

(Boobs!) Now I want to make something clear, guys - I'm _terrible_ at lying, and marketing, and advertising. Bad, bad bad. But I'm _great_ at sex, being normal and having insightful conversations. Rose's strategy, financially, works _much_ better than mine - but I have waaaay more fun, IMHO. You know how many conversations about politics I've had just moments before sharing a video swallowing cum? How many times I've discussed mental health issues? I've talked about my job, or my/their family? I'm someone who believes that normalcy is _fucking_ sexy. And I'm clearly wrong - she earns much more than me - but It's a hill I'm willing to die on! Besides, I play for the long run!