazy busy day I've had! But... there is ALWAYS time for an on/off in my stock room 😉
2020-01-16 21:23:08 +0000 UTC View PostFinally, and I know you've been waiting a looooong time for this. The stock room tease, lower half edition 🍑💋
2020-01-16 16:40:46 +0000 UTC View PostA little shower tease video from this morning 😈💦
2020-01-16 14:34:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a little pre-shower, no make-up goodmorning selfie 😘😘😘
2020-01-16 09:08:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you to a very clever scientist fan who has been doing some maths: If each of my 38k reddit followers came over me twice, 10k of outliers (big fans) who have come over me 20+ times gives us a total of 276k wanks. Average ejaculation is 3.5 ml. That totals at 966 litres of cum. Or 212.49 gallons!!! 😮💦💦
2020-01-15 12:03:42 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you pop home from work to play because you're so wet 💦😈
2020-01-14 15:44:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Good evening 👋 I'm sorry I've been quiet today. I'll make up for it with double tomorrow 😘 meanwhile here is my "work is boring, desktop PLASTT" 😜
2020-01-14 01:18:42 +0000 UTC View PostTurns out I may have made a video from the inlaws bathroom too 🤫😘
2020-01-12 20:56:53 +0000 UTC View Post
It wouldn't really be a Sunday if I wasn't taking cheeky photos in my inlaws bathroom, now would it? 🍑
2020-01-12 20:26:47 +0000 UTC View PostI think you all deserve a little late night striptease from me 😘 😈
2020-01-12 03:17:25 +0000 UTC View Post
You may have worked out, I got too dr*nk last night to successfully achieve any dares (despite trying) and I have spent the day too hungover to move until I had to go to work. So better late than never. Here is a little on/off I just made you 😈💋 I hope you like stockings. (Click to view it fully)
2020-01-12 02:25:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Out for drinks tonight. Snapping pics in my friends bathroom. Open to dare suggestions for a video tonight.... 😈
2020-01-10 21:18:43 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're familiar with PLASTT. Here is me mastering the reverse PLASTT 🥰💋
2020-01-10 01:29:08 +0000 UTC View PostI'm feeling kind of naughty tonight. Can you tell? 😘
2020-01-10 00:13:31 +0000 UTC View Post
My favourite part of the evening is taking photos and videos for you 😍😈💋
2020-01-09 21:09:12 +0000 UTC View PostI made a naughty little video for you all tonight. My voice is coming back so I thought I'd let you hear me groan 🤭
2020-01-09 01:08:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I know I keep banging on about going running. Well here's a little post-run on/off for you lovely lot 😈😘
2020-01-09 00:18:22 +0000 UTC View Post
So I found an apron. But apparently it didn't stop me getting wet 🤭💦
2020-01-07 21:24:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm notoriously messy when I cook. In the interests of saving my clothes I've started to bake like this! 🥧😋
2020-01-07 20:18:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's an on/off of my ass tonight, I had to show it off since my recent running. 😜 immediately after I made a custom video 🤫
2020-01-07 01:05:39 +0000 UTC View Post
