

Jack. Subscribed for THREE MONTHS.
<Context: Weeks after my last mass message>
Jack: Wait, why I see so little spam? Are you actually... Real? Am I chatting with a woman?
Sam: Well... Yes. I literally say it on the welcome message and the bio!!
Jack: Yeah, well, everyone says that.
Sam: Yes, but if they have to remind you 24/7, every 30 minutes (exactly), every day, that they are horny and they "need you", then you have a good clue that they're not real.
Jack: Fair point, how're you doing?
Easy and nice conversation, 8/10!