Matt. Subscribed for 10 minutes, coming from Instagram. Matt..
Added 2024-11-11 15:58:46 +0000 UTCMatt. Subscribed for 10 minutes, coming from Instagram.
Matt: Whoever you are, I want to speak with the woman of the pictures.
Sam (Like a day later): Oh no, you've discovered my secret. You invoked me. What do you want, oh powerful master?
Matt: Good girl. I want proof you're real. Send a pussy pic
Sam: No, thank you.
Now. there are many problems with this conversation.
1. How the fuck does a pussy pic proof I'm real. Ask for a pic of me with a sock on my left boob. I have MILLIONS of pics of Chris' pussy. Does that mean I'm Chris? Now, getting a really specific pic... THAT's complex.
2. I don't offer weird pictures for free - you have to proof you're not a freeloader too! And I take the $5 before, because 99% of the guys requesting proof never paid for the PPV when I did send it because, well, they're freeloaders. Which is okay, but let's be fair with each other!
3. Matt is an asshole, and I prefer other type of assholes, thank you <3
1/10. Be better, Matt.
